If men weren't meant to breed mares, then explain why human

Get away from my butt, Lyra!

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>>30932496
>god literally creates the perfect sexual partner for man
>"haha nah, jk, yall get these fugly PMS machines instead lol"

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>>30932496
hmmmmmmmmm

>>30932496
This.

Why should I settle for roasties when I can have perfect mares?

>>30932496
>some say "ponies are not for sexual".
>yet, ponies make my penis very hard and throbby
Really makes you think.

>>30932502
>Futa lyra wants to fuck Human anon fuckboy's horse boipussy

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>>30932508
Even a literal 1/10 filthy peasant mare outperforms any and every roastie on earth

>>30932508
I'm pretty sure our reality is hell. What did we do to deserve this?

>>30932569
This.

Roasties can go fuck black men all they want, I don't care about them since pone

>>30932597
Lmao that is not a wide scale phenomenon, most people breed with whatever they consider their group to be.

That said, female biology is inherently exploitative and soul sucking, it is almost impossible to have an actual long lived, fulfilling relationship with one.
I'm not going to play the odds, when mares are so clearly superior.

>>30932508
>god creates the perfect sexual partner for mare
>"nah jk, have these one pump chumps instead."
Truly, man and mare are the punchline of some sort of cosmic joke.

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>>30932597
Roasties:
>Put on makeup
>Do weird diets
>Surgery

Little mare:
>Exist
>Maybe puts on a hat or something

Mares don't even have to try

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>>30932669
It pains me at every moment to know this
Not even sleep provides me relief from this hell

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>>30932675
No need to try when you're already perfect

>>30932669
>mares can't cum because stallions last seconds
>women can't cum because smol dicks
There was definitely some mix-up.

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I want to leave.

>>30932569
>this is actually 100% true
Fuck, it hurts.

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Just fucking end me I'm done with my life being a shitty joke

>>30932669
>god is real, and he's laughing at us
makes a lot of sense desu.

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>>30932496

Because pony vaginas are artificial constructs, created by man.

>>30932508
>created by God

No, created by Faust. Worshipping her aside, that means pony is at least made for non-breeding sexual.

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>>30932569
Goddamn, I didn't need to start my day with this.

>>30932496
checkmate atheists

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sheeiiit

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>>30932921
Made for breeding

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>>30933046
MADE
FOR
BREEDING

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>>30932921
>>30933046
>>30933276
She's got that Magic touch huh?

>>30932580
Pain is the foundation of spiritual growth.

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>>30932725
What else is there to do but suffer?
We are but stupid little roachies, watching a visage of perfection and only able to chase after a pale substitute that we have no chance at even getting.
We've been shown the perfect little mares and we are unable to even have the basic sensations of intimacy with 3d women.
>>30933292
Haha pain makes you stronger XD
And the waves make cliffs stronger

>>30932675
>Maybe puts on a hat or something

I lost

>>30933470
the game.

>>30933046
>>30933276
>>30933303
Eww no thanks I'm fine with nothing.

>>30932496
Sickos everywhere.

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>>30933495
>>30933527
>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that would refuse to breed their waifu, even if she wanted it, because they think it's 'icky' and would rather mate with human females than superior mares.
Fuck. I can't stand even being in the same thread as those with such inferior taste.

>>30933591
Because no one wants to be covered in mare cum anon get with the time.

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I could take just about the loneliest, lowliest little mare in Equestria and make her feel like a fucking princess. And it wouldn't even be any effort on my part, because just being with her would make me feel like I was on top of the world. I'll never be that happy. I'll never make someone that happy. I'll never know that love. They'll never be real.

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>>30933621
Oh wow.

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>>30933621
Can you take your infuriating normalfag bait back to facespace or something

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>>30933636
>And it wouldn't even be any effort on my part, because just being with her would make me feel like I was on top of the world

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So how was your day at school today [r9k]?

>>30933621
>no one wants to be covered in mare cum
A-am I talking to a real person right now?
>he doesn't want to have messy first time sex with his waifu
>covered in her juices waist down, but utterly satisfied and happier than anyone in the world
>she'd apologize, and act all embarrassed
>you'd reassure her, and then you would clean up together, brushing her in the shower as she melts into your body, cooing softly and murmuring your name
>these are things that will never happen to you

>>30933661
You'd better catch up to the rest of your tour group, Timmy

>>30933661
https://soundcloud.com/user-479781733/that-feel-when-no-marefriend-louder-mix

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Perfect for cuddling mares of all sizes.

>>30933644
>>30933653
>>30933662
I'm fucking around but I don't know, I'll probably be too scared to have sex with a pony to be honest I don't know, the idea of fucking one is strange to say at least how do you guys cope with the idea of doing it for the first time with a pony?

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>>30932496
>implying anybody will fuck a pony
>implying all of you won't die lonely and unfulfilled, clinging to the fucking stupid idea that you'll go to Equestria when you die

>>30933723
The only thing I cope with is the fact that I'll never get to fuck a pony in this lifetime, on this plane of existence.
>>30933724
Haha oh dang that's some tasty memeage right there my guy +1

>>30933723
>how do you guys cope with the idea of doing it for the first time with a pony

I guess the same way I cope with doing it the first time with something else than my hand.

>>30932496
I imagine that you have hard scientific evidence to back up your preposterous claim, don't you?

Otherwise fuck off.

>>30932554
Gas all trapfags.

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>>30933761

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>>30933495
wow what a TREMENDOUS faggot

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>>30933723
>how do you guys cope with the idea of doing it for the first time with a pony?
I don't, because it will never happen.

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>>30933636
>>30932569
>Teenage flurry wants a loving relationship like her mom and dad, but all the good stallions are either taken or gay.
>Trying to 'cure the gay' is apparently too close to mind control for dad to be comfortable with, although mom seemed disappointed he put his hoof down on the matter.
>Decides fuck it, if she cant FIND a horsebando, she'll just bring one to her.
>A combination of the crystal heart, a few pints of virgin blood Daddy didnt raise no slut, bullshitOP-Alicorn-Magjicks and a modified libary index spell from auntie Twilight results in one handy dandy horsebando and/or demon summoning ritual.
>A few shenangians later, the crystal heart does it's job and radiates the ritual over the entire kingdom instead of just the basement.
>Oops.
>Stallions in existing couples suddenly have the urge to hugn fug their other half.
>Flurry is blinded by a flash of light that resolves into a confused toothbrush wielding teenage anon wearing nothing but a towel.
>Multiple shooting stars pepper equestria's landscape as lonely men and mares suddenly get the surprise of their lives.
>Mom has never been so proud and always enthusiastically greets her daughter's new coltfriend.

