>you could have two nerdy girls if you'd just get over

>>30858225
TIMBERED
FLASHED

>>30858225
>Flash for one
>Timber for the other
>Shimsham for both
You're triple cucked lad, you wouldn't get either of them.

>>30858225
but humans, and equestria girls humans, are ugly

>>30858247
But you found a LITERAL horseface attractive. You can do it, Anon, just try.

>>30858225
The only girls i find attractive are skeletons with romanian accents.

Granted ill fuck anything, but i only date skiny eastern Europeans.

>>30859645
>You can enjoy fire ants biting your scrotum, just try

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>>30859667
Are they at least attractive ants?

I want real twiggy to dominate me and scitwi into submission

>"Ohhh, is my big stallion ready to blow his load?"
"Y-yeah,"
>You groan as you hilt inside of the bespectacled girl standing on her four in front of you
>And she can only moan in response, the pair of panties stuck in between her teeth muffling any sounds coming out of her throat
>"I can feel it, mmh~,"
>Her warm breath against the back of your neck sends a shiver down your spine, all the way to your dick and it throbs in response, while she keeps running her hands over your chest and thighs
>Her hips follow yours as you pull back, and even helps you ramming it back inside
>You groan again, but not only because of the walls constricting around your shaft, but also because of the fingers of your queen wrapping themselves around your balls
>"They're so full of life~,"
>Her voice is like honey dripping through your ears
>Another thrust, another groan, another squeeze from her fingers
>"Do you want to come?"
"Yes! Please,"
>You beg
>Whine
>The way you know she loves
"I love you so much,"
>You blurt out
>"Aw~, is my stallion going all cheesy on me?"
>You don't answer
>You don't know what to say
>Or rather, your mind is completely overwhelmed by everything happening to you at once
>"But you can't only have eyes for me, you know,"
>Your eyes go wide when you realize your fuck up
"No, I meant-Ngh, I meant the both of you, I love you both so fucking much,"
>Your queen hums in approval
>"Did you hear that, slut?"
>She ends her sentence with a harsh slap on one of the cheeks in front of you
>And the victim squeals around the piece of cloth
>But the way her walls tightens around you tells you she loved it
>"He loves you! Aren't you glad that people like us love a little slut like you?"
>"Mmph!"
>She nods, then cranes her head back as you hilt once again, and lets out a moan far louder than the earlier ones
>Fuck

>>30860131
"Please, my queen, I can't take it anymore,"
>"Mmmh~, how about I let you come inside today?"
"W-wha, no, no condom--"
>"Who cares?"
>A big part of you don't
>A big part of you is actually screaming at you to simply let go
"But, Twilight, what if--"
>"You love her, right?"
"Of course I do--ngh!"
>"What about you, slut? Do you love him?"
>She gives her cheek another slap, lighter this time
>And she simply nods
>"Sorry, I couldn't hear that, I asked you if you wanted to bear his children,"
>Another slap
>Way louder
>More nods, followed by more suppressed moans
>Fuck
>"See? She wants you to come inside of her,"
>You can feel every ounces of resistance left in you shatter more and more with every words coming out of her lips
>"She wants to feel your cock spurt and throb inside of her,"
>You can't take it anymore
>In one last effort, you try and pull out
>But she doesn't let you get far and instead forces you back in
>"She wants you to make her a mom, Anon~,"
>And that was too much
>You can only groan and moan and throb and quake and tremble as you feel yourself erupt inside, the muffled sounds coming from her and the hands and lips and entire body of your queen making sure to coax you for your every drops

>>30858225
As I always say, have a threesome.

>>30860258

>>30858225
Why not just bring them to Equestria?

>>30862218
I have the perfect picture to reply to this with but I can't find it...

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>>30860131
>>30860145
very nice need more

>>30862378
Alright, I'll try and cook up a quick comfy/fluffy ending

>>30860145
MORE

>>30858225
Yeah, but you can just pull SciTwi through the mirror with you and Princess Twi, then you'd have two hooved nerds.

>>30858234
Those guys would be easy to cuck though, so not a real obstacle.

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>>30858225
Why're you barbiefags trying so hard as of recent?

It's kind of sad. I mean, here you are on the fucking pony board, and you can't stop posting doug's.

