She's looking at you! Say something!

>>30904607
Wanna mate?

>>30904607
u want sum fuk?

>>30904607
"M-McNuggies..."
>"What?"
"Y-You too."

>>30904607
Boy, I sure hate ziggers

>>30904607
We'll bang, ok?

>>30904607
>Freeze
>Realize I'm way too autistic to have a conversation of any kind
>Walk away

>>30904607
>Where is Glimmer?

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>>30904627

I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Twilight's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting mares. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Twilight will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog.
My little farting Twilight, my dirty little fuckbird!

>>30904607
Hey, does this place have magazines? I'm looking for something tasteful like Top Shelf or Fox, can you help me out?

>>30904607
"If that look you're giving me means what I think it does, I'm sorry to say I must inform you you have a bad taste in men."

>>30904607
The Game of Life, also known simply as Life, is a board game originally created in 1860 by Milton Bradley, as The Checkered Game of Life. The Game of Life was America's first popular parlour game. The game simulates a person's travels through his or her life, from college to retirement, with jobs, marriage, and possible children along the way. Two to six players can participate in one game. Variations of the game accommodate eight to ten players.
The modern version was originally published 100 years later, in 1960. It was created and co-designed by toy and game designer Reuben Klamer and was "heartily endorsed" by Art Linkletter. It is now part of the permanent collection of the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History and an inductee into the National Toy Hall of Fame. It later spawned a book, The Game of Life: How to Succeed in Real Life No Matter Where You Land, by Lou Harry.

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>Say something you dumbfuck!
>She's looking at you!
"Aeuyehhah-HIIII!"
>YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>"Hi Anon~, how are you?"
"YES!"
>She blinks, obviously trying to process how an affirmative would work as an answer
"N-no, I mean, I-i-I'm fine!"
>You're not really convincing
>"Are you sure? You look tense, are you sick?"
>Your knees go weak when you realize she's worried about you
>I'm lovesick you beautiful purple pony princess
>You can't tell her that!
>"What did you say?"
>Fuck, stop thinking out loud you autistic sperg!
"I'm good! I'm great, even! Everything's great! I'm great, you're great, especially your eyes--"
>That's too far!
"I-i--no, wait, I didn't mean that,"
>Her giggle is like angel wings fluttering around you
>"Thanks Anon, I know you like my eyes, what with the hundreds of times you told me so~,"
>Is she teasing you?
>Mocking you?
>Reminding you of the hundreds of failures you suffered through and rubbing it in?
>No, Twilight would never do that
>Not with the way she's looking at you right now
>Is she looking at all her friends the same way?
>Or could it be the gaze she only gives you?
>Does it mean something to her?
>Do you mean something?
>Your heart skips a beat when you notice her smile widening ever so slightly as she keeps her huge beautiful eyes on yours
>As she keeps yours trapped, as she robs you of your every thoughts that doesn't involve her or her body or the things you want to tell her or do to her and--
>You're sperging again! Do something!
>You open your mouth but can't find your voice, only letting out a shaky breath
>Realizing you might need some encouragement, she slightly tilts her head
>"Is there something you want to tell me Anon?"

>>30904902
Yes. I want you to sit on my face

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>>30904902
Once you start staring into her eyes there can be no escape.

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>>30904607
Fuck, why are these ponies so sexy?

>>30904607
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY

>>30904607
Got any books that don't suck.

>>30905058
>Are you alright?
>I'm so fucking sorry!

>>30904607
y-you too

>>30905071
>She recommends Infinite Jest

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>>30905058

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>>30905687

>>30904607
"So, what're you working on?"
>"Oh, nothing much, really. Just making sure these bookshelves are correctly organised by name, category, author."
"Neat. Do you know if Spike's around?"
>"You can find him in the east wing; second door to the right."
"Thanks. I'll catch up with you later."
>"You too!"

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>>30904607
Unicorn Twilight was better.

>>30904981
What's she planning?

>>30904607

How the fuck do you know which books are which? They are literally just plain spines.

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>>30904607
Hi Glimmy have you seen Twilight?

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>>30904607
How's the tree house treating you?

>>30904902
more please

>>30904607
No twi i wont lend you my freaking BMW M3, after what happened last time...

>>30904607
PENIS IN A VAGINA! !!

>>30904607
Helo butiful
Send vagene and bobs pics

>>30904683
>My dear Twilight, I did as I thought you would tell me and jacked off thrice before reading your letter.

>>30904607
>>30906071
"Lose the wings"

>>30904607
>It's been a solid five minutes since you started staring at her.
>She finally turns her head to catch your gaze.
>Shit, what do I say?
>"Something wrong, Anon?" she said with a slightly sultry tone.
>Those eyes though
>You finally gain the courage to speak up.
>You open your mouth to answer her.
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>>30906071
*creates episode to prove your complaints wrong once and for all*
i was saving this trick for the finale, but you are worthy adversary Anonymous

>>30910511
smooth