How can she continue to live in the EqG world when she's

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>>30869956
By taking even bigger and fatter ones

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if she can't take candy cock with her, she'll make it

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>>30869956
:thinking:

>>30869956
>Not staying in your containment
So you guys are really going to try and give the poochieniggers a run for their money huh?
Going to see who're the bigger group of autistic faggots?

Heh, that's super.

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>>30869987

>>30870024
Haha, now I KNOW you haven't been here long enough to remember the shimmering, kiddo.

>>30869987
>he says
>while he's autistic enough to click on every eqg threads he sees to post the exact same shit
not sure what to tell you dude

>>30869961
>>30869966
These are the answers
And she can also get a real boyfriend for the emotional shit, and fuck the horse while she sucks on his dick

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>>30870112
>and fuck the horse while she sucks on his dick
Didn't we have a green of that, or maybe it was rarity, fuck I wish I saved it.

>>30870130
I wish you did because I'd love to read that
There's also this, just not about Anon
https://fimfetch.net/story/85242/lyra-quit-horsing-around

>>30870149
Yeah it was either Sunset or Rarity asking Anon if he would help her get fucked by a horse and then he joined in iirc, it was a short green but it was nice.

>>30869956
rape.

>>30869956
>implying she isn't pure :^)

>>30870112
>And she can also get a real boyfriend for the emotional shit, and fuck the horse while she sucks on his dick
idk about you guys, but I'd join in on the fun with her AND the horse

>>30870183
She's not, she used to date Flash.

>>30869966

>She's good enough to ride side saddle
This waifu is certainly for life.

>>30870183
She statutorily raped Flash Sentry.

>>30871282

>implying that female statutory rape of males is taken seriously

>>30871302
Why do you think it took so long for Flash to dump Sunset? After what she did to him, he was alone with his shame. It took a long time to build up the courage for him to break it off with his abusive rapist and stand up to her.

How can she continue to live in the EqG world when it is so boring?

>>30871369
she's a big fish in a tiny pond there; back in equestria everyone has magic and the mane six are bigshot heroes and twilight's a princess and towers above her accomplishments. Even fucking STARLIGHT showed her up like she was an incompetent noob 5 seconds after coming into the human world.

In the human world she's "Special". Its more comforting to stay where she can keep keep her self esteem high.

>>30871369
>can rape stallions every night, using her every holes, and they can't get her arrested
>boring
what did he mean by this

>>30871369
It's boring because you're human, dumbfuck
She's a pony
Equestria is certainly as boring to her as horsepeopleland is to you

>>30871369
She's hoping she can meet undercover agent Ace

>>30871418
Oh no the EQG world is especially boring.

Like even Sonic X's normal human world is far more fantastical than the EQG world.

>>30871437
But we didn't see shit from their world
>oh no, they have schools! schools are boring
>and prom balls! BORING
>and cars and bikes! SO BORING
What else?

>>30869956

Because in the EqG world, she doesn't have to go through a massive hormonal heat stage on a yearly basis that turns her into a horny slut.

The human stallions being the needy horny fuckers was one of the first power trips Sunset Shimmer had crossing the portal

>>30871450
Why do the films constantly rely on the presence of magic for high stakes conflicts?

>>30871336

>implying he didn't want it
>implying Sunset isn't younger than Twilight and that much more brilliant to be accepted as a student at the age of three
>implying she wasn't just a thirteen year old when she met Flash, and thus he's committing >rape

>>30871464
Because the show is about magical horsegirls?
What else would you want?
Them fighting politicians?
Stopping robberies?

>>30871464

"Why does the pony show constantly rely on magic for high stakes conflicts?"

>>30871479
What about a plot about them rescuing enslaved aliens from an evil amusement park?

>>30871482
Magic is a major part of their world.

>>30871520
>enslaved aliens
Am I being memed?

>>30871527
Or they can fight an AI that's brainwashing students at Canterlot High.

>>30871520
>Magic is a major part of their world.
its a central tenent of the equestria girls universe too; its been central to everything since the first movie.

>>30871535
Yeah, but it a natural, integrated part of their world. It isn't something anyone knows how to use.

