>don't consider myself ponyfag for awhile
>Fast forward to yesterday
>Shopping in Dollar general
>See this
>Next thing I know, it's in my baggie as I walk home
>I then brush and cut her hair (the picture has messy hair)
>Then I use the little comb that came with her
>I'm hugging her as I slept last night.
What the fuck is wrong with me?!
>>30834552
Nothing. Enjoy your small horse, Anon.
>>30834581
IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
>>30834596
>>30834552
I think they still sell these at tru
>>30834606
Adorable in the most fuckable of ways.
Wish she was real.
>>30834552
Nice mane cut.
>>30834552
Cum on it.
>>30834552
Next thing you know you'll have a plush of her that you cuddle at night
>>30834552
My merch story began the same way. I had typed it up just now and was going to post it but I realized it got really long winded and sounded fucking gay. But long story short it always begins with one pone.
>>30834552
>hugging hard plastic
get a plushie already, faggot
>>30835419
>>30835389
Uh... I already have two....plushies....
>Have a friend that knows I like pony, but doesn't care about it
>Go into the pony aisle at walmart one time
>Ask him which one he thinks is the best looking
>Rarity
>Occasionally send him some art, getting progressively more lewd
>A month later he's ordering pony shit off amazon
Was it a success?
>>30835525
>Only two.
Faggot.
>>30836132
No, he's a rararafag.
That's just about the opposite of success right there.
All my ponies are from thrift stores. All of them are beaten and battered in some way. I think Toy Story messed me up... It all started with a Fluttershy I found in the street that looked like she went through a lawn mower. I used some cheap playdough to sculpt her a new face.
>>30836269
Sid, is that you?
>>30836269
holy shit, this is going to give me nightmares
>>30836269
spooky
> rub pony in sexual areas
>Become erection
There really is something wrong with me
>>30836269
I love her, she looks cool. I have a Swibble who has been mangled by my dog, I might try reconstructing some thing with her, too.
>>30834552
What a lovely smol horse.
Ah yes the joys of styling a pony, I haven't done it in quite some time. I have a couple brushables that still have their out of package rat nest manes, I should style them
>>30836269
You're pretty good at sculpting.
>>30834552
make a pony cum jar of course
>>30835525
same
I've got Pinkie and Twilight, what about you?
>>30836132
>converting a normie into one of us through progressively lewd pony art
pony pussy truly is superior and this is proof
>>30836269
it looks like the love child of these two
I like it
>>30836269
I buy from Thrift stores too. The characters I see the most are Fluttershy and Rarity,
>>30839504
B-both Dashie
>>30839497
No but I did fuck her last night. Shit was so cash.
Plastic can feel nice.
>>30840086
fucking what?
>>30840306
I rubbed my cock against her flank until I came all over her. Never tried it before, hardest I've cummed in a long while.