>>30933926
As in if it would ever happen would you guys do it or not, I can sit here and say I would do it without hesitation but at that exact moment when she ask would it happen at all, cause I mean come on anon you're literally fucking a pony even if it is your waifu.

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>>30933997
I think this is relevant

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>>30933997
Her species doesn't even matter, I'm a fucking social retard guaranteed to fuck the situation up beyond repair regardless.

>>30933997
Of course I would. I would do most anything for her, and I would want her to know that. her being a pony has little influence in that decision. Sure, it would be a strange new experience for the both of us, but we'd both be consenting adults ready to try new things.
I'd imagine my first time wouldn't be nearly so stilted or awkward, especially if we're just cuddling and then segue into getting friskier.

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>>30933969
HAPPY ENDING FOR ALL
>hordes of ecstatic crystal mares taking to the streets in celebration as they all get the mates they've been waiting for

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>>30933997
>>30934012
>They think "horse pussy" is just a meme or a sign of desperation.
Anon's have done legitimate Twilight spergle level research on this, and from a purely mechanical perspective, horse vagina vs woman vagina isnt even a contest.
And if you take into account personality, mares win literally every time.
Even the bitchest mares in equestria, Suri and Spoiled, are essentially just average women.

>>30934080
>Even the bitchest mares in equestria, Suri and Spoiled, are essentially just average women.
Except mares are capable of true love.

>>30932496
It's like shoving a cube into a rectangular slot.
It'll fit but it's not designed to.

>>30934080
>a sign of desperation

I mean, none of us would be here longing for a pony waifu if we didn't know that feel when no gf

>>30932688
I think he's on to something boys

>>30933621
He doesn't speak for us
>get out fag

>Human girls are oily and flaky
>Mares are soft and cuddly
>Human girls are crass and selfish
>Mares are compassionate and loving
>Human girls are smelly and spray themselves with chemicals so they can smell better
>Mares naturally smell pleasant
I could go on.

>>30934223
Sounds like Rarity to be honest.

>>30933997
Are you kidding? I'd be the happiest man on earth to have a sweet little mare to make love with. How could you even hesitate?

>>30934108
While we have plenty of wizards in our ranks, we also have a score of anon who fell for the temptation of succubi, though their soul is stained, it is through them we learn the extent of the evil which we live with.

>>30934251
I don't know maybe because you're fucking a different species.

>>30934306
Honestly, anon, if anything that's just a bonus.
A 4/10 Equestrian mare would still be cuter than a 10/10 human female.

>>30934352
That maybe true oh what the hell its true no matter what, but I don't know fucking a human is normal but fucking a pony I have to think about that.

>>30934376
>I have to think about that
Go away you (you) farming retard

>>30934223
>Human girls are oily and flaky
So Rainbow Dash?

>>30934108
I've never sought a gf and never had a crush. So I don't know that feel despite not having a gf.

>>30934390
I always wanted a girlfriend it fucking sucks never had one, but I had to deal with friends telling me how their girlfriend were caught cheating or break up out of nowhere then there was a girl who I wanted to go out with, turned out she was a gold digger and I almost started a relationship with her except I never pursued it, because I was too afraid on what was going to happen.

>>30934384
What's wrong anon?
I never done any of this cross species thing how am I suppose to feel when I'm about to do it?

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>>30934386
those are some heavy implications for the element of loyalty there senpai

>>30934441
Other then her oily fur that feels like rubber carpet and her flaky vagina and skin.
Shit taste at its finest.

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>>30932669
At least we have alcohol. At least that much is a constant for man.

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>>30934449
>implying I am so easily baited

>>30935017
Implying that your waifu is a disgusting creature.

>>30935083
>>30935091
>>30935096
>>30935103
>>30935113
>>30935121
It's not like it hurts looking at these pictures anon keep posting its not like hurts or anything.
It's not like I wake up in the morning and start to feel a sinking feeling in my stomach almost making me want to throw up and start to tear up wanting to die it's not like that not at all.
I want to die.

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>>30935126
good thing your implications are meaningless :^)

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>>30935163
Well that's good, thankfully it doesn't hurt right?

>no one will ever love you as much as the little mare in your greentext stories does

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>>30935200
>go to equestria
>that little mare isn't the mare in your stories
>she visibly retches at the sight of you
What now?

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>>30935200
Welp', fucking end me.

this thread is autistic

>>30935184
Fuck you man.
Why must I think this way why must I want this I could get a girlfriend right now but I won't feel complete.

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>>30935163
Stay strong brother, could you look your waifu in the eye after quiting on life like a coward?
If our purpose here is to suffer then face each day with a smile, knowing it's yet another day where you told the universe to go fuck itself.
If we're here in this hell through some twisted method of atonement, bear that cross with pride as you walk towards your last day.
If, at the end of all things, this is all just some great big joke, have the last laugh by keeping your spark alive despite it all.
Remember what drew you to these small equines in the first place, WHY it hurts so much, keep that memory alive above all else and nothing, absolutely nothing can ever take that away from you.

>>30935167
How are they meaningless if they are true anon stop living in denial and wake up.

>>30935250
You're autistic.

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>>30935254
I probably could as well if I put in the effort.

But I won't.

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>>30935163
Oh yes.

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>>30935262

>>30935184
I dont know why, but this one image in particular never fails to completely destroy me emotionally.
Maybe it's the expressions, or the thought of bundling the two lights of my life in soft towels before cuddling together as a family.

>>30935262
Thank you anon, I just need to keep going even if it hurts I can only hope my end is near.

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>>30935290
I know that feel.

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>>30935310
my soul has already died

i am but an emotionless meat puppet

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>>30935184
>>30935310
If I don't think about it, it can't hurt me, if I don't fantasize about it, I can't cry about it.

This thread is nice. Stop being bitter. You're grown men.
>>30935184
My heart.