You suck, OP, fuck.

>>30866342
Stay in MLPG with your homo erp and tripfags

I get zero girls.
Because I'm old, fat, and ugly.

>>30866409
Pbbbt faggot
>>30866437
What? An old ugly virgin on 4chan? No way!

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>>30866342

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>not wanting best girl to literally own you

>>30866541
stop posting this

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>>30866541
Sunset could brutally torture me if she wanted to and I wouldn't fight back

>>30866553
But what if she enjoyed you fighting back?

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>>30858225
2 isn't enough
I NEED MORE TWIS

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>>30866559
I probably couldn't even if I wanted to
I'm a total skeleton and enjoy getting beat up by girls too much

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>>30866585
I'm not saying you could overpower her I mean she looks pretty tough she could beat up pretty much any anon here but what if she just enjoys your struggling?

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>>30858225
quality > quantity

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>>30866602
>wings
>quality
pick EXACTLY one

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>>30866599
I guess I could fake it just a little bit
For her

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>>30860131
>>30860145

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>>30866611

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>>30866611
>not liking the wings
haha

>>30867766
Not him but, I'm not really a Twilicorn hater.
Just a Unicorn Twilight Preferer.

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>"We can't have both Twilights in Equestria Girls," they said.
>"It'll confuse the stupid children," they claimed.
>then they go onto not understand the difference themselves on multiple occasions

>>30860145
>You stay that way for a moment
>You don't think you could move anyway
>And you surely as hell don't want to go anyway, your queen making sure to keep you exactly where you are
>The feeling of her thumping heart against your back tells you how much she's enjoying herself
>And the sight, as she lets out eager, appreciative hums as she kneads her double's asscheeks
>"That was so hot,"
>You nod, but groan as she starts pushing Scitwi away, but not enough to free your length
>"Nah-hah, not yet, we gotta make sure-"
>The fingers of her right hand sinks into the flesh and give it one last squeeze, before she pulls away and brings it to the base of your shaft, securing it in her grasp
>"-she takes every... last... drop..."
>You gasp and stifle a groan with every strokes she gives your over sensitive member, her digits following the path of your urethra all the way from the base to the tip
"Fuck..."
>You mutter under your breath, unable to keep it in as your hips buck in response
>"Ohhh, is it too much?"
>It's isn't so much a question as it is a playful jab, and her hips push you forward to accentuate her words, forcing a couple inches of your length back inside the warm opening
>And she giggles as you tremble under her ministrations
>"But it's far from over, I told you earlier that I was going to have fun tonight and this is only the beginning,"
>"But first, I'll need to get you hard again, and I've got just the bitch for that~,"
>She gives Sci's bun one last slap, before she pushes her away
>And your wilting length finally plops free
>"Come on slut, turn around, and stay in that pose,"
>She obliges without even thinking, and your eyes catches hers for a second, before she switches target to look at your queen
>Her mistress
>You can't see it, but you know she's grinning
>"Here, let me help you with that,"
>Her right hand reaches out and grabs her panties before pulling them free from Sci's mouth
>"T-thank you mistress,"
>"Don't thank me yet,"

>>30869131
>She throws the pair of panties away before taking hold of your pride once again
>"But you can clean this and get him hard,"
>Her eyes glance down, and she gulps when she notices that your length is still coated in your respective juices
>But they instantly come back up, to yours, then to hers, as she nods
>"Yes mistress,"
>You barely have the time to open your mouth to interject that her tongue is already working its way up your length
"Ah-shit, please, just five minu--ngh!"
>You groan again as she swallows your half mast
>"Anon, are you telling me that my stallion can't even handle this much?"
>Fuck
>"We'll take a break if you really need to but..."
>Sci's lips travel up your shaft and finally lets go of your crown as she raises a hand to keep your shaft pointed up as she starts lapping at your balls, making sure everything's as clean as her mistress wants it to be
>"I'm afraid your queen would be disappointed in you if you did..."
>You heart nearly drops as she says that
>So you cope with it, steeling yourself as you see Sci's lips slowly coming back up your shaft to engulf it once more
>And you clench your fists, doing your best to stifle the groan trying to break free
>"Yes, that's it, I'm so proud of you~"

>>30858225
Pony Twi is barely decent and Scitwi needs to be killed off

>>30869139
Please continue.

