Let's have a thread about dating ponies. Which ponies would be fun to go on a date with? What fun activities would you do? On which date do you think you could get in and absolutely demolish her horse pussy? Which date would you start holding her hoof?
>>30938619
I don't know, I only went on one date ever and that was in 2002.
>>30938619
>implying anypony here will ever date anything
>>30938629
>anypony
>>30938619
why are his pants down?
>>30940535
He was trying to rub one out while Sunbutt was in the powder room, but she came back unexpectedly early.
>>30940535
She's sexing him
>>30940602
this tbqh, she give him the sexing
>>30940602
that's stupid
>>30941716
you're just mad you'll never go on a date with princess celestia who will sex you
>>30938626
Are you in your 30s?
>>30938619
Well, I'll date Twilight, obviously. She's my waifu. And I love her so much.
Haven't dated since 2009.
>>30942955
Wow you can do math
>>30944877
Could be older. Ending your dating life in your thirties is much more sensible
>>30944815
>>30938626
>Going on a date
>Having a girl like you
>Ever
Wew, Chad! Facebook is that-a-way!
>>30945484
Pretty much. It it hasn't happened by the time you turn 40, face facts. It ain't happening.
>>30938619
>dating
>not getting shotgun married after Granny Smith finds the two of you screwing behind the barn