What do you think would happen if Equestria's world and

>>30876047
blah blah thinly veiled /pol/ thread

>>30876047
>"Sir. SIR. You seem to have parked your jet ski on my tulips."
"Holy fuck, a talking horse!"
>"My flowers, sir."
"Honey, get the camera!"
>"Sir."
"I'm gonna be youtube famous!"
>"SIR!"
"Boy what are you doing? Don't fuck the horse!"
>"Oh my goodness!"
"Dammit, I didn't raise my son to be a horse loving faggot."

>>30876047
oh hell no
I'd have to hack into every single government, and nuke all the countries.

On the other hand, that map seems pretty interesting, mind telling us more about it?

>>30876047
I don't know and I don't really care but post more maps.

>>30876049
It's /int/, you autist

>>30876047
>Earth and Equestria would muster their forces at the border of where the worlds met
>Earth shitheads would notice medieval levels of weaponry and would go for taking all the land because muh manifest destiny despite the princesses most likely wishing for peaceful negotiations instead
>I'd say that earth weaponry would get fucked by either the princesses' magic or the elements
>Princesses' magic because, whilst they are shown as useless in the show I like to think that's by show standards and simple levitation spells would make all aircrafts, artillery, heavy weaponry and land vehicles completely fucking useless
>Elements of Harmony because we would most likely try to take the land of an otherwise peaceful race for no fucking reason
>If the first one we'd all most likely be imprisoned and put through a screening program to see who could and who couldn't adapt to their society
>If the second one there would probably be some who chose not to fight who wouldn't be affected by the elements and they would maybe be welcomed but probably put under surveillance
>By the end, depending on how we would react, either:
>We would except a world of peace where all our weapons would most likely get dismantled since all the important fights can already be handled
>The minority or majority of humans would be left in stone for being too prideful
>The majority or minority would be exiled to their own corner of the new merged world to kill each other over the little remaining land
or
>Jews would ruin everything with their lies

To be frank I think the biggest problem they'd have to deal with is our religions what with all the wars they've caused, they'd either try to dismantle them or try to teach the extremists of the groups to give them up (ISIS, Westboro, etc. etc.) which probably wouldn't work and that group of people would either be mentally forced to stop or just left to die or kill each other, which ever came first

>>30876167
>Magic over Earth technology
More like, "What's that dot in the sky? Do the humans really think dropping a metal tin on us would do any-"
>Nagasaki'd

>>30876167
>>30876185
OP said fused, most likely most countries are going to have to deal with chunks of Equus showing up in their backyard that could include a lot of standard fantasy shit that generally goes around fucking with people.

>>30876185
>nukes over sun and moon wielding princesses and a purple nerd who could lift a star bear as big as a building when she was a beginner student of Celestia's
I feel like if there are princesses who can lift celestial objects with little effort, they'd be able to notice anything being dropped anywhere from anywhere since they'd be on high alert and probably focus on defence and either magically dismantle the nukes or throw them back at us to see what they do
I don't want to spread the idea that humans would be the ponies bitches, but we'd be dealing with things that basically defy our laws of physics and we'd be pretty screwed with just that
not to mention Discord, even if he'd probably like the war and the chaos as soon as he saw it troubling Fluttershy as much as it probably would with all the death that might occur he'd just take all our weapons just to make her happy then fuck off to his dimension again

>>30876207
We could just you know, work with them I mean if their friendly enough and the world already has too many enemies.

>>30876167
Personally, I'd like to have more faith in humanity and say we try to come into contact peacefully. And about a month afterwords, different countries will get into aggressive negotiations over unclaimed land in Equestria.

>>30876195
this would actually be more fun, rather than fused halfway across the world with each world's country pushed to one half, imagine if each house got a random new neighbouring house from Equestria, some would get Ponies, other Griffons, Minotaurs, Diamond Dogs, Yaks, Dragons, Everfree Forest creatures, etc. etc.
>Worldwiide hijinx ensues
that would be fun

>>30876222
>>30876231
I like to think we'd be smart enough to give up our pride in favour for getting along with alien intelligent life, something we as a people have discussed since the first rocket, but I'm just going through the worst case scenarios with what I wrote, plus I feel like a lot of our problems have come from all our technological advancements and we would introduce those to Equestria and possibly fuck it up too
First question: Would we lose our internet? if it's the planet does it include the satellites we set up or would those be left behind since those aren't ON the planet
Second question: How would we react? All our TV, computers, phones, all our pony porn folders dead and gone

>>30876185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qps-DSB03H8
do you remember what happened in September?

