>unusual ships that would work surprisingly well Zephyr

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>>30878096
Twilight x me____________

>>30878096
>Two ponies with self-destructive tendencies
>two ponies who would probably end up as neets if not by her closed ones.

Best ship for collective suicide

>>30878096
>Two different flavours of the average /mlp/ poster hooking up
I could only see that ending in disaster

>>30878118
Moondancer can use some joy and Zephyr some diligence, they complement one another. And if they won't, double suicide sounds kind of romantic.

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>>30878096
Didn't think of that

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>>30878096
Zephyr Breeze and Fluttershy.

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>>30878159
>all these plebs

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>implying Rainbow Dash wont crack and sleep with Zephyr
>implying Rainbow Dash won't get pregnant and have to give up on her dreams being a Wonderbolt
>implying Rainbow Dash won't hate her life and her kid

>>30878096
Fluttershy x Flash Sentry pleases me on an aesthetic level.

>>30878096
>First thing he'd do is freak out about her horrible manestyle and drag her into the salon to fix it up.
>She's fighting every step of the way, but he ignores her, humming with a smile on his face while he works.
>Just when she's about to magic blast him into next month, he spins the chair around and slaps her glasses back on her face.
>She freezes at the sight of the beautiful mare before her, realizing in shock that it's her reflection.
>"How... how did you do this. How did you make me look..."
>"Hot, sexy, like a total knock out," he lists off, leaning on the back of the chair and making eye contact through the mirror. "All of the above? I didn't go through all that schooling for nothing, sweetheart."
>Moondancer blushes and stammers out, "I-I don't have any bits on me right now, I can't pay-"
>"No need," he interrupts with a dismissive wave of his hoof. "It was my civic duty to fix that crime against mane-styling."
>Blush intensifying, the mare stammers out a thank you and leaves in a daze.
>As Zephyr watches her go, still smiling, his boss comes up behind him.
>"Free of charge, huh?"
>"Mhmm."
>"And I see you you used some of our most expensive products on her."
>"Yep, that rat's nest needed it."
>"... You realize that's coming out of your paycheck, right?"
>"Yeah... I kind of figured."
>"Good, and don't do that again."
>Zephyr hums noncommittally, staring at the spot Moondancer last was before moving out of view.
>He doesn't know why he did it.
>He sees plenty of awful manes pass by everyday without ever feeling a need to fix them up.
>But what he does know is that if that little unicorn with the baggy sweater and caterpillar eyebrows comes by again, he won't hesitate to drag her in and give her the works.
>He's going to need a new pair of tweezers ready, just for her.

Didn't actually see that episode with Zephyr, so I don't know how good I captured his character.
Hope it was a fun morsel though.

>>30878096
Non ironically Trixie X Discord

>>30878463
I'd rather choose Flash X Rainbow Dash.
Flash is literally r63 RD

>>30878629
Thanks for the sweet green. You got Zephyr's personality down quite well.

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(You) x (You)r waifu

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>>30878096
>anyone but Dash
shit taste

>>30878911
>Fluttershy's one to talk
>fucking non organic spirit of chaos

>Neon Lights and Cloud Chaser
>Night Glider and Thunderlane
>Silver Shill and Golden Harvest

>>30878866
l-lewd

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>>30878096
Twilight x Comet Tail. That one was all the rage 6 years ago.

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Y'know what.... These two.

I've been noticing lately every time I see them interact with each other, that they get along super well. It's kind of an odd pairing, but y'know what I think they'd make an excellent couple. Or at least close best friends.

>>30880077
Because there was nobody else to ship with, right? Just like Pinkie with the stallion who popped a balloon with his horn in Call Of The Cutie.

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>>30878096

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>>30880233
Raridash is the best.

>>30878096
But if 4chan is anything to go by, the ones who hate NEETs most of all are other NEETs. It's like betta fish.

>>30878096
That's actually a pretty shitty ship. They'd never be interested in each other.

>>30883596
The only thing they'd have in common are being unfuckable losers.
They become fuck-buddies constantly saying the names of whoever their crush for that week is during sex.

>>30883636
>"Fuck me harder with your magical futa cock, Twilight-senpai!"
>"Nngh, Fluttershy, you're so tight! I'm going to flood your womb with my foal frosting!"

>>30883665
>Fluttershy
>Not Rainbow Dash

>>30883544
>It's like betta fish.
>Betta Neets

The worst fish to ever exist.

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>>30880233

>>30883675
>"Oh, Rainbows! You're going to have to give up your dream of being a Wonderbolt because I'm going to fuck foal after foal into you until you can barely walk, let alone fly!"

