>tfw you're a floridafag Can I have some cute horsies

>be american
>get shot
>get ripped into pieces by hurricane
>go bankrupt from hospital bills

>>30898527
>choke on kinder egg

>>30898545
>be amerifat
>be so retarded that I choke on little plastic toys
>they have to be banned because I am too retarded

>>30898527
>t. Parisian terror victim

>>30898519
Houston here. Suck it up you pansy, you're only getting like a foot of rain tops

>be european
>get raped
>get thrown out of house
>get bombed

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>>30898558
>houston

nigga where you typing from like you under water haha

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>>30898527
Y-you'll see
Once I pay off my crippling student loan debt I'll live like a real kang!

>>30898519
Is this from the movie? Looks too good.

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Oh yeah, and a cute horse for you.

>be louisiana
>hurricanes hit often
>don't worry about them, in fact we have parties
Just appease the hurricane bro

>>30898598
Looks like Fosgitt got a scene.

>>30898527
>hospital lawyers and university lawyers start suing each other over who gets your money
every time

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>>30898619
Not bipedal enough

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Guys OP said cute horsies not bantz

>>30898553
>be amerilard
>kinder eggs are more dangerous than guns
>yet somehow don't eat the happy meal toys

>>30898519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDqwlAU2QYs

>>30898787
>be eaglelander
>legally buy kinder egg in leafland
>take egg back to eagleland
>police goons find kinder egg in luggage
>get jailed and fined 2000 dollaroos because the government just cares so much about your safety that they have to relieve you of a large sum of money so you don't buy any more kinder eggs

>>30898519
I need Twilight as my wife. I could kiss and lick those hooves forever.

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>>30898545
underrated post

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>>30898598
>>30898619
>Is this from the movie? Looks too good.
>Looks like Fosgitt got a scene.
>Fosgitt
>good

>>30898527
>get doxxed

>>30898527
>be european
>get shot by refugee
>go to hospital
>there's a five-hour long waiting line for immediate emergencies
>bleed out in the waiting room

>>30898527

>be American
>dodge bullets
>rob guy who tried to shoot me
>don't live on a coast line because I'm not a fucking retard
>don't donate to hurricaniggers
>rich as fuck

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>>30898618
Hurricanes only doing it for the attention, anyway

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>>30898519
Thinking of you from Bongland.

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>>30898527
>be european
>express an opinion the government doesn't approve of
>get arrested
>spend 5 years in prison

>this thread
did I click on /int/ by mistake again?

>>30898519
>be American
>make houses out of wood instead of concrete like the rest of the world
>the whole village gets destroyed by a slightly strong breeze
>get impaled by wood splinters
>go bankrupt from hospital bills

>>30899433
Total opposite, probably /pol/.

>>30899463
>Total opposite, probably /pol/.

You have never been on /int/ or /pol/, right?

>>30899362

>throw shade on someone in social media
>Angela Merkel comes to your home personally
>you salute your Fuhrer
>she executes you while you're raising your arm

>>30899463
/int/ is just /pol/ with slightly more country-based shitposting

>>30899362
This is why no one should trust the police. They don't exist to protect the average citizen, and that false image just allows them to grab more power and discourages people from becoming dependent on themselves or cooperating with family/community to provide safety/food/shelter/etc. The police exist to enforce the laws laid down by chucklefucks whose only desire is to make money and lord power over the rest of us.

>>30898519
That makes two of us. Where you at Anon? Palm Beach County here.

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>>30898519
Sure thing buddy.

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>>30898519
pic related

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>>30898519
You better not be that faggots who keep ISP banning me.

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Not enough comfy horse in here guys.
Stay safe hurricane havers.

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>>30898519
another one