>>30876277
I think it'd be spotty with some infrastructure getting uprooted, but it would be working more or less. There might be satellites up there. The real question is how would Luna handle two moons at once?

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>>30876322
Would Earth's moon start going by Equestrian physics, doubling Luna's workload
or
Would Equestria's moon react to the part of Earth and start submitting to gravity, easing Luna's workload
or
Would they both stay as they are with Luna sometimes forgetting which is which?
Either way it would make for some beautiful nights

>>30876342
I think the third one would be hilarious, with Luna trying to push Earth's moon, until she has a 'wait, I'm just being retarded moment.'

>>30876370
>Luna having a "i'm being retarded" moment on the night of a double full moon
aaaaaaaaah

>>30876047
All missiles on earth would be fired at once when everyone realizes that everything they've known about reality is a lie. Earth becomes a wasteland in 2 hours and every human and pony die. The end.

>>30876342
If we have two moons, does that mean we'd have two suns as well?

We'd be Tatooine during the day and Halkeginia at night.

>>30876207
>I feel like if there are princesses who can lift celestial objects with little effort, they'd be able to notice anything being dropped anywhere from anywhere since they'd be on high alert
Didn't stop bugbutt
Got snared by vines
Invaded and turned to stone by storm king

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>>30876207
Also
>a purple nerd who could lift a star bear as big as a building when she was a beginner student of Celestia's
She and the rest of the mane 6 almost got enslaved until capper showed up.

Apparently most of the creatures in their world hate them and can't use magic

It will turn into sanic world, with mob- I mean ponies and humans living together, marrying and having childrem after one generation of intense race war.

I mean this would be kind of cool, having ruins to explore and that, more so then Earth since it'd have magical artifacts.

>>30876477
Ponies for some reason run into "weak as shit when the plot calls for it" problem.

Like, look at to change a changeling; You throw a bag at a pony, they're helpless. Look at daring done: Dash is a fucking Wonderbolt and national hero who's first impulse on seeing a changeling is to kick its face in, and she basically just cringes and sits there quietly while she's tied up by a couple of mooks.


The mane six are pretty damned weak 90% of the time.

>>30876047
Imperialism 2: Magical bugaloo

>>30876047
probably a cross between a sweat shop and the Nanking Massacre

>>30876342
oh shit, really makes me think about what would happen with everything else. Equestria has basically decided to completely uproot all of the natural order and has to do every part of the seasons changing themselves. Weather is entirely controlled by pegasi too, how would those two types of weather work

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>>30876410
So a human/pone fallout equestria.

>>30876047

>Most breathing lifeforms die due to incompatible atmospheres with toxic amounts of gasses.
Any survivors are killed by foreign microbes and hazardous chemicals, or rapid changes in temperature and air pressure.

>Some plants and insects succumb to foreign contaminants and possible extraterrestrial pathogens

>Oceans become polluted with foreign debris, and possess a new composition, killing most marine life, and sea levels rise tremendously.

>Earth become a molten rock due to suddenly having the mass and material of a country, or entire planet added to its own. With any orbiting bodies, such as the moon or ISS possibly being disrupted heavily.

or something like that

>>30876086
Not OP, but it's from an old fanfic called "Equestria and Beyond" , this map is pretty ancient DESU, like Season 2 fandom ancient.

A few friends and i are still using it as a reference guide for our RP world over the "canon" map that was released a few seasons later.

I've actually spoken with the original author and contributed to the fic with details about that little speck in the middle of the sea east of Equestria called Kingdom of Haven.

>>30876277
It would be pretty fucking funny if our technology worked properly and we would make First Contact with Twilight da preenzess ov frenchips, lead her around to see what a domestic household of a human would be.................ONLY to have her accidentally find over a fucking billion lewd images of her already pre-existing from a world she didn't even knew existed before, OR have known about HER existing at all in the first place.