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You've done it anon, you've made it to Equestria, and

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You've done it anon, you've made it to Equestria, and there's no catch what-so-ever either.

But, there is a little something you overlooked, pones are strictly vegetarian, and meat eating is seen as something only monsters do. How do you satisfy your hunger without alerting ponies to your consumption of flesh.
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>>30814675
Meat isn't for pones.
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>>30814675
Stop
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>>30814675
salad and fruit are the most delicious things ever. not an issue.
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>>30814691
I see you GJ Calle
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>>30814700
i see you too.
>warning collins
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>>30814675
Nuts and seeds, nigga.
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>>30814675
Eat marevag and ponuts instead.
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>>30814705
Real and back
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>>30814715
ok.
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>>30814705
Did you forget about me?
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>>30814725
So?
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>>30814726
yes.
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>>30814675
>pones are strictly vegetarian
that would mean they still eat eggs, cheese, milk, and all the best stuff. they also probably wouldnt care if you ate fish.
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>>30814734
I don't think so.
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>>30814733
so?
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>>30814675
>pones are strictly vegetarian, and meat eating is seen as something only monsters do
This is retarded and has always been retarded since day 1 of the show.
Fuck off with this shit.
I was sick of seeing this contrivance four years ago.
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>>30814751
Faggot
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>>30814746
i do.
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>>30814765
>>30814746
Oh god there are three of them now, hurray for this meme i guess...
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>>30814767
Nigga you gay
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>>30814675
>eating is seen as something only monsters do
This isnt true. They're only vegetarians because horses dont like the taste of meat, not for ethical reasons.
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>>30814780
Just report them, mods have to do their job eventually if they get flooded with enough reports
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>>30814789
>Mods
>Doing their job
>4free
You re like a little baby
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>>30814790
Fluttershy deep down feels the need to murder and restrains it to small animals, which she justifies by saying she has to feed other animals.
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>>30814789
>mods have to do their job eventually
Wait, we have mods?
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>>30814675
Embrace the monstrousness, become a dark lord and recruit minions to help you cuddle all the cute little ponies.
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>>30814835
Yes, but the only ritual that seems to actually summon them is posting porn, everything else may as well not even be against the rules for how little they care
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>>30814675
Good thing I'm a Gildafag
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>>30814786
Horses do like the taste of meat. Equestria is the kind of society that would be vegetarian for ethical reasons.
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>>30815002
>Horses do like the taste of meat
wait, source? i thought they just liked grass and hay.
or maybe they do like meat but they dont eat it because its not healthy maybe?
also why does fluttershy feed fish to the bears?
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>>30815021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
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>>30815002
Why do ponies enslave chickens and harvest their eggs? Why do they capture sheep and keep them locked up? Why do they force milk the cows? Why do they have pigs?
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>>30815042
>Why do ponies enslave chickens and harvest their eggs? Why do they capture sheep and keep them locked up?
It's not really enslavement if the animal isn't sapient enough to understand its a slave. All they know is that they get to chill and somepony else will worry about getting them food, water, and whatever else they need.
>Why do they force milk the cows?
To supplement the mare milk supply.
>Why do they have pigs?
Pig milk.
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I figured pones just don't care for meat enough for butchers and salughter houses to be a widespread thing. Even though there are accounts of horses eating meat, usually when there's nothing to graze, they're certainly not as meat crazy as we are.

>>30815063
And truffle finding, I guess.
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>>30814675
Eat fish what else.
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>>30815021
Horses will eat quite literally anything you put in front of them, some horses will basically kill themselves by eating a jagged metal item the tears up their throats and stomachs.

Horses are fucking stupid.
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>>30815199
>eating a jagged metal item the tears up their throats and stomachs
Don't say it as if you never done that yourself.
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Eat my daily breakfast of oats, scrambled egg and random fruit pieces with a bowl of milk.

Its like you niggas have never prepared or even planned for the possibilty of suddenly going to equestria.
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>>30814675
I'd wind up in the news papers after about a week, tops.
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>>30814712
This guy gets it
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>>30815367
Wouldn't negative comments about things you don't like also be good? If anything, people seem to get more enjoyment out of hating things than liking things.
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>>30814675
>without eating flesh
eggs. We see ponies use them in baking and shit.
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>>30814675
>meat eating is seen as something only monsters do
even if that was the case I would go vegan forever to get a horse waifu.
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>>30814675
If Iron Will is anything to go by, monster is just a catchall term or slur for unidentified non-ponies. In that case you're already a monster.
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>>30815756
If you expect to have a waifu, you better not give up eating that pussy meat.
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>>30814675
>implying I wouldn't happily give up bacon if it meant I could boop snoots and cuddle a pone
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Just eat ponies with severe brain damage, that way you get meat, but are really still eating vegetables.
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>>30815871
This is the only correct answer.
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>>30814675
I eat meat, if they don't like it then fuck 'em
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>>30815821
>"You could have top cute and love or you can have bacon. Choose."
>The pone looks up at you with big, shining eyes and swishes its tail happily
>Aww
>You look over at the bacon
>It sizzles at you seductively
>You are beset on both sides by your stomach and your penis
>Sadly the heart never stood a chance
>RIP Anon
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I just won't eat meat, Vegetarianism is easy.
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>>30814790
I like this post.

