I've spent last hour browsing Princess Celestia pics

>>30791138
>browsing google
what is this, the 90s?

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>>30791139
Maybe he's a sensible human being who doesn't support derpibooru's retarded moderation. Either way, Celestia is a very pretty pony.

>>30791138
Congratulations, you have autism.

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>>30791139
Y-you too

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>>30791138
no.

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>>30791138
At least you have good taste.

>>30791138
There's no cure for bootlicking.

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>>30791147
The prettiest pony of them all. And the cleanest.

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>>30791138
>last hour

Mate I've literally spent the entire day reading greentexts.

Get on my level faggot.

>>30791935
>the machine spins back and forth in short bursts, the agitator grinding against her soaked pussy
>with a clunk, it speeds up into faster paced bursts, causing her hips to buck into the shifting device
>with so little space in the tumbler, her ass is spread and exposing her ponut to the walls of the machine, sliding it over the smooth and soapy surface as it rocks her gently
>her weight causes the washer to tip off-balance, hitting the floor and forcing the entire thing to vibrate and shake, sending tingles up her spine as it adds a new level of pleasure to its ministrations
>breath heavy and bosom heaving, her moans increase with the rising motions, reaching a crescendo as it goes into top speeds
>her hooves slip on the wet opening of the lid, finding no purchase as she's consumed in the throes of ecstasy, mane sticking to her neck as suds & sweat mix and cover her body
>she's close, so close
>almost, almost...!
>the machine stops dead
>no, why?!
>click
>wait, when did the drain cycle start and finish?
>with another click, her eyes widen as the spin cycle starts in its place
>she's not even given a moment's preparation as the previous back and forth motions are replaced with a continuous super speed spin in one direction
>powerless to stop the sudden change the overwhelming sensation becomes too much, pushing her over the edge as she lets out an ear-piercing scream and crushes her nethers into the spinning pole, arcing her back and bracing her hooves against the rear of the machine
>a second wash of euphoria flows through her as she rides out wave after wave of mind-shattering orgasm, pressing herself harder into the pole
>until finally with a crack and a click, the machine buzzes out a finish alert as it shudders to a stop and dies, smoking
>she lay there panting, unable to move as her legs all the way up to her flanks are quivering and weak
>the agitator is irreparably bent off to one side where she pressed against it
>oops
>Anon's going to be so angry

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>>30792246
Cleanest pony, dirtiest mind.

>>30791138
What, you need help to look at pictures of horses?

>>30792530
Don't we all?

>captcha: "stop" "santa" STOP HIM

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>>30791139
um, i don't know, why don't you look at a calendar.