>>30871534
Because that shit has no place in the show, silly
The show is about those 7 magical highschool girls having horsepowers and fighting evil shit that comes from horseland
Why would it be about an AI brainwashing students?
Where would it come from?
And how would this be better than some evil entity coming from Equestria doing exactly that?

Do you also find batman boring for fighting the joker and whatnot while they could make him fight talking fishes invading the white houses?
Or make him fight a bunch of magical girls with animal ears coming from another dimension?

>>30871575
"And how would this be better than some evil entity coming from Equestria doing exactly that?
"
It would develop the EQG world rather than essentially saying that this world is only interesting when it is like Equestria.

>>30871583
"Fucking hell, madoka should have had them fighting giant robots and shit instead of being about witches. Not EVERYTHING should be about magic!"

>>30871575
The Joker comes up with all sorts of insane schemes that would be seen as unrealistic in the EQG world.

Hell at least half of Batman's rogues gallery would be out of place in EQG.

>>30871583
And again, I'll tell you that it's boring because you're human and you find the little shit we saw in the show boring because you're used to it
We didn't see shit

I mean, I know you're just shitposting, we've had this discussion at least three times these last few months
EQG isn't for you

>>30871588
Madoka actually has an overarching plot though.

>>30871583
>Equestria.
"Equestria girls"
Equestria is in the FUCKING NAME OF THE SERIES. its the entire point of the show is that its about equestria intruding into their world.

This is like asking for transformers to not have transformers.

>>30871603
Yeah and they can use Equestria's magic to fight these crazy monsters.

>>30871603
But why wouldn't optimus and starscream fight tyranids and shit, Anon?!
Wouldn't it be LESS BORING?
Why always make it about robots fighting robots, shit

>>30871599
So wouldn't that mean that the more sciency based villains I'm suggesting for the series would be more boring because they come from the human world?

>>30871614
Transformers has an overarching plot though.

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>>30871614

>>30871621
Yes, and they'd make no sense, because the human world is boring if not for the magical ponies
They'd feel completely out of place
They could've made this kind of shit from the get go, maybe
Not sure if it would've been better tho

>>30871634
They could make the human world more interesting, there isn't anything stopping the writers from introducing something interesting from the human world.

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>>30871638
And it'd make no sense because we're here for the horse magic
Here, I'll even recreate words for words the first thread that'd appear on /mlp/ if that shit happened in the next movie

"What the fuck?! Where are my magical ponies? What the fuck was the point in adding crazy scientists in there?"
And then a wave of 'HASDRONES WILL DEFEND THIS' and other 'wtf I love eqg now'

>>30871655
Well yeah you'd see it from our mane cast. I don't get the problem.

The EqG world is so mundane.

>>30871575
>7 magical highschool girls having horsepowers
I legitimately read horsepowers as horsepussies

>>30871718
Well, them getting horsepussies when they transform has always been my headcanon
And it should be yours too

>>30869956
12 seconds

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>>30871718
>>30871724
https://derpibooru.org/1222166?
https://derpibooru.org/1245611?

>>30871869
>marecunt on human (18)
it hurts
Every time

>>30869956
The even bigger cocks on real horses.

>>30871302
Nobody takes it seriously but it still happened.

>>30871575
>Do you also find batman boring for fighting the joker and whatnot while they could make him fight talking fishes invading the white houses?
Overuse of the joker is a criticism commonly leveled at batman comics.
And that would be awesome especially if he teamed up with aquaman for it.

>>30871655
Just stop replying to barbiefag, he's been doing the "eqg is so mundane" shtick for a while now
>>30871718
My man

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>>30869956
What if she was a virgin when she left Equestria and her first experience was with a human?

>>30870149
>fimfetch
holy shit how have I not found out about this sooner?

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>>30869956
>implying Sunset is some slut

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>>30873115
It's the only way to find this masterpiece anymore:
fimfetch.net/story/88780/pinkie-pie-sucks-a-hundred-dicks/

>>30873150
God bless you anon.

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>>30873150
Just fuck darf
fuck him
I don't need him
THe fandom doesn't need him
:'(

>>30871655
People would probably laugh since it meant the EQG world was finally becoming interesting.

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29089044/#29089044