>>30935227
Lift

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>>30935370
Ikr? How problematic! What are a bunch of bitter virgins doing on 4chan's cartoon llama board about fantasies involving being loved?

>>30935417
You're a bit dumb. I want a pony wife and pony kids too. But that's not a reason to feel like shit all the time.

>>30935435
I thought school being in was supposed to cut down on this terribad bait posting.

>>30935450
>chin up
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30935227
She obviously wasn't the one in my stories

>>30932496
Humans don't exist Lyra
How many times do I have to tell you?

>>30932569
>Peasant
BE GONE

>>30934223
P
r
o
o
f
?

>>30936194
>he wouldn't make a poor baker's daughter peasant mare feel like a princess everyday
Heartless, you are an agent of the roasties for sure.

>>30936265
just terrible

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>>30935200
>"I love you, Anon."
>tfw only parents have ever said this
>tfw no one will probably ever say it outside of that
>tfw only the little mares in my greentext stories say it
Love is expensive, and I am poor.

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>>30936955
That doesn't bother me as much as it probably should but whatever.

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>>30936955
IKTFB
>aside from my parents, I've only ever had that said to me by friends not out of intimacy but because I'm funny/able to make situations funny with ease

Ponies and drink. Two solaces in a world of loneliness.

>>30936955
You're literally a cuck looking for validation from women. Love is only a mechanism built to convince you to give your shit to women and put their lives above yours.

>>30936984
Fucking radical bro, can you give me tips to improve my negging?

>>30936968
It shouldn't bother me either, but it does. Even if it would mean nothing coming from some random roastie.
It's sort of like never being hugged since you were a child, it really shouldn't bother you but you're a slave to your biology, a body that wants to be around others, and you really want to get a hug but it never happens so you just cling to a pillow every night because you have no idea or recollection of what the touch of another human being feels like.

>>30936991
Pick up artists literally structure their entire lives around seeking validation from women.
Mares are the answer.

>>30936955
>born to old family
>tfw any living family either doesn't care, is unknown, or is in jail
Please tell me someone else feels this feel. I don't want to be alone

>>30937052
Woosh.

>>30937063
I understood perfectly, i have no interest in negging or gaming anyone. It's a waste of time.

>>30936242
DYEWTS?

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>tfw /mlp/ neckbeards demonize roasties without any self-awareness
You're both literally and metaphorically unfit to be called """"human"""" beings.

>>30937131
You can always go back if you find things here to be problematic, Caitlyn.

>>30937131
It's partially just memeing, Stacy, but you'd have to be blind and stupid to somehow think you're superior to a qt mare.

>>30937131
Is it somebody's time of the month?

>>30934223
>>Mares naturally smell pleasant
Anon they smell like shit irl, but I get what you're saying. I would a mare

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>>30937006
Except I know what it's like. I wonder, is it worse to know what it's like and never feel it again? Or is it better to be ignorant?

>>30937520
I'm pretty sure that anon had mlp ponies in mind, not actual horses, although we don't actually know what they would smell like as I don't think it's ever been described in the show.

>>30937542
>we don't actually know what they would smell like
I imagine they smell "clean" but not like "sterile clean". Its canon that they bathe and that there are bottles that can implied to contain soap or shampoo. I think that clean is a nice definition.

>What do their crotches smell like
Much better question famalam tbqhwy

>>30934080
>Even the bitchest mares in equestria, Suri and Spoiled, are essentially just average women.
I think you interact with a disproportionate ammount of shitty people.

>>30935310
ew anthro

>>30936991
Do what I do make a girl think you like her, then when it looks that she is in love with you try and make her ask you out, (cause you ain't no beta) and when she does just tell her "I think we should stop hanging out" laugh and walk away laughing.

>>30937624
Then when you get home sit in the corner and cry, tell yourself your going to die alone.

>>30935083
god damn. Twilight isn't even my waifu but that's so fucking sweet it hurts. I'm so autistic that that picture brings me actual physical discomfort just by looking at it. All of those really bring this sensation. jesus

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>>30937708
I think it's best if you stop talking about it anon I don't want to think about it anymore.

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>>30932703
>>>/pol/
is right there senpai.
here on mlp no one is butthurt about roasties because all of the women want to fuck horses too.
>>30934080
not really. Mares in equestria are just the dominant factor. they have no reason to be bitchy because they created their society and have the agency that comes with that. I gaurentee you, if equestria was more like real horses, mares would be just as sassy. but they live in a feminist utopia where despite being the weaker sex who's value is too high to be allowed freedom and independance they still have it.

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>nobody will ever love you unconditionally

>>30937728
Pol literally wants to prostrate themselves for women and return to traditionalism. Next level cuckery.

>>30937729
Your mother, father and children are the only people who will ever do so. You most likely have two of those things.

>>30937756
That's a lie.

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>>30937754
no, they don't.
they unironically want to enslave us. a return to the dowry era where women are not able to be involved in politics or hold a job, utterly dependant on her husband and father for anything in live, and only valued by her womb and obedience. Oh they may imagine themselves as saying "muh women will like it, muh hobbies, the joy of raising children" but the reality is they would tear down the political structure of mlp in an instant. They would demand mares return to be in subserviant harems lead by the dominant stallion who keeps them in line. that lyra and bon bon be hanged for being degenerate traitors of their gender.

Pol is many stupid things, they genuinely think destroying female rights will magically fix the government, their idea of stopping the gay is to encourage them to hide and reproduce normally, but the one thing you cant accuse them of, is being cucks.

>>30937774
you are getting irrationally mad about nothing
/pol/ is not one evil entity with one evil belief like you want to think, and the fact that you feel confident in what you think "/pol/"'s ideology is to post this tells me volumes

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>>30937797
>mad
>about this
thats a load of projecting.
This is merely the ugly truth of what pol wants, and I am aware of this because I've spent enough time on pol to hear their opinions. theres always one or two annoyed fags like you mind, complaining about how "we aren't like that, don't lump us all together" I even told these people in other occasions "so make a poll and prove it" and they just deny it. yet they use demographic statistics and anecdotes to condemn their enemies as a group too, and they insist stereotypes exist for a reason.

You've truly lost it, This is what the people of pol are screaming for, those who you claim are silent, don't offer any voices of discent. You may as well claim that most of america is for trump, just because an indisputably large portion didn't vote. should I stake pols beliefs on your invisible majorities silence? or on the 5-10 threads filled every day with people discussing how women in politics and the work force is bad and needs to be fixed?

