Dadonequus: One True Pairing Edition

>>30782493
Alright, who was fapping instead of paying attention to the last thread? Cough cough Ben cough

>>30782548
Why you didn't post green, senpai?

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>>30782493
>Fillylestia doing the "swallow a whole banana in one bite" trick in front of her son

>>30782615
>She does it to try seduce her own son

>>30782755
>"You're not getting turned on by your own mother, are you?"
>She rubs up against your side, brushing her tail under your chin
>Then she notices your erection
>"Is this for me? Oh my, this is the best mother's day present ever~"

>>30782897
>>30782755
wut when did /mom/ arrive?

>>30783212
Mom was always here, silently fapping in the background.

>>30778601


>After a few minutes, the officer had returned, slowly walking towards me. With each step he took, my heart sank deeper and deeper in my chest.
>He was looking slightly down, avoiding eye contact, but still keeping his professional demeanor.
>As I thought… of course they wouldn’t let me even see my own daughter… I knew it was pointless to ask… but I wanted to see what they had to say in this situation.
“...What did they say?”
>”Well…” The officer tugged on his collar and scratched the stubble on his chin. A sudden pause before he answered. “They denied your request. Sorry, but you’ll have to leave now.”
>He opened his mouth once more to say something more comforting or reassuring, but shut it tightly, turning his head to the side, looking back at the explosion site.
>I stared back, my body becoming numb. I couldn’t move a muscle on my face, I had no energy to respond or retaliate back...
>I thought back to a few minutes ago, when I had first heard that her apartment had been blown up.
>How I dropped everything to see if she was alive...
>How I risked losing my only dead end job...
>Risking the little financial comfort we both had now and for the future...
>Just for her… my heart clenched in my chest as it filled with a weird fuzzy feeling…
>The realization... of how Anon keeps me going, how she gave me hope that life is more than just pain and suffering.
>Finally, I cracked a faint smile as my eyes began to tear up, one escaping and trickling down my right cheek.

>>30783373
>Yet, my mind had to accept the fact, that my only drive in life… Was gone.
>My smile didn’t feel like staying anymore.
>The tears eased back as the one on my cheek slowly dried up.
>The sounds of the police sirens, the crowd, the world around me… slowly faded.
>The beating of my heart slowly increased in volume, drumming into my ear.
>My vison slowly focused solely on the collapsed building, blurring out anything in my peripheral.
>Her voice echoed in my mind, as if she was right there.
‘Hey, stop being such an old man! You’re only 32!’...
‘You look a lot better when you smile, Dad.’...
‘I know things look rough… But there’s always another way, like you always tell me!’
>I gulped to get rid of the dryness in my throat, my senses quickly returning.
“Well… thanks for trying, anyways...”
>The officer had already left to fend off the crowd trying to get a glimpse of the disaster as I was dozing into my thoughts.
>It didn’t bother me, I had met thousands of people as careless as that officer. It was more reassuring than depressing at this point.
>Who could blame him? He’s probably met people like me thousands of times, too.
>I turned away though I could still feel his gaze on me.
>I had lost more than just Anon that morning.

>>30783376
>I moved past the group of people that gathered around the closed off road.
>Some were yelling at the officers, trying to get in, others giving up and returning to their daily lives.
>One man in the crowd noticed me leaving, averting his attention away from the spectacle towards me.
>Turning the corner on the way back to my car, I felt someone grab my shoulder.
>I paid no attention as I continued down my path, the sound of sirens slowly diminishing as I went.
>My brain was tired already, my body slowly feeling weaker and weaker.
>”Sir, may I speak with you for a moment?”
>No response. I continued down the path.
>”Please sir, I need to speak with you”
>...
>”I know about your daughter.”

To the Anon that is writing the four colts of apocalipsis:
Damn, just damn that last part was so great, I felt good reading it this morning.
But not only that but I thought the colts were the horsemen, but my surprise (or maybe I'm slow) was when you said they were the horses and not the horsemen! That makes it even neat-o.

Dividing the colts between ponies was good too, hell I can't wait to see Famine with Pinkie and Death with Applejack.
Also pastebin when?

>>30783385
Thanks for updating like a normal writefag, lask

>>30783385
Fuck off, cancer.

>>30783385
>>30783376
>>30783373
Is this the dad? will we have a fight between human dad and dadonequus?

>>30784323
Shh, Dad vs. Dad will come
>>30783979
No problem.

To the apocalypse colts guy. Your story is funny but do you have a pastebin?

>>30782493
I'm still sad that we never got an alt ending where phd gave up and decided to keep Fillylestia with him

>>30785967
Join the dark side, we've got fillies?

>>30786017
Rather the chaos side, Fillylestia was pumped with chaos magic and she fucking loved it

>>30785533
this. Pastebin when?

>You slowly open your eyes and rise from your slumber at the sound of various clocks simultaneously
“Agh… my head hurts. Next time I’m bringing the Alberto Alpha with me…”
>As you slowly recover from your fatigue of not having any clone around, you let out a small yawn and stretch your tiny colt hooves.
“Mmmnnn… I feel as if I drank too much alcohol and I magically moved to somewhere else… probably Tijuana, it’s always Tijuana.” You said with annoyance while you scratched the back of your head with your hind hoof.
>As you started to become more aware of your surroundings, you noticed something odd about the place you were currently at.
>You weren’t at the cloud that Discord created or in El Dorado anymore, instead you were sitting on a very comfortable stone bench.
>This was way too elegant for your standards.
“What the- I don’t remember having this bench in my island! Or… Am I in some other place? Where in the…?“
>You slowly get up from the bench and look around you. You were in some big ass garden; there were many flowers with red and yellow colors, mostly yellow; it looks as if someone maintains this place on a daily basis to make everything look perfect.
>But still… where were you? Did Discord leave you in this place? It… doesn’t look too chaotic, well, despite the hard air stream, everything looks too normal.
>Like, too normal for Discord. If you were him, you would make the roses… rainbow colored or some shit like that and make circular paths around the place.
>There is also the probability that he is simply tricking you.
“Where in the hay I am now?”
>Wait a moment.
>…
>Did you just say an implied vulgar pony word again?
>Ugh.
“Dammit, I’m getting too used to pony words…” You say while taking a look around while walking by the garden. “Give me some time and I’ll be forgetting that I was a human too… hah, whatever. I gotta see what this place is or where I am.”
>Oh yeah baby, it’s scouting time!

>>30786993

>Time to make some goggles appear on your head and a telescope with a map of this place alongside something to eat since you were a bit hungry.
>You close your eyes to concentrate and…
“Hnnng…”
>Despite focusing, nothing happens.
>Not even the half telescope appeared …
“Hmm? Am I still powerless about my clones not being near me? How odd. I thought, since I’m already awake, I could do some chaotic magic… oh well, there goes my idea to change the flowers into tamales.”
>You shrug it off like you do with everything and keep walking through the garden.
“Man, this place sends chills down my spine… and the wind is so strong, it feels like I’m inside a freaking tornado.”
>You notice that the garden had a direct access to a beach. Nothing too peculiar or detailed, it was just a normal looking set of stairs and a normal looking beach; the sea itself looked dubious tho… the waves look dangerous probably due to the wind
“Uh… not a beach I would enjoy.” You say while continuing walking across the garden.
>Are you in some sort of resort? An island? You have no idea of where you were… but you are getting tired of walking.
>Or are you? You don’t feel /that/ tired.
>Then again, why the fuck you can’t do chaos magic? Is there something that Discord hasn’t told you about your magic? Or maybe you’re out of juice?
>You keep walking and wondering about this weird garden. But you were starting to get bored of walking around.
>Who knows? Maybe you were walking in circles.
“Man, this garden is starting to feel like a maze… better get a scouting spot instead of horsing around.”
>Pun totally intended.
>You turn your head around to try and see if you could get to a high place to survey the area, but no luck.
“Aw, mierda.” You kick the ground in annoyance. “…Wait a minute, where are my translated dialogues? Is there something wrong?”
>Now this is weird. You didn’t expect it to get /this/ bad with your magic.
“Como sea…”

>>30787092

>As you turn around in defeat, you find what appears to be a pavilion that seemingly appeared from out of thin air.
>It was probably in the middle of the garden, with white pillars that combined with the garden and what not.
“Uh… why am I feeling vertigo in my ass all of the sudden? There’s something odd about it and so out of place.”
>Your left ear perks up as you hear jingle bells near your left side.
“Uh?” You look at the direction of the sound but spot nothing.
>Your right ear perks up as another set of jingle bells started to sound next to you.
“Wha-?”
>When you turn to your right, you spot a majestic golden butterfly flying near you.
>Long time no see, Miss butterfly!

>>30787098

“Oh hi! You… you’ll need a name if you plan on continuing following me, buddy.” You touch your chin with your hoof while thinking. “Hmmm… what name to call you… uh, Mariposa is butterfly in English, so… Mariposa… Mari… Maria? Yup, Maria suits a butter-“ As you keep talking to yourself the golden butterfly starts to fly away in the direction of the pavilion.
>Oh shit! Better catch up with her!
“Maria! Wait for me!”
>You start trotting in direction of the golden butterfly.
>Or, as you call her now, Maria.
>Despite the strong winds, she flies really well; even you were struggling to gallop any faster.
>Maria gets to the pavilion first and as you enter it, someone was waiting for you in the pavilion.
>Or well, more like somepony.
>Drinking from a white cup of tea and sitting while smiling gladly at you, was a mare with ginger-blonde mane, light white coat, and blue eyes. She had a bow adorned in her mane, a choker and she was wearing a ball gown-like dress. Everything she was wearing was dark brown, although the ball gown-like dress was more blackish and had yellow lines in the form of wings.
>The golden butterfly, Maria, was nowhere to be found though.
>”Ah… welcome.” The mare takes a sip from her cup and continues smiling at you. ”I see you’ve come to my private tea party, young Prince.”


So I'm gonna divide the updates in 1k each day, if thread is slow tomorrow I'll dump it.

>>30783385
Whoa there. I like this direction for the story. Sounds like her dad has a shit lifew on Earth. I wonder if he'd be better off in Equestria raising his filly daughter again with a new line of work

"I know it does, speaking of which..."
>You hopped onto the bed and laid on your side as you gave her a seductive stare
"How about we make this a REALLY relaxing night, ehhhh?"
>You wiggled your eyebrows at her
>"Hmmm..." She looked back at you, with a stare equally as seductive. "You mean you want your beautiful wife, right?"
"..You bet.."
>She leaned over the bed and looked directly at you with a little giggle "You want me to lay on this bed, and let you have your way with me, don't you?"
"Mhmmmm..."
>HERE IT COMES!
>She climbs onto the bed and lays on her side facing towards you, still giving you that seductive little smile. "You want to make me feel warm all over, hmmm?"
>You couldn't help but let out a dumb little titter
"Allll over~"
>"Good..." She slowly adjusts herself and faces away from you before snuggling in a blanket. She then yawns "Do you think you can use your horn to give me a back rub? Pwetty pwease?" She says with a childish tone
>.......dammit...
"...So no...y'know"
>She giggles as she awaits her back rub "Honey, we're here on business. We can't get distracted by things like that"
>...You hated business sooo damn much. But fine, if it made her happy then it shall be done. You loved her too much to see her upset.
>You put on your hand and produced a few magical hands to expertly and gently massage her upper back. Her coos and soft moans we're getting to you...but you had to stand firm, and not give in.
>"....Of course, if everything goes perfectly and you behave yourself. I....might be willing to try one of those "kinky" things you wanted to try with your horn" She says with a soft pampered sigh
>......
>.......
>.....
>Brain.exe not found!
"Do you actually mean that?"

>>30787214
>"Mhmmm. This is a very important trip after all. By setting up a Barnyard Bargains here, we can help fix the economy here through our own business practices. It took me a lot of time making sure what we'll be selling here in Griffonstone to make sure we don't drive any griffon out of business while still providing them with goods they will want to eat and use for their day to day lives. And with some of the profits going into further renovation of the kingdom AND being given as charity to the less fortunate griffons around town. It should really REALLY help the slight greedy attitude problem this place has. But you already knew all that...At least, I hope you were paying attention the last few times I told you anyway." She then giggled as she closed her eyes to sleep "Of course, it'd really help me if you cooperated outside the promise of a night of fun times. To be as princely as I know you...can......be" She started to nod off, and fall asleep amidst the back rub.
>When she conked out. You let out a heavy sigh as your horn popped off, making the hands disappear.
>You frowned at her last words.
>All she wanted was for you to behave, even if the griffons didn't.
>She even offered you awesome times if you managed it.
>And it made you feel like shit. Well, sorta. You had been wanting to use the horn for some kinky sex.
>But at what price?
>You said you could do it, but you snapped at anything that seemed wrong.
>.....ugh
>You leaned over and gave her a gentle kiss on the cheek
"I promise, I REALLY promise this time. I'll be your prince, and we'll get through this together. Whatever you need from me, I'll do without question. And I'll be courteous and nice no matter how much bullshit is tossed at me....Goodnight my princess"
>You cuddled into her to keep her warm. And went to sleep

>>30787168
Holy shit, almost no grammatical mistakes this time! Seriously though this whole thing is super interesting

>>30787214
>but you had to stand firm
suggestivesmileyface.pak

>>30787353
Yah, asked Elo for help this time.
I miss Sunfag ;_;

>>30787291
>Of course, there was one other issue you had to deal with.
>And no, it wasn't that.
>When you woke up from your lust filled dreams, you moved your hooves about only to realize your lovely wife wasn't there.
"Diamond?! Shit..."
>You say as you wake up and realize you once again overslept...as usual...always.
"GODDAMMIT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP PROMISES IF I ALWAYS...huh?"
>You noticed a wrapped sugar cube candy on her pillow, it was placed on top of a note.
"...what's this?"
>You take the candy and unwrap it before popping it in your mouth. You then start to read the note.
>As you read, your dread started to leave you. Even though you still felt rather stupid for not setting an alarm.
>The note itself was from Diamond. She wasn't angry it seems, as he had decided to get up earlier than even she had planned. She wanted to use the extra time to explain to the manager of the hotel how he could make this THE place to stay within the kingdom by being more passionate, compassionate, less cheap, and providing the basics to all customers for free rather than making them pay for it. Having more patrons would certainly increase profits despite the extra cost. And given the candy placed on your pillow, it seems the manager may have taken her advice....even if it did taste cheap.
>You snickered to yourself. You wife was awesome.
>You got up and popped your horn on to produce a super smooth business suit upon yourself. If you were going to do this, you had to look sharp.
>As you left the hotel, you had a floating comb go through your mane to make it look it's best by the time you reached the plot of land.

>>30782493
So, was ben's paste bin deleted?