>>30869227
I'm on it
no idea where I'm going with it but I'm on it

>>30869152
Why doesn't someone kill you off?

>>30858235
You haven't seen my gains brah.

>>30858247
>Equestria Girls are ugly because they have huge eyes on huge heads that their necks couldn't support, have relatively tiny bodies and way out of proportion limbs, on top of being really ugly colored.
>Now excuse me while I go watch pretty ponies with huge eyes on huge heads that their necks couldn't support who also have tiny bodies and out of proportion limbs and who are the exact same color as the Equestria Girls

>>30869792
Mares are pure, enjoy your doug thots

>>30869804
hi lee not an argument btw

>>30869804
Yeah, they're so pure that the only pony in the group who hasn't been plowed so far is Pinkie.

>>30869854
a classic bait post

>>30869832
>i'm so autistic everyone who disagrees with me is barneyfag
make the most of this 3 day weekend, huh?
you don't wanna go back to school with a negative attitude.

>>30869937
You post this every time you get called out lee, accept it, you are exactly like him.

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>>30869131
>>30869139
noice

>>30869943
Because kids like you that've likely only been here for a year at most empower the real barneyfag by calling everyone you hate him.

>>30869854
Rarity has not fucked anybody yet.
Wait for the movie.

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>>30869981
>the "real" barneyfag
sure thing Lee, the """other""" barneyfag.

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>>30868514
Even the official site doesn't list Sci-Twi but it has important characters such as photo finish REEEEEE

>>30869978
Gonna need a sauce on that good buddy

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>>30858225

>you could be fucking Sunset Shimmer in the ass right now if you got over your no hooves

>>30869232
Hopefully filling up both Twilights with your children

>>30869804
BarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarbieDougBarneyDougBarbieDoug

>>30858225

>you can't have both of them, then visit one side of the portal together if you want the horsepussy and herd, back to the other for hawt nerd threesomes

Twice the Twaifu, twice the dimensions, four times the fun.

>>30869139
Can't finish it today and thread will certainly 404, so here's the bin
https://pastebin.com/wJaaWFAT
I'll post it again in /ntt/ when I finish it

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>>30858225
>two
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30866437
Cucked forever by your failure to go outside, exercise, and meet people.
You deserve to die alone, and you have only yourself to blame.

>>30871119
derpibooru.org/1024020

>Their scent, of sweat and the smell of old books, tickled your nose.
>They lay next to you, one's hair in disarray, and the other's still clinging desperately in a bun that was only half there.
>Both spent, as were you, from a night of passion.
>Your arms were under them, pulling their flushed and sweaty bodies closer to your own.
>It was with a soft whine of protest- their bodies were still sore.
>The stiffness; battering that they took
>That all of you took
>You brought them in close, drowning in their touch; their scent, the feel of their skin on yours, that overwhelming lust that still lingered around them
>You breathed it all in with a contented sigh, as they did next to you.
>Twilight on your left, and Princess Twilight on your right.
>As you leaned in to kiss them once more, as your lips traveled ever closer to your destination
>The lips that beckoned you from all angles
>Your eyes closed as your lips were almost touching the Princess'
>And, as you did, as your flesh came in contact in the most intimate of ways
>Your mind jolted awake, breaking the fantasy.

>>30872605
How the fuck is that foalcon?

>>30872858
It's derpi, ignore everything except the pictures man.

>>30872610
Go on...?

>>30872585
They're the same person so that makes it ok!

>>30874064
Would you be ok with your waifu having sex with your mirror self?

>>30874098
Well yeah, I guess I would have to. Chances are I would've fucked my alternate self beforehand though.

>>30874098
But this is a threeway relationship Anon, not just 'being cucked' or whatever you have in your mind
The question should've been, 'would you be okay with spitroasting your waifu with your mirror self?'

In this case, everyone's happy with each other and they all love each other too
This isn't a sandnigger's harem, this isn't about a male owning two female, it's about two females and a male being in love with each other and sharing their intimacy

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>>30874141
I see.

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>>30874098
>>30874125
>>30874141
>>30874157
>the man who was cucked to death by himself

>>30874168
xd ebin
>>>/pol/