If Cadence's full name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, what

>>30798026
Their names have been lost to time.
No that'd be stupid anon, its AppleJack Appalachian Applemotherbucking Apple Apple Jr the III, Apple Duchess of Appleloosa.

Spike's full name is Spikael Lancelot Dragon.

>>30798060
>Not Spike Sparkle
You're no brother of mine.

>>30798072

How about Spikael Lancelot Sparkle?

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Another thing while I'm at it. Why does Shining Armor have a different surname than Twilight Sparkle? They come from the same family, so his surname should be Shining Sparkle.

Also wtf is Rarity's full name? Could it be Belle? As in Sweetie belle and Rarity belle? She is the belle of the ball and not just another jane doe.

I also think Fluttershy's canon full name must be Fluttershy Breeze

>>30798026
Well, since Pinkie and Maud's full names are Pinkamena Diane Pie and Maudalina Daisy Pie, it stands to reason that the rest of Pinkie's family also has retardedly long names.

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>>30798026
no.

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>>30798127
yes

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>>30798131
never.

>>30798089
Pony naming conventions don't follow ours anon.

>>30798026
It's the apple clan. It's not a surname.

>>30798079
I'll allow it

>>30798166
It does for the Pie family

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>>30798142
never say never.

>>30798184
It's an earth pony thing.

Pies, Apples, Cakes, Pears, Oranges, Riches, every canonically established family surname has come from earth ponies.

>>30798403
I didn't even notice that. Huh.

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>>30798403
Damn that's a good ass headcanon.

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>>30798282
never.

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>>30798997
gonna give you up

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>>30798403
omg it all makes sense now

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Apple Jacqueline is her name.

>>30798026
Cadance was a pegasus, so basically giving stupid longass names with random words is a Pegasi thing. Kinda like southern rednecks.

For example Rainbow Dash is just her name. The complete name would be "Rainbow Dash Speed is the name Equestria will rise again". Fluttershy, instead, is "Miss Little Bum Gwendolyn Fluttershy Fallimento Costant"

>>30800048
>Pegasus ponies give their offspring ridiculously long name
Too hilarious to not be true.

>>30798282
>>30798142
>>30798131
>>30798127
fluttershy has lost her mind yo. hey flutter you on that molly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCwYdTJ_PE

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>>30800059
Ever wondered why she gets called with so many names?
That's right: pegasi parents

>Derpy Hooves Bubbles Muffins Ditzy Doo Destructive Posterior the fifth junior senior Gestalt

You mean The great and honorable Spike the brave and glorious? Savior of the crystal empire, true lord of all dragons, steward of the element of magic, and servant of the servant of God?

>>30800185
...and now I'm thinking what would be like to have Spike voiced by David Tennant, thank you very much.

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>>30800185
>servant of the servant of God
lol

>>30798403
What about Twilight Sparkle being the daughter of Twilight Velvet?

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>>30800200
>"...and that's the last book. Well, good thing we managed to save so many from the rubble. Come on Spike, let's move back to the Castle!"
>"..."
>"Spike?"
>"..."
>"Spike, what's up? Are you ok?"
>"...I don't want to go!"

>>30800048
>The complete name would be "Rainbow Dash Speed is the name Equestria will rise again"

That's a name for a pony walking nonchalantly away from a giant explosion behind her that happens for no readily apparent reason.

It's good, is what I'm saying here.

>>30800250

And then I saw >>30800130

Dayum.

>>30798026
>Twilight Sparkle (last name is variation of Light)
>Rainbow Dash Hothoof
>Pinkamena Diane Pie
>Rarity Belle (inherited from her mother who didn't casually use it either)
>Fluttershy (parents blended their last name into Flutters's surname)
>Applejack Smith (as from her grandfather)

>>30798026
it is literally Applejack Smith, the most american name

Do all gryphon names start with G?

>>30800427
Fluttershy Breeze duh, from Zephyr Breeze

>>30800810
Does a pegasus shit on clouds?

>>30800814

No, through

>>30800817
Does a parasprite reproduce by mammalian reproduction?

>>30800824
Can friendship melt steel beams?

>>30800836
Trick question, is magic capable of melting steel beams?

>>30800851
Is TRIXIE capable of making disappear flesh beams? How deep can she take it?

>>30800814
That would make more sense. I figured "Shy" would be the proper last name since Rainbow addresses the parents as Mr./Mrs., but I'll presume that's just slang.

>>30800853
every single inchexcept for the last one

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>>30800853
>>30800865

>>30800896
tl:dr she loves cocks.

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>>30798403
>Filthy Rich, Spoiled Rich, Diamond Tiara

>>30798072
Nyx?

>>30801082
Spoiled Milk Rich is one of only two mares who have canonically taken their husband's last name. Their daughter's name doesn't change that.

Besides they're probably planning to marry her off to the first motherfucker named _____ Ring they can find.

>>30801206
The point is, earth ponies do not perfectly follow Western naming convention.

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>>30798026
Celestias full name is:

Celestia The Immortal Perpetual Mother, Guardian and God of Equestria

>>30801206
Nah. They are gonna marry her off to somebody named something miner and turn her into a miner herself.

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It's MOMMY

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>>30800896
It goes by many names;

The slimy sausage
The slathered snake
The hinky hose down
Scrotum on a Stick