The nigga who didnt say hi and stayed in the water is not being fed to rats
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>>30814675
I'm already mostly vegetarian so I don't see the issue.
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>>30814675
I'll be fine with eggs and milk. I already only eat chicken nowadays, beef has lost all taste to me.
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>>30814743
Problem for me, since eating fish'd kill me. I'd still eat meat, fuck 'em if they get uppity.
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>>30815042
They don't. The cows are shown to know what's going on and be ok with it, and the chickens don't care either. They probably prefer it to the dangerous wilds.
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>>30817600
Where would you get it though?
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>all of the scum willing to eat a non-natural diet
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>>30819437
hate to break it to you friend, but most of the shit you consume in the modern world is unnatural.
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>>30819437
>meat
>non-natural
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>>30819446
>implying
I always eat some food from a farm friend.
>>30819450
You're right. I should have said willing to go away from their natural diets. Fucking virgins.
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>>30819498
>some food
is it GMO, and wheres the rest of your "majority" food come from? a factory somewhere?
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>>30819508
Well, most of it is from my farmer friend as I don't eat a lot now. Either way, we're made to eat meat, veggies and fruits. Turning away from that because of ponut is just pathetic.
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>>30819437
I'm not one of them, but if I have to go out of my way to do it then I could live with only eating meat once in a blue moon. Where would you buy it in Ponyville? Maybe I'd become a fisherman.
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>>30819572
I'm not talking about the people who can adapt if needed, but the people who willingly give up meat.
>not being able to hunt for yourself
The Everfree forest is full of savage animals that could be devoured, and if Griffon's appearances are anything to go off, they'd be a source to import from.
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ive seen Flutters off a few worms in cold blood by feeding them to birbs. I doubt the ponies would care if i ate fish like a bear, and it would be healthier too.
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>>30819538
>when fed meat, vegetarian animals develop cholesterol in their arteries
>the leading cause of death for humans in the modern world is caused by having too much cholesterol in your arteries
Very natural indeed.
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>>30820009
Data has contradicted this hypothesis.

>tips France and Switzerland
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>>30820021
Which hypothesis? That vegetarian animals get cholesterol buildup after eating meat? That heart disease is the number one killer in the modern world?
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>>30820009
>vegetarian
Well I wonder fucking why, jackass. Their bodies are not made for that, ours are. The reason for those deaths is sedentary lifestyles. Funny how many people ate meat for all of our life on Earth and it's just now an issue to die from cholesterol.
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>>30820042
That eating fat causes heart disease. You're already fucked here like I said.

>tips France and Switzerland
>tips Chile
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>>30820044
People ate meat in small amounts up until recently when you could just go buy a fuckton of it at the store.
>>30820054
If fat doesn't cause heart disease, why is everyone who dies from it obese?
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>>30820068
Bullshit. People ate plenty of food. The issue is all of the shit we stuff in the animals and the sedentary lifestyle.
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>>30820102
>People ate plenty of food
Perhaps enough to survive, but certainly not plenty. It's why people are just recently becoming obese. There wasn't enough food to do that before.
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>>30815042
I'm pretty sure Lauren said they keep pigs because truffles
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>>30820114
>It's why people are just recently becoming obese.
Bait. Richer people have always had weight issues. Either way, we've ate plenty of meat forever. Issue is now we're lazy and sit on our asses.
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>>30820147
If we're talking about a time where people ate a truly natural diet, then there were no rich people.
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oh boy a thread where I get to argue about things
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>>30820161
Yes there were. There have been rich people for thousands of years. They were lazy and got fat as a result. The poor people had to work and ate a better balanced diet and weren't so fat.
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>>30820068
If fat does cause heart disease why do quite a few countries that consume a lot of it (more than the US) have a way lower rate of heart attacks (than the US)? Why did countries like Chile, which ate less, have more heart attacks? You cannot ignore this.

Also don't confuse eating fat for being fat, or even the fat in your body. And even heart.org will tell you it's quite easy to fall into the trap to assume thin people don't have shit cholesterol. It doesn't even work like many people still think it does.

https://pastebin.com/ZMdcZK1B

Go watch Fat Head. Very interesting stuff. The narrative you've been fed is very misconstrued.

Or better yet have a CLINICAL study that kicks low-fat fags out of the water. Sorry, it's low carb that wins out.

https://pastebin.com/JwwQC6b3

Pastebin with real links because filter.
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>>30820147
>Issue is now we're lazy and sit on our asses.

This. This. This. This. Way too many boneheads don't realize this is way more important than what you shove into your cakehole. We definitely weren't designed to sit awkwardly for hours on end.
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>>30820268
Exactly. Man is very durable and can eat many things and survive. Most things and just turned into calories anyway, but the lack of exercise stops us from burning shit off or from working things out of your system. Eating meat won't kill you, not moving will.
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>>30820009
>dietary cholesterol significantly affects your serum cholesterol ecks dee !

Simply epic. Next you're going to recommend manmade transfats as healthier alternatives to coconut oil or lard. Oh wait, that already happened.
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>>30820297
Not moving will only kill you if you eat meat though. If you're vegan, you sit around all day long and not worry about gaining weight at all.
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>>30820416
>bait
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>>30820068
Because they've been eating tons of cake, pastries, and sugar, my friend.

You know what the fat people I know consume way more of? A lot of cereal, way too much soda, candy, and anything with lots of shitty wheat in it. Oh no, but it's clearly the meat's fault. It couldn't be the food that gives you diabetes, that would be silly.
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>>30820449
This. Still, the issue is that they don't move. It stops them from burning things off or exercising their body's ability to fight things. Food is bad, but lack of movement is worse.
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