>"I am sorry, sorry that you actually bite into those

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>>30836508
Applejack will never not be cucked

Strawberry Sunrise is the master shitposter of Ponyville.
She chooses to live in a terrestrial home just to show the other, lesser races that she doesn't need a sky home to shit on them.

What's her profession anyway? Does she really get by growing and selling things from her small home as a sassy pegasus?

>>30837147
See >>30836802

>>30836802
Nor that she needs "muh earth pony genes" for crops.

>>30837300
>implying she doesn't live in Ponyville because her parents were both earth ponies and she's a freak cripple mutant born with winglike protrusions that don't function in flight

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>>30837340

No need to get mad, AJ. Shitpost is just superior to you in every way.

>>30837373
Wendy's pone has a facial disease or a bad shaving accident.

I hope she gets another speaking role.

>>30836508
What the fuck was her problem?

>>30839182
>Goat-tier color scheme
>Impeccable taste in fruits
>Mentally agile and capable of next-level bantz
I don't think she has any problems.

>>30839275
Thick-skulled apple chauvinist at her doorstep.

>>30839275 was meant for >>30839182

I MEANT
>>30839511 was meant for >>30839182 not >>30839275

I'd drink her strawberry juice, if you know what I mean.

Why is there so little porn of her?

>>30839547
>tfw no dominant Strawberry Sunrise to smugly talk smack to you while you're eating her out

>>30836508
Now I want to waifu AJ just so I can cuck her make her watch as I breed this far superior mare.

>>30836508
I like her. She's even a pegasus, which makes her even better.

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>>30836508

>>30839547
because she's not from S1

>>30839812
Pretty sure she's been around that long, just very obscure. Her cutie mark wasn't even consistent.

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So many cute ponies act like assholes.

>>30839872
To be fair, they knocked on her door to bug her about her fruit preferences and then AJ starts yelling at her about apples being better.

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>>30839884
>literally this scenario

>>30839884
Yeah, i'd be mad too if the local slut and her hick friend bothered me about fruit when I was roasting the fuck out of some faggot on pony 4chan.
My captcha could time out.

>>30839935
That's pretty insane, but it still doesn't hold a candle to those iOS vs Android vs W10m arguments. Those are the most retarded. Ever.

>>30839935
>This faggot doesn't know about the superior bismuth.

>>30836508
>Apples are the only earth pony family to establish (so far known) two townships, Ponyville and Appleloosa.

>>30839980
>Both are kinda shit places to live in.

>>30836508
Is Strawberry Sunrise the smuggest pony to ever exist?

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>>30840069
No. That title belongs to this smug ass motherfucker.

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>>30840082
No wonder she and Sunrise are friends.

>>30840116
Hñnnnnnng when does she make this face?

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>>30840116
>she knew exactly who to go to in order to trigger Appul

Makes you think.

>>30840134
At the tail end of Simple Ways.

>...and when you're as fabulous as I am, it's practically a crime!

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>>30840116
Jesus, Rarity.

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Smug thread?

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I want to publicly humiliate Apple Jack.

>>30839963
edgy af tbqh

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>>30841081
Trixie is the second smuggiest pony (after Rarity)

>>30841120
>smug rankings
>not rainbow dash

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>>30839557
"MmmhmM that was almost an orgasm! That was a great effort!"'

"Aww what a cute little tiddlywink of cum you managed to squirt out, ooohhhhh..."

>>30841777
and its immediately shit

>>30836508
Strawberries get worms too, y'know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRjypDIsD1o

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>>30841120
You all know damn well who the suggest pony is.

>>30842213
>pony

>>30842213
garbage

>>30842164
get this shit out of here

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>>30841120

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>>30836508
How can a pony be so elegant yet so savage?

>>30843253
Elegance only enhances savagery.

>want to post more Strawberries
>literally no good art
She didn't deserve this.

>>30843253
>Grapes

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>>30845065
It's her qt mark in most episodes.

>>30845160
They all most be updated now. Right now.

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Pegasi feathers are the cutest thing.

>>30847151
If you haven't read Mood Wings, you need to.
https://fimfiction.net/story/41313

Bump for bantz pone

>>30836508
Strawberry Sunrise used to be a lover of all fruits. However, while she truly loved them the way they were, she believed that there was more to them; their true flavor is incomprehensible to incomplete mortal beings such as herself. One day, she was approached by a strange nomad who seemed to know of her plight. She claimed to be a witch doctor, and said she knew how the young pony could experience the flavor she seeks; she could enchant Strawberry's taste buds to be highly specialized at tasting her favorite fruit. She offered to perform the enchantment for no monetary cost, but warned that the operation would make all other food, including other fruits, taste terrible. Strawberry found herself unable to refuse the deal.
The moment the enchantment was done, Strawberry went out to test her new tongue. The experience was incredible: her strawberries were infinitely sweeter, more robust, and she could swear even juicier than ever! She was in a trance after the first bite. Even while she was tasting it, it was simply indescribable.
She eventually did try some other foods, which were so revolting that she would've been sick if she hadn't kept the strawberries close by. Each movement across her tongue washed away all other tastes, along with all other thoughts and senses she happened to be experiencing at the moment. At first she was afraid that she would miss her other fruits, but this thought, too, was washed away; she doubted that she would ever get tired of strawberries again!

>>30848691
For the first few months, she appeared to be correct. Her exclusively strawberry diet never bored her, and her body didn't seem to show any negative effects either. However, after a while she did start to miss the variety that she used to enjoy. Just like that first glimpse of doubt, she pushed it away with another taste; she did this every time the thought came up. It started to reoccur more and more, sometimes every day. She never bothered changing her strategy for dealing with it, and eventually, it started to diminish just as slowly as it increased.

Eventually, she forgot what the old fruits used to taste like. Good riddance, she thought.
The initial fear she had in her doubtful mind gave way to anger, and eventually, calmed down into sass. Why should she be afraid of those old fruits, or the ponies who enjoy them? They're the ones who don't know what they're missing, stuffing their faces with pig slop while she's the only one with access to true food. She wouldn't go back for all of the strawberries in Equestria anyway; most of them were grown in the same gardens as those other "fruits," so they're probably contaminated.
Her garden only grows strawberries, which she tends to 24/7. They're as fresh and perfect as can be.

>>30836508
I loved this part of the episode.

>>30847213
Thanks for the recommend, senpai.

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More cute cameos on the show pls