Why don't you just go back to playing your little video

>>30938488
Harsh, I didn't know barbieniggers projected so badly.

I bet she bangs Chad in her sushi truck all the time, OP.

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>>30938488
>wanting to have anything to do with sunshit shitter

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>>30938488
very good thread wow

>>30938488
>Anon decides to prove her wrong
>Puts a quarter in the DDR machine
>...and then another seven when he realizes it's two bucks per play
>Chooses Butterfly by Smile.dk
>He's absolutely killing it, getting a nearly perfect score
>He's drawn a small crowd, who are cheering him on
>But all Sunset sees is a nerd flailing around on a tiny stage
>She rolls her eyes and leaves to meet her friends at the food court
>When she gets there, Anon is dancing on their table
>He's set up a PS2, and old CRT, and is stomping around on one of those shitty plastic mats that came with the home versions of DDR
>Her friends are all clapping and cheering as his score goes up
>She groans in frustration and leaves
>She has to piss anyway
>While she's sitting on the toilet, all she can hear is muffled Smile.dk and frantic stomping from the stall beside her
>Her eye twitches
>She decides to call it a day and head home
>She passes Anon stomping away to the beat multiple times
>It's like he's around every street corner
>There's no escape when she gets home, he's already there, tap-dancing on her last nerve
>Something snaps inside of her
>She grabs him, throws him on the bed, and straddles him
"If I fuck you, will you please just stop dancing!?"
>He opens his mouth to respond, but she pushes her mouth against his and shoves her tongue in his mouth before reaching down to undo his pants
>Fuck it, she'll just wear him out until he's physically incapable of fucking dancing

>>30938549
One way to get laid I guess.

>>30938488
>"DON'T YOU GET IT ANON! I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!"

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>>30938549
>*Whispers in his sleep* "K-"keikaku doori"

>>30938488
Why don't you just go back to circlejerking in your shit containment general, barbienigger.

>>30938488
>"Uhm, Anon..? Are you okay?"
>Fuck
>You dumbass! She must've heard that!
>"Yeah, kinda,"
>Why is she so nice?!
>And beautiful
>And her voice is like--
>"Wow, I didn't know you had it so bad for me,"
>FUCK
>That's fucking cheating!
>Maybe you can stop yourself from sperging but how do you stop your mind from--
"S-sorry, I-huh, fuck, this is awkward,"
>And why is she looking at you like that?
>Is it pity?
>FUCK
>STOP THINKING
"Sorry! I, uhm, I need some time alone,"

>>30938488
>implying I would want to talk to a bacon haired butch in the first place
You're making a lot of assumptions OP

>>30939407
>butch
this is Sunset, not Rainbow Cunt

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>>30938488
Shammy Sham is my wife.

>>30939339
Cute

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>>30938488
>no hooves

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>>30939339
Moooore

>>30944394
Nah, this was just a quick prompt to give other writefags ideas
I'll do a 'shimmy can read Anon's autistic mind' story at some point, but not right now

>>30938488
>Why don't you just go back to playing your little video games you stupid loser. As if a hot girl like Shimmer would ever want to talk to you.


Looks like it is kidnap and rape time.
Oh well. I can clear my calendar, I guess.