>"The hive used to be better when Queen Chrysalis was

>>30862369
>>"Not to mention the weird-ass green ape that's in the love honey storage that just eats it all day while giggling like a retard."
hue

>>30862369
analogy: /mlp/ pointing out to the fandom for eating all the shit Hasbro puts out without complaining

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>>30862369
ok pharynx.

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>>30862461
Reminder that:

>You are a piece of shit whose attempts to intrude on an individual's personal reality as an authority on subjective matters without having the insight to warrant it are merely for your own ego gratification. What's so appalling is that some idiots are dumb enough to allow it.
>You're a hypocrite whose contribution spurs metadiscussion and shitposting but condemns both. Likely, you reconcile this with some otherwise untenable delusions about providing a necessary service but only for your desperation for gratification.
>You're a fucking loser who has never had sex with a woman
>You know nothing of taste, ignorance evinced by you even posting in this board in the first place, preferring repetitive anodyne discussion bordering on masturbation over occasional insight and depth. Those posturing gits are as desperate and fragile as you.

It's fucking galling when you think yourself able to comprehend and appraise your superior.

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>>30862469
you really liked that anons essay didn't you, gen?

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>>30862476
I’ll keep posting this until you leave

>Anon used to be cheeselegs favorite meal
>She took great care of him
>And he loved her
>More, and more
>For the first time in his life, he was happy
>Glimmy appeared
>Fucked everything up
>Chryssi had to run, and leave Anon behind
>Now, Anon has to drown his sorrow with love honey, concentrated, sweet nearly saccharine love
>The only thing that comes close to her

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>>30862484
well you better save that shit to notes.

>>30862469
tl;dr

>>30862500
Ur a smelly poopsie.

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>>30862497
Not like I care

>>30862500
Fuck you

>>30862491
>It's nothing like Netflix and Chill.

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>>30862491
I'd read it. Anon letting Pharynx in on everything and them scheming to either get Chrysalis back in power or to go to Chrysalis and start anew instead.

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>>30862516
of course you don't.
>>30862500
basically "you're a faggot, you aren't smart, you're wrong, and i'm smarter than you."

>>30862527
>start anew
And preferably with Anon's babies
Lots of them

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>>30862530

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>>30862537
Oh most definitely.

>>30862491
>King Thorax does try and help him out.
>But Anon uses the honey to numb the pain.
>If Anon is removed from the honey from a significant period of time, he becomes super depressed.
>It didn't help the hive's perception of Anon when he tried to suck the honey out of a changeling so he wouldn't feel anymore pain.

>>30862549
FUG THE BUG.

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>>30862628
COMMENCE FUGGING

>>30862491
>>30862537
>>30862573
>She comes back years later with an army of humanlings
>Turns out she can store sperm for later uses like some spiders can
>"Go, my brood, take back what's mine!"
>Hiss and screams fill the air as their hooves hit the ground
>Pussylings don't know what to do, of course, and pharynx is soon overwhelmed
>But the moment the kids see Anon, that just comes out of the toilet, they drop everything they were doing and scream 'DADDY'
"What--"
>"No wait, don't stop now!"
>Turns out the kids aren't as smart as their mom

>>30862678
>>But the moment the kids see Anon, that just comes out of the toilet, they drop everything they were doing and scream 'DADDY'
>"What--"
>>"No wait, don't stop now!"
That's adorable.

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>>30862469
>falling for the bait

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>>30862491
>>30862527
>>30862537
>>30862549
MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>30862491
>Chryssi had to run, and leave Anon behind
>"Well anon, time to leave them all behind"
"Barring the terrible reference, does that mean that I get to go with you ?"
>"Lol nope"
>And then they died. The end.

>>30862678
>Anon slowly gets buried under a pile of his half-breed children
>Feels good
>Chrysalis just stands there, frustrated and slightly embarrassed that her grand plan was brought to it's knees through her own children's excitement of seeing the man she spoke of so fondly all those nights
>Awkwardly makes her way over to Anon and slips into the centre of the pile to snuggle her walking talking love machine
>Feel even better

>>30862537
Trust me, unless you're a vorefag you don't want that. Most female insects eat their mates after the deed is done.

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PharaNyx

>>30867012
I don't hate this. Am I supposed to?

>>30867001
Good thing THEY'RE NOT FUCKING INSECTS.

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>>30865213
>entire invasion thwarted because all the changelings wanted to cuddle with dad
>even queenmom

hello

>>30867012
What

WHY ARE YOU SO DEAD

STOP THAT

STOP THAT FUCKING SHIT

its the end

>>30867538
>>30865213
>>30862678
>a constant buzz can be heard from the pile.
>they're all just trying to talk to daddy all at the same time about their day.

>>30872110
daww

>>30872110
I am now filled with the warm fuzziness for anon. Chesseleg and kids are best pony.

>>30862433
Hive: mlp
Queen Chrysalis: Faust
Fruits: New writers.
Arts and crafts: Bad writing.
Weird ass green ape: The fandom.

>>30872110
>>30872157
>tfw no cheeseleg waifu and bug children

FUG