>yfw there's a theatre shooting at the movie premiere

>>30935195
Business as usual.

>>30935195
>dori-to

I recognize that.

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>>30935195

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>not a mass booping

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>>30935195
There comes a time in every mans life when he is faced with risking his life for his waifu.

If that happens at my theater, then I shall unsheathe my katana and defend my waifu on the big screen.

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>>30935401
>sneak a katana into a theatre
>think someone is pulling out a gun
>pull out your sword with your Doritos fingers
>sword slips and you kill nearby child
>panic and kill some more by accident because autism
>wasn't a gun after all

>>30935656
>ATF teleports a gun behind you.
>Dead doggo.

>>30935656
You can legally carry a sword in Texas now.

>>30935721
Killing children with it while reliving your favourite cold steel commercial is still illegal.

>>30935721
Why is Texas so based?

>>30935832
because their governor was the Zodiac Killer and all Texans browse 4chan

>>30936004
Can confirm: I work for someone in a group in ROBLOX whose from Texas. He is always on 4chan.

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How much you want to bet he'll do it?

>>30935195
Getting killed while watching the MLP movie would be like getting killed while praying in a church, right? You just go straight to Equestria, no questions asked?

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>>30935656
>>30935721
>"Show me a good time, Jack!"

>>30935721
You can't kill kids with it though.

>>30936599
Yes.