Would you kiss your waifu knowing she has whiskers all over

>>30916806

Rarity gets electrolysis on that shit, bruh

Just imagine her sticking that tongue down your pants.

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>>30916806
>have silvanus dropbox
>find 2 bj vids
>1 is some fag trying to get the mare to lick his dick by pouring water/liquor on it
>the other is some guy seated while the mare actually takes his length
>tfw horsey whiskers on your shaft and balls

>>30916806
My husbando is Star Swirl so...

>>30916836
That's not a waifu

>>30916831
>letting horse teeth near your junk
ishygddt

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>>30916806
Eh, she wouldn't be the hairiest woman I've been with.

>>30916836
Purple smart, is that you?

>>30917101
I saw a video of some guy getting his dick sucked by a horse. Blew his load in her mouth too.

Would probably enhance the experience desu, even if they aren't pretty.

Where would I look up videos of horse BJs and is that illegal to have on my computer?
And to answer your question OP yes. Fuck yes

>>30916806
My waifu isn't a pony it's her alternate her.

>>30918015
Depends where you live. In the US it's illegal in most states. In Western Europe it's banned. Just encrypt your shit with Veracrypt if you don't want anyone finding your porn

>>30916806
>implying I wouldn't like it more
I've been nuzzled by horses, their whiskers are cute and tickle just right

>>30918015
>certain combinations of zeros and ones are illegal
Wew

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>>30918015
Most of these assholes seem to think child porn and zoo porn is the same. It's not,in most of the US, it isn't illegal to own the pornography, it's just illegal to do the act to make it. It doesn't revictimize the animal when you watch it, like it does with a person. Some states have a generalized law against anything sexual that the cops don't like, so...look up the laws where you live, faggot.

>ywn feel your waifu's fuzzy muzzle tickle your cheek.
>ywn feel her plus lips nibble at your earlobe
>ywn feel her warm, broad tongue lovingly lick your face
>ywn lean in and press your lips to her hairy muzzle
>ywn open your mouth to admit her tongue, playfully wrestling yours as you both deepen the kiss
>ywn feel her breathing quicken in anticipation of further oral stimulation
>ywn get a fuzzy hickey from a pony
Why live?

>>30918191
>I've been nuzzled by horses
What is their reasoning for this

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>>30916806
You don't even have to go down on her to feel like you're munching on a carpet!

>>30917199
>ywn get a horsey blowjob of your own

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>>30916806
I'll wrap her legs backwards into a Boston crab and go to work, know what I am saying?
Fuck that shit I ain't no fucking fag like that.
I like em stubbly so they whiskers tickles my balls when they suck my dick, know what I'm saying?
I don't give a fuck!
What?
Bring it on!

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>>30918214
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own one or more of those where I live, but you won't catch me googling that.

>>30916806
Would she kiss me, knowing that I have whiskers?
The answer to your question, is an obvious yes.

>>30916887
Reading comprehension, dude

>>30916806
>tfw her whiskers get caught in your beard, causing the kiss to last longer as you seek to disentangle yourselves as gently as possible

>>30918911
why was she kissing your neck?

>>30918942
When was he last time you had sex junior?

>>30918972
kek

>>30918972
>joke

>head

>>30918972
Ugh, where are you normals coming from

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>>30918579
Dunno, show affection maybe. Or just being curious. They use their nose and lips a lot to touch things and get an idea of what said things are, and if they can eat them. I knew them pretty well, brushed them, gave 'em sweets, apples and such, so it was probably affection.
>tfw you booped horses before it was mainstream

>>30918972
Who left the gate to normieland open again?

>flexible lips that tickle

Stop making me find horse features enticing.

>>30917101
Heavy risk, but the prize.

>>30921777
Get the fuck to the back of the ship, Jacob.

>>30916831
Gib

>>30916806
yes

>>30916806
Sure! You can have a sloppy, steamy make-out session and floss your teeth at the same time!

>>30918826
>Not using Tor, aka pedonet

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>>30927056
>t. CIA
Nice honeypot ^:)

>>30928196
Hey, you're kinda cute...
Nope.
Nope.
NOPE!
Fucking traps.

>>30926867
Gross.

>>30916806
>Implying civilized ponies wouldn't wax/shave that like human female do

>>30928810
Maybe shaving isn't a norm in pony society. As long as they keep their fetlocks trimmed, no one usually comments on muzzle whiskers.