Should I treat people and judge them as individuals, or should I be racist and not want any more blacks and middle easterners into the country because the overwealming majority are violent when you look at the data?

you cannot have your cake and eat it too. Pol's stereotype is well earned. I am only turning the mirror it uses against the very person using it.

>>30937820
In short, that picture is everything wrong with equestria from that viewpoint.
the entire bulk of upward facing and powerful positions in equestria's industry, government, and even sometimes military is filled with women. The majority all hold careers, and the focus of the formative years of a ponies life is not on the women finding a nice husband and learning how to raise a family, but on finding a cutie mark that will often put them at the center of some kind of industry away from the young ones. This is accepted, this is normal to ponyville to manehatten. But this is not the society pol wants to live in. Pol cries for traditional values, and chief among them the behavior of women is clear. to be focused on the domestic persuits.

An equestrian alt right would be most certainly for behavior we would see in ordinary horses. Follow the lead male, obey him when he pushes you, respect that he can move and intimidate you, do not aspire to his position. obey and raise his children. He will protect you from other stallions and herds. That is how irl horses work.

>>30937820
Saying 'no because I say so' is not an argument, my friend. /pol/ is not one ideology, and pretending every single person on /pol/ is a traditionalist conservative is just as mad as saying everyone on Reddit is a communist. That is a fundamental fact that insulting me with petty 'Haha, you're insane' insults does not change.
>Should I treat people and judge them as individuals, or should I be racist and not want any more blacks and middle easterners into the country because the overwealming majority are violent when you look at the data
Is this a trick question? You acknowledge that blacks and arabs are disproportionately involved in crimes yet you still think that they should all be judged individually to refrain from 'racism'? What?

>>30937774
They want to return to a "traditionalist" model of marriage, the women stays home and works as a homemaker while the man goes out and makes money.
This is absolutely cucked. The man will spend his entire life sacrificing for her and trying to gain her approval. He is essentially disposable at every point, he will be expected to sacrifice his life and livelihood at a moments notice for the sake of his white wimmin.
I don't really care how women feel about it, it's a shitty deal for me.

>>30937820
/pol/ is just a pack of angry young men, you have not seen the core of their ideology, you have not seen their thought leaders if you browse /pol/.
I'm not one of them but this kind of picking out the lowest common denominator is frustrating and useless unless your only goal is to frame the other side as retards.

>>30935184
I do not know what emotion this is, but I am in pain.

>>30937873
>Is this a trick question? You acknowledge that blacks and arabs are disproportionately involved in crimes yet you still think that they should all be judged individually to refrain from 'racism' What?
It occurs to me that you might have the IQ of one if you cant understand the absolute hipocracy of expecting us to treat your shitty board any differently. there isnt a bunch of controversy over how to handle women between different ideologies on pol, there are no threads that are not shit posts championing womens rights except extremely rarely and theyre all overall recieved poorly compared to the ocean of discontent over womens rights. you are suggesting that I do not ascribe that believe to pol as a whole but that I should ascribe violence to arabs. the evidence in both cases is equally clear. Pol is not divided on women.
>>30937878
>he has to work
rather, he has agency and gets to persue his own interests. this puts him at greater risk, but also allows him to reap the benefits of his rewards. the women in these scenarios are protected as long as they are subserviant and desirable to him, but they also have no aspirations and must submit to his will, while he is free to have aspirations with the undeniable caveat that aspirations take work and care, and you can most certainly fail at them, and they definately do put you in direct competition for resources in a dirty game between industries as diverse as food prep to mining coal.

This may not be your deal as you said it seems a raw deal to you. but remember that the women involved here are not leaches, they are his. they have no other choice but to be ruled by him, he has no need for her approval at all. You have mistaken her role in courtship for the role of the father in courtship. the father in law is who the man must please to win the marrigable womans hand, who only can choose between his choices since its his dowry. and she cant wait for a better deal because her face and womb are on the clock.

>>30937892
see >>30937901
pol has no right to complain that some secret ideology unknown to outsiders is their true motive and they really aren't against women when A: they do exactly what I do to others as a whole, and B: your arguement presented to pol in leftist terms would be laughed out of the room.

>>30937901
Your original claim was that "they unironically want to enslave [women]", and that '/pol/' wants women to be "utterly dependant on her husband and father for anything in live, and only valued by her womb and obedience". That is a far cry from not wanting women to be in politics. 'Women's Rights' can mean anything from feminism to 'muh true equal' to basic rights such a land ownership. You're not exactly making a point. And, on top of that, I recommend you calm down, maybe have a glass over water, and do some deep breathing exercises because you're starting to seem awfully mad that someone is disagreeing with you, my infallible friend.

>>30937911
>women in politics
its like you're purposefully illiterate.
Be a big boy or girl and tell me what i said directly after that?

>>30937921
Aw, is the oh-so-not-calm fencesitter starting to get his jimmies a little rustled? Cute. Next time, refrain from attempting to discuss politics if you don't have a grasp on what you're even mad about in the first place.

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>>30937928
>I'm too ass frustrated to even answer because i know i'm wrong
aww so sorry you want to obfuscate the truth here senpai. but trying to get people to believe i'm the one mad and off the rocker when you're clearly strawmanning and its provable is not going to get you anywhere down the road of progress. you know, that shit you purposefully left out twice, cut from both quotes "women in politics" and utterly dependant?
oh right here it is
>able to be involved in politics or hold a job,
>women in politics and the work force is bad and needs to be fixed?
I made it explicit what rights where not welcome for women from the get go senpai, its not unclear, its not anything from 3rd wave feminism to the right to vote. its specifically any involvement in politics AND any involvement in paid labor.

It is a fact that the majority of pol that discusses women is unified on these ideas as a whole.

So explain something to me, if a daughter, raised by her father and mother, Cannot A: expect to have any involvement in the government or B: do anything not under the table and very frowned upon in order to get paid illegally, how is anyone to expect her to be able to provide for herself without the aid of a husband or her father? We are describing a society where women are cut off from agency, they cannot make money, so of course they cannot own anything without their father or husbands say so. they have no way to make any money except through subserviance to men so that they pay her way in exchange for sons, loyalty, and domestic servitude. This is not maid work, she is not paid, her husband is the name on the investments, he is the head of his household. his sweat and blood fuels all of those investments, not the woman.