>>30787437
>You even gave a "Hi" and "Hello" to griffons young and old as you passed them by. Some responded much like a friendly pony would, the little griffon children especially seemed much more happy and playful then what you thought they'd act like in the worst times the kingdom had faced,
>Yes, today..you'd do this right and make your wife happy.
>"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" You hear Diamond yelling in the distance.
>Shit, she didn't sound happy at all!..Dammit Gilda, what did you do?!
>But when you arrived at the plot of land. You didn't see her yelling at Gilda. Instead, she seemed to be angry at some other griffon. An older looking female griffon with a rather stylish red hat with a large rim. Almost like those old hats you'd see women wear in a Noire. She also had a red dress to match. But despite looking classy, she seemed to be angering your wife pretty bad. What happened?!
>Well, whatever it was. You felt like you had to step in and find out what the fuck was going on.
>"...There you are, where have ya been?" You stop, hearing a familiar voice from behind.
>You look back to see Gilda landing behind you with a scroll in her talons.
"Gilda?..mmm, What's going on? Who is that griffon? Why is my wife so angry?"
>"Because that griffon over there, Gwyndylon I think her name is, says she owns the land now. Even says the contract applies to her instead of me. Now, I'm not TOO versed in the old laws of the land. But something stinks around here and I want to know what it is. So I went to the library and found this scroll." She then tosses it over to you "And you're gonna read it. I'm not too good at this bigger business stuff. So just read it and figure out how we can get rid of this dweeb"

>>30787569
"Woah woah, slow down."
>The fuck was even going on right now. You were still trying to figure it out.
"She just came in and said the land was hers? That doesn't seem right to me. And even if it was, she can't be part of the contract. She didn't sign it, right? I mean...."
>You pick up the scroll and open it as you begin to read.
"Even if she bought that patch of land, that doesn't make her entitled to.......oh crap"
>According to the scroll. If a griffon pays the original owner, which in this case is the new council to the city, double the bits of the original price the land was purchased at. Then that new payee gains the land and everything with it. Contracts and all.
>No wonder Diamond was pissed, this shit came right out of the blue.
>But then you realized something, sighed, and tossed the scroll away.
"I didn't take somepony like you to worry about something like this. So what if she buys up the land? So what? We can get another patch of land somewhere else AND in the case of the contract? Cancel it and give you another one. Problem solved."
>Gilda put her talons to her forehead and shook her head "Geez, you really are a dweeb. You can't just cancel a contract here in Griffonstone."
>Back to the insults...course
>You raise an eyebrow at her
"And why not?"
>"Because here in Griffonstone, if you cancel a contract early, you gotta give the other guy a share of your company. Duh..." Gilda mocked
>Patience Anon...patience.
"Fine! Then watch as I handle this personally. Gwyndolyn was it? Nah, she's nothing. I've got this"
>You turn and walk over to the old griffon and your wife. Gilda reaches out to stop you. But then stops and rolls her eyes "Fine, do things the hard way....not like I cared or anything about this place..". Despite her words, she takes the scroll and starts reading through it herself to find some sort of loophole to stop this sudden take over.

Do I smell underhanded human business practices with a Saturday morning moral?

>>30787740
Or human jewish tactics

>>30787437
>he had decided
O-Oh so Diamond decided to become a kinky trap

>>30788307
"They killed sixty gorillion of my people, Gwyndolyn."
>"Uh, how many is that again?"
"Enough to fill a whole room!"
>Squawk!

>>30787168
Oh, is Alberto in some kind of Illusion? Can't use his chaos maybe because he's too far away from his clones? and who is that pony? I also can't wait to see how he's going to face Sombrero.

>>30782580
Don't write that fast senpai...
But I did update my pastebin with the post that apparently nobody saw at all
https://pastebin.com/cvbceWPv
So you can check that out if it helps

>>30787592
Oh now who is the fucking jew cunt who made mt waifu Gilda upset?

>>30789317
I never knew that you updated. I'll def check what you did later today

>>30783543
>>30785533
>>30786836
Thanks. Unfortunately it's been so long since I last wrote anything I don't remember my pastebin, I'll probably have to make a new one.

I'll try and get an update out sometime today.

>>30789317
Why not post them in the thread though?

>>30789317
Please post moar

>”What the hay was that?!”
>Dang it! This is just what you needed, more sixth graders.
>”Do I look like a crystal ball? Keep those fat hooves moving!”
>”Shut up! I’m not that fat!”
>”Yes, you are! That’s why you play defense in hoofball!
>Thank the heavens, they didn’t sound like they were very close to your position, but man they could yell.
>Still, it would be for the best if you didn’t stay here any longer. So that means that it was time for some magic! Law physics bending teleportation magic!
>And lady luck was continuing smiling at you with her crooked teeth since the little stunt from before hadn’t drained you as much as you believed.
>You found that it was easy-peasy to teleport to the end of the hallway. Woo! No magical short-circuit! Hah, Hah, take that fourth graders! You kicked their flanks without consuming much magic!
>You couldn’t celebrate with a victory dance since you heard the hoofsteps of the sixth graders which meant that they were getting closer to you.
>Better not tempt lady luck this time. She’s kind of an unstable person. Instead of using another teleportation spell. You galloped in search of Golden Thunder’s classroom.
>Thankfully, the coast was clear in this new and unexplored… at least for you… hallway. Kind of curious, since this was the only part of the school so far where you didn’t feel a slight sense of claustrophobia.
>Mostly because while on your right, you could find the typical doors and lockers, on your left there was nothing but a giant set of windows.
>You could see the rooftops of the towers and old, yet fancy buildings from Canterlot and down below, you had a very nice view of the schoolyard covered in snow.
>Odd… there wasn’t a single soul at the schoolyard, not even the sixth graders were patrolling that area.

>>30790523
>Hmm… to be fair… it wasn’t completely out of place. It wasn’t time for recess, it’s just that considering everything that has been going on, it seems unlikely that those idiots would respect the school’s schedule.
>Maybe they have “guards” patrolling the doors that lead to the schoolyard? That could be a better and much more optimal way to keep ponies away from that particular area
>Problem is… you don’t think that there are enough sixth graders to pull that. Then again… the fourth graders were working with them for some unknown reason.
>Will the sixth and fourth graders prevent the students from having their recess? Good question, but it was a question that would have to wait for an answer.
>You were getting a bit too derailed on this subject and tt’s still too early for recess. You should continue focusing on finding out where the Golden Thunder’s classroom is.
>…And you hoped that you could manage to do it sooner rather than later. Those sixth graders were getting closer. You were sure of it.
>Alright… a door with a Happy Panda. Okay… you walked through the hallway… a very long hallway you have to add, but still couldn’t find that classroom. Gosh darn it! Where is it?
>You saw a couple doors with… a pirate logo hanging from them for some reason. Huh, these ones were labeled as 2-A and 2-B.
>Maybe these were the second graders classrooms? But why would they have something like a pirate flag hanging from their doors?
>You slapped your own precious face. Focus Anon! You don’t have time for this!
>As you continued walking down the hallway, you found where the games room, the projector room and other, you though, school clubs rooms were.
>But still, no sign of the frickin’ door with the happy panda! Gosh darn it! Maybe that filly tricked you! Maybe she lured you into a trap just so she…
“Oh, there it is…”

>>30790532
>Lo and behold! After a small set of lockers, you found a pale blue door. The window was labeled as “1-B”. Below it, you could see a cardboard cutout a cartoony panda who was happily eating a bamboo stick.
>You couldn’t find but to find the little Panda as nothing short of adorable. The fella was wearing a little mask that covered its eyes, a red cape and had superman-style logo on the chest. But rather than the “S” this one had two letters: FG
>Thanking the heavens that you didn’t encounter any major complications on your way here, you let out a sigh in relief and knocked on the door.
>After some moments waiting, you started to get nervous. While you couldn’t hear the sixth graders anymore, you were sure that they would be here in any minute.
>Why were they taking so long to answer the door?! Maybe… they didn’t hear you? Probably… hopefully…hng… better knock again to be sure.
>A young male voice called from the other side of the door before you could do that ”W-Who is it? Is it another one of those villains?”
>You tried your best to contain your frustration and instead, replied back with a somewhat friendly tone.
“Oh c’mon! Of course not! My name is Anon. I’m from the fifth grade… and you guys were supposed to know that already!”
>”W-Well, I don’t know no Anon. Watchu want?” The colt asked with a defensive tone.
“I know that you don’t know who I am! BUT! But, but, but! One of your friends does! Tell me, do you know someone who goes by … uh… how do I say it? It’s not really her name, it’s more like an alias”
>”What’s an alias? And why do you say someone instead of somepony? Why do you speak with those funny words? Oh! I know, you’re one of those villains, arentcha? And you just want to trick me to open the door and bring our league down dontcha?!”

>>30790557
>You rolled your eyes and let out a groan. Calm down Anon… these are very young foals and it’s obvious that they would be on the defensive.
“Listen mate, I don’t have all day to explain myself or my cool way of speaking. I dunno your friend’s name, but she called herself the “Golden Thunder” is she here? Because if she is, then you can bet that she will tell you that I’m cool.”
>”Y-Yes… she got here like five minutes ago… but how do you know about that? What…” You heard some muffled yet squeaky voices coming from the other side who you supposed were saying something to the colt “You serious? Ah, pony-feathers! I’m coming, I’m coming” The colt spoke louder, you guessed so you could hear him “Err… can you hold on for a minute?”
>You let out a small groan and rolled your eyes, but complied nonetheless. After all, you didn’t have any other option.
“Sure, I guess. Just don’t take too long, alright?”
>”Yeah, yeah, it will be just a minute…” After that, you heard several muffled voices coming from the other side of the door, and you sure as Tartarus couldn’t understand anything they were saying.
>The one thing that you could tell was that the muffled voices were in the middle of a… discussion? Argument? You weren’t sure and that didn’t help with your mood.
>You decided to put your ear against the door to try to listen to what these guys were saying.
> The door opened before you could do any eavesdropping, making you flinch and take a couple steps back ”Alright… eh… what was your name again? Ayynon? That’s kind of a weirdo’s name y’know? Whatever, the league says that you can come in”
>At the door frame was standing a very chubby colt who was wearing a red pajama that covered his entire body except for his muzzle and eyes.

>>30790566
>Those holes in the pajama were badly cut. His little attire had blue socks attached where the ears would go and the guy was wearing a blue cape.
>”What’re you doin’?” The chubby colt asked as he tilted his head “Were you tryin’ to spy on us?”
>You quickly shook your head and offered the chubby colt a smile that by the look of his face, made him more suspicious.
“What? Spying? Me? Nah, nah, nah! You’re wrong, mate. I would never spy on anyone, maybe the sixth and fourth graders would… but not me. Nu-uh. I’m incapable of doing such thing”
>The chubby colt stared stoically at you for a couple seconds before shrugging your shady attitude off “Whatever… uh…Ayynon. Seriously, what a weird name but meh” He looked back and shrugged again “You’re you and you helped one of our friends. So the league says you’re okay. So you can come into our headquarters, but if you do anything weird then I’ll… uh… guess I’ll ask you to leave? Yeah, I’ll ask you to leave! So ya better not be doin’ anything suspicious, m’kay?”
>Did he really believe that you would something like that? You were the Prince of Harmony for Pete’s sake! You even saved one of his classmates! C’mon, he had no reason to distrust you in this way.
“Mate…”
>You swallowed your pride before you said something that could hurt him. He’s younger than you, just… just don’t mind his little mistakes.
“You have nothing to worry about, alright? I promise that I won’t do anything villainous. Now, why don’t you show me the way through your… headquarters.”
>”Sure!” The chubby colt nodded “But remember, you made a promise to not being a villain and if you break it, then your teeth will fall off and your tail will be haunted by a bunch of flies all your life… or that’s what my daddy tells me, anyways” He then walked into the classroom not before motioning you to follow him.

>>30790577
>You let out a sigh in relief and closed your eyes for a moment before stepping into the classroom.
>Okay… let’s hope that little filly and her classmates aren’t too traumatized by what’s going on… and you also prayed that they weren’t facing a similar situation like the one you saw with Scribble Scrabble and his Crayola.
>Alright, the first thing to notice was that this classroom is completely different from the ones you have seen before.
>The room was very well lit, allowing you to see the small bookshelves that the classroom had. One was below the chalkboard that had drawings of heroes defeating some thieves dressed in black and white clothing, while the other was placed was in between two colorful drawers at the opposite end of the classroom.
>Posters with crudely drawn symbols were plastered all over the walls along with the mighty symbols from every Power Pony along with pictures and drawings of Daring Do and some of the Wonderbolts.
>Yeah… they had some real books but you could clearly saw that most of the stuff in those bookshelves were comic book compendiums, Daring Do’s books and…
>Burnferno: the Warrior Within? Gusty the Great? Alicorn Aliens vs Space Ponies? Aren’t’ those a bit too much for these kids? Great books though… except for Alicorn Aliens, that one was just insultingly bad.
>Point is, it seems like these kids have much more books than any other class you’ve seen so far.
>Not only that, but on top of all the cute drawers and shelves you saw…well their saddlebags, but also a lot of notebooks, quills and ink.
>The most unique aspect of this classroom had to be that all of the tables were gathered in a semi-circle, and at the center of it, the teacher’s desk was put in place.
>You found it cute that the teacher’s desk displayed the same happy hero Panda from the door.

>>30790582
>Every first grader was sat at their respective place in the semi-circle. Just like with the Golden Thunder and the chubby colt from before, they all were wearing weird-looking pajamas with different badly crafted symbols that hung on their chests.
>Why were all of them staring so intently at you, though?
>It was… incredibly uncomfortable to say the least. Sure, you were used that ponies looked at you and even liked it at times thanks to your preferences for being a leader.
>This felt different though, like you weren’t really welcomed in their classroom.
>Luckily, the Golden Thunder was here, and when the little gal saw you, she immediatly waved at you and happily exclaimed “Mr. Prinshe! Hiiiii~! Did you defeat those nashty villains?”
>Feeling a bit more relieved thanks to the friendly face, you let out a small sigh, nod and then put up a cocky grin as you raised your right front hoof up to a bend.
“I told you already, mate. I’m the Prince. There’s no way that I would lose against them”
>”Woohoo!” The little filly threw her front hooves in the air and then looked left and right “You see guysh? I told ya that Ayynon here is a real hero!”
>You chuckled a bit and shook your head
“I’ve been called many things, but heroic ain’t one of them… not even my moms call me like that… a-anyway, I’m glad to see that you got to your classroom.”
>”This isn’t a classroom!” The chubby colt angrily said as he walked past you and sat at a table “I told ya already, these are our headquarters!”
>You raised an eyebrow at the chubby colt. He was taking this little play-pretend game a bit too seriously for your tastes.
“I see… so what exactly do your guys do in your “headquarters” when you’re not… y’know… on heroic business?”
>”We talk about the heroic things we’re gonna do!” The chubby colt proudly said
“…Really?”

