You know what would be a fun prank? To follow Rainbow Dash around

>>30871574
Geeze, I dunno, Anon. That sounds a lot like bullying.

>>30871574
It would be funny to listen to her shrieks of pain after I rip it off

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>>30871574
>Yank up her tail
>Stick pic related in her butt
>Crack open a beer
>Sit back and watch as she frantically struggles to get it out
>Without magic or fingers it's impossible
>Soon she's just spinning around wildly, shrieking and howling in pain as the burn gets worse and worse
Ponyville is a fun town.

>>30871578
Bullying is just another way to say young love.

>she kicks you in the face.

>>30871726
>>30871726
>it gets stuck in your mouth
>she's now balancing on three hooves and squirming as you run your tongue in circles over her tender frog

>>30871732
I wasn't aware the Wachutu WERE BITERS.

>>30871726
You don't need to sweeten the deal, I'm already hard

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>>30871740
WHITE DEVIL PLS

>>30871574
That's not a funny prank at all.

>>30871574
That's not a fun prank. That's just mean.

>>30871574
A better prank would be to dress up as a superhero, perform courageous acts without revealing your identity, and diverting the attention usually given to her to yourself.

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dash has a nice mane & tail

>>30871574
Lemme guess, the second HILARIOUS part of the prank would involve sticking her tail into a wall plug?

>>30872288
pshh that wouldn't even hurt her.
I bet she takes a lightning bolt a week at least.

>>30872299
>pshh that wouldn't even hurt her.
Anon, we have to talk about your definition of "prank".

>>30871714
I would have just gone with a pair of panties on her backside that she can't get off or a girl bow on her tail, something that is actually funny to everyone that sees, but I guess physical torture is just as good.

>>30871574
>not helicoptering her over your head by her tail

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>>30872303
I think there was an episode about this. It even had Rainbow Dash in it. I don't remember how it ended though, probably with everybody laughing and fade out.

Got admit. Constantly teasing / pranking dash would be fun. At least till she either kills you or gets her friends to give you a "talk"

>>30871714
That does sound like a fun prank. It's a shame there's zero figging stories in this fandom.

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>>30871574
Dash scared to a vacuum cleaner.

>>30871574
Cum inside her and then leave her with a foal. My dad taught me this prank.

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>She lets out a toot every time you yank her tail

>>30872427
that's hot

>>30871714
>You will never convince Rarity that the latest trend in Canterlot is to shove ginger up your ass to stay lively.
>You'll never watch her squirm as she attempts to power through the pain.
>Her friends will never notice
>Rarity will never convince them that figging is the latest fashion
>You will never watch the mane six attempt to go through their average days with ginger in their rears
>You'll never go into hiding for a month when Celestia notices and explains to Twilight that figging isn't and never will be in vogue.

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>>30871574
You know what would be a really fun prank? Lifting her tail up whenever she's in front of a big crowd

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>pretend you're into her
>slowly but surely get closer
>crack her tomboy shell little by little and indulge her girly side
>get her to fall in love with you
>marry her
>impregnate her in the heat of passion
>sneakily mold her into her mom 2.0
>live a long, happy life
>THEN, on your deathbed, finally tell her it was all a prank
>die laughing at her dumbfounded face
The ultimate ruse!

It would be funnier if you followed her around and came inside her over and over as hard as you could.

You guys are all faggots. You do realise this, no?

>>30871714
>>30872687
Why do you faggots like giving me new fetishes? Why can't you just give my boner a break?

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ITT: degenerates containment thread

But if you pulled her tail she'd fart.

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>>30872438
Your dad blew his load inside you and left you with the kid?
Damn, that's heavy.

>>30873193
that only makes me harder

But what if she starts liking it?

>You slowly approach your oblivious prey, step by step
>The second you're in range, your hand shoots forward, grabs her tail, and you YANK
>You expect her to yelp in surprise, shoot you a death-glare and maybe even try to punch you
>But that's payback for messing with your relationship with that cute mare
>Who the fuck does she think she is telling your love interest these things?!
>But this isn't what happens
>Her eyes go wide and her mouth opens up, but instead of the yelp, it's a moan that comes out
>A deep, guttural moan
>You freeze, your fingers still tightly wrapped around the end of her tail as you gaze at the back of her head as she turns around
>She gasps when she sees you
>Then the blush appears
>And you find she has a really hard time keeping her eyes on yours
>"T-that wasn't--Buck you!"
>She slaps your hand away and you let go of it
>And she bolts up, before you can say anything
>You stay there, pondering about this for a minute
>You never expected Dash to moan
>Was it a moan?
>Did she like that?
>You never expected her to sound so... sexy
>...
>Did you just think that Dash is SEXY?!
>EWW GAY!

