To those of you with severe social anxiety, how do you plan on

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>>30934043
reviewbrah pls

>>30934043
I'm going to take my mother, she likes to try and bond with me over pone even though she doesn't like it that much, just because it's something cute and comfy to watch. She already asked if I'll take her.

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ebin idea

>>30934060
Thats sounds nice, anon. You're lucky to have such a supporting mother
I thought about asking my mom but Im too scared of what she would think.

>>30934065
Its not a bad idea. Ive seen review critics in my movie theater before and they had suits on.

>>30934098
She's just happy that I have a "healthy" hobby and that because I spend money on pone I'm not out buying drugs.

>>30934043
I managed to get my best friends to become casual bronies back in the day, not that they are now, but it should be easy enough to convince them and a few autismos (mostly animefags) to come.

should going to the cinema for what you like worth of social anxiety?
I mean,I have had anxiety for the university(finals) but never social ones in terms of going to a cinema

I don't know if the reputation matters all that much over there,but where I live, many don't give two fucks about it

even if they point it out at you without the intention to draw attention,it shouldn't cause any anxiety.Acting like natural or going with someone you trust is enough to stay safe or at least,forget for the most part that mentality

i'm going to jerk off in the back row i might even bring my bad dragon mary to use during the loud parts of the movie

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watch shitty dub or wait for shitty camrip

>>30934292
I've been kicked out of a movie by a parent who thought I was a pedophile.
I have anxiety being around kids and parents, not the cinemas.

>>30934493
story time, faggot

Anyone wanna go to see the movie with me? I feel too awkward to do it alone. NYC area.

>>30934500
I went to see frozen and a women told an employee had me escorted out. The employee said I was disturbing the kids. I didn't do anything. I just sat there in the back by myself.

>>30934043
I'll definitely buy a ticket, but it'll be up to my social anxiety if I go or not

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>>30934060
Same here, my man. Ponies are the best thing we've had to bond over, she often comes home with some cute pone merch or asks if I've seen some upcoming brushable sets, etc.

We've planned to go full ham and get popcorn and the works, so i'm super excited for once. I don't even care if people laugh, honestly she motivates me to leave the house and she's a godsend.


>mfw today she bought me a tempest storm figure while we were out shopping

I bought her dinner though. good times.

If you're nervous and want to see if another Anon may be nearby to see the movie with then putting a marker here wouldn't hurt.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2638359

Not very populated now, but hopefully that will change as the movie gets closer to coming out. I know I'd love to keep local Anons company if they'd otherwise not go and see it.

>>30934610
I feel like going with some random person would just make it more awkward

>>30934846

Probably, but then at least you have something to blame the awkwardness on instead of just your own social incompetence.

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What are people even anxious about? Just go alone and who cares?

>>30934043
Trying too hard OP. Just look like you really don't want to be there when buying the ticket, and if anyone asks say it's for a movie review for a website (have a fake website prepared for if they ask).

Personally, I'm just gonna buy a ticket to Blade Runner and just go into MLP instead.

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>>30934949
Who

Cares?

Just be a man, be confident and not insecure, and buy the MLP ticket like a man. Maud is autistic and would she give a damn? No. She'd just watch MLP.

Also, buying the ticket for a different movie doesn't support the movie.

>>30934975
>Also, buying the ticket for a different movie doesn't support the movie.

You could buy a ticket for both movies, pretending the pony one is for someone else, and only giving the ticket taker the Blade Runner one. It'll cost double but it covers you and supports the movie.

>>30934998
or you could walk into the theatre with a pinkie pie plushy in hand and a pony t-shirt and ask for a my little pony ticket like a fucking man

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>>30935014
Or just dress like a normal person and buy the ticket with the same confidence you would have buying a ticket for Blade Runner, because who gives a fuck?

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>>30935026 I mean, seriously. If it's a good movie, it's a good movie.

Women can buy tickets to Blade Runner and no-one cares. Watch what you like and screw what ignorant people might think; they're strangers you'll never see again.

>>30935014
>>30935026
>having confidence

What are you people even doing here? Should be out fucking girls and driving cars or something?

>>30935053
Confidence means not caring what other people think; it comes with maturity.