Tell me how this doesnt make women slaves who are dependant? polite society wont allow them to work, and they cant vote to change it. they have to commit crimes or accept hand outs to get along without a husband period.

>>30937901
>gets to pursue his own interests
"his interests" always come down to what is going to make him more appealing to women and what is going to make him a good provider, he is always expected to sacrifice his life for her based on some moronic idea of chivalry.
>no aspirations
She has about the same kind of aspirations a man does, breed and make sure the children survive directly or indirectly.
>You have mistaken her role in courtship for the role of the father in courtship. the father in law is who the man must please to win the marrigable womans hand, who only can choose between his choices since its his dowry. and she cant wait for a better deal because her face and womb are on the clock.
the time in history that pol desires the most (nazi germany) is a time where most marriages were the result of romantic love and divorce was attainable in the case of a marriage breakdown.

>>30937948
Instead of explaining to me through insults and curses how much less mad you are than me, attempt to form a rational and coherent argument. You have stated that, as I will repeat, that /pol/ wants to return to the dowry era of not allowing women to hold land. Which is not even a linking argument by itself since land is not required for voting anymore, but I'll stick with it. Surprisingly, I'm not sure if you knew, but women could have jobs back then! Where they were paid. And where they could separate with their husband. And where they were regarded and an individual. And where they weren't forced to do manual labor. None is not slavery. Let's say they do, like you say, want to return to the dowry. That is not slavery. Your hypothetical 'where women literally cannot hold jobs and follow what their husbands say to the letter or get punished' is not relevant whatsoever.

>A woman comes in and ruins the thread by getting assblasted about /pol/

poetry

>>30937999
>I'm so stupid i cant understand the difference between someones opinions now and the past
sorry what?
first of all, women did work a shit ton in the past, I'm aware of that, but women could still not own property and they still had to obey their husbands.
not being able to leave and needing to obey another or they can punish you is effectively slavery.
>muh voting.
It makes it absolutely clear you have no arguement when you keep doing this kind of thing. while pol is definately against women voting, you don't seem to understand what getting paid for or owning things implies for you.
In general in the past women where not free to work for money and to use it for their own desires, they worked for their family or their husband. Just as the children had to work for the family, everybody worked as a unit in those times, and since the man was head of his household, he had the final say on what finances where used for.

The fact that the past worked this way doesnt change the fact that you are A: responding to tone and addressing me about criticizing your shitty allegations and B: the reasons you are criticizing me for have been things you are guilty of from the beginning.

None of that shit litterally matters. Pol has made their demands clear. they barely even understand women where in the work force for most of human history, that doesn't change the fact that they are vehelmently against women having the right to persue their own economic interest and get paid for their labor.

As for the dowry era and its impact on what pol thinks. are you fucking dumb senpai? they dont want women to choose the wrong race. the dowry is fucking relevant because they want to decide who women fuck from the get go, more than any other thing mentioned even. The dowry era symbolizes the time in europe where almost all marriages where arranged and the idea of true love and soul mates usually walked hand in hand with elopment and fleeing.
>>30938026
>entire thread of whining
pottery

>>30937992
>"his interests" always come down to what is going to make him more appealing to women and what is going to make him a good provider, he is always expected to sacrifice his life for her based on some moronic idea of chivalry.
or, yknow, will provide him with warm and comfort by his own hand. no one says the woman gets an equal share
>She has about the same kind of aspirations a man does, breed and make sure the children survive directly or indirectly.
yeah no, people can have interests that don't revolve around kids
>the time in history that pol desires the most (nazi germany) is a time where most marriages were the result of romantic love and divorce was attainable in the case of a marriage breakdown.
pol idolizes many times in history, such as 1950s america, but women could vote in that period, yet they dont want women to vote.

Its pretty clear that what pol wants is different from what you are describing. when women control who they marry after all, they can marry the wrong choice, and the wrong choice is not okay. you are correct though that as long as women are being catered to and divorce offers a no fault division of financial assets there is no point in marriage, but this is not pols dream is all.

>>30938047
>or, yknow, will provide him with warm and comfort by his own hand. no one says the woman gets an equal share
I don't know what the fuck that means but men were/are compelled and expected to give provide for their family primarily.
the drive for a man to work comes from a desire to provide for his family
>yeah no, people can have interests that don't revolve around kids
Literally everything we do or enjoy centers around either survival or reproducing, these are the only things that drive us and free will does not exist.
>yet they dont want women to vote
The only reason they don't want women to vote is because of the incorrect assumption that women will vote against them. this is a pretty common sentiment in politics (this group that votes against me shouldn't be able to vote) but among alt right thought leaders i have not seen any of them asking for the end of women's suffrage.

I don't know why I'm arguing this.

>>30938097
>are expected to provide for them
yes
provide a home, shelter, food, etc
but if your wife wants a pool and you want a pool table, guess who gets the final say?
the one who makes the money.
>Literally everything we do or enjoy centers around either survival or reproducing, these are the only things that drive us and free will does not exist.
what you are suggesting is in part wrong, because if it where the whole truth we would not have little poners, and more importantly, you would not be complaining, because as long as you survived and reproduced being a womans buttmaid wouldnt matter to you.

>thought leaders
alright what the hell is this even supposed to mean?
is this some discord or off site commune you're talking about?

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>>30938026
[B]egone thot!
Cease your [ T H O T T E R Y ] and take ot elsewhere!

>>30938128
Kill yourself, redditor.

>>30938097
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/91050130/#91075116
yeah all i could find is threads like this mocking the very term.
it seems to be like you're referencing alt right speakers on YT or some shit, but that is irrelevant when discussing pol for one thing, and for another. if we obeyed this logic, we'd have to apply it to other thought leaders, feminism comes to mind, much as I enjoy having the right to vote and hold a job, the thought leaders of feminism were insane even back in the 70s, with cries for casteration of men and other wierd shit we associate with tumblr today. Despite having some minimal influence, their desires did not become manifest reality. women as a whole have yet to even enter 20% of positions of power in american politics, let alone 50%. Its very fair to say that thought leaders are going to be literal nobodies unless people elect them. Even if they did, pol has enormous disrespect for YT entities as they consider most of them cucked for one reason or another.