>>30878096
Twilight x Sunburst
Fuck you, it works.

>>30883922
>Sunburst x Twi and all her clones, in a row

>>30878159
But that's forbidden love

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>>30878866

>>30878824
>>30883922
these, and probably also SunburstXMoondancer

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>>30883922
It actually does.

>>30884200
>>30884278
It's funny how Flash/Twi or Timber/SciTwi seems like more of a crack pairing than this.

>>30884333
It's because Sunburst doesn't fill that prince charming role. Little girls don't want the princess to get with a peasant. They want her to get with Prince Charming which Flash(formerly) and Timber are.

>>30884278
>>30883922
Any good quality porn of them?
Specifically them fucking while Starlight is forced to watch.

>>30884346
Just checked e621's Sunburst tag, and no. It's mostly either him having gay sex, usually with Shining, or sex with Glimmer.
There's an orgy with both Twi and him, but he's being sucked off by Cadance while Twilight is being done by her brother.
There's also a non-clop picture of Twilight and Sunburst reading their OC daughter a book.
But surprisingly no clop between them.

>>30884343
Timber, though a chad, is faaaar from a prince of any kind

>>30884346
>cucking waifus
delet.

>>30878629

>after moondancer gets her mane/other hygiene problems fixed, she dumps him for chadhorse.

>>30883922
>>30884278
I'd love to see Starlight's reaction.

>>30884459
>usually with Shining
I swear, that poor man has probably had more gay clop than straight at this point. If it wasn't for Twilight incest, that is. Why is ShiningXCadence the least common smut there is for him?

>>30884729
Fingers crossed for Uncommon Bond being about this.

>>30884755


Shining is ours. Hands off.

t. fag from /hhh/

>>30884791
Don't you dare touch my husbando, homolord.

>>30884755
married couples are boring

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>>30884821
wrong

>>30878096
this is gonna sound crazy
but
Cup Cake x Carrot Cake

>>30887250
You mean Pound Cake?

>>30878267
honestly she would be an extremely healthy choice for him. shes a responsible hard worker and hes a lazy faggot. she wouldnt take his shit.

>>30884821
There is nothing sexier than married sex. It's the most honest, pure and "real" form of love making.

>>30884729
why would she care? shes banging trixie.

>>30887265
No, although Carrot x Pumpkin father/daughter roleplay could be hot

>>30887394
I just now got your joke, lol. And I made an embarrassing error, I'm not used to Mrs. Cake being called Cup Cake.

>>30883922
Starlight would kill Twily, tho
She turned into Stalin by just not seeing him. Imagine what would happen if she was cucked.

>>30887504
>Imagine what would happen if she was cucked.
Equestria's gushingest orgasm?

>>30887290
Starlight became a dictator because she couldn't see Sunburst anymore. She's never shown Trixie that level of devotion.

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Tree Hugger x Zephyr Breeze

>>30887995
He'll be having a field day with those dreadlocks of hers. On the flipside, Zephyr as a stoner would probably be the wackest thing ever.

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>>30880233
>lesbian shipping
>>30882829
>pedo shipping

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>>30888196
She's got her Cutie Mark now, she's legal.
Her and Flim can settle down now and have a big happy family living off the profits from the Cutie Mark blood test they co-invented.

>>30888225
That's not how it works you dumb shitter. That's like saying she got her first period and I can finally fuck her.

>>30888225
I've never thought of this before, but seeing that Flim and Flam have apple cutie marks, I wouldn't be surprised if they were actually distantly-related family. Then again, Applejack has such a grasp over the Apples' lineage, if they were family she'd probably know. Anyway fun little something to think about.

>>30888233
It was good enough for Mohammed, wasn't it?
>not wanting a barely-legal filly waifu to clean the jizz stains out of your robes

>>30888249
A sandnigger who can write fanfiction isn't a valid excuse.

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>>30878096
the OG partyhorses

>>30883922
>both students at celestia's academy
>both bookish ponies that know a lot about magics
>both have an unspecified connection to starswirl the bearded
I can see it, the main problem with this ship of course is starlight glimglams

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>>30889039
pic related

>>30889135
nice

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>>30878096
Twilight x Cheerilee

I've recently really started liking Blueblood x Zecora.

Not really a ship but Twist and Plaid Stripes (the spoon filly from The Saddle Row Review) would make for good friends.

>>30878096
Worst Ship

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>>30880233

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>>30891507
>Rara and Rainbow roleplaying intercourse in the military

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>>30887995
Whoops...

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>>30891518
Military uniforms are my fetish.