>>30935063
Again, if you have that, why are you here? To taunt us?

>>30934846
You wouldn't be going with some random person. You'd be going with someone that was also from /mlp/. There's known common interests. That's how strangers meet, anon. And since they'd probably live in the same area as you, you meet even get a horsefucker friend so that you don't have to freak out about how to solo horse.

>>30934935
Im glad you're confident, anon. But not everyone is like you

If you're really nervous about going alone, then just pretend you don't want to be there, and are only going to meet somebod already inside. If you're mid-20's or beyond, your wife and kid are in there. If you're low-20's or teens, your kid sister is in there. If you're younger than that, you have nothing to worry about, and get off the board. And if you're outright elderly, you should no longer give a fuck, and I demand you sperg out as loudly as possible, screaming about how Pinkie Pie makes you remember how life felt before the war.

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>>30934043
I've posted in all the movie threads, man, if you're 559, let's go be autistic together

>>30935109

Generally speaking, pretending you aren't alone doesn't actually make you feel less alone unless you're mentally ill.

>>30935123
Eh, different folks. Fake it til you make it worked wonders for me. It helped to get me in the right mindframe to deal with anxiety before I got old enough (or ran into it enough) to stop caring.

Hire a 7 year old to pretend to be my daughter or niece.

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>>30934043
Well here's novel fucking idea.

How about you just don't give a fuck about what normals think? They're too busy sucking off all the celebrities on TV and just doing general normie shit.

Go in there with your Derpy shirt on, look the acne ridden 19 year old movie theater cashier right in the eyes and say: "Can I get 1 ticket for the My Little Pony please? I want to masturbate to this later.

Then walk in and enjoy the show.

Was that so fucking hard?

>>30934227
Are you me?

>>30934975
Maud is female.
If a parent sees a dude sitting alone for a kids film, they'll assume the worst. They don't know you, they don't care, you're a man and that makes you dangerous.

>>30936003
Hence you go at the 12 noon showing during the middle of the week, when the only people showing up will be other adults since kids will be in school.

Not sure myself, debating not even going but I feel like I'd regret.

I told this to a close friend of mine and he said "fuck that shit" and actually offered to go with me so who knows.

>>30934043
>I am going to wear a suit and bring a clipboard with me. That way I pretend to look like movie reviewer
This is idiotic. You're just going to look like an autist. That's not how reviewers review movies.

>>30934060
Sounds like you have a nice mom.

>>30935203
First decent idea all thread.

Anyway, I'm going to a middle of the day showing. I'll be the only asshole there.

>>30935921
>just b urself
You sound like a normie, fuck off

>>30934935
>>30934949
>30934949
>>30934975
>implying 98% of this board doesn't have some type of severe social anxiety or mental retardation

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>>30936329
>tfw you don't know if you're anxious or retarded

>>30934043
Go with my Chad friend who's also into pone. He's so dead set on it, he might as well carry me in under his arm.

It'll also be fun just to watch him. He's so stereotypical that hell probably be the loudest in the theater,if the EQG movies were to go by. Especially the first one, as he waifus Twilight and he very vocally opposed Flash whenever he popped up on screen.

>>30936423
>be the loudest in the theater
I fucking hate this shit. This is the main reason I never would go to a meet up or to the movies with you idiots.
If you're going to sing songs or yell at the screen you might as well just go to a Medea movie.
It just so fucking cringeworthy and embarrassing.

>>30936423
Calling bullshit, especially the part where he "vocally opposed Flash".

There was a story going around since then about the brony retard who shouted "DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HER" when Flash first showed up.

>>30934043
Just fucking go and ask for a ticket like a normal person. The people working there don't give a fuck.

>>30934043
>2 cbd-thc ginger ales before the show
>large hoodie
>large hat
>sunglasses
>gloves
>hopefully someone else

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>>30934043

>>30936507
Nah, it's pretty true, unfortunately.

He's not on the same tier as the "Dont lay a hand on her" guy, but he certainly made some grunts and comments of disgust that quite a few people could hear.

Though being the 6'3" weaboo, gamer yet /fit/ chad he is, which is just as rediculous as it sounds he really doesn't care bout his public image.