>>30873730
>A couple days later
>You're on your merry way to the market
>You really want to eat cucumber
>And you spot her
>You didn't see her or hear anything from her friends since the 'incident'
>But you did think about it
>Maybe a lot
>Maybe while you felt lonely, which is whenever you're home and you got nothing else to do
>And maybe you jacked it to the thought of plowing that blue ass while holding her tail to plow harder and harder and--
>You actually find Dash hot
>That doesn't mean you're gay tho, right
>But you've got to talk to her
>Tell her something
>Maybe that you're sorry?
>But you can't do that here
>So you wait
>And you follow
>And you prey on her
>And once you're both finally away from the crowds, you make your way towards her
>She doesn't see you coming, since she has her back turned to you
>Your mouth opens up and you nearly say hello
>But your voice dies in your throat
>Her tail is right there
>You could simply lean down and give it another yank
>You'd hear that again
>That voice
>That moan
>Fuck
>Seeing her starting to turn your instincts take over
>And you lean forward and tightly grab her tail, and give it another yank
>And just as expected, she lets out another moan
>She responds with the exact same motions as the time before
>She looks at you, surprised
>Blushes
>Have a hard time looking you in the eyes
>And you expect her to slap her hand away once again, but she doesn't
>"...m-more...?"


Alternatively, this >>30873094

>>30873730
>what if she starts liking it?

Simple, Skip town and start targeting Gilda.

>>30873779
Even Dash is better than Gilda tho
Even fucking rarara is better than gilda
catbirds are shit

A good prank would be to trick her into thinking she's sleepwalking and always have her wake up next to Fluttershy's brother or Lightning Dust or even her parents.

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Applejack already does this.

I should go through the series and cap every time Applejack has yanked Dash's tail.

>>30871574
If you're going to ride her ass, then pull her tail!

>>30872422
I remember reading a story where anon was a rich doctor and buys applebloom and eventually the other CMC as slaves that had a figging part. Can't find it though.

I want to tie Rainbow's tail to something without her knowing and then when she tries to fly away her skeleton would pop out of her mouth and leave an empty skin behind.

Now that's a prank.

I want to put my boogers in her nose.

>>30874391
Hmmmmmm
>Applejack already does this
>it confuses and starts to lay the ground work for a new fetish that rainbow dash doesn't want

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Applejack treats Dash's tail as if it's her property.

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I want to grab her by the back of her legs and wheel barrel her while she protests and and struggles to keep pace while being completely helpless to stop it.

>>30875755
Epirsode?
I don't remember them ever playing cards.

>>30875796
Make New Friends But Cuck Discord.

>>30871574
I don't want to get fucking kicked in the face. Besides, I respect her too much to do that.

I want to sniff RD's farts

>>30875755
Dash IS Applejack's property.

And Dash loves it.

>>30871714
Now I wanna try shoving ginger root up my ass, it's been through a lot I doubt some plant will take it down.

>>30871574
>Yank dashes tail just as she s about to take off with full force
>Not only her tail but her whole spine comes off with the yeank
>The body flies away to a distant city with the initial force
>Item got: +8 Mace of Swiftness

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>>30876261
>>30877649
Two kinds of poster on /mlp/

>>30877751
Go for it.
Just be sure to cut a flange into the ginger root so it stays in place (doesn't fall out) but doesn't get stuck in your butt.

>>30871714
"A-are you sure, Anon? This seems a little strange.."
>Anon's grin widened as Rainbow continued to shuffle nervously.
"Of course I'm sure! Figging is all the rage in Canterlot. Even Applejack is doing it, you wouldn't want to fall behind her, would you?"
>Rainbow's nervous look fell away immediately at the thought of her rival.
"Well, if she can do it, so can I!"
>Anon desperately tried to contain his giggles as Rainbow Dash presented her rear end, completely unaware of his intentions.
>Convincing her had been easier than Anon had ever thought possible.
>Celestia, she was simply gullible.
>Anon wondered if every pony was this gullible and trusting.
>It would certainty help perpetuate his ruse.
"Alright, here it goes."
>Rainbow's ears flattened at Anon's announcement, but she didn't shift her stance.
>Her tail flicked out of his way and her body was stock-still
>Waiting and dreading and anticipating.
>Anon pulled the chunk of ginger, ground down into the rough approximation of a dildo, and pressed it to Rainbow's ring.
>She shuddered, whining softly as Anon sodomized her.
>Within moments Anon was wiping his hands off and taking a step back to admire his work
>Already Rainbow was fidgeting, both the uncomfortably of the foreign object in her posterior, and the burning sensation of ginger were getting to her.
>Anon snickered; his grin widened noticeably.
>Within minutes Rainbow was trying desperately to not seem as if the burning ginger root was hurting her.
>Anon knew different, though.
"What's wrong RD? Surely you couldn't be bested by a plant, right? I mean, Applejack hasn't been.."
>Rainbow's discomfort was hidden, and a brave facade was put up in it's place.
>She grit her teeth and bared them in an attempted grin.
>With a wide, uncomfortable gait Rainbow waddled into town.
>Once she was gone, Anon exploded into laughter.