>>30790605
>”Mhm! But that’s not everything!” The Goden Thunder happily and frantically nodded. “We alsho like to play other games! Our teacher likes to gives tooons of ideas when she reads a new story for us!”
>Oh, so that’s where they got the idea for being superheroes.
“That sounds neat, that teacher of yours must be doing a great work if it’s making you read more and actually like it”
>”Yeah! And that’s not it! Y’see, our teacher…” The chubby colt cleared his throat and changed to a serious tone “I mean, our awesome commander also taught us how to tell stories of our own!”
>The classroom finally broke the heavy atmosphere as all of the foals started to giggle.
>”Yup! I’m not very good like most of you but… I really like telling the class what I did with my mommy!”
>Well, it looks like your initial fears were wrong, the first graders were just playing around by pretending to be superheroes. Thank the heavens, a grade less to worry about.
“I’m glad that you guys are doing alright. It was nice to meet ya and thanks for letting me inside your headquarters. I’ll be on my way now”
>Letting out yet another sigh in relief, you stretched a bit and walked towards the door.
>”Waaaait!” the Golden Thunder quickly got up from her chair and ran at you “You’re leaving already?”
>You slowly nodded as you placed your hoof on the door-knob
“Yes… that’s what ponies usually mean by “I’ll be on my way””
>”But! But!” The little filly lowered her head as her ears dropped “Why do you have to go so soon?”
>You rolled your eyes and then gently raised the Golden thunder’s head as you gave her a reassuring smile
“I’m sorry my little friend, but you’ve already seen how bad things are right now. I need to go out there and solve this whole mess before it gets even worse.”

>>30790630
>”B-But why are you doing this alone? How are you even gonna pull this off?” The filly asked with a worried tone in her voice.
“Do I need to tell you who I am again? I do what I do because I must. As for what the plan is… well, it’s the sixth graders who’re pulling the strings. I just gotta find their leader and make him stop this mess… my only problem is, I have no idea where that meathead idiot is, but don’t worry. I'll figure that out… eventually.”
>”Uhm…” The little filly tilted her head and raised an eyebrow at you “What do ya mean? Isn’t that pony in his classhroom?”
>You blinked a couple times and raised an eyebrow… then you answered her with a monotonous voice.
“I…don’t know actually…I-I never thought on looking there”
>”Y’know Mr. Prinshe” the little filly tapped her chin as she went into deep thought “I’m shure that if I was a big bad guy, which I’m not, and my minions were all over the place doing bad guys stuff, then I probably wouldn’t go out of my bad guy fortress…”
>the Golden Thunder then shrugged off and giggled “That’s what happens in the shtories that our teacher reads to us anyway… uh… Mr. Prinshe? A-Are you alright?”
>Despite the Golden Thunder sounding worried, you didn’t answer her. Instead, you walked at the nearest wall and slammed your face against it.

>>30790635
Woops! Forgot to say that this shall be the chapter for today. Please expect more in the next couple daya

>>30790712
It's shit.

>>30790635
Gotta love how filled with personality this school is even when by the show standards is not accurate. I don't mind though it's way more entertaining than having every single aspect of Anon's life to be absolutely perfect

>>30787168

>You were about to speak, but those words she said… young prince? You don’t remember if Discord publicly said that you were the successor to the throne yet, but that strikes you out of nowhere.
“Uhm, hello?” You awkwardly wave your hoof at the mysterious mare.
>She slowly raises her hoof and points in front of her where a chair was.
>”Please, be my guest and take a seat.”
>Well, since you don’t have anything else to do… why not? You like to talk with strangers.
>Uncle Incognito always told you that talking with strangers was rad. You miss that son of a bitch.
>Also she looks like the calm kind to talk with… maybe she can tell you what this place is.
>You try to fly with your chaotic magic… aaaaand faceplant the floor.
>…Right, your magic isn’t available thanks to your fatigue… that you no longer feel! Damn, way to look like a fool in front of a new pony you just meet!
>You shrug off your fall and thankfully, the mare doesn’t say anything about it, so you just climb to the chair and sit in front of her.
>The table had a tea set that was ready to use.
>And she was just staring with a smile that was… starting to get creepy. It was almost a grin, you think.
>”Would you like some tea?” She asks, holding the teapot with her hooves.
“Uhmm… sure.”
>As you watch her serve the tea, you notice something really, really, REALLY, odd. This pony is an earth pony, but… there is something so odd that you can’t get your sight off.
>The cup of tea that she was filling… it was floating with a yellow aura around it.
>Was there somepony else in this garden? Discord told you that unicorns and alicorns were the only races who could cast magic… well, and you too, but it’s because you’re special.
>A very kind of special, of course.
>The gentlemare pony handles you the teacup, golden aura still surrounding it.
>As you get it with your hooves, the golden aura disappears.

>>30791436

“Uhm… thanks.” You take a sip from it, it tasted good. “Say… is there somepony else in this garden? Or… under this table?”
>She stares at you holding a tiny grin while placing two hooves under her chin.
>”You are my only guest for the moment, we’re alone right now.”
>…okay, you’ll be direct with her now.
“So… that golden aura, was it yours then?”
>The mare nods.
>Incredible, another chaos user?
“So… you have chaotic magic too? Do you know Discord?”
>”Ah… so the questions has begun.” She giggles a bit. “I can assure you, I do not have chaotic magic, at least not as I know of. And no, I do not know the Spirit of Chaos nor I do need to know him.”
>Okay, the answers just raise more questions!
“Then did you kidnap me? Because I don’t remember ever being in this place before!” You stand from your seat and look at her. “Come on! Tell me the truth! I’m already missing doing havoc and chaos with my father!”
>”Tch, tch, tch.” The mare holds with a golden aura a golden smoking pipe. “Havoc? Chaos?” Her voice was filled with so much sarcasm. “I don’t want to sound rude with a guest, but you’ve only done one thing chaotic in your whole new life.”
>How did she?
>You stare with a confused expression at her.
“…Who are you?”
>You felt that the wind in the garden was getting stronger, like a storm was brewing.
>The sky was filled with black clouds and you could see the waves of the angry sea starting to violently crash against the rocks of the near beach.
>”Introductions can come later.” The mysterious mare stands from her seat, golden smoking pipe at her side. “Those are not important, young prince. What is important… is that you…”
>She… disappeared for a second in a golden flash, not leaving a track of where she went.
“…?”
>You don’t have words for that, she just suddenly-

>>30790582
>>30790635
>Those book titles
I actually looked up those names and turns out that they are books from the actual touch. Books designated for foals, nice touch there, kind of implies many things about PhD's mind

>>30791793

>You hear the jingle bells again, this time coming from the right side.
>As you take a look to your right, you almost shit your imaginary pants as the mysterious mare was near your face… a wicked grin on her face.
>With her strong magic grip, she grabbed your mane and pulled you closer to her face.
>”YOU ARE INCOMPETENT!”
>You… you could only freeze in terror when you looked at her eyes… her expression… her voice… it all jumped from zero to a hundred in a second.
>W-Who is this mare?
“R-Release me!” You struggle and fall to the floor. “Agh!”
>Agh, your head is starting to hurt... not from that fall, but from something else.
>The mysterious mare was no longer near you, she was standing where she was moments before, coming closer with an expression so twisted that you couldn’t believe it existed.
>Was her kindness and happiness a façade?
>”Your so called chaos magic… is nothing but a sleight of hand.”
>As you get up, the mysterious mare disappears and reappears behind you, putting her hooves on your shoulders.
>“You call yourself the son of a God… you want power… you desire that power… ”
>She came closer to your right ear and started whispering to you.
>”I can help you if you help me…”
>You take a gulp and your tiny tail starts to shiver a bit.
>H-Hopefully this doesn’t end in something sexual.
“What do you want from me?” You don’t even turn to see her or move.
>You feel as if you’re… being cornered by a predator.
>”You’ll eventually know.” She moves onto the middle of the pavilion and… a big bubble appears in the middle of the gazebo. It was probably her doing. “As for now… why don’t we take a look at something for good memories?”
>Inside the bubble… were you. You were in a tower and you were shooting cannon balls and-
>…
>You… you recognize this.

That's it, tomorrow comes the last part of this update.
Should be here when this thread starts to get slow.

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>>30787168
>First and second question
I guess the chapter name can solve those questions
https://pastebin.com/8e9VcP0M

>Who is that pony
A pony I always wanted to write and add to the story.

>Sombrero
Oh right, next one-shot will be interested and related to him.

>>30792540
Whoops, meant to reply >>30788976

>>30790605
>“I’ve been called many things, but heroic ain’t one of them… not even my moms call me like that
D'aww, poor kid, he tries to hide his feelings but he does feel hurt when luna, celestia and the guard mares tells him that he wasn't born a hero.

>>30792109
Damn man, that pone is fucking bonkers

>>30790635
Goddamn PHD, stop being such a dumb pone

>>30792109
What is that weird pone's problem? Holy shit

>>30787592
>"....You can't honestly expect me to agree to these new terms! Their ludicrous!" Diamond was shouting at this mysterious Gwyndoyln "Who do they even benefit?!"
>"Well, me of course" Gwyndolyn chortled. She looked pretty damn tough for a female griffon, her grey feathers accumulated along her chest in a puff as if it was a show of great strength. And yet her tone was that of an arrogant typical rich bitch. Her size was also rather imposing. "My plot, my rules, and as far as the law goes. I do believe the ball is in my court. And I do have a rather mean serve if I do say so myself. Of course, you could leave. But then we all know what happens if you do" She said with an insidious smirk.
>Diamond didn't have a word to say about that, but she was ultimately displeased by it.
>That is, until you walked over by her and gave her a kiss
"Hey hun, what's up? This riff raff giving you trouble?"
>You look over to the griffon with a smirk. But she didn't seem hurt or insulted...she was intrigued.
>"Anon..." Diamond gave you a timid smile, but then she sighed "...Look, whatever you are planning to do. Don't...alright? I have this handled."
>Gyndolyn scoffed "Hah, this must be the famous Hero Colt."
>You pay no heed to your wife as you give an arrogant smirk towards the griffon
"Hero Stallion actually. Look, Gwyndolyn or whatever? You obviously haven't realized that you made a really terrible decision buying up this plot of land.Sure, you can stand to profit from it by either taking some of our company or the profits of the shop we plan to build. But see, I'm a Rich. And that means I'm very rich. How much would it take to make this whole thing go away, huh?"
>"Anon! What are you-" But Diamond stops when you put a hoof to her lips
"Shhh, my darling. Trust me, with a chat with my Dad and the princesses. I'm sure we can get my little cash problem off my horn. I'm sure it'll be fine"

>>30794004
>"Ahhh, you plan to bribe me, is that it?" Gwyndolyn answered with amused inquisition. "Mr.Hero Colt. Normally, as a griffon of principle....I'd accept such an offer. But you have garnered my interest in another way. Yes, I can see a competitive spirit within you.Not to mention the fact that I sense that you must have had a bad experience with griffons to look at me with such arrogant confidence."
"I just don't like anypony who makes my wife upset. Look, I don't think you realize this but I can give you a KINGS BOUNTY of loot if you agree to my terms. You're a griffon, right? You like treasure..so just take it......Also, Hero Stallion."
>Something about this griffon struck you as odd. It was like she was more interested in fucking everyone over rather than money. And you really didn't like being referred as Hero Colt anymore.
>"I do in fact like treasure. But don't insult me with your silly offer of bits and jewels. Mr. Hero Colt, I am well aware of who you are and the power your horn possesses. And I'm not interested in the money it can provide me when I can bring about my own desires with this contract." She said as she looked boredly at her claws.
>..Hero colt....
"Look, again....Hero...Stallion...Stalllllliioon. Also, what desires? You're a griffon, why would you care about this patch of dirt when you can be rich beyond compare? "
>"Because I'm a griffon with ambition. An ambition that has burned for many a year. But you know..." Suddenly she reached with her talons and grabbed your chin and pressed on it gently as she gave you a sultry look "We could handle this another way, if you're so inclined on retaking this property"
>She was gently stroking your chin, causing you to blush. She didn't look so bad when she gave you that look.
"A-and that is?..."
>Was she a fan? Is that how she even knew who you were?...Did she want to have sex with you for trade?

>>30794039
>in front of your fucking wife
Couch. ONE MILLION YEARS COUCH!

>>30794039
>"I want to see what you're made of....in a Griffon's duel, a battle of honor. It should be obvious what the stakes are. Especially since victory would mean I would go away with no claim to the land or your company, no questions asked." She turned your head every so slightly with a gentle twist of her talons before letting go.
>Oh...she wanted...to fight?
>This old bitch?! Seriously? Sure why not, it's not like it'd be hard.
"What you're saying is, that if I fight you and win. You'll go away?"
>She nods as she holds her claw out. "Mhmmmm, sounds good, does it not?"
>It fucking does. Hell, this was easy. And she'd be easy. Goddamn, only a few minutes on meeting this broad and you already had an easy victory. Poor bird, you could even forgive the whole "Hero Colt" thing.
"It does, I agree to your terms"
>You reach out and shake her talons.
>"Good, then we shall meet in the city center for our duel tonight. I must say, it is an honor to be able to go talon to hoof with the Hero Colt. You could say that I'm quite an admirer" She blushed
>....oohhh hooooo. Was that it?
"Well, I promise not to play to hard with you then. I mean, we don't have to fight at all y'know. I'm sure we can handle this like gentleponies and all. In fact, couldn't we just make this all go away with an autograph then? Maybe even a photo op? You are a fan right? I wouldn't mind making your day if you made mine"
>You wiggle your eyebrows at her

>>30794072
>"Oh my...tempting. But I'd much rather see what you can do in the field of battle. I've heard you could handle a group of griffons on your own. And that was when you were a colt! It would "Make my day" just to have this honor. You did already accept of course, you can't back down now. Just know, I won't hold back" She said with a sweet little giggle
"Well, if that's what you want. See ya tonight then. And heh, I won't hold back either then"
>She did a small bow shortly after, and flew off to who knows where.
>Easy as pie
"Heh, well that was easy. Right girls?"
>You turn to Gilda and Diamond with a gratified smirk. But holy shit, none of them seemed pleased.
"...Uhhhhh...why aren't you guys celebrating?"
>Diamond was beat red with fury as her eye twitched. She walked over to you and slapped your cheek. "YOU....YOOUU! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID?!"
>woah! what the fuck?!
"Ow! Hey! Hun! what was that?! What do you mean?! I just saved Griffonstone. Why are you angry at me?"
>"YOU JUST BET OUR ENTIRE COMPANY ON A DUEL! OUR ENTIRE COMPANY ANON!" She said as she took deep angry breaths
>...wut?
"..When did I-"
>"WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHE'D HAVE NO CLAIM ON THE LAND AND OUR COMPANY, WHAT SHE ACTUALLY MEANT WAS THAT SHE'D HAVE A STAKE ON IT IF YOU LOST! I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF IT! BUT NO! NO! YOU JUST...AND...NGH!" She slapped you again "AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU BEING ROMANCED BY HER. ALL SHE DID WAS TOUCH YOU AND YOU WERE PUTTY IN HER TALONS. GRRR!" She started to tear up "WHY?!......why?....why didn't you listen to me?.."
>..ahh shit.
"I w-was just trying to...y'know. do my best for you. I wanted to save Griffonstone like you do. I wanted to help Gilda, I mean..look, she doesn't mean anything to me. She just tried to get under my skin..that's all. And c'mon. I'm the hero stallion, I can take her down no problem."
>You try to give her a kiss to reassure her, but she just backs off as she looks at you with a teary eyed frown.

