You're a sad virgin failure. What makes you think you'll

>posting rick and memey
it rhymes with cage

>>30788248
whatever to say, glimmer.

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>>30788262
(You)*
:^)

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My waifu is a sad virgin failure too

>>30788541
She gun b breed by fiddy zebras. And u gun watch u kuk!

>>30788546
Dont do this to me

>>30788553
Starlight got there first.

>>30788562
im ok with this

>>30788240
Look man I'm dealing with a lot right now I'm pretty certain I will be cucked by cat.
>Rarity please don't :,^(

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>>30788723
B A R B E D
A
R
B
E
D

>Moondancer

pretty much this >>30788541

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>>30788723
I'm sorry for you Anon, I'd feel like shit if rarara was my waifu too
But if that makes you feel better, know that I'll be heartily keking if or when it happens

>>30788240
>implying she could ignore me when every day I'll stroll on by her an affront to fashion
I'm thinking a red plaid button up with neon orange suspenders covered in tassels, bright pink roller skates and a fur aviator cap. And that's just day 1.

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>>30788240
maybe he'd care, just a little.

Because Equestria is a magic fairly tale land where everything always works out and every hardship is overcome and everyone loves each other. I'm not saying I'd magically stop being a human failure but it's probably a better prerequisite to develop good habits and get rid of old ones than the place I'm in right now.

>>30788240
Are you talking to a mirror or something, OP?

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>>30788240
>sad
true
>virgin
true
>failure
I have home, job and monies, just not my waifu to share it with.

>>30788240
I just know.

I can't explain why, I just do. Though that's good enough for me.

>>30788240
>rick and memerty

Opinion discarded

Something something all fields.

>>30788240
Everyone in Equestria, or at least Ponyville from what I've seen, seem to be one bad day close to a mental breakdown. I'd probably be considered normal and well-off compared to those fuckers since I don't have parties with sacks of dirt or abuse magic to turn the town into one giant toy orgy whenever I'm upset

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>>30788240

We're both lost and broken.

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>>30788753
>>30788921
Guys please

>>30788248
>>30789109
When did it become cool to hate this show

>>30790303
Whenever it gets noticed by normies, then it's garbage and must be hated.

>>30790303
When it become popular. Dont you know 4chan ?

>>30790318
>>30790319
So you admittedly liked it, but now hate it simply because more people like it as well?

That seems hipster and stupid.

>>30790303
When it become popular. Dont you know 4chan ?

>>30790324
Well not we. We just told you how others may think

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>>30790369
>>30790319
why did you post that two times?

>>30788248
>it rhymes with cage

Sage?

>>30790446
no, you underage.

>>30788248
>>30790446
>>30790450
Fuck off, ziggers.

>>30790318
>>30790319
>>30790369
>hating something popular because it's popular to hate things because they're popular
Kek, love this stupid group mentality shit hipsters pull. They become the thing they hate.

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>>30788240

>Are you strong?
No.
>Can you do magic?
No.
>Do you have any friends that can recommend you for a job?
What? Isn't that supposed to be what you're doing?
>Anon, I'm the Princess of Friendship. I can't spend all of my time trying to find you work when there's other ponies who need my help.
Oh.
>I'm sorry Anon. I wish I could be more helpful but you need to find a job if you want to afford living in Equestria. Do you at least have a place to stay?
N-No...
>Well, you better find a place fast. Looks like we're having another stormy night again. Best of luck Anon, I know you can do it!
T-Thanks...

>>30790697
You're telling me with the seize of the castle that you have, you dont have a spare bedroom? I mean, I could always sleep in your library or in bed with you or Glimmy.

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>>30790303
It's the same shit as when /v/ loved Undertale

>>30788240
I'm fit, not a virgin, and am very good at math. If I ended up in Equestria, I'd try to become an inventor, creating things that combine physics and magic. I'd try to create some sort of magical computer science too, so I could do programming in Equestria. Maybe I'd seek out Flim & Flam for a head start, they had the right idea but were terrible at marketing and business plans.

I think I'd impress Twilight with my love of learning and research, but even if she wasn't interested, I'm sure I'd be able to find someone else.

>>30790757
>lying
>on the internet

>>30788248
>he doesn't know how sage is pronounced
kys

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>>30788541
Every day famalam :(

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>Waifu a regular changeling.
>Just have to sit there and feel love.
>In order to feel love i just need a hug.
There's the chance i'd be whored out to the hive, but honestly i wouldnt exactly complain about that.

>>30790763
get out underage

>>30788248
Someone's new

>>30788240
You are throwing a tantrum. What makes you think you have a right to live?

>>30788240
I'm a failure because I had a shitty education. Maybe I would have another chance in equestria.

>>30788753
>>30788921
Rarity's gonna get her pony pussy stuffed with some cat dick.

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>>30788240
OP is right.

I'd be the friendless social leper I am here. I might be able to find a cave in the Everfree Forest and become a hermit, if they'd allow me that.

The problem isn't everyone else. There's something very wrong with me. Going to a different world wouldn't change that.