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Why are Unicorns always such jerks? >Sunset Shimmer >Luna

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Why are Unicorns always such jerks?

>Sunset Shimmer
>Luna
>Trixie to some degree
>Starlight Glimmer
>Sombra
>Now Tempest Shadow

Seriously, why do Unicorns fuck everything up?
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>>30897612
Probably because they're always horny.
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>>30897612
Equestria has made them obsolete, so they lash out against the system. Earth ponies tend to the land, pegasi tend to the skies, both are vital for the wellbeing of the nation. Unicorns used to care for the day and night, but after Celestia and Luna they're no longer needed.
That's why you get so many unicorns in the serving class.
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>>30897662
WE WUZ RAIZIN DA MOON AN SUN AN SHIIEEET WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>30897612
why did you not include glim in that list
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>>30897612
Powerful unicorns who don't fit into the system pose a much greater threat than a powerful Earth pony or pegasus. The unicorn can act as a one-pony army and control space-time itself if she's powerful enough. The most the Earth pony or pegasus can do is manipulate others, steal from others, or attack ponies one-on-one.
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>>30897612
Luna
>Unicorn
Kys
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>>30897735
This headcanon doesnt have much to do with the show. An exceptionql pegasus is strong enough to create mushroom clouds on impact, fly at hypersonic speeds, or send magical ripples that manifeat Destiny across literally the entire continent
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>>30897612
Magic = power in their eyes.

But we all know Magic = Friendship.
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>>30897612
Because they never grow up, they are basically Anons, but in real life and without anonymity.
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>>30897612
Because with great power, comes the great responsibility to keep lesser races in their place.
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>>30897612
>>Sunset Shimmer
>>Luna
>>Trixie to some degree
>>Starlight Glimmer<<
>>Sombra
>>Now Tempest Shadow
>>30897678
>why did you not include glim in that list

are you blind or just retarded?
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>>30897612
>to some degree
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>>30897905
No
Friendship = Magic
Magic = Power
Power = Corruption

The more friends you have, the more of an asshole you are.
The math is right there.
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>>30897612
Have you heard of the Unicorns?
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>>30897612
false importance
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