>be you, the only human in Equestria because lolreasons >be

>>30882075
Finish your Algebra 2 homework and go to bed on time so your dad gives you your allowance.

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>>30882075
Send this post to the shadow realm.

I wonder why this mare isn't Starlight Glimmer and then kill myself for not trying to fuck Starlight Glimmer.

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>>30882075
That 3 day weekend went by too fast, didn't it?

>>30882149
You know, people with real jobs got a 3 day weekend too. We don't all work at a gas station.

>>30882075
Fuck her, because she is horny as fuck!

>>30882075
Tomboys are the best because they're "just one of the guys" in the streets and "your loyal broodmare" in the sheets.

>>30882303
true. i've always secretly wanted to fuck my bros, that's also why my favorite ponies are tomboys

>>30882326
>tfw no tomcolt marefriend to do brostuff with

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>>30882075
too bad you didn't land in Rule 63 Equestria

>>30882326
Who are your favourite poners besides Rainbow Dash?

>>30882326
ta-da, you've got homosexual tendencies

>>30882114
Hey! Who forgot to put the LHC in standby after that last experiment?

>>30882326
Come out of the closet to them and see what happens.

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There's literally nothing gay about liking cute horse boys.

"OH shit, papAnon was right, I'm straight!'
>Then fuck her, because I'm not a fucking degenerate

>>30885886
>then fuck the horse because I'm not a degenerate
wew

Live in twilight's castle and watch everyone sleep

>>30886649
There's nothing purer than the love between a man and his horse, Anon

>>30886725
kek

>>30886708
>Live in twilight's castle and constantly get lost and have to shit in a stairwell corner like they did in medieval times because you can't find the bathroom
ftfy

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>>30885853
Horse boys can be pretty cute, but you're not going to have any cute little satyr abominations with them

>>30886725
FACT CHECK: True!