>>30794105
>"You just don't understand...Business isn't about just doing things your own way blindly like that. I've told you that...I told you to let me handle it. I just needed a day to figure things out but no..you just walked right into her trap. It doesn't matter if you can win or not. It's the fact that you would just risk everything like that without thinking...."
>Ngh....
"Hun..I"
>"No...don't talk to me. I'm going back to the hotel. I need to be alone...I need to think..and plan. Do what you want to do" She says to you as she wipes her tears.
>You reach out to her, but she avoids you before walking away.
>What...What did you do? Y-you could win...She was just jealous..right? You'd never EVER actually do anything like that. She was the love of your life. Irreplaceable.....
>".....Holy cow, you are such a dweeb!" You hear from behind before being smacked on the head.
>D-dammit!
"OW!"
>You turn around to see an angry Gilda, shaking her talon'd fist.
"Why'd you do that for?!"
>"Because she's right you moron! Heck, all you had to do was waltz on over to the city council and offer double what she paid.. But no! You just tried to bribe her and agreed to a duel! A Griffon's Duel! Do you even know how those things work?" Wow, she really did care. You wondered how friendly she was with Diamond to care so much about what's going on.
"You...just fight honorably?"
>Gilda brought her claws to her forehead as she looked up in disbelief "Wow.....you're really stupid. Look, let me give you a quick rundown since you obviously don't realize how badly you could get hurt. A Griffon's Duel can be started by anything....usually though, a duel is started over a single bit some other griffon may have dropped. After that, you both meet and put on safety talons so you can't seriously hurt one another..."
"..Ok, I guess that may be a problem if I COULDN'T CHANGE INTO A GRIFFON"
>You roll your eyes
"everypony is acting as if I didn't think this through"
>She hits you on the head again

>>30794156
>"BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE WEARING SAFETY CLAWS DOESN'T MEAN HORSEFEATHERS. DUELS ARE BRUTAL. GRIFFONS JUST TRY TO RIP EACH OTHER APART ANYWAY!" She smacked you again after yelling, and took a breath to calm down. "Yeah, even though all you need to do is knock your dumb opponent down three times. Griffons usually just go for total destruction. So yeah, unless you go in feathers flying, you're doomed."
>....oh...
"W-well...erm. I mean, I could just beef myself up with the horn and-"
>"Yeah, that's not gonna work. I mean, you could do that. But transforming into a Griffon is already gonna cause your fight to be questionable. Gonna ask you, will you stay a griffon without an obvious unicorn horn sticking out of your head?"
"...Y-yeah, that's not a problem. Why?"
>"Because somepony can call you out if you got it on during the fight. Claim you're cheating. See, before the duel. Both opponents have to agree on what they can and can't use during a fight. Meaning that ugly worm is gonna have to agree you can be a griffon. And even if she says yes, that's probably as far as it goes. Which brings me to my last question, are you a wimp? Or can you actually scrap?"
>Wimp?
"Look, I know I use my horn a lot. But I'm the Hero Stallion for a reason. Plus, I got some official wonderbolt training from flippin Rainbow Dash. I think I can handle myself."
>Gilda entered a battle position, and beckoned you with her talons. "Then show me. Dunno if you know, but seeing Diamond crying like that? It actually hurt me, we became pretty close when we were setting things up. And the way she holds her cider? Yeah, wicked cool. I'm not going to let this whole thing blow up because her husband is a stupid dweeb. So bring it, come at me fast and hard"

>>30794191
>Really, she became that close to Diamond?
>And...nobody had faith in you...was that it?
>....fine...You'll show them!
"Ok then! I'll show you what I can do. Take this!"
>You dash right at her, but she easily hovers up, lands behind you. and knees you right in your nuts. making you fall down squealing.
>"....Well....that was fast" Gilda said as she rubbed her forehead. Frustrated with how easy that was.
"..Wngh...w-what?!..w-w-w-why?"
>"Anything goes in a duel. Wow, you really REALLY are just the worst dweeb in Equestria..huh? Ugh, fine. Get your horn and follow me. I guess I got to be the one to get you ready so you don't end up as a midnight special." Gilda says as she looks down at you, but you were too busy tending to your shattered nuts.
>She rolls her eyes "....C'mon you baby, it's not that bad"
>HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?!
"N-ngh...s-shut up....t-that really hurt..."
>"Tell it to your Dad you wimp, this is serious. So I'm not gonna play around with ya! Now get up, you're embarrassing me"
>After another moment of pain, you took a look around to notice griffons staring at your fallen form.
>......god...how humiliating.
>Done in by your own fucking tactic...
>You take a few breaths and slap on your horn. You transform yourself into a griffon matching your current stature. Which..in griffon form. Looked kind of feeble.
>"....yeah...lots of work to do...Come on..Let's just get this over with..." Gilda could already feel dread as she flew off to some empty mountains just outside the kingdom. After you give yourself another rub, you flap your wings up and follow her.
>......You could do this...You weren't a fucking wimp. You had to do this...for Diamond. You may very well lose her if you fuck up....and most likely your entire family in the process.....yeah..and the respect of your friends....and aunt....oh boy...

>>30794223
>Anything goes in a duel
Then just pump yourself up with the horn to become FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>30794601
Or just take a page from his childhood and create a massive and vaguely worded contract to be read and signed before the start of the duel as to how he wishes for it to proceed, then pull a fast one when she does anything that breaks the terms set by it.

"The duel is over, I won."
>"What? How?!"
"You sneezed on me just then. That belongs under subsection J, paragraph 323.2 provision C: No Chemical Warfare."
>You am become changeling, asshole of worlds

>>30794601
But there are rules about what one can use from the start of the match

Also, I bet this griffon is from the crew of griffons that Erfanon fighted when that nightmare night happened.

>>30794980
>That last part
What if Erfanon made himself a changeling and not a griffon? Gwyndolin is obviously going to request a griffon fight but Erfanon can choose to become a fucking big ass monster griffon.

>>30794980
Or just uze the horn to transform Gwendolyn into a toad

>>30794223
And don't forget that your other Anon will probably laugh at you and steal your wife, your two kids and his kid if you lose the duel

boop

Jesus Christ assholes where the fuck are you?

>>30794223
I don't get why he can't use his horn in the fight

>>30794223
Why is Anon able to bet the entirr company? Doesn't it belong to his wife and in-laws?

Broken chair leg right in the pussy!

>>3079738
Filthy gave him and Diamond majority ownership.

>>30797011
Worked from 6 am to 6 pm today ;_;

>>30792109

*BOOM*
>It was the time you attacked the town, thinking they were all changelings. The latter result in them to be the townponies that were fighting against your father.
>You see yourself laughing and having fun while shooting toward the near town.
>You could even hear the background song that played as you did your chaotic activities.
>Too bad you’re not feeling anything by watching this… and you don’t remember being this… crazy. It was kind of neat, tho.
>This was the route you were aiming for, chaos, cruelty, and havoc… but you only did that work once.
>And you didn’t know they weren’t changelings, so that’s what probably this mysterious mare is saying, that you need to do something yourself that is truly chaotic.
>You need more power.
>But where to begin with?
>The mysterious mare holds a dark grin as she watches you while you’re thinking.
>Did she know what you were thinking?
>”Ever wondered… what is perfection?” The mysterious mare asked.
>Perfection? For what you know, no one is perfect as we all have something that makes everyone different.
>Or maybe she is asking that because she knows you want to be something beyond Discord… more than him, more than a God.
>You secretly desire that, despite your pride towards Discord.
>Not like you want to betray Discord, he’s cool and funny… but you really wanna see where you can go… where you can be.
>Be the greatest villain, have everypony look up at you, realize they’re nothing compared to you.
>See yourself grow to become a true villain.
>Yes, you desire power.
>No, you don’t want to be perfect.
>You shake your head as you look at the mysterious mare.
“No, I haven’t nor I need to know.” You say with a tiny smile staring at her. “But thanks for asking anyway.”
>You were kind of trying to be sincere, despite being the son of chaos, maybe you needed to lie a little.
>Damn! You keep forgetting your chaos rises as you provoke mischief everywhere, lies count too.

>>30797857

>”Hmm, no need to hide your feelings, young Prince.” The mysterious mare holds your chin with her hoof. “Everyone desires something… and I invited you to this private tea party so I could make a deal with you.”
>The mysterious mare holds with her magical yellow aura a golden butterfly on her left hoof and a red crimson butterfly on her right hoof.
>”Here is the deal: Pick the golden butterfly and you’ll have a step near becoming what Discord is… or more.” She then looked at the red crimson butterfly. “Or pick the red butterfly… and give up, everything will feel as if it was a dream.”
>Pfft, as if you don’t want free powers.
>With a grin in your face, you point at the golden butterfly that her aura was holding.
“Was there ever any other choice? I don’t give up that easy… I rather die.”
>The mysterious mare starts laughing very slowly as she makes the red crimson butterfly disappear.
>By disappear you mean fucking disintegrate in the air.
>”Wise… wise colt.”
>You walk towards her and hold your hoof towards her right hoof that was holding the butterfly in place with her yellow aura.
>You wanted to pick the golden butterfly as if it was a treasure from The Legend of Zelda, you could hear the sound as you picked it up. Instead, the golden butterfly flew quickly around you.
>And then it divided in two!
>They were flying relatively fast and when they stopped… they went directly to each of your flanks, right inside your cutie mark.
>You moan slightly.
“Aaay, que cosa!”
>You shake a bit while they enter your cutie mark.
“Oh… so this is why I was feeling vertigo in the ass moments ago…”
>Your cutie mark starts to shine, then blink in a golden aura.
>You feel… weird.
>Is this what virgins feel when they have sex? …Hopefully, this doesn’t mean you’re no longer one because, man they just raped your ass then.
>It's not gay if butterflies enter your flanks, right?
“Ugh……”

>>30798152

>Your vision suddenly becomes blurry for a second and your mind fills with various flashbacks.
>Flashbacks of your old world.
>Earth.
>México.
>In a blink of an eye you could see your whole previous life and what happened when you became a colt.
"Hehe..."
>And all those memories were making you laugh… as if it was something fun to watch, to remember… how you gave up on being a human and transcended into a pony.
>You could see that night in the b** when you were talking with your best ***end, Ar****, speaking about your senpai***, how your wi** had le** you for ano*** g**.
>You could even s** the t*** that Di***rd was d**ving when you both cras*** in some build***! And it made you laugh! Everything did! It was the same laughter you had when you were attacking that town in the forest!
>It was the most maniacal laughter you could ever get... despite the laugh that of a colt that could sound like a kid playing Doctor with a girl that doesn’t know what’s going on…
“Heheh… haha… haha! Hahaha!”
>And so, after some seconds, your laugh stops for a bit but you can still feel as if you heard the best joke in the world.
>”Enjoyed the old memories?” The mysterious mare said with a chuckle.
>A mirror appeared in front of you, the golden aura of the mysterious mare was holding it.
>”See something different in you, young prince?”
>You looked at yourself in the mirror.
>Not only you looked damn crazy with a grin that said you were insane as fuck, but… your right eye wasn't green anymore, it was yellow.
>This… type of yellow seemed familiar.
>You stepped closer to the mirror to have a better view, only for the mirror to broke and shatter on the ground.
>It didn’t surprise you, you were still holding your laughter.
>”Only one… that means you aren’t accepting everything that is happening at all.”
“Hahaha… what?”
>Is she referring to your one and only yellow eye?

>>30798304

“I do accept anything that is happening! Jajaja! I stopped caring once Discord shared his powers with me! Jajaja!”
>The mysterious mare suddenly disappeared from your view, despite that; you could hear her voice echoing in the garden.
>”Tell me, young prince… is this reality, or is it a dream? Do you accept it, or not? Are you guilty… or innocent?”
>This… was real, right?
>…
>Maybe this was a dream after all.
>You can’t collect your thoughts that much with the tiny laughter you had left.
>But there is something you want to say about that statement she just said.
“Guilty, of course!” You say holding a cheeky grin while staring above. “I’m sooooooo guilty! I am the inheritor of the throne! And one day I surely will ascend into something beyond Goddess! Just watch and see! Jajaja! Jaja… JA…”
>Your cutie mark was back at normal and your laughter finally stops.
>The mysterious mare chuckles.
>”So be it.”
>Another set of jingle bells could be heard from near the garden.
>Your head feels heavy… everything so… dizzy…
>The waves from the beach in the solitary island become wild as they can be heard crashing into the rocks.
>The sky, filled with the sound of thunders and the strong wind, started to combine with the sound of the waves on the beach.
>And so, it started to rain.

>>30798537

>”Find Dawn Tea, then find me… he will judge your future acts as I judge your present.”
>The jingle bells were becoming heavier to listen to as if they came close to you.
“Agh… my head…”
>”One day I will teach you about it… that joy, that passion! I de-finitely would like to see the world of chaos you would give birth to, just once! Kihhihihihihihhi, hyahyahahahahhaa!”
>As you hear barely her words and laughter, your exhaustion got the best of you and you faint in the middle of the pavilion.
>A single golden butterfly flying around your sleepy colt body.
>The butterfly disappears and the mysterious mare takes it place, re-appearing and holding you with her hooves.
>She holds a single smile of compassion while petting your mane.
>”From this day forward, you have the right to hate everything.”
>The rain begins to stop.
>”From this day forward, you are now the golden prince, Anon.”
>Slowly, the sky starts to clear.
>”And, one day, you will destroy everything, revive anything.”
>The waves begin to calm and the strong air stream stops.
>”When that happens...”
>The mysterious mare fades into the realm that is the garden like maze.
>You finally wake up.


And that sums up the update.
Next comes up a one-shot of Sweetie Belle.