>>30877987
>>Anon wondered if every pony was this gullible and trusting.
Ginger ALL the ponies.

>>30878023
>Ginger ALL the ponies
huehuehue

>Rarity was practically hopping in glee
>Anon had just told her of an up-and-coming fashion trend, that's already all the rage in Canterlot's High Society!
>She could practically kiss him!
>She wouldn't, of course, Anon was simply to far below her league.
>At any rate, she was extremely happy. Anon hadn't specified what the fashion trend was, but he did say he knew of the next greatest one.
>After all, Anon wouldn't lie, right?
>Rarity settled on her couch, a hopeful and slightly manic grin spreading her face.
>His directions to simply wait and see- and that he needed all of her ginger root, for some reason- kept her giddy and anxious.
>Anon finally returned, an equally large smile on his face- his right hand was twisted behind his back, obviously holding something from her view.
>Her neck tried to crane around the man, as futile as it was.
"Here it is!"
>Anon thrust the hand holding the mysterious item behind his back forward for her inspection.
>With a gleam in her eye, Rarity eagerly drank in the sight of...
>Well, Rarity didn't exactly know. About six inches long, made completely ginger that was carved into a cylinder, with a flat base at the bottom.
"Excuse me dear... What is it?"
>Anon looked almost ashamed of her.
"Really Rarity? I thought You of all ponies would know what this is, you are such a great fashion designer, right?"
>Rarity's chest puffed out and she nodded.
"The best in all of Equestria. It's just... I've never seen anything like it."
>Anon shrugged.
"It's all the rage in Neighponese markets. Canterlot got hold of them and now everyone has one. All the best dressed do, at the very least."
>Rarity's hesitance at the object evaporated at the thought.
>Her? NOT the best dressed and most fashion-forward mare in all of Equestria?!
>Perish the thought.
"So, how do I put it on?"
>Anon's grin doubled.
"I'll put it on for you. It's a man's job to put jewelry on the mare- especially one as pretty as you- no?"

>>30878568
"So, what do you need me to do?"
>Anon nearly started cackling maniacally.
>The ponies of Equestria, or at least Rainbow Dash and Rarity, were just as gullible as he suspected.
"First, bend over and lift your tail."
>Rarity hesitated, an odd look on her face.
"I guess it's a little weird, huh? Anything for fashion, though, right Rarity?"
>Rarity's confidence boosted, she did as commanded by Anon.
>She pressed her face into the couch's soft, velvet upholstery, raising her rump in the air and flicking her tail out of the way.
>Anon's grin would have doubled if it were possible.
>This was simply too perfect.
>He set the blunted tip at her rear most entrance- enjoying the way she shuddered at the contact- and started pushing it in.
>Rarity was extraordinarily tight, and Anon was certain this was her first time taking anything up the ass.
>It made him internally chuckle.
>Doing this to an anal virgin? Simply icing on the cake.
>With a final grunt of effort on both their parts, Anon stepped back.
>Rarity was already flush, sweaty and blushing at the feeling of the foreign invader.
>within seconds, Anon knew, she'd start to feel a burning sensation
>Within minutes, it would be unbearable.
"Well? How do you feel knowing you're in on one of the newest fashion crazes in all of Equestria?"
>Rarity whimpered.
"A little... Awkward, dear. Will that go away with time?"
>Anon chuckled quietly, thankfully Rarity hadn't heard him.
"Err... Yeah. It'll go away with time. Remember, you have to use ginger root. Anything else and it'd look gaudy and disgusting."
>Rarity nodded her head.
>Anon chuckled again
>Life was, as they say, good.

>>30871726
She's a little small to kick you in the face.

She could probably kick you in the nuts, though.