Sweetie Belle is under the false impression that you're attracted to her. What do?
>>30844912
Breed her and then dump her
>>30844912
rape.
>>30844912
Tell her that both her and Rarity are worst pony.
>>30844912
>false
>>30844912
tell her that fillies are not for sexual, and you are too busy banging her sister
>>30844912
play her a recording of her voice
>>30844912
>false impression
I masturbate to Sweetie Belle every night.
>>30844991
Tell her that grown mares aren't for sexual and that she's legal in Mexico so vamos de fiesta!
>>30844912
>Ponies are wary of you because you're an alien
>Encounter adorable filly
>have to nope and 360 as you walk away because this would be a setup against you regardless of her intentions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daJZU5plRhs
>>30844931
How can someone be so objectively wrong?
Sperg like an autist and do my best not letting out that she's right, until she catches on and finds out that I do
Then do absolutely everything she tells me, and go from there
Then leave a few clues here and there to make her understand that I want her to pin me down and take me and wait
and profit
>>30844912
>false
>>30844912
It's false? I mean I'd rather bang her sister but a Sweetie Belle is fine too.
>>30846164
>all this black bullshit in the comments
I'm white and even I have to fear children.
>>30846164
>typical nigger behavior
>>30846164
holy shit that's gold
>>30846164
I feel like this could seriously happen, seeing how xenophobic ponies can be. Maybe one (or some) of the foals can reach out and rectify this?
>rape
>>30846164
Daily reminder that niggers are 4 times more likely to molest children than whites
>>30844912
I let her down gently, say that I'm just too old for her, tell her that she's certain to find love with somepony closer to her age, etc.
>>30844912
>False impression.
But she's right.
>>30844912
go to jail
>>30846164
Sad part is that's not just for black dudes, as a white dude I will never be caught in a situation like that because you are automatically seen as a predator.
>>30844912
This
>>30849378
And also this