>thread infected
time to let it die

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>>30938133
Head on back to facebook, Stacy.
This thread is a THOT-FREE ZONE

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>>30938144
>feels thread going well
>some random slut shows up and turns it into a discussion about muh /paul/ boogeyman because people just HAVE to reply to her

>>30938106
>but if your wife wants a pool and you want a pool table, guess who gets the final say?
>the one who makes the money.
I don't know any couples that operate like this.

The reasons we like ponies are entirely biological, everything from their design to their voices to the way they act are objectively attractive most of the time.
>you would not be complaining
if i had 10 women hanging off me i probably wouldn't think this way at all, i don't think that makes my ideas untrue it just means that my motives are petty and dishonest.
>alright what the hell is this even supposed to mean?
the people that the peons get their ideas (or at least justifications for their ideas) from, i haven't visited any in over a year but off the top of my head i can list american renaissance, alternative hypothesis, the right stuff, millenial woes, altright.com
As an aside while trying to google confirming those names i noticed that richard spencer's old youtube channel is subscribed to fucking skydoesminecraft and pewdiepie.
>>30938137
I don't mean the radical elements though i mean the more intellectual core and political leaders of a movement. If the /pol/ like ideas were to gain a lot of traction it would be these people steering policy not the denizens of an r9k thread on /pol/

>arguing over an image that everyone ignores and nobody cares here
If you don't want more feels just let this thread die and go back to /pol/

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>>30935200
Hello, darkness, my old friend...

>>30938137
missed it.
>all i could find is threads like this mocking the very term.
/pol/ thinks the label is a conspiracy but they do believe the same things, they do post the same infographics and care about the same issues.
I'm done now.

>>30932569
>Roastie
Hello Incel, how many femoids have you screamed at today?

Welp.
This was a good thread until the libtard feminazi turned up and ruined it.
Thanks a lot bitch.
Assholes like you are why the human race is going to die out, because no one will want to get married.
The sexes can't stand each other.

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>>30938149
>someone makes a /pol/esque post
>1 or 2 (You)'s, mostly ignored, thread proceeds normally
>someone loses their shit over "/pol/ cancer" and proceeds to post walls of text about how they're the worst
>entire thread derailed, dozens of (You's)

every time

>>30938249
>the human race is going to die out
Unironically who cares?

>>30938249
>the human race is going to die out
maybe the best scenario
who knows?

>>30932496
The amount of lost Incels in here is just as bad as any "roastie". The only thing worse than a bitchy woman is a person who blames everything on bitchy women by bitching about it themselves.

>>30938280
People like you make me unironically hope that the human race dies out.
The sooner the better.

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>ywn have a cute little pone to love
>ywn have a cute little pone love you

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SPECIAL >GREEN CANNON

>Tuesday morning, just like any other regular fucking day
>Not much on the schedule other than having the day off from work
>Seems perfect for an early-morning walk
>The late summer air was hot and muggy, but it was like this often
>The rising sun's intensity assured you that your trip would be westward to spare your eyes
>You set out, feeling that despite all odds, today would be different

>>30938280
I don't blame roasties for my current situation, but if you think in that way
why are you still here?
what do you want?
This thead was about feels

>>30932496
You obviously have some huge problem I don't know what, but you do.

>>30938320
>With each footfall in the grass, the swishing of the blades reminded you that there was more to life than what you usually paid attention to
>A gentle breeze cooled you as you walked, kicking up dew from the grass and wetting your ankles
>Living in a rural area had its perks, even if your home was a cheap apartment, it was a cheap apartment in the middle of nowhere
>An unkempt road, grayed from the sun's bleaching effects and worn down to the gravelly pavement beneath with frayed edges being taken back by the foliage, stretched down toward the horizon before splitting into a fork as a small hill poked up

>>30938220
and feminists and their thought leaders did too, but we dont live in a land where women control the government and industries now.
>I don't know any couples that operate like this.
Almost no one alive today has ever had to live in the position we're hypothesizing about.
>ponies
not arguing about ponies being kino, arguing that if pol where ponies, they would not be happy with the female led world they saw
>petty and dishonest
theyre still there
>I dont mean these things but these guys instead
I dont think they would be able to retain their credability even in the situation you are describing if they did not demolish feminism in almost whole. and it would be fucking easy, women aren't important, we occupy almost no positions of power, have less money and resources, and in general their side would not benefit from extra stability hits it would take to do nothing to us when their peons are screaming for our chains and leashes to go back on

You said it yourself. these people are making the content pol gets their info of. well theres a lot of content about how women are bad and need to be controlled. Oceans of it. if its not coming from these thought leaders, where is it coming from? if it where just muh r9k, i dont think it would be organized in the way it is. this is a clear political goal of the alt right.

>>30938249
>muh thread about bitching about roasties was ruined by someone making the point that actually mlp is an alt right nightmare world.
sorry you couldnt handle the bantz faggot.

also the human race is not hurting for children, we should be focusing on stopping other people from breeding, not whining that we're not doing enough of it ourselves.

>>30938340
>The further you walked, the further your problems would seem from you
>Your journey took you to a small pond
>One with a few ducks, an occasional turtle, and numerous small fish
>You stop and wonder how far you are from the sea
>You wonder how these fish got to this pond
>How long have they been there?
>In a moment where all was still, the glassy surface of the pond ripples as a figure emerges

>>30938256
>theyre the worst
Lol wut
I never said pol was the worst, I posted their opinions. you're the ones judging them. I said i dont favor them because they hurt my rights sure, but thats irrelevant. Theyre only evil if you think the stuff i said makes them so.

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Stop replying to this thot, guys
She's never going to magically agree with you
You wouldn't want her to agree with you
Ignore her and she'll go back to wherever she came from

>>30938355
>stopping other people from breeding
Africans and Indians

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>>30938376
I haven't (You)'d her once but she still (You)'s me

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>>30938384
Roasties, when will they learn that even a 1/10 filthy peasant mare outperforms them in every aspect of everything and they literally CAN'T compete

humans can't compete
they can try
they faiil
why would you even humanpussy if you can have horsepussy?
it makes no fucking sense
horsepussy/10 im leaking all over the place
humanpussy/10 my stomach acid burns my throat from all that vomiting

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>>30938416
>b-but human women are real!
That doesn't make them better, sweetie.
Detroit is real, that doesn't mean it's better than Atlantis

>>30938416
Having sex inside my own species is surprisingly not anathema to me. Mostly because seeing the other 50 percent of the planet's populations as evil she devil roasties is a recipe for failure.

