Spike invites Ember to Ponyville during winter. It never snows

>She confuses it with Starlight.

>>30797624
dragons dont do snow

>>30797624
dying

Or better, staying inside with a hoard of a thousand blankets and dragonfire to keep warm. Calls ponies crazy for going outside during the white death.

Dragons don't have friendship, but don't have wendigos. Do they only feed on pony animosity, or is it just that dragons are too OP for wendigos to fuck with?

>>30797700

Spike and Ember snuggling for warmth.

Not understanding what Hearthswarming is and thinking the yearly "Beat the Shit Out of Each Other" festival dragons have is a more fun end of year tradition.

>>30797624
The snow in Equestria made of Cocaine, she will love it.

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>>30797726
It's actually just shitty, inconsistent writing.

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>>30797624

>>30797726
They kicked the shit out of wendigos. Same with griffons. Ponies just can't fight.

>>30798518
I wonder if you can eat wendigos. I wonder what they taste like.

>>30797624

>"So Spike, the ponies have their pegasi rain down cum from the skies?"
>"The Dragons have a similar ritual, but I'll tell you about that when you're older."

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>>30797624
She asks you to sniff her pits, as she can't have BO in the glorious presence of the rare snow.

>>30797637
fpbp

>>30798532
Like you inside my cock :)

>>30798621
very reddit tier response

>>30798621
>They taste like HIM inside your COCK...

>"THE ICE ARMY! THEY'RE ATTACKING US!"
>"Uh? No, relax, it's just snow falling from the sky. It forms when the tempe-"
>"WE HAVE NO TIME TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE! EAT MY FIRE YOU INVADERS!"
>Cue a scene with a very desperate Ember breathing fire at falling snowflakes, while Spike facepalms

It's super effective

Spike teaches Ember how to make and throw snowballs.