>>30782493
>This must be the stuff mars dust is made out of
>Ice cold sand that is jagged like shards of glass
>Shards that seem to not cut, only hurt to touch
>Or maybe they did, and you just can't tell for lack of light
>The abyss is still as cold and lightless as ever
>Your entire ass feels covered in pins and needles, resting here on this lonely glass-world
>Its probably trying to prod you along, the bastard
>The planet bastard, the Bastard Planet
>That is a fitting name, the Bastard Planet
>Cold and dry and sharp, the biggest bastard you've ever seen
>The longest bastard you've ever walked
>Well Bastard Planet, the endless bastard, I've decided not to play this bastard game
>I've seen what you can throw at me
>I fight monsters
>I can fight you, mister planet Bastard
>Planet Bastard, the planet of Bastards, you are a bastard made of trillions of tiny spiky bastards
>You aren't going to walk another billion miles across a billion tiny bastards to please this bastard
>You scoop up the little grains and pile them up into a mound, unsure of what to do to displease this and these bastards
>It tried to eat you when you shouted at it
>It tried to eat you when you changed directions
>Perhaps it will try to eat you if you stay in one spot and curse the bastard in your mind
>Perhaps all you need to do is not engage and you can win whatever standoff is going on here

>>30798840
>Your little pile has grown into a small wall
>And on the sides of that wall you added more wall
>And you kept adding more and more wall until you were completely surrounded, and named your new fortification Fort Bastard
>And now you fought your battle of will in this small foxhole
>Or, at least, it should be a foxhole
>You can't really tell on account of the blinding darkness
>Oh well
>It's a little funny, how tranquil this place is
>Odd how a freezing wasteland of eternal moonless night turns out to be calmer than a horrible terrible freakshow and murder monster forest
>Except not really
>Not at all, in fact

>>30798845
>An interesting thought presents itself
>Perhaps you have merely had your eyes closed the entire time?
>Unlikely
>You try and force your lids open
>Nothing happens
>Of course, you have no way of telling whether that's because it's really really dark or because you can't open your eyelids
>So you satisfy your question the only way you can come up with
>By jamming your hoof into your eyeball
>You yelp in pain as the giant toenail scrapes against your delicate cornea
>Progress!
>So, it must be that either there is a film over your eyeball or it is really, really dark
>The question, however, needs no further thought
>For in some unknowable distance across Planet Bastard's endless desert, you spot the faintest hint of a dark blue glow

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>>30798854
alright pals, im gonna try to update at least once a week

its going to be longer than this measly offering, but the thing is im a busy niggy this week, so i havent had the time i intended to get this done

>>30798747
So Alberto is a full villain and he admits it huh? Seems like everyone, including this guy >>30798840 seems to swing towards the dark side. Erf's Anon didn't go villain because of, ironically, Chrysalis, the CMC and a lot of other horses.

The only legit exception to this rule would be PhD Anon

>>30798747
Very slow day on the thread but just want you to know that I loved the mistery surrounding Maria's character and just how utterly batshit insane she is.

>>30798869
Aw shit, hobo Anon is about to meet Luna! I'm glad to see that you are writting more often

>>30799635
Slow day? This thread is rocking and has great greenfags posting regularly now. Fucking love you guys. I mostly spend my time keeping some other threads alive because you anons are on it!

>>30799875
It has been slow in regards of responses.
>>30798537
Seems like the little Alberto is going fucking bonkers

>>30800161
Ah yes, but there was soo much glorious green today so I'll give them the benefit for having to digest of what happened.

>>30794223
>you both land in a secluded spot, all around you were clouds. Clouds in front,below, and above. It was actually kind of beautiful.
"Huh...y'know, they place is kinda nice when you take it all in"
>"Focus you dweeb. Hmm" Gilda was looking at her talons, then snapped a few times at you "Yo, make with some safety dueling gloves, will ya? We're on a tight schedule"
>Pushy...
"Yeah yeah, geez."
>You use your horn to produce safety gloves for both yourself and Gilda.
"That good?"
>"Not exactly regulation, but it's good enough." Gilda then looks at you with a hard stare "And take this more seriously. Because I ain't like Rainbow Dash." Gilda gripped her talons in front of you "You can use that thing to heal up, right?"
"Errr, sorta. Chaos is kind of a finicky thing. I could probably heal myself if I used the horn to treat this like kind of a "Training Mode" sort of thing. But I'd have to have it on me at all times for that"
>"...right, do that then. But don't use it for anything else because when you two set the terms. A griffon form is probably all she's going to be willing to allow. You gotta be smart too, y'know? Because you also get a say in a few of the rules. Anyway, I'm not too good at explaining stuff. So I'm just going to beat the living crud out of you until you can fight back. You ready?" Gilda entered a fighting position once again.
>Can fight back?
"Hey..are you saying I can't fight you at all? Pfft, you just got a luck-"
>"GO!" Gilda flapped her wings, creating a gust of wind that blew dust all around her. As you leaned forward from surprise to even fine where she went. She suddenly came out of the dust cloud, talons forward.
"Shi-"
>Next thing you knew you were taking blow after blow in the chest and face until Gilda knee'd you right on your chin. Knocking you on your back.

>>30800366
"H-how?..I didn't..even.."
>"You're not the only one who has trained with Dash. She's my best friend. Geez, I don't even think I'd need any kind of fighting know how to beat you up. It's amazing how Dash didn't just kick the bucket from frustration." Gilda said as she cracked her talons. "Alright, how about you try coming at me instead? Let's see what ya got you wimp"
>...you were really getting tired of them insults. You could fight, she just played dirty. That's all.
"Alright, heh. This body let's me move a little bit like my old human self"
>You mutter
"PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SHOTOKEN ACTION!"
>"Shoto-what?" Gilda was confused, she couldn't even figure out what that meant.
>But you didn't care, you came at her running, preparing your attack.
"TATSUMAKI!"
>You used your wings to keep you in the air as you span around, leg out.
>"....Uhhhh...." Gilda side stepped you slowly and grabbed your tail, pulling you down to your belly "...ok...that happened"
"Ngh...G-grrr..GRRRR!"
>You got up and tried flailing and scratching at her in frustration.
>She just dodges a little bit before holding you back by the head. "...Ugh...this is just sad." She just slams your face to the ground and jumps back

>>30800464
"...Dammit.."
>"Look, I don't know how Dash trained you and I don't care. You got some power but you aren't using it right! Do you want to lose or something?! Because it looks like you are. Now get up so I can clobber ya again! And this time pay attention! Think of your family for crying out loud!"
>D-dammit
"F-fine...I'll add a little strategy this time and we'll see whats what"
>You'll beat her this time.
>This time, you try zig zagging towards her
>She tries striking your face, but you jump upwards and try to pounce on her.
>She counters this by grabbing at your claws and falling backwards, bringing you along with her until you end up being slammed onto your face.
>Gilda quickly gets up and jumps on you and starts grinding your face into the dirt "You listen to me you meatbag. I shouldn't be able to beat the "Fabled" Hero Stallion. I shouldn't be able to crush you. But I'm doing it. And you? You're pathetic. no wonder Diamond doesn't have any faith in you. If your own kids saw you, they'd see you as the dweeb you are. you dweeb...YOU BIG DWEEB!"
>Diamond?
>Your kids?
>....Junior....he looks up to you...so does Jewely....not so much Illustrious...but two out of three isn't bad.
> What if you did lose due to your own hubris? Where would you all live when the money ran out? You could live with Discord. Junior would find it cool.
>..no...NO
>You're just trying to make the worst scenario into an acceptable one.
>In the end..you'd be a failure.
>You'd be the guy who threw away generations of work away on a stupid bet.
>Filthy Rich...even with his own wife's doubt. Gave you and Diamond a majority of the company to look after in his stead.
>....You can't lose...
"GN...GNNNN..GRAWR!"
>You springed upwards. Knocking Gilda into the sky. But she wasn't knocked out. She dived back down to slam your body. But you quickly rolled to the side, hopped up, and slapped her face as she came down.
"Take tha-WOAH!"

>>30800503
>It didn't really slow her down, she just hopped up quickly and started taking swipes at you.
>You were barely dodging them, unlike yourself, she knew what she was doing. You needed to think of something quick.
>So you did what she did to you.
>You leaned in and raised your knee to kick her in her crotch.
>She stops her attack and narrows her eyes at you "........I'm a girl...you know that right?"
"Yep! HYAH!"
>You slammed your head right into her. You could swear you hurt something snap as she fell back. Dizzy.
>At this point in your life, you knew full well the power of your skull.
>"W-woah...I'm seeing stars here..." Gilda stepped back, trying to straighten her vision.
>You took the opportunity to move in and strike her again and again in a combo.
>She was being slammed about pretty hard. But the pain also brought her back to her senses. She locks her talons with yours and grips hard. Trying to push you back. "That was a cheap trick Anon..I like it. But I ain't going down so easily!"
"Neither am I...You're right. I have a family to protect. Even If I was the one who was stupid enough to put them at risk....All I wanted to do was help you out, help my wife, help Griffonstone"
>"Then you have to do better, c'mon. Stop holding back already! Show me what you got!" She yells back at you.
>Show her what you got?
>You couldn't even shove her back. Even with your training. She was stronger than you, more skilled.
>But griffons go all out...right?
>Yeah...
>You lean your head in and stab your beak into her arm like a dagger. It immediately disables her as she screams in pain.
"...o-oh shit...U-uhm...Gilda! Are you..erm..ok?"

>>30800523
>"NGH! NO! HOLY....NGH. I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE!...ngh, get me some bandages will ya?" Gilda said as she slowly got up, and licked at her wounds. She seemed pissed...but not at you.
>You slap on your horn, and cause bandages to appear and worm around her like snakes until her arm was covered with bandages.
"I'm really sorry about that..I just....I got..desperate"
>"...Don't be sorry." Gilda said as she pumped her injured arm a little "That's exactly how you should be fighting. Griffons will do anything to win in the end, rules or not. This was a pretty good move, didn't expect it. You still need a lot more work though. Your trick game is good, but you still stink at the basics. So let's practice on that now. Alright? We only have half the day to get this done"
"Ok...you gonna be alright with that arm though? I could probably heal it up my-"
>"Don't you dare. I want you to remember this. Because that Gwyndolyn ain't gonna play nice Anon. She's pretty old and she looks like she has been lifting some serious iron. I don't know much about her, but she just gives off this feeling like she's ripped others apart before. I don't like it one bit. So yeah, remember what you did to me. Let it soak in. Because you're gonna need to do ANYTHING to win when you fight. Now enough getting all feely and more fighting, got it?"
>You nod with determination

>>30800543
"Got it, teach me everything you can Gilda. I'm ready"
>And with that, you and Gilda trained for the rest of the day. Despite her pierced arm. She did a pretty good job of beating your ass for most of the training. But you were learning. You were slowly learning to counter and even dodge her movements. Perhaps being able to heal yourself with the horn made things easy when you got overly roughed up. But it was a good training tool to get ever so skilled in the art of combat.
>And this training continued further. Until you were able to meet Gilda as an equal...sort of. Mostly..
>It was good enough. Add in some dirty low down tricks...and you knew you were ready.

>>30799875
Erf is the only writer in this thread. These other hacks need to be put out of their misery ASAP.

>>30800548
There will be blood
Shed

>>30798304
I just noticed the fucking senpai filter
Goddamnit
Anyway, the pastebin is updated so it shouldn't be a problem there

>>30800548
I find it hillarious that Anon never have up with those fighting game moves even when everyone told him that they're useless

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>>30798965
hobos are the most corrupt and evil men alive, science has proven it

>>30799635
thanks dog, seeing lask actually start posting moved me so much that my hand was pretty much forced and now i am honorbound to write

also luna a best

boop

>>30800523
That stabbing technique is actually super useful

>>30800548
Just stab Gwendolyn with the beak stab her in the cunt

>>30800503
>Anon loses
>Illustrious uses this as an excuse to find a portal and go live with his alt dad

>>30803384
I've really been wanting to see an arc where Anon's family is in danger, so with protective fatherly rage he could unleash the full power of chaos and his human proclivities against the poor sod who dared to try and harm his loved ones, just so Illustrious would come to respect his father more.

>>30803624
>his eyes glow in a green flame
>he warns the villain he has one chance to back down
>he doesn't
>Anon tells Jewel to look away. Asking Junior to cover her ears.
>Anon starts to monologue as chains start stabbing into the villain
>goes full hellraiser and pulls him into a pit of 18+ horror and torture
>No shits is given as the villain's plea can be heard all across the land.
>Anon leaves the villain to die slowly
>turns to family with a smile
>"who's up for hayburger?"

>>30804009
I was thinking mind games and DBZ, but that works too.

>>30804009
I was thinking an ending like The Wolf among us

How about some fucking content instead of bump?

“So, what's next on our agenda”
>”We need to see the Shade for your medical report, remember?”
“Oh Yes, I don't know how I forgot about that” you pound for a moment
>The troughs in your small head are interrupted by a very little, almost inaudible flutter sound.
>”Weird, you should-” before she could end to talk you put your voice in her mouth to shut up her
>She doesn't look very pleased with your action and takes off your hoof “Pepe, what's going on?”
“Don't you hear that? There's somebody in our backs” you look at the ceiling and there it's an old and rusty pipeline covered by a dark void.
>”What are you looking for?”
“I think that our secret admirer is there…”
>”Again with that? I can get you are so selfish but this whole deal with you and your ‘encounter’ it's kinda annoying…”
“Look, I have a good reason to be suspicious. I'm an alien brought from another dimension by an ex-con crazy god. Do you really think that everybody in this organization is going to accept me in such conditions with open arms?”
>”Fair enough I guess, but you suspect that your ‘encounter’ works here?”
”Yeah baby”
>”Why?”
“Let's see… the first time I felt his presence-”
>”’Felt his presence? Now you're psychic?”
“Oh, a sorry unicorn who lives in the same city with an alicorn who was a student of a billion old-year goddess who can move the fucking sun to tell you such a weird theory. I meant to say that I sniffed that same scent yesterday when we were with Pinkie Pie. You know? it's weird how I can smell everything so deeply with this muzzle. By instance, I can tell for your scent that you had been snuggling with a certain sweety horsie” and you wiggle your eyebrows.
>She keeps silence scrunching with a glowing blush in her cute face “Ok, I get your point, but I only can smell some jojoba shampoo”
”Do you use that?”

