Someday I will be on my deathbed. Whether I am alone or surrounded

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It will actually take 1 year, your going to nearly die in a horrible car crash and become a veggie. Also you will go to equestria but you will become a bacteria in Glimmys rectum.

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>>30788300
this.

Are there actual people dumb enough to believe that they will go to Equestria when they die?

>>30789247

As you see.

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>>30789247

>>30788275
That's my fucking dream!

>Equestria
>Not the holy and reverend kingdom of god

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>>30788300

>>30789270

Heaven is what you make of it.

>>30789254
Why are you tipping me? Do you genuinely believe in an afterlife with ponies? Holy shit you're dumber than christians

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>>30789321
>Holy shit you're dumber than christians

>>30789332
STOP TIPPING ME

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>>30789321

>Holy shit you're dumber than Christians

I find nihilism to be a much sillier concept than an afterlife.

>>30789342
Its not nihilism. Why the fuck would you believe in something with no proof? Do you not see how retarded that is?

>>30789347

Why are you getting so aggressive over belief systems? Does it bother you so much, that folks have different perceptions of life? That's strikingly Christian-like, if I do say so myself.

I go by intuition. If it feels right to me, then it's right. That's all that matters. I don't need scripture or textbooks to dictate my life.

>>30788300
How is that a bad thing

>>30789364
I dont care about peoples beliefs systems, I care that there are people so fucking dense that they will belief anything that people say with absolutely no concrete proof.
its fucking embarrassing sharing a world with religiously people because theyre so fucking brain dead.

>If it feels right to me, then it's right.
then youre not living in reality. why the fuck would you base your entire existence around a god that you have no idea is even real or not?

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>>30789335

>>30789387
Get off your soapbox faggot.

>>30789387

Judging from all the spelling errors and rage in your post, I'm going to surmise that you're a teenager or something. Don't worry -- I went through an anti-religion stage at that time, too.

Also, I never claimed I believed in any deity. I just believe in myself, and focus solely on improving myself and making others around me happy. For the most part.

>then youre not living in reality

Is this reality, though? Or just your perception? Science isn't about conclusions, after all -- and it sounds like you've already made your conclusion.

>>30789406
Stop believing in fairy tales

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>>30789386
because you'll be in complete darkness, smelling Starlights poop and fart forever. Though i have to admit, i am getting hard writing this.

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>>30789387
>its fucking embarrassing sharing a world with religiously people because theyre so fucking brain dead.

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>>30789421
>Stop believing in fairy tales

>>30788294
did he died

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>>30789421

>>30789420
if youre not religious than why are you trying so hard to defend religious people?

>Science isn't about conclusion
but thatts not true at all, science gives us evidence and we can easily make conclusions from evidence

>>30789467

I'm not defending anyone. I think both sides are full of shit.

>>30789458
got me good lel

>>30788275
BZZZZ WRONG, by that time you'll be sick of this board and want nothing to do with it because something ten times better will have taken it's place, just like life on earth.

>>30789488
How are atheists full of shit? They're rational and sane. Meanwhile, Christians literally worships a floating man in the sky. They're insane schizophrenics that are a burden to society.

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>>30789572

>They're rational and sane

You mean the people who think the universe was created by some random gigantic fart?

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>>30789586
Did somebody say fart?

>>30789572
>Christians literally worships a floating man in the sky. They're insane schizophrenics that are a burden to society.

A .jpg tip won't be enough this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA

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>>30789592

I love that Glim is slowly being associated with that. Makes me happy.

>>30789586
Not all atheists believe that... And it's a theory that has actual scientific studies behind it. You're not being very charitable anon.

>>30789599
OH fuck off already! I'm sorry that hearing the truth is hard for you. Go back to worshipping your imaginary friend, maybe he'll bless you with an actual brain.

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>>30789626
same

>>30789636

Actual scientific studies, yes, but no definitive proof. As I said in a previous post, it's just another belief system; one that you're forcing upon others just because it comports with your perception of life.

Teenagehood is when you become an atheist. Adulthood is when you realize Agnosticism makes more sense.

>>30789683
No one is forcing anyone to believe in the big bang. If someone doesn't believe in the big bang then that's fine.
But if someone doesn't believe in God then they're literal demon worshippers going to suffer in hell for eternity

>>30789711
Agnosticism and atheist are the same thing, anon. Any atheist shown proof of God would have to believe in a God.

>>30789724
Atheism is blindly ruling out the existence of God without a single actual proof, just like the religious people do but the other way around.

Agnosticism is just the realization that we're not capable to know the answer to that question. It's the only rational approach to this problem.

>>30789716

...Except that scientists are forced to believe mainstream theories, lest they lose funding and face with the scientific community.

Sounds like the same shit to me.

>>30789716
No one is forcing you to believe in God if you live in a first world country, you absolute retard.

Back to /reddit/, please.

>>30789751
Agnosticism sounds like you're too much of a pussy to actually take a hard stance on anything so you just stay in the middle in the hopes of not offending anyone

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Remember when this thread wasn't people fighting about atheism and religion?

>>30789818
Do you mean when it was being derailed by Glimmerposters?

>not being an acolyte of a true Prophet, clan_iraq, and the objective, mathemathical proofs for viable metaforging
:puke: go back to loud house general

>>30789834
The point is, fuck this dumb discussion

>>30789888
Point is, fuck Poochieposters

>>30791004
Point is

Fuck this thread

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>Die a sad, lonely, awkward virgin.
>Wake up in Equestria.
>No pony wants to talk to you because you're a sad, lonely, awkward virgin.

Feels bad man.

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>>30788275
>But I will wait, patiently.

Like...a stone?

>>30789335
I'll tip you, bout tree fiddy

>>30788275
>Anon wishes he would go to equestria when he dies
>A hidden power grants him this wish
>5 years later Anon falls in love with some new fad waifu cartoon
>Another 5 years and another fad cartoon sates his loneliness and depression
>20 years later Anon dies of cancer thanks too all those custom waifu fleshlights he's been fucking
>As he dies he wishes he would go to <latest waifu fad's setting>
>Wakes up in equestria
>Spends life there in constant depression as he wishes to be with some other waifus

>>30788294
I don't want this to be me that's why I hope there's a war I get shipped and at least die trying to protect this country.

>>30789428
Fuckng faggot getting hard over shit and farts gtfo you fucking faggot.

>>30789572
You do know some atheists believe in the eradication of all religious people not all but some, who else believes that oh that's right people who follow religion not all but some.
So yeah, no I think you're wrong on all atheists are rational and sane, anon.
If anything we should ignore it.
Oh and also I'm atheist.

>>30789572
Did Chad from bible study fuck your crush or something?

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>>30794813
>he doesn't get had over Glimmer's shit and farts
gtfo you fucking faggot

>>30794934
Yeah, I'm not getting hard off the smell of shit including from this shit head.

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>>30789795

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>>30788275
You won't. If you beliee science isntead own delusions or religion then you would know that you cannot possibly percept anything after your brain cease to function.


So it like saying that a toy goes to heaven/equestria when you take out it's battery. It's like claiming that every dog and ant goes to Equestria etc. It's nonsense.

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>>30794936
>being this gay
Pathetic.

>>30794967
How am I being gay I'm not the one wanting stick my nose in glimmers ponut.

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>>30794978
>I'm not the one wanting stick my nose in glimmers ponut.
>How am I being gay

>>30794986
Your fetish is shit, so just eat shit and kill yourseldf

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>>30795154
>being this mad that you are gay
it's 2017 boy, it's fine to be gay now.