>>30934610
Wouldn't have thought of this desu
I have a friend I'm going with already, but Id love to meet one of you fucks in the flesh to see this with too
Hope I find someone

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>>30935921
I mean, I was with you until the masturbation part
Because I'm quite sure that you won't get to see the end of the movie if you say that...

>>30934935
As far as I understand, anxious people can't help but imagine everyone around them is looking at them and judging them.

>>30934548
Next time keep your dick out of your hand.
Even if Elsa has a voice like sex.

>>30934043
I'm going to kick in the fire escape door and scream, "who wants to be diddled!"

>>30934493
>>30934548
>>30936003
This right here is why I'll never move to fucking murrica. My Slav shithole seems so much better after posts like this.

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>how do you plan on going to the movie
By putting on clothes that I would watch to any other movie, go to the theatre like any other movie, buy some snacks and drinks like any other movie, and buy a ticket like any other movie. Anon, nobody gives a shit about what movie you purchased. That's all in your head, and nobody could give a fuck.

You know what the person behind you in line is going to think when you say "I'd like a ticket for the MLP Movie"
>I hope Dunkirk is going to be good, I heard the pilot has a cool scene at the end.

You know what the person who is going to vend your ticket is going to think when you buy the ticket?
>Ok.1 ticket(s) for X movie that's in Theatre Y. Fuck I wanna go home...

You know what the person behind you is going to think when you're walking into the theatre to sit down?
>I hope there's still a good seat left, do I have enough snacks?

I'm not going to say "Just have confidence just cuz so you can brave through the meanieheads who will make fun of me and judge me reeeee" because that's a load of shit. So what I will say is that literally nobody gives a shit what you're going to watch. Strangers don't care about what movie you're going to see. Nobody's looking at you, nobody's paying attention to you, nobody gives a fuck about some random dude just watching some movie, in a building of hundreds of people just watching some movie. They couldn't give a shit about you honestly. Buying a ticket for a movie is no big deal, so just buy a ticket like its any other movie, and that's exactly what it will be. Just buying a ticket for a movie.

Anon, please don't let social anxiety ruin what could be an amazing experience for you.
The first true MLP movie in theatres should not be made less fun by something that is just in your head. Please go, and please enjoy yourself.

I will say to anyone more flustered by getting the ticket rather than just going, I'd look for any theaters that support fandango, order online, print in the theater, simple.

>>30937510
That is not the problem. The problem is that the last time I spoke to someone that wasn't my mother in person was, literally, a year and half ago. The last time I was in a move theater was when I was fifteen or so, and it was a family member's birthday. I have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to do. I'm more worried about missing the movie because I can't find the fucking theater I'm supposed to go into and/or being laughed at for bumbling around like a retard looking for it. How do I buy things from people again? I'm not sure.

>>30937579
That's easy! Just scout the theater ahead of time.

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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/09/german-movie-theaters-hosting-early.html
holy shit

>>30937723
Ok. Time for a german rip.
We find a sub, and we are set

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Wanna hear some fucked up shit? I've been going to cartoon movies alone since 2002 (Lilo and Stich in high school, yeah I'm old) and for some reason I feel uncomfortable about seeing this movie by myself just because it is "My Little Pony". The weirdest part is I don't even know why. And to make it even more fucked up I have multiple friends that are horsefuckers, but I can't build up enough balls to ask them to see the movie with me. Maybe I'm falling back into my anxious self from before high school - if that's true I don't even wanna think about this shit.

Here's an unrelated cute horse!

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>>30937723
I need to send Seth a mail, there are also a couple German theatres showing the original version on the 1st already (one of which I'll probably go too even though it means I'll have to travel because I'm certainly not watching the dub the first time) as well as in general a shitload of theatres showing the dub on the 1st already, not just the few mentioned in that article.

http://www.filmstarts.de/kritiken/232441/kinoprogramm/grut/date-2017-10-01/

>>30935090
Just a reminder, you can always pretend to be confident. People won't give a fuck
as long as they see you don't give a fuck either.

>>30937579
That is kind of amazing honestly. How do you have so little social interaction. How can you go a year without talking to people. Do you have like a diagnosed disorder, or are you "just" an unspecified magnitude of weird.

