>friend invites you to his place >looks like he's

>>30790933
>"Princess" of (((Friendship)))

>>30790933
he and thorax probably hook up regularly and he forgot today was another one of those days.

>>30791721
Thorax specifically said that he had a problem he needed help with and Spike invited him to Ponyville. It wasn't just a day to hangout.

>>30791837
The problem was that his bug dick was dry

>>30791850
Ember showed him that female dragons could help him out with that as well.

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>>30790933
>his mom
I want this meme to end. Twilight's more like his sister.

>>30791991
>gives him a place to live
>feeds him
>gives him direction and discipline

She's basically a parent. Plus she hatched him so that has to count for something.

>>30790933
>first episode featuring thorax in a major way since the season 6 finale
>its a shitty spike episode that could be solved by the characters being upfront
You know its bad when the highlight of the episode is Thorax foreshadowing the plot of his next episode.

>>30792004
>gives him a place to live
pretty sure trees have done that since episode 1.
>feeds him
spike does all the cooking himself.
>gives him direction and discipline
they take turns with this one.

>>30790933
Fuuuuuuuuck spike, I'd throw thorax a killer party and top it off with a happy ending just for him.

>>30791860
>Cold bitchy lizard cloaca

Sorry bud, but thorax does not have shit taste.

>>30790933
>Spike is mediating talks between Thorax and Ember
>Twilight enters with rice krispy squares and tang

>>30792056
As much as I like the drink, I hope you mean something else by tang.

>>30790933
>Invite friend over to celebrate recent accomplishment in life
>Other friends, not connected to the accomplishment in any manner, get upset

You're presenting an unreasonable friend, OP. Nearly as unreasonable as Spike's assertions that they wouldn't get along.

>>30791837
True but it's still possible they hang out regularly for other reasons.
Only half excuses forgeting about this because it's more important than usual.