What's not to love about Celestia? >Very rich and powerful

>>30944236
>Very rich
[citation needed]

>>30944237
she is the princess, shouldn't she be able to control all finances in the land?

>>30944241
It doesn't mean the money is hers

>>30944236
She seems uninterested in romance and you'd have to compete with literally every other stallion, celestiafag, the occasional mare, and Twilight for her love and affection

>>30944258
>triggered lunafag

>>30944236
>powerful
>living flytraps beat her

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>>30944236
She's not real.

>>30944236
Does she go supernova when she comes?

>>30944347
The Sun doesn't have enough mass to go supernova

>>30944355
With that ass I wouldn't be so sure

>>30944359
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Princess, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Canterlot Military Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Griffonia, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in buffalo warfare and I’m the top fighter in the entire Equestria armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this world, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Kingdom and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves.
Not only am I extensively trained in hoof-to-hoof combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment about the Princess was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot.

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>30944369
Royal Guards GTFO

Sunfags ruined her.

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>>30944628
Pbbbt

>>30944236
She isn't real.

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>>30944241

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>>30944660

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>>30944241

>>30944716
>>30944671
>>30944666
>Literally live in a barren shithole
>Still blamed for monetary issues in the next country over
Hoo my boy

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>>30944236
But that's the thing
She's perfect
Like, not subjectively perfect, but literally perfect

How can I love something that doesn't have any flaws?
I mean, yes, I can love her, but not that way

And she's not my cute, spergy twiggywiggy

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>>30944236
>What's not to love about Celestia?

The fact that she's only the second best Princess.

>>30944236
Something is seriously wrong with your priorities when you list "rich and powerful" as the #1 reason, and "sex goddess" as #6.

Either that or you're just desperate trailer-trash who wants a taste of the easy life.

>>30945213
But he didn't say it was in any particular order.

>>30945014
looks like fluttershy from the thumbnail

>>30944258

You mean Troubleshoes, right? No other stallion is big enough for 2000 year old used vagina.

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>>30944236
>What's not to love about Celestia?


I want to shove sour cream, shredded lettuce, minced hamburger meat, diced tomatoes, pinto beans, shredded cheese and a soft tortilla shell up Princess Celestia's ass and see if she can shit me out a taco. The use of her magic does NOT count!

>>30944236
Barely any personality.
Old as fuck and obviously past her prime.
Has experienced practically everything in her thousands of years, so nothing you do will be truly new to her. You won't give her her first kiss, or be her first lover. You won't be her first anything.
Extremely busy.
Too big to cuddle properly, too heavy to hold during sex.

All things considered, 6/10 waifu

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>>30945351

>too big to properly cuddle

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>>30945351
>I bet those grapes are sour anyway

>>30944813
They love in a barren shithole because of thier greed. Dyewts?

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>>30945351
Not only are you wrong in every possible way, but you're stupid too.

>>30944236
Don't forget
>useless
>easy to conquer
>immortal kissless virgin
>makes bad decisions often
>needs social interaction or she goes insane

>>30944236
>Has an awesome rack in human form, and gives the best titjobs
>Is a sex goddess under the sheets
[citation needed]

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>>30944939
this tbqh

>What's not to love about Celestia?
she's not her sister

>>30944236
She is very pretty and swan-like.

>>30944236

I love Celly but I hate the worfing. Surely there's a way to write conflict in episodes/films without immediately taking out the "strongest" character just to cheaply raise the stakes.

>>30946798
A cadre of talented, dedicated writers who love the show and won't weigh anchor as soon as they get a job offer from literally anyone else?

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>>30944939
>>30946720
Luna is trash
NMM or bust

>>30946967
This

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>>30944236
And don't forget
>her ability to dominate you sexualy in body and mind

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>>30947591
>her ability to dominate you sexualy in body and mind
Muh dick... I'm fucking diamonds...

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>>30947044
this to be honest shaking my head family

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>>30948767

>>30945351
This
And she's also too weak to even defend her kingdom

>>30950869
>too weak to even defend her kingdom
Easy for you to say, because you don't even have one. Let's see how well you would do in her position.

>>30950839
you're a big mare

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>>30950692
>mfw celestia bathes in my washing machine.