Reminder that Spike has viable shippings with all of the Mane 6, and has probably already taken your waifu's virginity.
>>30928526
Reminder that Spike has a boyfriend. His name is Thorax.
>>30928532
So he's bisexual?
>>30928539
>>30928544
He's in a poly amorous relationship with Ember and Thorax.
>>30928550
Come to think of it, he's probably already taken the virginity of everyone in Ponyville.
>>30928558
Nah, not Ponyville. Just Crystal Empire.
>>30928550
This.
>>30928526
>Using edited screenshots
Nice try kid, but I'm pretty sure we haven't seen Spike and Twilight interact on screen yet. Wide shots with the entire mane 6 don't count.
>>30928558
>One day, Twilight hears a knock on the door of the castle. She opens it and sees every mare in Ponyville, all of them pregnant
>Spike's the father
>>30928526
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Spike is a baby and will never ever score any kind of pussy
>>30928569
Who does he love more?
>>30928526
Apple/Spike is the patrician ship
>>30928576
What's with you and Reddit?
The real ship desu
>>30928526
>>30930060
>Starlight catches Spike kissing a Rarity plushie
>She decides to help the poor guy out by convince Rarity to go on a date with him
>Rarity declines to take part, because she doesn't really see him that way
>Straight goes to great lengths to try and convince her, to no avail
>So she implements her emergency backup plan
>Mind control
>In her mind it's justified because Spike is a really great guy and he'll treat Rarity right
>Which isn't much comfort to Rarity as she rides passenger in her own body on a date with a lizardchild