Riddle me this /mlp/. What is green, a little bit mean and ultimately

GAK GAK GAK

>>30865893
my favourite meme

>>30865891
>rape

>>30865891
Me.

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>>30865891

>>30865891
Your mom.

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>>30865904
Congratulations anon, you cracked the case but for now we must carry on with haste.
I'm said to be pure yet always covered in dirt. I left behind a legacy, or more accurately three. What am I?

nicks?

>>30865961
Three virgins

>>30865961
Apple mum.

>>30865961
Elvis Presley.

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>>30865961
Rarity

>>30865961
Your mom.

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>>30866018
Correct!
I can't be bothered anymore, someone highjack this and ruin it pls

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Alright, good adventurers, search deep inside yourselves for the answer to this:
I gush but not with water. I wink but cannot see. I am used in heat but do not chill. What am I?

>>30866125
bagina:DDD

>>30866125
Horsepussy

>>30866125
A mare in heat.

I have no clue why, but after playing the question game, watching this feels wrong.

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>>30866132
>>30866134
>>30866135
Got me, lads
A bit too obvious, perhaps

Sphinx-y fan art when?

>>30866179
Given how dead this fandom is. I really wouldn't expect much.

>>30866179
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/7/1505190.jpeg

Someone should make a plushie of this.

>>30866203
>anthro
Already shit

>>30866203
>posting the one anthroshit fanart
Fuck you.

>>30866235
Still better than EqG.

>>30866242
Really, it's not.

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>>30866203

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>>30866242
>this is what furfags tell themselves

>>30866233
And make her 3ft tall

>>30865891
I wan to put my dick inside you.

>>30866253
>this is what newfags actually believe

>>30866284
>defending anthro

You shouldn't be allowed here.

>>30866089
>someone highjack this and ruin it pls
OP sure called it

>>30865891
Anonfilly or Pepe!

>>30866203
Why do people on the internet jerk off to women with animal heads?

>>30865891
What was the answer to the riddle? I can't understand what Somnambula is saying. Is it "light"?

>>30866762
Hope

>>30866767
Thank you.

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>>30866296
You seem to be under the delusion that your kind was ever welcomed here, this is untrue.

>>30866254
>Not life-size

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Perhaps this riddle will finally confound you clever anons.

I can be felt, but never seen. I am envied, but I can't be stolen. Many fall into me, but few will ever find me. What am I?

>>30867896
My dick fucking your pussy?

anyone got a link to this episode?

>>30866502
The egyptians did, and the Sphinx is egyptian so...

>>30867896
time?

>>30867896
love

>>30867896
love

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>>30867940
>>30867944

Correct! I guess you're smarter than you look.

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>>30865891
Here's a question
What is yellow and pink and has grey all over her once a week.

>>30867968
D-Delet

>>30867968
you trying to piss off flutterfags anon?

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Riddle me this:

We're five little items of an everyday sort; you'll find us all in 'a tennis court'.

>>30865891
that's easy, Anon

>>30869982
vowels. The quotes around the actual phrase made it obvious

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>>30867968
/D I S C O R D E D/

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>>30867968

>>30865891
Was there a new trailer or something?

>>30870039
The episode was leaked.

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>>30870039
No, there was a new episode.

>>30870044
Oh shit
That leads to a conundrum, watch it now and get the least spoilers possible, or wait until next week so I don't have to go two weeks without an episode

I think I like the MLP sphinx more than a regular sphinx.

Obviously they can't use a human head, and instead of going for an ape like they did for Tirek it's a Pony head. So it's basically a horse, a lion and a bird all in one. And I dunno, I just think it looks better with a Pony head than a human one.

No human mammalries though sadly.

>>30866790
Anthroshit is garbage, rules be damned. I can understand stylized anthro in this theme under the proper context, though, since ancient Egyptians had hard-ons for anthro.

>>30867896
G-spot

>>30870060
Episode is shit tier. Not really worth it to hype for it for entire week. Just watch it an be done with it.

>>30870060
It's a Daring Do episode and there's a Sphinx in it.
There ya go, that's literally all you can even get spoiled on anyways.

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>>30865891
The world I live in is very blue.
I am a friend of many, but known by few.
If told my name, you'd answer "Who?"
What am I?


Free hint: (You)

>>30870060
There is nothing else to spoilt because nothing is happening and everyone act retarded. And you probably guessed right if you thought that Daring Do will not retire in the end.

>>30870060
Watch it, it's really fun and you'll be like Pinkie in it.

>>30870093
Anonymous

>>30870093
The Doctor

>>30865891
I would give her the wrong answer just so she would eat me.

>>30870170
>not wanting her to use you as a buttplug

>>30870170
And if she decides to chew instead of swallowing you hole?

>>30870170
>not passing the Dragon Seal Trial so you can lay Princess Ember
beta.

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You know all about me, but I don't know you.
You have one more than me, but I have everything you want. What am I?

>>30870223
My waifu. :'(

>>30870078
You're right, that was a really meh-tier episode.

Fuck, now I have to wait two weeks until a new episode, on the bright side, Zecora is finally getting another episode

>>30870223
We surrender, mighty Sphinx. You have outwitted us all at last.

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>>30870293
Not today, vorefag. >>30870240 got it in one.

>>30870410

>>30870240 was me.