>>30804773

>”No, I use the coconut one. But it’s too sketchy to prove anything only with the smell of a shampoo”
“But I have one thing more to tell me how right I’m” you presume pointing at yourself with a smug
>“And that is…”
>You go to a side to wrap your forearm in her back
”A hunch of course!”
>”What? A hunch!? That's one of the most nonsensical things I heard from you and that’s a lot to say”
>You only laugh a little with presumption
“See, I had this same feeling when I was seven years old and I had the idea to buy a lottery ticket and guess what”
>”What?”
“My family won the big prize!”
>”Wow! That sounds like a big luck, congratulations I guess” she smiles
“Yeah, it was great! I have everything me and my family”
>”You must be really happy with that money” she adds
“In the beginning, yes.” And you make a pause as your mood changes “But later I learned that the money doesn’t buy the happiness necessarily” and you sigh looking at the floor
>The silence fills the corridor while Lyra tries to understand what’s going on with you and finally she decides to break the silence “Pepe, there’s something you want to talk about?”
>No. Certainly, you decided to leave your home and planet to wear off those feels. You just smirk
“I’m good. Tell you what, let’s make a deal if I bring you an evidence of my suspects, you’re going to admit that I am the intelligent one in the couple”
>”OK! But there’s a condition”
“And what it is, minty?”
>”You can't tell me about your ‘observer’ without a solid evidence. Deal?” and you shake her hoof and she nods
“Ohhh… you’re gonna regret to bet with me. When I’m right, I’m fucking right! I always kick the ass of my opponents in any competence, and nobody can beat me never, did you list me? NEVER” and you laugh maniacally so much that you fall on the floor without stopping your cackling while Lyra just rolls her eyes waiting for you to calm down.
>”Are you done? We don't have any time to spend”

>>30804789

>You just stand from the floor and you clean the tears from your face with a hoof
“Sorry, I zoned out… Yes, let’s go”
>And with that the both of you keep walking up to the medical room

>>30804798
Zenco! Good to have you back!

>>30804798
ZENCO

>>30804773
Why is this spoiled?

>>30804009
>Going full edgy
I can see that a pissed erfanon would go to those lengths if his family was at peril

>>30800548

>It was a brutal session. Everything from pocket sand, rip and tearing, spitting, slamming a rock in one's face, and just plain duking was covered in full.
>In fact, after the training was over and the sun was going down. Gilda and yourself ultimately came out unscathed. even her arm had healed near instantly.
>But you both were panting from all the training in general. Gilda at first called it a day since the challenge was already close, but as she sat. She noticed she was actually feeling ok. "Alright Anon, I think...hey..My arm is ok, how'd that happen?"
>You chuckled as you sat
"Just a little chaos magic at work. Like I said, training mode. In my world, in a...hrm..."
>you pondered for a moment
"In a special game we humans played. Training mode allowed us to fight while regenerating at a near instant rate. So I put it to practice with my magic. Pretty cool, huh?"
>"Yeah, if I knew it was like that I would have fought harder. Tried ripping your head off or something, I dunno. Maybe crush you under a boulder? Nah, I could have tried goring you really bad. That'd be cool, right?"
>You could feel your feathers rustle from those words. ohhhhh, it was a good thing you never really explained how training mode worked at the start...things could have gotten ugly.
"......Yeah....ummm..so what now?"

>>30806535
>"Well, hopefully, you learned everything you needed from that. So the only thing left to do is go to the city square and get things started. But before that..."
>Gilda walks up to you and slaps you in the face. "DON'T BE A DWEEB, OK? Forget morality, forget anything about being a pony. No offense to Dash, but "Friendship is Magic" isn't going to win you any points here. Got it?" She pointed at you with an aggravated look
"Y-yeah, sheesh..I got it."
>"Good, now let's get going" Gilda took off, leading you back to Griffonstone as darkness began to loom in the sky.
>The center itself was alight with many great torches. Griffons gathered to watch the show. You could see Gwyndolyln, without her hat, drinking from a wine glass as she awaits the fight. You could also see your wife down below. She still didn't seem happy. Also down there were four old griffons with fezes. Probably the mayor council of the kingdom.
>"Remember Anon, once the fight starts. You have to do anything to win..got it?"
"I got it"
>"Good"
>Gilda hovers down next to Diamond. And begins to inform her of whats going on. You land in front of Gwyndolyn, but before a word is uttered. You look back at your wife one more time.
"Diamond, I'm glad you came..I pro-"
>But she just held her hoof up, and sighed. staying silent as she whispered into Gilda's ear.
>It was rare to see Gilda with a concerned frown as she looked towards you. It was like a signal that you really did fuck up really bad.
>"Adorable, I see you used your horn to change into a griffon. How quaint"
>You could hear the griffons in the crowd rabble about.
>The council of four stepped towards you and Gwyndolyn and began to speak.
>"That's the guy?"
>"Hmmm, thought he was a pony"
>"Indeed, a griffon married to a pony..how odd..scandalous even!"
>"What do we make of it?"

>>30806595
>"Don't worry boys, that's the pony alright." Gwyndolyn takes one last sip of her cider before tossing the glass back. "He used his little magical horn to transform into a griffon, it's cute really" She says with a sultry glare. She moves close to you and plucks a feather from your head and gazes upon it. "Perfect, again..I'm impressed at how great your magic is. So then, since we're already cutting to the quick. I assume you have your rules in order?"
>..uhmmm
"Do you mean like how we tell each other what we can't do in the fight?"
>"...Yes, if you want to make it sound like a child's brawl. That's exactly it." She then looks at the council "Since he seems to be dumbstruck by a simple concept. I'll go first. I'm alright with his griffon form, but that's it." She looks back at you "I'd like you to remove your horn and give it to the council. I'd also like you to cancel out all your magic aside from that transformation. That's fair? Is it not?"
>...It seemed reasonable.
"Alright"
>You cancel any extra magic
>You remove the horn and hand it to the council
"Good enough? Or do you think I'm cheating?"
>"I believe you. You are the Hero Colt after all. You wouldn't lie..would you? It'd mean an automatic loss" She gave you an arrogant grin.
>The council was poking at the chain of your horn.
>"Look at how shiny it is"
>"Be worth a lot of bits"
>"He doesn't need it, does he?"
>"Hmm, Can't seem to get it off that rubber horn. weird..."
>..Greedy fucks...
"Fine fine, hey!"
>You yell at the council, catching their attention
"Stop that! Also..I have my rules. In which I have none to say. It's a fight between two griffons, right? Seems pretty cut and dry to me"
>You could hear Gilda slap her own face
>You cringed, but hid it by facing away from her and Diamond......that was probably a dumb move.
>The council spoke once more

>>30806638
>"Seems acceptable to me"
>"Quite"
>"Gilbert, the dueling claws if you don't mind!"
>"Yeah yeah, ok you two..here are the gloves. Put em on, and when we give the signal. The duel will commence!"
>"How antiquated, but very well. If we must" Gwyndolyn said with a sigh as she slipped on the gloves.
"Yeah well, wouldn't want things to get too bloody. Speaking of which, shouldn't you take off that dress?"
>"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" She smirked at you
>...Fuck..Don't blush..DON'T BLUSH. WIFE IS ALREADY WATCHING!
>The council held up three flags. One had a crudely drawn version of your pony face, and a crudely drawn face of Gwyndolyn, and the other was for starting and ending the match.
>"Do you think we did good drawing these?"
>"Better than paying for a professional, that's for sure"
>"Let's just get started already..."
>"Yes! Wave the flag! Wave the flag!"
>And so..the flag was waved as Griffons began to cheer.
>Here you go...

>>30806685
>You both blasted off into the sky, meeting each other in the darkening skies.
>She just smirked at you as she began to stretch "I hope you don't hold back just because I'm a girl. I want to see what you can really do."
"Huh, if you say so. So let me ask...juuuust to make sure. Anything goes at this point, right?"
>"Indeed"
"Well, that's just HOLY SHIT WHATS THAT BEHIND YOU?!"
>You point behind her in terror, and just like the goons before her, she looks back.
>You fly into her and slam her towards the ground.
>The council was just looking at each other, a little confused.
>"We forgot to explain that first to three knockdowns is the winner"
>"Or whoever gets knocked out"
>"Doesn't every griffon know that rule though?"
>"Yes, but isn't he a...Ohp! Well, that's a point for the pony...."
>Your flag gets raised to the sounds of cheers. Diamond still looks pissed though.
>Oddly, Gwyndolyn does not. She just flies back up with a smirk "Good trick, I like it. First point goes to you Hero Colt"
>Oh man...this was gonna be easy. This broad was WAY to formal to put up a fight.
"Heh, just thinking like a griffon. Sorry about the dress"
>"Tis fine, tis fine." Gwyndolyn enters an aerial battle stance "Now let's get close and personal. I've been wanting to see how somepony like you managed to beat up griffons for a very long time"
>....wut? But you've done a lot more than that since your colthood. Well, whatever. Time for another cheap trick.
"Alright, let's scrap!"
>You both rush into each other, and while you expected to have to fight for your life on this one. It actually turned out she wasn't too good at a straight up brawl either. You didn't even need to cheat as you easily outmatched her. She's kind of old, so her reflexes must not be up to snuff.

>>30806749
"Listen lady! I'm feeling pretty good right now. How about you just give up right here, right now. And call it a night, huh?"
>"Mr.Anon, please don't underestimate me. I've waited so long to just have a chance to meet you. Not talk to you really, just wanted to face you face to face like this and NGH!"
>You backward flipkick her down towards the ground.
>As you watch her fall, you couldn't help but get creeped out by her. At first, she seemed to just want to take the company by coming out of the blue. You barely knew her, you were barely in the kingdom, and yet it was like she was here specifically to meet you more than anything else. It was kind of scary.
>She hits the ground, gaining you the second point.
>You look at Diamond. And she was looking back up at you. You could see hope in her eyes...finally.. FINALLY.
>All you had to do was bring it home.
>Gwyndolyn once again flew up. And sighed, hitting herself in the head. "Wow, I'm really fumbling today. It must be my age. I'm truly sorry..."
>....ok
"Yeah, look. It's two to zero. And the fight is pretty much over. I know you seem into me and all. And if you are, then wouldn't it be nice to just throw the fight? I'll give you an autograph if that's what you want..photo maybe?"
>But she didn't respond. She just stared at you, with a sudden stoic look. "Let me tell you a story Mr.Anon..."
"...Uhhhh, I really don't have the time...so..uhhh...Yeah, I don't want to make my wife any more pissed than she already is so. Unless you're gonna put up your dukes...I'm just going to knock you down now"
>You rush at her for the final smash....
>But she easily...very easily...managed to dodge and wrap your neck up with her tail. Squeezing tightly enough that you could barely breath.
"Fdfdmmmdfdnnfnfddddd"
>"I insist..." She said as she smirked, enjoying your struggling.
>...oh man..noooope..you could barely breathe at all. Her tail...how the fuck was it so strong?! Even Gilda didn't try something like this.

>>30806766
>"A long time ago. There was a great griffon thief. Strong and powerful and never failed a heist. His talons were so strong, so sleek, that he went by the name of "Sharp Claw"..."
>What the fuck was she talking about?!
>"One day, during..what should have been...an easy and small job. He ran into a strange colt. This colt proceeded to destroy Sharpclaw and his crew with such odd powers that even Sharpclaw himself couldn't believe it. So much so, that he had to be relocated to an asylum as he could hear music playing...music that never stopped as he babbled about flying limbs and ghostly monologueing."
>You tried biting at her tail with your beak, but it was ridiculously tough. and she wasn't flinching at all.
"I-I don't know what your talking a-about!"
>"This griffon...he had an older sister. You could say that she was the brains to his brawn. She was the one who planned every heist. She also loved her brother dearly. But her brother? He couldn't even recognize her anymore...all thanks to that colt...The hero colt....Does it ring any bells now? Mr.Anon?"
"N-noo....geez! T-this can't b-be legal!"
>Gwyndolyn flew into a rage as she choked you harder
>"YOU PUT AWAY MY BROTHER AND RUINED HIS MIND. ON THE NIGHT OF NIGHTMARE NIGHT ALL THOSE MOONS AGO! WHY WERE YOU EVEN THERE?! WHAT CARE DID YOU HAVE FOR THOSE FLIM FLAMMING DOLTS! THEY WERE AS MUCH A SET OF CRIMINALS AS ME AND MY BROTHER!...." She then calmed down as she looked at you with dagger filled eyes. "But no matter, taking everything away from you will suffice. HYAH!"
>She punched you in the gut, making you lose the rest of your breath.
>while you were dazed, she slammed you into the ground.
>She had gotten the point, and so did you....

>>30806826
"....oh no....you gotta be fucking...kidding...That guy had a sister?....ngh.."
>It was a little late for this kind of revenge...wasn't it?! sheesh!
>You slowly began to stand as you started getting your composure.
>"Anon, what happened?! Sheesh! How'd you let her get you like that?! You were doing great so far!" Gilda commented in surprise.
"Ugh...I think she let me get those first two points..."
>"W-what do you mean? Why would she let you get that close to winning?" Gilda was surprised "Seems like a dumb thing to do"
"It's..uhh..complicated..and..."
>You stop when you notice Diamond looking at you with concern. She was reaching her hoof out to you, but when you noticed. She pulled back, and looked away.
>You....you had to get serious.
"Gilda, I know we don't know each other too much. And I know you think I'm a dweeb. But I need a favor."
>Gilda understood the severity of the situation, and nodded "What is it?"
"If anything happens to me. Tell my wife that I'm sorry. That I'm a big fuck up and should have listened to her. That I failed as a husband and a father. And that I can never make up for losing if it happens. I'm a loser...The best I can do is try to win this. If she hates me even after that. Then she can have the kids and everything else. I'll just go live in the badlands where I belong."

>>30806859
>You knew Diamond could hear you. And you meant every word. This was your fault...down to pissing off this bitch of a griffon.
>"Don't be a dweeb! Sheesh, we trained the whole day as hard as we could. Just beat the crud out of her you moron!" Gilda barked at you.
>you just chuckle, and smile at her
"Y'know, it's only been a day. But at least you care. I guess that day when Pinkie and Dash came to Griffonstone really did change you, huh?"
>"...How'd you know about that? did Dash tell you?" Gilda seemed a little surprised. She didn't think that'd be too relevant to mention out of the blue.
"You could say that...well, better get back to the fight."
>You fly back up. It was a score of two to one. All you had to do was knock this red dressed bitch out and you'd have victory. She just got lucky...thats all...

>>30806826
Called it

>>30806864
And then Gilfa and Anon had sex

>>30806766
And here I thought for a moment that Gwyndolyn is the griffon that Erfanon penetrated with a chair leg in his childhood and she planned this move for years.

>>30804798
>>30798854
>>30798747
Bunch of lousy retards.

