>tfw the economy is probably going to collapse before the MLP movie comes out
>>30791663
The economy just collapsed less than a decade ago. Do we really need another collapse?
>>30791663
But Obama is gone dude.
>>30791668
>>30791670
Were still 20 trillion in debt, anon
>>30791670
If anything we're more likely to collapse now that he's gone.
>>30791663
the idea warms my heart. albeit temporarily.
>>30791679
Who's going to try and collect from the most powerful country in the world?
>>30791697
>America
>most powerful country
>ever
>>30791670
>he thinks the global economy heavily depends on who is in the white house
>>30791687
>>30791697
>>30791709
Can glimmerposting save the economy?
>>30791680
>>30791703
You going to try to say China is?
>>30791713
of course not. the government gets nothing out of what pony you post.
>>30791713
Why save the "economy" when you can just dismantle it?
Since were fucked, should I just kill myself?
>>30791742
i mean if you want to who am i to tell you no?
>>30791736
>>30791754
based annoyed ponies poster
>>30791663
It will be just like the Great Depression again and people will flock to the movie theaters in order to forget their RL troubles. Equestria and cute ponies would be a great cinematic escape.
>>30791773
>Hasbro makes even more shitty movies.
>>30791773
Wouldn't Hasbro go bankrupt if there were another Great Depression, though?
>>30791663
Here's how you can improve your life, OP:
>Stop watching mainstream news
>Go outside
>Live and love
>>30791822
I despise mainstream news. Besides, almost every economist agrees that were going to see a depression soon.
>>30791844
Reality is what you make of it. Either you constantly live in fear or doubt, or you reinforce yourself with positivity. Don't worry about what's going on in the world; only worry about yourself. You have more self-worth than you might think, amidst it all.
>>30791738
A C C E L E R A T I O N I S M
>>30791864
How can I not worry about it when the mainstream media tried crash the economy earlier this week and Wall Street bankers are saying that a depression is coming? I literally can't stop thinking about it.
>>30791887
>Wall Street bankers
Well, there's your problem. Don't listen to those Zionist parasites. They're architects of fear and degeneracy.
>>30791668
Literally look at the DOW J and tell me it isn't going to fall. It's fucking asking for it.
>>30791864
>Don't worry about the big picture, goy
>>30791844
More next 5-10 years soon, and we have safeguards against something as bad as the Great Depression happening again (Thanks FDR). But it is true, we skid by our last one by recession, but it's a house of cards, and a Cheryl has been thrown at it.
Anyways, back on how this relates to ponies: our ponies will likely be safe enough to end before such a time, and if not it will have become such a core part of some people's lives that when it bounces back it'll come right back.
Who knows, Hasbro could replace Disney.
>>30791887
Okay think about it this way. Even if all that were true, what can you do about it?
Nothing, right? So enjoy when you can it of life while you can. And ponies
>>30791663
It won't matter much. All through the last recession, escapist consumption went apeshit. Sad murricans = big money for companies to cater to.
>>30791959
Well, there are things you can do to safeguard yourself, but most people here won't be able to do so. Telling people 'lol just smile and it will be k' is goading them, and is counter-productive.
>>30791980
You'd be surprised what a positive mindset can do. Almost every week I see that someone is depressed or suicidal on this board. Why carry that with you?
I'm not saying he should ignore other means of safeguarding himself; obviously that's important. But he needs to keep his outlook positive as well.
>>30791980
You do realize that "smile and it will be k" mentality is literally what makes the economy stable.
>>30792009
>You'd be surprised what a positive mindset can do
I absolutely would not be; it's what gets me through a lot of days.
>Almost every week I see that someone is depressed or suicidal on this board. Why carry that with you?
That's a poor example. I don't think many people 'choose' to carry depression and suicidal ideation with them. The key to dealing with these problems is multi-faceted, of which 'staying positive' is totally useless on it's own.
>>30792031
It's what makes the economy stable, but poor business practice is what causes that mentality to shatter. I don't think a positive outlook on the economy would be a solution to the shitty lending practices that lead to the 2008 recession.
>>30791939
What makes you think it's so far off?
>>30791663
I love you guys. This shit is why I'm still going to this board. It's not a matter of timing the crash (which happens every 13 or so years, give or take, because the only way towards high growth for rich assholes is creating and crashing bubbles), it's a matter of being prepared for it, and diversifying your assets to compensate.
Also, put 10% of your portfolio in bitcoin.
