>have to clean her own ass with paper >gets periods every

>>30872837
Ponies sweat, and she probably feels good not having her huge crotchtits chafe between her legs.

>>30872837
Hands man, hands.

>>30872847
But I'd take having telekinesis over having hands so...it seems like she'd be better off as a unicorn.

>>30872848
Unicorns dont use magic all of the time, so telekinesis probably exhausts them fast

>>30872837
Two words Anon.

Human. Dick.

She love it!

>>30872922
Am Sunset's boyfriend, can confirm.

>>30872842
Horses sweat too.

>>30872978
Not as much though. It would get too sticky with their fur. Ever wondered why Mexicans and Arabs stink like shit? It's because they are hairy and the sweat stank is hard to get rid off.

>>30872837
>be political refugee
>run to another dimension
>its not like home but its not too shitty either
>at least dont have to deal with angry sun goddess
>returning would imply that you do have to face her

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>>30873013
>rejecting a totalitarian regime for a democracy
Truly /ourgirl/

>>30873013
>>30873055
>implying it wasn't Sunset's initiative to gtfo Equestria

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>>30873062
Well she did plan to dethrone Celestia and bring freedom to the peop- ponies.

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>>30873075
>freedom
When would a tyrannical demon dictator with an army of clones ever bring freedom?

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>>30873106
When their name is Sunset shimmer

>>30872837
>has to wear clothes everyday
>Implying /mlp/ never thought ponies wearing clothes were hotter than going naked

It's like you're a newfag with an extra dose of fag OP.

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>>30872837
I don't know, maybe you should've asked this in the shimmer general instead of hastily making slide thread after slide thread on a board that's nothing but PTS bait and generals.

>>30873379
stay in your erp tripfag containment thread

>>30873379
>someone makes a thread discussing something
>"WHY DONT YOU STAY IN YOUR GENERAL?"
This is why we can't have nice things. Because of peeps like you.

>>30872837
why do you keep making these shit threads with your shit character?

>>30872837
>have to clean her own ass with paper
What do ponies use? Fiberglass?

>>30873075
this pic always triggers me. why the fuck is Applebloom a left-handed abomination?

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>>30875179
sigh.......

>>30875402
>simple intestinal peristalsis presented as that
I hope it's satire or some kind of joke. I also hope people are not so gullible as to believe all that. Real horses do get loose stool and runny shits, especially when they're mostly grass-fed, but occasionally even when not. And it does leave residue on the folds of the anus that turns into crusty crud. Ponies aren't horses, thankfully, and they're hopefully self-aware enough to wipe their asses after taking a shit.

>>30872837
Fuck you in the neck with a rake.

>>30875179
pony anuses are self cleaning; its a miracle of engineering how horse assholes work.

>>30872837
She's addicted to shitposting on 4chan

She can't do that in Equestria

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>>30877224
>She's addicted to shitposting on 4chan
And how would you know that, mysterious stranger?

>>30877230
Um, I'm just guessing? They have 4chan there, right? I just imagine that she would be the type to lurk motorcycle threads on /o/, maybe visit /trash/ when nobody is looking...

I mean, that would be why I would stay if I were her. Which I'm not, of course!

That would be impossible. Sunset Shimmer isn't real, Anon.

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>>30877253
Of course she isn't real, that would be ridiculous, plus, there are no girls here, but hey I like motorcycles and /trash/ and I'm not judgmental and think everyone deserves a second chance wanna exchange mails?

>>30877281
That sounds great, but listen. I have this thing that I have to go to with my friends, like right now. They just texted me and it's an emergency, so I can't.

I hear >>>/soc/ is good for that sort of thing though.

Sorry!

>>30872837
>clean her own ass with paper
No, she's a filthy horse immigrant. She never learned to do that properly and smells bad.
>periods every month
She doesn't clean that up either.
>wear clothes every day
Which, if you hadn't noticed, are always the same. She probably never takes them off and pretends they are fur.
>tits flopping around
I know that EQG fans have very active imaginations and poor eyesight but she has insufficient material to generate a single "flop."
>sweating
horses sweat too

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>>30877324
>insufficient material
slow down there buddy

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>>30872999
>>30872837
>>30872842
>>30872978

Horses sweat a white foam. I take it you've never been around a real horse happens all the time at horse shows and horse pulls.

>>30872837
Fun fact, horses are the only other mammal on earth besides humans that use sweat as a primary means of thermoregulation

>>30877351
that doesn't sound right, but I don't have enough knowledge to prove you wrong so I'll accept it

>>30872837
Because in Equestria she's a nobody.

But in Human High School USA she rules.

>>30877365
There might be a few other primates that I'm not sure about, but for the most part it's just horses and humans, everything else has some other means of cooling themselves down (pigs roll in mud, dogs pant, etc.)

>>30877335
>posts what appears to be a nearly flat board
>using a protractor the angle measured from her upper chest to abdomen is greater than 120 degrees
Shimmerfags are this delusional

>>30877344
>Horses sweat a white foam
That's retarded. Their sweat glands can't produce air bubbles and mix them in. The foamy sweat is caused by rubbing and chafing, and it's not its normal function at all. In fact it's undesirable since it impacts heat transfer.

>>30877351
Does this mean that zebras don't?

>>30877324
>she has insufficient material to generate a single "flop."
this, my fellow Anons, proves that that Anon has never seen a women naked outside of a porno

>>30877324
>implying Sunset always wears the same clothes
She has more outfits than anyone else in the whole cast.