>>30807781
Inb4 next chapter Erfanon tries to penetrate Gwyndolyn vagina with a chair, only for her to recognize that her lost far away descendent cousin got in the same situation

>>30778869
>You are Famine
>Today you will remind them
>Even though they'll probably just forget again
>It happens
>But that's not important right now
>You're not important
>That's not self-deprecation, though you're good at that too
>No, what's important is what you're going to do
>And what you're going to do
>Is eat those cakes
>Mmm, caaaaaaakes
>However you find yourself being held aloft by the pink one
>Such a predicament
>Why does she keep you from your goal?
>Could it be?
>Were you made to suffer the same fate as Tantalus?
>To forever be chained just outside the reach of food and water?
>Surely, this world isn't that cruel!
>Pink one, why?
>"I'm Pinkie Pie! You and I are gonna have a blast today!"
>Pinkie... Pie?
>Is she edible?
>Her mane did taste like cotton candy
>"So what'cha wanna do first? Ooh, ooh! Did you have breakfast yet? Discord does feed you, doesn't he? You look a little malnourished."
>She shows concern for your well being?
>This is new
>You nod slowly
>Breakfast this morning was pancakes
>With pans baked right into the cakes
>Dad said iron was important for growing young foals
>Even though you ate the whole stack, you were still hungry
>You're always hungry
>"That's a relief! You look like you're still hungry, though!"
>This time you nod a little faster
>That's what you said!
>Thought
>Can she read minds?
>"Got any favorite foods? Favorite desserts?"
>More frantic nodding
>"Well?"
>You spread your forelegs out wide and smile
>"Everything?! I like the way you think!"
>You like the way you think, too!
>Well, you're really your only audience member
>Can't say the same about your brothers
>"How about a house specialty? Guaranteed to blow your socks off! If you were wearing any!"
>She gigglesnorts
>Good enough to blow off your clothing?
>Sounds just like Death's Chinese cartoons
>The enthusiasm in your nodding is making her shake
>You must be really hungry!
>Oh no, you're just making yourself dizzy

>>30809476
>"Great! We just pulled some fresh cinnamon buns right out of the oven! Just wait right here!"
>She sets you down and prances happily into the kitchen
>And so you sit, alone
>Unattended
>In front of a display full of cakes
>This can only end in Famine
>...
>"IIIIII'm baaaaack~!"
>She sets the tray of buns down, a large container balancing on her back
>"I also brought milk to wash it down!"
>Two glasses join the pastries
>"So, how many do... you... want...?"
>Her eyes grow wide as she sees you sitting by the wall, muzzle covered in cream and looking like a deer caught in the headlights
>You don't break the stare as you lick frosting off your hoof
>Half the shelf was missing
>Half the cakes... and literally a bite out of the wooden insert
>There was a crumb
>Waste not want not as you always say
>Well, waste not
>"Did you just eat all those cakes by yourself?"
>You nod
>"I wasn't even gone two minutes!"
>You nod again
>"Wowee! You sure were hungry! Still got room for the cinnamon buns?"
>A third nod joins the procession
>Oh baby, a triple
>"Well alrighty then! Take as many as you like!"
>She holds the tray of goodies out to you
>They smell like heaven
>And considering you've visited heaven before, you would know
>Heaven smells like freshly baked goods
>And flowers
>And there's one place off in the corner that smells like someone had a fun time in a public restroom but you don't talk about that place
>CRRRRRUNCH
>Pinkie is flabbergasted as you take half the tray in your mouth and bite down
>The sound of grinding metal fills the quiet shop
>She takes her own bun and munches on it as she watches you bemusedly
>"I heard growing colts eat a lot, but that's just craaaazy! Milk?"
>Swallowing your snack, you reach out with a nod
>After filling up a glass, she sets the pitcher on the table
>You quickly grab that and suck it down, pitcher falling to the floor with a clatter when you're done
>The glass she had prepared for you slowly rescinds

>>30809485
>"I guess this one will be mine, then."
>Now she's giving you a critical look as she sips warily from her glass
>"That fill your tummy yet?"
>You shake your head 'no'
>The look in her eyes becomes a full on squint of... suspicion? Anger?
>She's not going to hit you for being honest, is she?
>Please no
>Slowly she leans down to face you at eye-level, pressing her nose up against yours
>L-Lewd
>...
>She smells good
>...
>Is she staring into your soul?
>Wait, do you even have a soul?
>Did you have one once and eat it?
>You don't remember
>...
"Hello?"
>"Are we related?"
"W-What? I don't think so."
>"Hmm. Hmmmmmm!"
>Hmm?
>"WELL WE SHOULD BE!"
>Oh God what! Your ears!
>She picks you up and hugs you close, snuggling the life from you
>Your lungs!
>"I haven't seen somepony eat as much as me in forever! I knew we would get along great when I saw you!"
>Hnnnnng
>She's so soft
>She smells so good
>You want to eat her
>Why does that sound so wrong?
>Letting you down for a moment, she takes an eclair from the counter display and shoves it in your mouth
>It doesn't last a second as you swallow it whole
>"There's no shortage of goodies here, no siree! But now it's time to replace those cakes you ate! Wanna help me in the kitchen?"
>Making cakes?
>Normally you eat them, but this sounds like it could be fun!
>Nodding your head, you smile and she gives you one in return
>"Great! Follow me little guy!"
>Trotting on after her, you go through the doors into the kitchen
>Wow it's big
>There's utensils and ingredients everywhere
>And more delicious smells coming from the ovens
>"So, after we're done here, is there anything you like to do for fun?"
>Not really?
>You mostly just sleep and eat
>And since it's not bedtime
"Eat."
>She laughs at that
>What's so funny?
>"Oh come on, surely you've got some kind of interests besides eating? Even I don't like eating so much it's all I do!"
>Well then she's just weird, because it really is all you like to do
>What else is there?

>>30809492
>Her smile falters a bit as you just shrug at her
>"Nothing? Really? Games, books, music, anything?"
>Nope
>"Uh, that's fine I guess! To each their own."
>Wanting to change the subject, Pinkie quickly puts on an apron and a chef's hat
>The hat looks like a giant muffin
>You want to eat it
>"Time for some baking! Grab a bowl while I grab the cake mix!"
>Tearing your attention away from the hat, you begin searching for what you think is a suitable mixing bowl
>"Let's see here... milk, eggs, butter..."
>Too small, too big, too narrow
>"...flour, frosting, vanilla extract..."
>This one looks good
>"...celery, pickles, onions..."
>Good enough to eat
>"...springs, sprockets, gears..."
>No Famine, don't eat the bowl
>You need this for cake
>"...fish candies, rhubarb, sediment shaped sediment..."
>Would she prefer a spoon or a whisk?
>"...stuffed pig, missing fillies, Twilight's fanfiction..."
>Maybe she has one of those electrical beaters?
>Do they have those in Equestria?
>The technology here confuses you
>"...Where's Waldo, James Bond, the head of Inigo Montoya..."
>Your ear perks up
>What in the nine levels of hell is she making?
>"...uranium, biochemically engineered superbabies-"
>She stops and looks down at you as you pop your head between her legs and look in the refrigerator
>There's none of what she was listing off present in it
>Looking up, your snootle boops into hers and you lock eyes
>"Got the bowl all ready Famalam?"
>Noses rub as you nod
>Why does that feel good?
>Why is your face heating up?
>"Super! Come on!"
>Grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with her teeth, she flips you up and over her head and onto her back before trotting back to where you set the bowl
>Setting you down on top of the counter, she places all the ingredients for a normal! cake next to you
>"Okiedokie! Have you ever made a cake before?"
>You shake your head in the negative
>"Well it's fairly simple. In fact, I have something to make the process easier to remember!"
>Oh?

>>30809503
>"Aaaaaall you have to do is take a cup of flower, add it to the mix!"
>Is she singing?
>"Now just take a little something sweet, not sour! A bit of salt - just a pinch!"
>Why is she singing?
>And don't you need more flour than that to make a cake?
>You're no chef but you've watched the cooking channels back home
>Late at night when everyone was asleep, silhouetted by the warm glow of the television in a darkened room
>Death called you a degenerate
>You don't know what that means and by the sound of it it's not tasty
>What even is a food porn?
>You nod your head along until she finishes her performance
>"You get it?"
>It made no sense whatsoever
>So you shake your head
>"Oh come on, that was a classic! Anyway, just mix these ingredients like so."
>The spoon smacks around the bowl as the two of you add bit after bit of that which creates fluffy cake goodness
>"And done! Now we just pour it in an oven-ready contai- Famine."
"Yes?"
>"Why is the bowl empty."
"I was hungry."
>The two of you share another look
>Boop!
>"You're silly!"
>You are, aren't you?
>Wait, you are?
>"Let's take it again, from the top!"
>Another bowl is made, another song is sung, but this time she keeps the mix out of your reach, smacking your nose with the spoon when you try to eat it again
>Aww
>"Now just set the timer... and done! Now we wait."
>Wait? Okay
>Sitting down in front of the oven, you stare into its illuminated depths
>"Uh, Famasham, what'cha doin'?"
"Waiting."
>"You know you don't actually have to just sit and wait, right?"
>But how will you know when it's done?
>"There's a little timer right there to let us know when the cake is ready."
>So there is
>Wait, did she read your mind again?
>"Nope!"
>Okay, good
>No one should ever look into the depths of your tortured psyche lest they witness untold horrors centuries old
>"I've seen worse in Twilight's basement."
>What's in the basement?
>Do you want to know?
>Basements are scary, so probably not

>>30809513
>Cleaning off the utensils, she turns to you with a smile
>"You know, I like to throw welcome parties to new arrivals in Ponyville. I wasn't really given the chance when you all first got here, since your dad insisted that it was too soon to start integrating you into the town and the girls were worried that, well..." she trails off nervously
>Well?
>"I meeeaaann, your dad doesn't really have the best reputation around here, ever since he sort of, um... did he tell you about why we're worried about him adopting you all? What uh, happened recently between us?"
>You just shake your head
>Whatever it is, it's probably not important
>At least it wasn't in the plans of his you were all privy to
>She fidgets on her hooves as if at a loss for words
>"Hehe, yeah, I probably wouldn't want to tell you either. I mean, we didn't want to make you boys sad about Dizzy's past booboos."
>Dizzy?
>"Discord."
>Ah
>"Wow, this being serious stuff is hard! I like to spread laughter, not bad news! Twilight is better than me for dealing with this kind of thing. By the way, you uh, haven't seen her around recently, have you? I don't know if she's on princess business, but we haven't heard a peep from her since she went to check on Fluttershy and your pops."
>No idea
>"You don't know anything?"
>Can't say that you do!
>She stares unblinkingly into your eyes
>A bead of sweat runs down the back of your neck
>"Reeeeeeeeally?"
>If you had a collar, you'd adjust it uncomfortably
>"Well okay then! Wonder where she went? Probably to settle some things with Celestia about all this. But that's enough of that booooring old, depressing subject! So about that party, what do you think? I'd like to throw one soon. It's gonna be fuuuuunnn~!"
>Party? You've never been to a party before
>You've seen plenty of 'End of the World' parties thrown by hyoomans, but you don't know why they'd want to celebrate that
>Mankind is weird
>So you just shrug in response

>>30809521
>"But it's a party! You mean to tell me you're not even a teensy bit interested?"
>Can't say that you are
>Doubt you'll be able to enjoy it anyway
>Your brothers would probably hang you from a string and swat you around like a pinata again
>The uninterested tilt of your head seems to put a dampen on her mood somewhat
>"Well, I promise you'll like it. It'll be a ton of fun, you'll see."
>Guess it wouldn't hurt to try
>Her smile returns when you give her a nod
>"So then, wanna learn how to make other stuff?"

>A few hours later, a sweaty pink baker and you sit down to relax, you now sporting your own tiny apron and hat
>Pinkie smacked you on the nose several times to keep you from eating your attire
>The kitchen is filled with hundreds of various cakes
>After the two of you exhausted the cake recipes, she went on to show you how to make other things
>Cupcakes, muffins, donuts, fritters, the works
>Pretty much every table in the shop is covered in confections of one sort or another
>Tiring work
>Hungry work
>"Whoo! We made a lot, didn't we?"
>The oven dings as the last batch of treats is pulled out
>Pinkie said those ones were just for her
>She had taken out a small flask and added something bitter smelling
>She called it 'happiness juice'
>Told you it kept away the demons
>You think you understood
>It's annoying when you're trying to eat and imps keep flying in your food
>"Think it's about time for lunch!"
>Looking around, you take in the sight of all your creations
>The entire bakery may as well have been the golden fields of Elysium to you, rich in ambrosia
>Before you can suggest inhaling the smorgasbord before you, the bell from the front of the shop rings out
>"Oh, a customer! I'll be right back!"
>Hopping off her stool, she exits through the doorway, leaving you alone again among the presence of food
>...
>This can only end in-
>She pops her head back in, spying you halfway across the kitchen with your mouth open, hovering over a cake

>>30809527
>"Nuh uh. Come with me, Famingaling the Foodie King."
>Foodie King?
>Did she just give you a title?
>The title of a king?!
>Oh man, Conquest is going to be so jealous!
>You hope he doesn't find out or you'll be spending the rest of the week sleeping outside!
>Suffering the slings and pillows of outraged fortune!
>Nervously hurrying after her, you make your way back into the bakery proper
>She said there was a customer?
>You wonder if they'll try one of your cakes!
>Wow, you didn't think you'd be hyped to have someone else eat your food
>Usually that's a bad thing for you
>"Heya Pinkie!"
>"Hiya Spike!"
>You can hear a voice but you don't see anypony
>Are they a ghost?
>The newcomer looks around the shop in amazement
>"Wow, there's cake everywhere! What's the occasion?"
>"Oh, there's nothing going on. We just made way too many desserts."
>"We? I thought the Cakes were out of town?"
>That's silly, why would the cakes be out of town when they're all right here in the shop?
>"Oh, you probably haven't met yet! Spike, this is Famine, one of Discord's newly adopted sons."
>Pinkie ushers you around the corner to greet the new arrival
>You were fully prepared to be spooked by a ghastly ghosty
>Instead you come face to face with a little purple reptile creature
>"Uh, hey there. Name's Spike, nice to meet you."
>He holds out a claw, but you just awkwardly stare at him
>You've seen plenty of weird monsters before, so it's no surprise this one can talk, you're just not sure what to make of it
>"What's wrong? Oh, you've probably never seen a dragon before!"
>Yes you have
>Big, mean, fire breathing
"Wait, you're a dragon?"
>Spike rubs his knuckles on his scaly chest and grins
>"Yup! Only one in Ponyville! It's okay, I know I'm amazing. No offense taken."
>None given? Why would he try to take your offense? That's rude!
>"He's a baby dragon."
>That makes slightly more sense
>"Aw, come on Pinkie. I'm a hero now, you know?"
>But seriously? A dragon?

