>You think you've got problems? I know I'm awesome,

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>>30920042
BECAUSE I DASH, WHATEVER YOU SAY I DASH
IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS, EVERYDAY I DASH
I DUNNO, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I DASH

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEING ADMIRED THAT I WISH THAT I WOULD JUST DIE OR GET FIRED

>>30920042
>She lifts the lid
>Anon is in the toilet
"YOU'RE SUPER COOL!"
>She takes a step back, creeped out as he gives her a thumbs up
>He reaches over and gently presses the lever and swirls around with a grin on his face until he's gone with a glug
>She hears a whisper from the pipes in her walls
"Dooon't forgeeet to wiiiiiiipe~"

They never solved the conflict in that episode. So RD will have to deal with that problem for the rest of her life

>>30920042
>"I can't even take a leak in peace without everypony wanting to come inside!"
Wow, bit on the nose there Larson.

>>30920084
>i gotta tage a shid so bad
>well fug looks like another day without using the doilet

>constantly seeks attention
>wants to be a famous wonderbolt
>complains about being famous

What a fucking crusty sunt

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>>30920042
Greatest towel hanger of all time!

>>30920070
kek

>>30920042
it could mean she uses an outhouse on the ground she must travel to because cloud house can't connect to ponyvile's sewer system if one exists

>>30921179
What do you think rain is in Equestria?

>>30921202
water that gets to Cloudsdale by a pegasus made tornado

Le deep Eminem reference

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>>30920042
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a shit, in the bathroom
Without someone standing by it
No, I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole I'm glad

>>30920194
I had this problem too.

Like, what are her standards, exactly?

That said, back to the topic, because it's hot.

>>30921233
>>30921579

This always happens

Thirty minutes from home, gotta lay a log cabin
Only option I have's McDonalds's bathroom
In a public stall, droppin' a football
So every time someone walks in the john I get maddened
"Rainbow, what up?" What? Come on, man, I'm crappin'
And you're askin' for my goddamn autograph on a napkin?

Oh, that's odd, I just happened
To run out of tissue, yeah, hand me that
On second thought I'd be glad then
"Thanks, dash! Name's Scootaloo, a big fan."
I wiped my ass with it
Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and
Told her: "Scoot, you're the shit," when's all of this crap end?