>>30938376
It's a woman. Just wait until she changes her mind instead of arguing.

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>>30938026
Every time. I just wanted this comfy feel thread.

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>>30935184
I can't find this on derpi. What's the artist's name?

For the record I don't hate women. I just like ponies a whole hell of a lot more.

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>>30938423
>the truth hurts
>so lets live a sweet lie

>>30938701
Rainbow.

>>30938801
Thanks man.

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I'm saving my cock for imaginary horses, whats the problem with that?

Shouldn't that free up all the womyn for chad and the rest of the normals?
What is the problemo here even?

>>30938805
Then, who will pay for their shoes once they reach their 30's ? Think about the womyn Anon.

>>30938825
Shit, I hadn't even given thought to the Save Our Stacie's Fund.

Guess I'd better report for sterilization.

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>>30934223
>>Human girls are oily and flaky
Not if they are as young as spoiler.

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>>30935184

>>30938859
wow Spike foreverially delitized and loving it

>>30936955
I love you.
Does that made you feel better?

>>30932508

>humans are the perfect sexual partner for mares

Who is the perfect sexual partner for the stallions?

>>30938896
Faggots that will pound their ponuts till they are sore

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>>30938908
So mlpg and homo horse?

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>>30937624
>do what I do
1. you are full of shit.
2. If you are not full of shit this is the worst advice to give.

The less you show you are interested the more she will like you. NEVER admit your feelings even when you see her falling in love with you. As soon as you show your soft side her respect for you will drop. Give her attention when YOU feel like she needs it. But at the same time do be a gentleman, and not a dick. If you want to see a perfect example see Rhett Butler.

>>30938432
>>30938376
see >>30938363
you dumb keks

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"No!" shouts Stacy Thundercunt as she celebrates her 32nd birthday. She takes a look at her Instagram and see that with each passing day she has less and less orbiters and visits from Chad become rarer. "This must be the work of those racist sexist nazis on /pol/!", she screeches.
Now, when she texts Chad he sometimes doesn't even reply! He's fucking the younger Stacies!
Now, our 32 year old Stacy stretches her roastflaps and flies off, searching for a beta male to drain or she will surely perish.
But there are none!
They all are with cute little mares!

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>>30939086
>tfw mares only get hotter as they age

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>>30939086
>stretches her roastflaps and flies off
jesus it's like mothra but 1000x scarier

>>30939102
Truly disgusting. Thanks, """""God""""". What kind of a joke is this?

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>>30939097

>>30939122
>"Dontchu' click that tongue at me youngun', if'n these sturdy hips serviced our boys at wartime, ah reckon ah could drain you without even tryin'."

>>30939122
>implying you wouldnt.
She's aged like fine wine, just look at that apple ass.

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>this thread
>women
Not even once.

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>>30934080
>legitimate research on something that's completely fictional, the pussy of a cartoon pony

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>>30939222
>mfw shes getting replaced by magical talking ponies

>>30939262
Roasties are already freaking about sexbots which are making leaps and strides lately (thanks nipponland). Imagine how they'll feel when they not only get replaced by sexbots, but cute pony bots too.

Imagine...

>>30932496
So, since this thread is filled with Incels.

What do you say to calling penises dongies, or willies, since I hear the word roasties coming out of your mouths any time an ugly femoid is brought up.

Seriously, you can taste the angry broiling indignancy in this thread, just go back to gooing over cute mares, and stop reeeeeing over women, please and thank you.

>>30938293
That's okay.
I don't deserve love anyhow.
I deserve only contempt.

>>30938355
Sterilize the whole human race.
Good riddance.

>>30934080
>just average women

kek, its tru

>>30938878
No.

>>30939328
Why does the term "roasty" upset you so greatly, Stacy?

>>30939328
If women would stop trying to ruin our lives and get back in the kitchen, we wouldn't have a problem.

Reee.

What she says: "Let's just be friends."
What she means: " Get out of my life you hopeless loser! I'm never returning your calls or texts again!"
I have a better idea.
LET'S JUST BE ENEMIES!!!!!!

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>>30939417
Well generally when this is the ideal woman, Incels kinda scare me.

Maybe it's better that we circlejerk MLP, as god knows what would happen if a pony turned down one of us.

>>30939086
The fact that you complemented your little narrative with a half-anthro abomination with a human body is pretty hilarious.

>>30939450
Meh.
It's just in white man's nature to be racist, sexist, xenophobic, misogynistic, selfish fucking assholes.
It's just how our brains are wired from watching football and wrestling and Fox News.
Peer pressure is a bitch.

>>30939450
>>30939488
Are you feeling personally offended, Stacy?

>>30939525
You mismemed, anthro lover.

>>30939525
Sorry brosef, just was trying to to tell ya dude that women being treated like fucking sex robots is kinda creepy my dude.

I got to go to they gym and do some stairstepping, later my man.

>>30939506
That's human nature, you fucking retard. What do you say about niggers in South Africa genociding whites?

>>30939546
I don't treat women like anything, because they mean nothing.

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>>30939957
Correct.

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>>30939957
>>30939979
TA-DA

This

>>30939222

Get a nice stallion/colt

>>30939875
If niggers were keeping white people under political and economic oppression for decades, you'd be all over them with machetes, wouldn't you? Apartheid is getting what they deserve. Chickens come home to roost.

>>30940222
1/10 bait

>>30940222
>white people are responsible for the bad acts commited by black people
Gee golly, never heard that one before.

>>30940238
You really don't have room to talk. After all, you were perfectly willing to go to war against all chimps after only six years of having a black president.

>>30932580
Something pretty bad if I had to guess

>>30940243
>some shit that happened 200 years ago
>relevant today for recent atrocities
Pick one.

>>30940254
I'm not a burger, I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>30937774
/pol/ is a pretty cancerous meme but only like 25% are /r9k/ tier women haters.

>>30940307
/pol/ is pretty right on about women's place in society. As soon as they're elevated to equal status with men, society goes to shit. Every single time.