...Did I mention you're my waifu?

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>>30870425
Awwww~
Noone gives a shit

>>30870439
>b-baka!

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Try this one on for size, /mlp/.

Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?

>>30870595
A match.

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>>30870629
Very good, but will you get this one?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every race?

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>>30870652
Dark Energy

suck my dick

>>30870652
Zero?

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>>30870663
>>30870666
Nice try, Anons, but no to both! Looks like you're finally stumped.

>>30870652
Death

>>30870184
pretty sure the end result is the same, sweet release of death

>>30870652
e

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>>30870706
Right again, Anon. You're cheating!

>>30870711
Riddle me this, Sphynx;
It numbs the pain down deep inside,
This nothingness is it's own ride.
The journey brings out what you hide,
The monster you - a genocide.
What am I?

>>30870652
The letter E.

>>30870739
Lyrics by Linkin Park?

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Here's one that should keep you guessing.

I'm completely wet, but cannot be drunk.
I'm forever admired by one kind of punk.

What am I?

>>30870876
steam?

Riddle me this, Sphinx.

I cost nothing, yet can bring riches.
I can never be taken away, but I can be stolen.

What am I?

>>30870876
>I'm forever admired by one kind of punk
Nigga, that makes the answer so fucking obvious you'd have to be braindead to not get it

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Anyone know where i can watch the new episode?

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>>30870967
Kindly fuck off

>>30870915
Talent.

>>30870652
These ones are kinda week, imo.

>>30870972
but I just wanna watch the new episode :(

>>30866203
I'm not normally an anthro kinda guy. But that's some good shit.

>>30871047
close

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>>30866203
Hmm, it's ok, but a cat is fine, too

>>30871099
Then some other dumb thing, like fame, or an idea.

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>>30871068
>anthro
>good

>>30870876
Your mom.

>>30870876
...Horsepussy?

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>>30871154
My dick cares not of the context of the photo Anon, all it cares is about is how hot that shit is.

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>>30871165
>all it cares is about is how hot that shit is
So what you're saying is your dick has incredibly shit taste?

>>30871175
Don't get me wrong, it still has standards.
It's primary target is still horsepussy.
Also it's because that sphinx is fucking unf material

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>>30871189
Just remember anon, furfaggotry swiftly leads to shit like microwaving diapers you find in someone elses trashcan and wearing it. It's only a matter of time for you now.

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>>30871198
I'll try to be strong for you Anon.
I'll resist my unholy temptations should they arise.

Maybe attach a incendiary device to it that detonates upon detection of degenerate fap material

>>30871198
>microwaving diapers you find in someone elses trashcan and wearing it.
Secondly, please tell me you're joking.

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>>30871235
Rainfurrest.

>>30871198

>microwaving
>a diaper
>worn by someone else
>who could have any number of diseases
>microwave isn't guaranteed to reach a temperature guaranteed to kill viruses and bacteria
That's some goddamn creativity applied in the wrong direction.
They cost fucking $40 + shipping for twelve of them, just buy them you dumb fucking faggots.

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>>30871240
>Quick google of rainfurrest and diapers
>mfw
Fucking kill me should I reach that point

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>>30871235
You poor innocent individual

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>>30871346
I mean I knew the diaper thing existed, but not to this extent.
>Pamperchu
There go the sides.

>>30871346
Doesn't he have ass cancer now or something? Or was that just wishful thinking.

>>30865891
what the fuck even is she

she seems like a weird sphinx hybrid with cat, lion, pegasus, and pony mixed all together

>>30870967
link sent, check your PM ;^)

>>30871362
He developed cancer, but he recovered because there's no justice in this world

>>30871240
>Furfags have a convention
>Shits so fucking bad that basically every Hotel in the states refuses to ever host again
Jesus, even the worst brony conventions didn't fuck up that bad.

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>>30871346
Just when I had forgotten about this.

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>>30871068

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>>30871620
>Image
Everytime
>mfw

>>30871423
Another thing that we all want to stick our dicks in.

>>30867968
>only once a week
Anon, I...

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>>30871198
>>30871235
>>30871240
Ah, you talking about...


The Failure of Rainfurrest!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

>>30870093
The Doctor

>>30866203
At least it's good anthro.
Kind of.

>>30870093
Heisenberg

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Why are the Sphinx's teeth so yellow? It's fucking gross.

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>>30865891
I love this Sphinx so much.

>>30871360
How new are you? He and some of his friends that live in the same house as him has literally posted on this board. Been following his youtube for 5 years. It's like watching some bizarre horror clips.

>>30874712
somebody make a dick edit of this

>>30874873
I'm just as much a NEET like you are, but I met up with an old classmate of mine and filled her womb up. I'm evolving so i can laugh at you.

>>30874873
>>30875169
You aren't me you cock.

To answer the previous anon's question, I've been here for about a couple years. But have been on and off for the past year with life getting in the way.

>>30874712
the sphinx is such a cutie. i like how she moved the ponies so easy like cat toys.

>>30874712
>>30875275
Such a great design. She has to make another appearence, it'd be a waste otherwise.

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>>30867968
delet this funny man

>>30870967
drive.google.com/file/d/0BzhwwgO7uHKORFhDLWYwWU1DVDQ/preview

>>30870739
Life

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>>30870739

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Anyone got some more wallpaper quality shots?