I mean I have no idea what to tell you about the movie. I GUESS you're shit out of luck? You should start figuring out how to buy things from people, and find places and, like, TALK, it's a pretty fucking useful ability.

>>30938284
Does format OV mean original audio?

>>30937840
I'll try to respond to this in depth when I get the time in about 2-3 hours

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>>30938284
>closest is Berlin
>530 km
>5 hours drive
>about 65€ on fuel
>about 8€ for motorway
not bad
even better if I find 3 desperate autists

>>30934043
Wear a gorilla suit.
People will think you're doing some hidden camera prank, and they'll be too self-conscious to judge you.

>>30934043
I'm not going. They won't show it in english. So I have to wait for some cam rip. To be honest though.. I'm not really hyped for the movie anyway.

>>30937603
Not a horrible idea. I might.
>>30938430
It's not a super weird thing, man. I know there's at least a few other guys in similar situations lurking.

>>30938660
This, they already gave away the plot with the book.

>>30938437
Yes.

>>30938678
>It's not a super weird thing, man. I know there's at least a few other guys in similar situations lurking.

Literally not having talked to people for years? Being unable to ask around to find or buy something? I know *I* am considered a weird fuck by many because there are single *days* I dare spend by myself, and honestly I myself sometimes feel weird about it, I think you need to do some perspective readjustment

>>30938539
I'll very likely be going to the Berlin showing too, I'll take the train in that case, it's fairly affordable from Leipzig. Maybe we'll see each other, I might bring my scarf or at least the pin for recognition.

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>>30937840
Just do it
If they browse this place they surely want to see it anyway, and might even be in the same state as you

>>30934591
You sir are a very fortunate man.

>>30937510
This. So much this.

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>>30937510
Everyone needs to read this.

>>30939032
>train is faster than car
fucking first worlders
it's 7-8 hours for me

>>30939240
To be fair, Leipzig–Berlin is a particularly quick connection because it's on the Berlin–Munich high-speed axis that's been finished over the last few years.

>>30934043
That sounds really autistic, but I'd do it

>>30934512
I'm down. Where you at?

>>30934227
My parents only know about the guns, so that's my cover hobby.

>>30934053
Um no sweetie reviewbrah wouldn't be caught dead going to the MLP movie. He only wears the finest drapes to Burger King.

>>30938660
>tfw completely fine with our dub
One less thing to worry about. Feels good.

There won't be any original version in France where I live and french voices are shit. So I'll wait I think. Or maybe there will be a leak... I hope.

>>30943326
Your whole language sounds horrible tbqh famalam

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>>30934949
Don't do that anon! Hasbo wont get a cent from you. If you're going to see the movie in theater at least pay for it to support those who took the time and effort to make the movie a reality.

>>30934110
thats what you think

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Does this board legit have autism?
Just go see the fucking movie.
Why is this such a big deal?

>>30937510
Dang. I'm still uncomfortable at the thought of being the only lone grown-ass man in the theatre full of 7-year-old girls and their parents, but maybe I should just go anyway.

So far it looks like theatres near me will only be showing the regional dub, which is unfortunate. I really want to see ponies on the big screen, though.

I'll probably just buy my ticket online and then sit in the back of the theater. Even if it looks weird, I'll still be enjoying something I like.

>>30934935
I need to get shitfaced to reach at most half the level of confidence normies out there already have and take for granted.

Plus, I was never going to watch the movie anyway; it looks like it's gonna be shit.

>>30943632
>Does this board legit have autism?
Jeez, you really are finding out just now? Did you forget this is MLP this board is based on?

>>30944283
You'd better get shitfaced AND high, anon. You're going to watc that movie whether you like it or not.

>>30934043
>Bringing more attention to yourself by bringing weird shit
Just sit in the back and enjoy.

I'm thinking about bringing my niece to see it. My family will probably know my true intentions since my sister blabbed about me liking pony (with no malice, of course, but still embarrassing)

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>>30944352
The only time I've talked about pony with someone IRL was my nine-year-old neighbor who had a Pinkie plush. I tactfully just asked questions as if I had never watched MLP, who Pinkie Pie was and why she liked and what the show was about, to hear her perspective. It was cute.