BUY BITCOIN FAGS
>>30791864
But you don't have to worry about it, so long as you have a plan.
Guns and bullets > Owned land that is in a place of low population, high resources and a community that will look after you > Good source of water/ permanent easy way of purifying it > Survival techniques and valuable skills like being a cobbler or a doctor > Preserved food + resealable glass containers > Easily tradable shit like lighter fluid and toilet paper tablets > Booze and entertainment > Gold/silver in easily divisible amounts hidden from the FED (only low when SHTF, put higher if only in minor survival scenerio/major recession where the gov't is expected to recover in a few years)
Get those and don't panic and you're golden. The best way to not worry is to pull a batman and prepare for it.
>>30792206
He thinks that he can time the crash/market. At best you can look at indicators and hope someone doesn't artificially fuck with it.
>have shitty job
>start looking for something better
>now this
welp, time to take the bullet
>>30792428
You will need more than one bullet, Anon.
At least we won't be China when it happens. China's has the largest debt bubble in history. If out bubble bursts, theirs will too, and so will the entire world's. We'll probably be the best house in a bad neighborhood. Just be happy you don't live in China.
>>30791663
You dare to profess a lack of faith in our god-emperor Trump?
BURN THE HERETIC!!!
>>30791729
you and I both know its Russia. Unlike the US, which hates strength and is embarrassed about its great leaders. Russia is proud of its heroes.
Stalin and Lenin worship is at an all time high, because Russia understands the truth, that the ability to commit an atrocity is a STRENGTH and not a weakness, for a powerful country requires such things in times of need, which happen often.
Russia is for russia, and its people understand this, and are willing to do whatever it takes to insure their success, while america acts ashamed when they gain the upper hand.
>>30792743
There's literally absolutely nothing he can do about it.
>>30791668
Yes, and that's why we have bespoke tranche opportunities.
BITCOIN
you speshul snowflakes have your super sikreet board to talk about this shit, why don't you go there before it dies like /pone/ before it?
>>30791663
Trump will fix everything like he always does
>>30792339
>Buy Bitcoin goys so I can sell mine and make more money
>>30792765
>regional power with its glory days long gone
>can't even win a conventional war with Ukraine
>influence limited to countries that border it, many of whom hate Russia and embrace its enemies
vs
>global hegemonic overlord that can violate international law at will
>has never lost a conventional war and can drag out impossible to win counterinsurgencies for decades at a time
>influences the entire world, to the point that you and anons from many other countries are slavishly devoted to one of its children's television shows about magical talking cartoon horses
Absolutely ebin.
>>30791663
The day when America collapses and crumbles will be a day of great celebration and jubilation for the rest of the world.
>>30791663
>mobilefag
>hee hee if I add a horse to my /pol/ shit they can't delete it
>>30795177
I'll be honest, I'd be content with the /pol/ shitposters getting a job and, who knows, maybe even a girlfriend.
At least they'd stop spamming their egomaniacal crap everywhere.
>>30795177
You do realize that if the US collapses, the rest of the world would collapse as well, right? It would be a domino effect.
>No pony pics
>Not pony related discussion
>"I HATE MURRKA" "NO I LOVE MURRKA" "HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I HATE BLACK PEOPLE?" "EAT MUH BAIT, GUIZE"
Well, time to give a meaning to this crappy thread.
>>30791663
What the fuck are you on about?
>>30791887
Banks as we know them are about to become completely superfluous. I don't think you need to worry, friend.
>>30795218
BUTTCOIN?Good work, anon.
>>30795281
Look it up, you stupid faggot.
>>30791703
Lol. Russia is in the shitter atm economically. And thier military isnt nearly as powerful as you would think. China is the real threat
>>30795668
>Lol.
>>30795678
>>30795689
Not if the globalists have their way. Trump sure is putting a wrench in their plans but it will likely only delay it.
I'm personally under the impression that the USA is going to shatter into smaller countries like the USSR did, in 10 - 20 years.
Not even because Trump, this shit started LONG ago.
>>30795166
>>influences the entire world, to the point that you and anons from many other countries are slavishly devoted to one of its children's television shows about magical talking cartoon horses
Canada?
>>30795166
>>can't even win a conventional war with Ukraine
and yet their tactics are working and they're slowly absorbing the ukraine, with crimea as the appetizer
>>30795166
>>has never lost a conventional war and can drag out impossible to win counterinsurgencies for decades at a time
You mean the country that's getting its shit kicked in by people living in caves in a desert with 60s era military technology.