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Can you take the niggers vs white thing somewhere else

Just post horses and quit comparing dicks

>>30940314
This isn't wrong.
Women get some political power.
Women get to be more free.
More open and sexual with their bodies.
The hot ones get boosted up the not hot ones get cast down.
Not hot ones get annoyed by not being hot.
Move toward a retarded puritanical ideology to force other women down to equal footing.
Puritanical ideology gains ground and makes life shit for everyone and society collapses under its own weight.
A tale as old as time.

>>30940445
>Puritanical ideology
what
where the hell did you get this from

society collapses under the weight under its own degeneracy and constant hunting for self gratification

>>30933765
Futa isn't a trap you fucking newfag

>>30940465
Yes, yes.
We must destroy the degeneracy by destroying what make the society great in the first place. THAT'S the solution!
Free will is so passe.
You're part of the problem.
Just like the lefties that suck islam's cock and rail against sexuality and demand unattractive representation of niggers and fatties.

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This thread is lacking pics, lemme help you

>>30940491
kek what are you even going on about you retard

>>30940326
Build wall.

>>30940516
I want to cum inside.

>>30940577
They're traps.
They cum inside you.

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>>30940577
ikr.

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>>30940586
>le

>>30940598
I am severely disappointed at the lack of art of them. I expected much more after their episode.

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>>30940607
Same here, but I guess silly memes are worth more than a healthy fap, to some people

>>30940623
there's nothing silly about their penises

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>>30940623
I think I only have around seven pictures of them and five of those are screencaps.

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>>30940637
There fucking is if it prevents us not-memetarded anons from getting fresh fap fodder of three particularly cute ponies.

>>30940645
dont respond to shitposters
theyll pull you into their retardation

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>>30940643
>>30940645
Kek, hivemind.

>>30940326
BARBED

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>>30940661
Oh, in that case I'd only have to post a couple plots: no shitposter can resist plot-chainposting, their ego gets literally smashed to pieces whenever someone posts thrice (or more) in a row something they can't possibly compete with.

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It's a well known fact: they either begin to fap or post out angry rants about how said plots are preventing them from getting all the (you) they desperately need.

>>30940623
Trapfags ruin everything.

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Shitposting simply cannot compute lewds

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Gladly there are also a couple straight pics.

>>30940662
I like this pic

>>30940662
>The purple one's leg
Thats not how horse legs work

>>30933969
Dude, you can't start something like that and not finish it

>>30940029

>colt

no

>>30941533
Huh. That's actually kind of how a woman's legs work.

>>30939450
Do they really want that, or is it satire? The dialog makes me want to puke. Women should be mute cock receptacles, not disgustingly grovelling slaves.

>>30943003
That was taken from a post mocking it, but that is a real post from r/incels, I think it was taken down. That subreddit has been shut down due to many ugly things.

I want to snuggle ponies, not hate women.

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>>30932496

I want to put my penis into rainbow dash's vagina and fill her uterus and cervix with my semen.

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>>30943064
Well you're just in luck, Hasbro has finally caved in and giving what the consumer wants.

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>>30938896
Horsegirls

>>30943295
>shimmy will never transform you into a stallion so you can 'breed her' while she calls you a stud

This thread once again proves the ultimate degeneracy of thots.

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>>30943345
Thank goodness for pure mares.

Actual horse fucker checking in, I actually have a clydesdale, not a pony. Fuck is good, very good.

>>30943399
>3DPD

>>30943295
>Applejack's comes with a belt
I don't know why I love this so much.
Are those crotch cutie marks I spy?

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>>30932496
>walking through the Ponyville market just browsing the goods when Lyra gallops up to you, spins around and flips her tail up
Well? Would you?

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>>30943586
Guess

>>30943586
>sticking your dick in any mare that flashes the goods at you.
Have some standards, at the very least go for dinner first.

>>30943059
kek
>>30943003
come the fuck on senpai. do you really believe freaking out on the internet and being an absolute shit bag is a girl thing? the only thing my gender seems to do more than yours is associate our personal lives with that kind of autism for one reason or another.

>>30943675
> freaking out on the internet and being an absolute shit bag is a girl thing
No, but it sure is a you thing tbqhfamalamdingdong

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>>30943689
lol okay senpai, whatever you say.

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>>30939450
That's hot.

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>this one mad as fuck roastie

>>30940596
Why is his hand blue

>>30940493
>>30940502
>>30940610
>>30940677
>>30940694
>>30943586
>>30943653
I need more pony butts in my life.

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>>30943586
"Uhm... Lyra?"
>She doesn't even turn around
>What is she doing?
>You have to force yourself not simply taking in the sight
>But you don't really want to pass for a creep
>Also she might be mind controlled or something!
"Lyra? Are you okay?"
>She groans and wiggles her rump at you
>"Just do it Anon!"
"Do what?"
>Another groan, but she whips her head to look at you this time
>"Just mount me already!"
"Wha--oh. You talked to bookbutt didn't you?"
"...M-maybe...?"
>Fucks sake
>You knew telling her about your... loneliness was going to create more problems
>But who could blame you? Twiggy is just so cute when she's curious, you can't say no to that face--
>"Come on Anon, just a quick romp! Please!"
>What the fuck is happening?!
"No! And we're in public, I'm not going to drop my pants and fuck you--"
>"Oh! You're right, hehe, sorry, come on, let's go somewhere private then!"
>Her horn lights up and she starts tugging on your hand to get you moving
>But you don't
"Lyra! No! I'm not just going to... mount you! We barely even know each other--"
>"That's not true! I know everything about you! And you'll have all the time in the world to get to know me~,"
"Ugh!"
>"Come on, don't be shy! You told Twilight that you felt lonely and here I am! I'll do things to you that even Twilight couldn't pronounce!"
"That's not what I meant, Lyra! I'm not just looking for a quick fuck, I'm lonely because I'm all alone, I need... I'm looking for someone I can love and someone that can love me back, Lyra, maybe even start a family with! Not just--"
>"But I love you! See? Half the work's already done! B-but... maybe we could wait for the second date for the impregnation part..?"
"This can't be real,"
>"N-no, I meant, I'm more than okay with bearing your little human foals, I swear! I-it's just that maybe we could move together first?"