Only the virgin and the faithful will be granted his waifu when

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>Unicorns of myth would be completely docile to virgins, going so far as to fall asleep in their laps.

>Go to equestria.
>Unicorns and Alicorns find you irresistibly comfy so long as you stay a virgin.
>Falling asleep outside will inevitably result in a snuggle pile within short order.

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>>30880351
>tfw already a wizard

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>>30880351
>Implying anyone here has a choice.
If you're anything less than willing to die a virgin for your waifu, refer to image.

>>30880440
>that guy
Fuuuck, didn't he write some brony doc or something? I forgot.

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>>30880466
Something, something, bronies are staunch feminists but also sexist, something, something. I don't know, the paper he wrote was a word salad that expended a lot of long fancy words and metaphors saying absolutely nothing.

>>30880351
>tfw not a virgin
I regret it every day, worst mistake of my life. I learned my lesson at least

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>>30880489
Take solace in the fact that you can serve as both a reminder to cherish that which is precious, and a warning against temptations of the flesh.
Though your soul is stained with impurity, it is not yet lost to the shadows of this twisted society, you must share your experience along the dark path so that others may be led away from that dark path, and so earn your redemption.
Equestria is a forgiving place my brother, should you truly seek atonement.

>>30880489
I don't regret losing it. I regret losing three years with a person I ended up hating with all my heart. That was my mistake, I think you're lucky that your worst mistake was just getting your dick wet.

What?! no, fuck you
I was young and in love, it's not my fucking fault

>>30880351
I really have no choice. Even if I wanted to lose my virginity

>>30880351
I honestly can't see myself losing my virginity even if I wanted to, such things are well out of my reach.

>>30880351
Of course. I'm already preserving myself for her.

>>30880351
>still a virgin
>not attracted to 3d anymore
>only one waifu
I'm going stronk so far.

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>>30880561

Amen.

>>30880351
I'm 18 and still faithful. I could do it. I'm still chubby so it's not like it's hard to stay a virgin.

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>>30880351
>virgin
experience always beats luck m8

>>30880561
Equestria isn't real.

>>30882122
Uh, no, it doesn't. Who told you that?

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Shit. Does it count if I was wrapped and didn't cum? Shit. Trying to fug that crazy chick was a bad idea and I knew it.
At least I'm one for one right?
I mean... Certain cultures only count it if you cum... right?