>>30795206
it would only effect 1st world nations, all the third world nations (south america, africa, the middle east) who have suffered under america as it oppressed us and meddled in our culture, would be completely unaffected and would live as we always have.
China, europe, canada, all you first world imperialists would fall, but our villages would remain unnaffected and free.
>>30795843
>Russia
>winning the war in donbass
No. The high water mark of the ''''rebels'''' was in 2014.
>the country that's getting its shit kicked in by people living in caves in a desert with 60s era military technology
Funny, I remember in the '80s some other country tried to fight the same people, lost in about half as much time, and then promptly collapsed due to internal strife within two years.
>>30791797
At this point I don't think it's possible for Hasbro to go bankrupt
siiiiiiiiiigh
>>30795898
only because the US was throwing millions in military aid to those people in the 80s to stop russia.
>>30795888
So the suffering of most people on the planet is a price worth paying for the supposed freedom of those third world countires?
>>30796023
Excuse me, I don't mean most people. I meant billions.
>>30791703
>the russia is powerful meme
What next, hillary won the popular vote?
Russia is only dangerous because they have nuclear weapons (and even Putin wouldn't use them)
Their military is weak as hell and/because they have no money
Not even a tenth of China's military power lmao
>>30796043
Don't they have a thing that allows their country to use tactical nukes?
>Russia economy is so weak. ha ha ha
>Still standing despite international sanctions
Really makes you think
>>30796083
It is weak. It's practically dependent on China.
>>30796023
most people don't live in first world countries.
>>30796065
>a thing
?
They 'can' use nukes
They're not 'allowed' to, of course
Nukes are only there in case of retaliations, but there's not one faggot powerful enough right now that have 'access' to them that would actually use them
The first nuke that anyone would launch would declare nuclear war, and nobody wants that shit
Not even kim jong
I mean, I think, maybe he's even more retarded than he seems, who knows
>>30796083
>how does economy work
>what's import-export
>'still standing'
maybe you should try to read a bit more on the subject before shitposting, eh?
>>30796099
>maybe you should try to read a bit more on the subject before shitposting, eh?
Guess I'll do like you and inform myself on /pol/ then
>>30795702
Then you don't know anything about America.
jesus fuck shut up nobody cares
>>30796141
Well, you should try 8ch /pol/ instead but hey, that's still better than CNN lmao
>>30796152
>retardchan
Go die in a fire.
>>30796152
>Not trusting the Jewish media
What are you? A racist?
>>30796132
>Cropped gay clop
>>30796161
Whatever you say libcuck-kun
>>30792743
Upvoted
>>30794700
>buy bitcoin so I can rebalance my portfolio and buy tangible assets with the excess
>not keeping some just in case
You're never gonna make it, bruh.
>>30796147
>>30795702
This. The USSR shattered because every nation but russia existed as a vassal state to russia; in the US, all the states have a long sense of camraderie with each other.
The US wants to remain the US with each other, the USSR hated being in the USSR.
>>30796094
That's why I corrected myself by saying billions.
>>30796150
Lol, you'll care when it happens. And trust me, it's GOING to happen. It's only a matter of time.
>>30796647
Shall we piss on the burnt remains of this thread?
Oh Inspirobot, you alwys know how to cheer me up.
So I was thinking of buying some Hasbro stock. Should I buy now or wait a little longer? I'm mostly doing it to get into thier quarterly confrence calls but why not also make a buck or two while I'm at it.
>>30796664
ok
Pictures of Moonbutt would be nice.
Do you not care that you may lose your home and go hungry for an extended period of time? My god, it's no wonder were the position that were in now.
>>30796690
one shit picture of Priestess Luna coming thru
>>30796693
You can care about that somewhere else, no one is stopping you.
>>30796690
Got ya
>>30796693
Speak for yourself, my bitcoins will save me
*posts nohooves*
>>30796725
savage
>>30796712
Thanks anon. A few of these I can add to my collection when i get home.
>>30796736
My pleasure. Any thread, even the most useless, can be revived with a couple pony pics.
#recyclingiscaring
>>30796702
I'm trying to let you stupid people know. I should have known better than to warn a bunch of autists obsessed with pony porn. You're not going to have that shit anymore pretty soon. Just know that if something happens to you, it's your own damn fault.
>>30796769
Oh good, so you're finally going away? Nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uT4RV2Dfjs
>>30795218
based plotposter