After Fluttershy's death, Twilight Sparkle fell into a deep

Which thread was it this time, Reddit?

>>30915272
/mlp/ only read stories that are AiE greentext

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>>30915272
Good thing she's immortal now.

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>>30915301
>reading fanfiction

>>30915327
>reading

>>30915318
>Implying they're not all immortal in our hearts

>>30915272
That stool should be higher if she wants to successfully hang herself.

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>>30915339
>seeing

>>30915318
>celestia tries to commit sudoku
>the rope is too long, she just lands on her back hooves
>another day, another failed suicide attempt
you lads want a depressed Celestia greentext where she tries (and fails) to commit the sew of side?

>>30915561
>depressed Celestia
Celery is for happiness

>>30915327
>>30915339
>posting walls of text on a Laotian Macrame Image Board
GREENTEXT IS CANCER

>>30915581
It's actually strings of texts. And the threads are weaved. It all checks out.

>>30915561
Yeah, sounds humor.

>>30915547
why did I laugh so fucking hard at this goddamn

>>30915581
>saying something is cancer on a polynesian basket wittlin' .jpeg stone slab

>>30915603
will do

>>30915603
>Celestia sighed.
>Life was misery, plain and simple.
>Equestria would be better off without her.
>Her magic wrapped around the noose, tightening it around her neck as she scrambled up on a step stool.
>Soon it would be over.
>Her eyes shut, a blissful look crossed her face.
"Trying again, huh?"
>Celestia's eyes snapped open.
>Luna was giving her a bored stare, propped against the door frame leading into her room.
"You don't understand my pain, Luna."
>Luna rolled her eyes.
"Here we go."
"I constantly want to die."
>Celestia's eyes watered.
"I'm a princess and I have everything I could ever want; any pony I choose to bed, a perfect student, a loving sisters, and an entire kingdom devoted to me."
>Luna's eyes were spinning in her head.
"But you can't understand the darkness and Pain in my heart."
"Yes, yes, you hate yourself, you're sad, whatever. Are you going to actually do it this time?"
>Celestia scowled.
"At least be a little less heartless, Luna."
>Luna blew out a breath.
"I love you Celly, but you've attempted suicide several dozen times. You're just an attention whorse."
>Celestia grit her teeth.
"I am not an attention whorse! I am dark and brooding. You're not my mom."
>Luna shook her head.
"You keep trying, I'm sure you'll get it this time."
>Celestia beamed.
"Thank you, Luna."
>Luna rolled her eyes, turning around and stepping out of Celestia's chambers.
>Celestia breathed in deeply.
>This time, it would work.
>She kicked the stool out from under her, sending her crashing downward.
>Perhaps in another timeline, Celestia would've actually died.
>But this Celestia had misjudged the length the rope needed to be.
>Her quick, painless death was cut off by her ass slamming into the floor, startling her.
>Celestia blushed in embarrassment.
>Her ass hurt.

>>30915799
id give her a real reason to have a tender ass

>>30915318
>having your neck snapped
>being strangled helplessly swinging back and forth
>and all the while you never die

Pretty brutal.

>>30915916
you'd need a dick first, faggot.

>>30915950
i have a dick tho

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>>30915272

She should just take the easy way.