>>30809532
>He's even smaller than you!
>War once told you the smol should fear the tol
>He's only an inch taller than you, but it's enough to make him pick on you
>Not that he needs that as a reason
>You wonder if you should eat Spike to establish your dominance
>Pinkie must have read your mind again as she shakes her head at you disapprovingly
>"No Fambalina, you can't eat him."
>"Dude, what?"
>Reaching out a hoof, you give the baby dragon a hand? Claw? Hoof? Appendage shake
>"So Famine, what's it like being adopted by Discord? Pretty weird I bet."
>You think back to the crazy house and shrug
"It's home."
>"What, that's it?"
"So long as my brothers are there, it's home."
>Pinkie awws
>"Because home is where the heart is and your brothers are always in your heart?"
"No, because no matter where I go their bullying stays the same."
>That statement pops the poofiness out of her mane
>You wonder if Conquest is nearby, hogging all the poof again
>"Uh, wow. Sorry to hear that."
"I'm used to it."
>"Are you at least enjoying it here in Ponyville?"
>You shrug again
"It's nice."
>Spike rolls his claw as if to ask for details
"I've... had more to eat here than anywhere else?"
>"You're not much of a talker, are you?"
>No, you usually keep to your thoughts
>It's easier than being beat up for voicing them
>Come to think of it though, your inner musings are becoming more eloquent since coming here, less hectic
>That's a plus, you guess?
>Constant starvation isn't clinging to your mind anymore
>You like this bakery
>You like Pinkie Pie
>"I thought he was just shy, but we've been having fun all day and he hasn't really opened up to me that much."
>Oh, that kind of hurts
>Is it really okay for you to just open up here?
>You're afraid of your brothers and you're afraid of others
>But this isn't the human world anymore, and ponies here have been relatively nice to you

>>30809539
>Pinkie cares about your well being, the yellow filly from class was interested in what you had to say, Fluttershy was nice and dad actually saw some potential in you
>Spike must have noticed your inner turmoil as he places a reassuring claw on your shoulder
>"Come on dude, don't be nervous. We're your friends here, you can be open around us."
>Friends?
"We're friends?"
>"Well uh, yeah! Sure! I know we just met, but everyone in Ponyville is really nice. You'll never have to feel left out, trust me."
>"You don't consider us friends, Fammy?"
>You don't know what to say
>You've never had friends before
>This is all so new to you
>Is this really okay?
>Do you have peo- ponies who really care about you now?
>Does dad really care? He doesn't treat you poorly
>Do you really have friends in this place?
>You start to feel a wetness in your eyes
>What is this?
>"Woah, you okay?"
"I... I don't kn-"
>A warmth envelopes you
>Pinkie is hugging you again
>"Shh, it's okay Famine. You don't have to feel sad anymore."
"Nng."
>This feeling in your chest
>It hurts and feels relieving at the same time
>More wetness comes out of your eyes
>You're crying
>It's been so long since you last cried
>You had gotten used to the treatment, to your previous life
>So much so that you became jaded and content with how poor you were living
>Coming here was frightening at first, but your natural reaction to things like that was to just accept your lot and move on with the hope things wouldn't turn out too bad in the end
>"Fammy? I need you to answer me truthfully. Is Discord treating you alright? Is everything alright at home?"
>Why does she want to know?
>All you can do is nod
>You're given a chance to speak freely and you can't even get the words out
>"Are you sure?"
>Even though you nod again, she seems content to wait for you to actually answer
>It takes a moment to steady your breathing, but you manage to gulp and find your voice

>>30809545
"Y-Yes. I like it here. Dad isn't a bad guy. I just- I've never been c-close to my brothers. I've n-n-never had any friends b-before."
>Pinkie hugs you tighter and rocks you gently
>"Do your brothers really bully you that much? Do you really not get along with them?"
>You just shake your head
>Conquest has made it clear before he barely even considers you family, you're just a means to an end for him
>War just wants something to beat on
>And you're pretty sure Death doesn't like anybody
>"You know, even though the girls were hesitant, I was a little excited about you four. I have three sisters myself that I love very dearly. And even though we've had our fair share of fights, we've always forgiven each other in the end and come out stronger for it."
>Sounds nice
>It just makes you feel worse about your own brothers
>"I don't mean to make it sound like I'm bragging that I have something you don't. I just want you to understand, that even through the roughest times, family is family. You all can get along, and I want to help you all through it."
"...You mean it?"
>"Mmhm. I know how hard it is for siblings to share their feelings. You sometimes have to get into a screaming match just to get it all off your chest!"
>Is that really how it works?
>You're pretty sure War never hides his emotions, he's always so loud and confident
>Death doesn't even need to do that much, he's not burdened by such silly things as feelings
>And Conquest is always so sure of himself, you doubt he's ever held back his opinion
>Really, thinking about it just makes you realize you've always looked up to them
>They have such strength of character you can only dream of, such enviable willpower
>You've always ran to them for protection
>Even though you knew they wanted nothing to do with you, you still depended on them anyway
>Brothers...
>"Uhh, should I come back later?"
>"Oh shush, Spike. You're one of his first friends in Ponyville, stick around to support him, okay?"

>>30809550
>"Eh, I didn't really sign on for any mushy stuff."
>"Ohhh, you boys are so unsympathetic with each other!"
"It's okay. You were willing to listen, that's more than I can say for most."
>"Sorry dude, I'm an only child. I don't really know how to deal with sibling rivalry. But hey, brothers and sisters are kind of like friends, right? So when your friends are being jerks, just give 'em a kick in the pants! Well, they don't have to be wearing any, but you know what I mean."
>"Spike, you shouldn't encourage fighting."
>"Hey, it's just a suggestion. If they're bullying you, you gotta stand up to them."
>War would probably tear you a new one if you ever tried standing up to him
"Thanks for the advice, I get what you mean."
>"Just don't try to do anything mean until I can organize a get together with you all, okay? I want to try and repair your relationship with your brothers and I'd rather you not make it worse with any... what is it that Twilight calls it whenever you're trying to act tough, Spike?"
>He just huffs and glares at her
>"False bravado."
>"That!"
>"And it's not an act! I really am tough!"
>"Sure you are!"
>This brings a giggle out of you
>Pinkie gently sets you down and smiles at you
>"Feeling better?"
"Yeah, thank you."
>"And hey, if you ever wanna hang out, we got some cool spots in town, like an arcade and a bowling alley."
"Arcade? Bowling? What kind of food is that?"
>"You're joking, right?"
>"He doesn't exactly have many hobbies, Spike."
>"Oh man, you don't know what you're missing out on! But hey, speaking of food... since all that's settled now, I'm here for my order, Ms. Pie."
>Spike waggles his eyebrows suggestively
>Pinkie's mane seems to inflate back to normal as she trots happily in place
>"Oh yeah! I just got a new shipment of gems in!"
>Gems?
>Opening one of the cupboards, she brings out a paper box and opens it to reveal its treasure
>And what a treasure it is! Why the heck are those cupcakes covered in gems?

>>30809556
>"Hehe, thanks, Pinkie. Ooh boy, some of my favorite flavors are here!"
"You eat rare gems?"
>"Huh? Oh yeah, dragons love gems! They're not -that- rare though. I helped Rarity not that long ago find a bunch of them for her dresses."
>Spike pops one of the cupcakes in his mouth and crunches happily on it
>"Mmmm!"
>Those were diamonds
>You've seen Conquest lose his mind over those things
>And Spike just ate a bunch of them, some bigger than your eyes!
"Are they good?"
>"They're delicious!"
"C-Could I try one?"
>"Huh? Uh, ponies aren't really capable of eating gems like dragons can, dude."
>He sees the focused expression on your face though and relents
>"Hey, knock yourself out. Just don't blame me when you choke."
>He hands you one of the sparkling cupcakes
>It's covered in a variety of beautiful gemstones
>The kind that could buy you a fully stocked grocery store in your old world
>Well, you didn't really need to considering you weren't of the mortal realm, but the point remains
>...
>Bottoms up!
>CRRRRRAAACKK
>The noise startles Pinkie and Spike as you begin to chew through solid gemstone
>Spike near drops the rest of the box as he witnesses what he had previously deemed the impossible
>A pony eating gems, how very unusual!
>The stones are soon ground to powder and swallowed as you lick your lips and ruminate on the taste
"Not bad. Kind of like Sweet Tarts and Pop Rocks."
>"Pop, sweet- wait what? H-How?!"
>"Spike, you know how sometimes I do things out of the ordinary and you all agree not to question it?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Well I wouldn't question Famine's stomach."
>"Bruh."
"That was good! Want to try some of my desserts?"
>"Your desserts?"
>"Yeppers! Famdango here helped make a lot of the stuff sitting around on the tables!"
>Eyeing the surrounding treats, Spike picks up a brownie and takes a large bite, eyes lighting up in surprise
>"Woah, this is really good!"

>>30809568
>"Mmhm! There's no one who quite makes food as well as someone who knows their food like a foodie, foodite, foody-toody." she spits out the words tying up her tongue
>Your stomach rumbles
>That cupcake stoked the fires of hunger from making all this
>And all those emotions just made you hungrier
>"Well, we were just about to sit down for lunch when you walked in. Seeing as how we have so many desserts though, we can't possibly keep them all on the shelves. So if you want to join us, lunch is on the house!"
>Spike takes a look around at your Wonderland
>You can tell he appreciates it as much as you do
>"Oh boy, I am gonna stuff myself 'til I drop!"
>"Careful Spike, you don't want to get a tummy ache!"
>"Bah, that's future Spike's problem. I don't get this opportunity too often with Twilight hanging over me like a wet napkin."
>If only he knew the irony of that statement
>He dives right into a table covered in chocolate goodies
>"Heehee, he never learns."
>Pinkie joins him in the fray
>And with a smile, you join your two new friends

>Afternoon finds you too stuffed to move
>You must have eaten something like 40 cakes
>Fullness... when was the last time you experienced this sensation?
>All three of you lie around on the floor, bloated comically like balloons and covered in various frostings and smudges
>Spike looks like he could lift off at any moment
>You all not only ate, but played with your food as well
>'Catch the flying cupcake with your mouth' was a fun game, you didn't miss once
>Pinkie groans in discomfort, setting off a chain reaction of groans from all of you
>It's like a haunted house in here
>A part of you idly wonders if this was the kind of chaos dad was talking about
>If it is, chaos is perhaps the most delicious thing in existence
>You don't think you succeeded much however
>This isn't quite like anything he'd pull
>Nothing went wrong though, so you think you did him proud
>And you got a free meal out of it
>And friends!

>>30809580
>This is the best day ever in your eternity of life
>An approving belch follows that thought
>Definitely
>"Uuuugh, I don't think I'll ever eat again."
>That's heresy, Pinkie
>"I don't think I'll ever even think of food again!"
>Your new friends are kind of plebs, but you still like them anyway
>Pinkie rolls onto her stomach and manages to lift herself up
>"Well, that takes care of half of the extra desserts. I think I can find room for the rest. It's a shame, though."
>You and Spike listen half-attentively
>"Waz a shame?"
>"Out of all the desserts we made, we never tried the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. And we worked extra hard on that one!"
>Pinkie rolls out a giant cake into the middle of the floor
>The sight of it alone causes Spike to cover his mouth in sickness
>You however, can only stare in wonder at the beauty that is the Quadruple M
>Steadily, you get to your hooves and stand before its majesty
>It beams its rays of tastiness upon you, like a magnificent father, deliciously incandescent
>"Famine?"
>Your eyes start to glaze over as you take in the cake
>...
>...
>"...ami...?"
>"F...min...!"
>"Famine!"
>Huh, wha?
>Pinkie waves a hoof in front of your face
>What happened?
>One second you were staring at the cake of cakes, the next you just blacked out
>Wait, where did the cake go?
"What happened to the cake?"
>"It's gone, Famine. You ate it."
"Are you sure? I don't even remember-"
>"Yes I'm sure. Your mouth unhinged like a giant snake. It was horrifying to watch."
>You just stare blankly at the empty spot in front of you
>All the evidence that was left of the once great masterpiece to prove it even existed in the first place was one of the wheels Pinkie rolled it in on
>"It's a good thing you're too big to move now, you might have taken the rest of the bakery with you!"
>Damn, was it that bad?
>You've never glut yourself like this before, so to black out was kind of worrying

>>30809589
>You wonder if you temporarily called upon your inner purpose just then
>It's probably nothing, just your belly taking the place of your mind as usual
>Best not to think about it
>"Well Fammy, that was a fun day despite some hangups. I'm really glad I got to spend this time with you."
>It still feels odd to hear someone say such nice things about you, but it makes you smile anyway
>"I gotta clean up and you have to meet my other friends. I know it wasn't a big to do, but consider this the smaller welcoming party to Ponyville."
>If this is what parties were like, you were definitely looking forward to the real one now
>With a smile and a wink, she gives you a tender kiss on the nose, leaving behind a chocolatey kiss mark and making you blush something fierce
>She giggles in response to your reaction
>"Now let's get you on out of here, roly-poly!"

>Today was exhausting
>You never thought you'd experience so many firsts
>Sharing your food, asking for permission to eat someone else's, cooking your own
>A-And your first kiss
>It wasn't on the lips, b-but still!
>All kinds of shivers run up and down your spine
>If this is what it feels like to do these things, you don't mind putting them to practice more often
>You practically feel like a new horse
>As Pinkie helps you up and out the door, you can't help but lick the chocolate kiss off your nose
>What is probably the biggest smile to ever grace anypony's face now adorns yours
>You never knew happiness was a flavor until you came here

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Well, I didn't expect these one-on-ones to last so fucking long. As usual I have no idea what I'm doing and just plow ahead anyway.

https://pastebin.com/u/ErroneousDraconequus

>>30809598
Go die in a fire

>>30809598
Holy shit all this green

>>30806864
RIP Erf's Anon

>>30809598
What this Anon said. >>30809610
Die in a fire and come back as Jesus.

But seriously, Nice job Anon.

>>30809539
>>War once told you the smol should fear the tol
Hnnnng

>>30809539
Now this was just plain adorable, great job with this story

pastebin when

>>30811174
*cough*
https://pastebin.com/u/ErroneousDraconequus

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>>30809598
That was fucking beautiful and comfy to read
Sweet green

>>30811349
And we got pastebin!

>>30811349
Oh for fuck sake, finally.

>>30806864
It took me a moment to remember what that sharpclaw guy was but that was honestly a great callback

>>30809598
Don't bother. This is boring.

>>30806864
Welp after this PhD will have to sustain his alternate family

>>30813873
On the bright side, he can probably romance Gilda after all is said and done

>>30806864
>You rush back at her
"Ok Anon, you're usually cocky. She must have been fucking stalking you through the news and other shit. So that means she knows you're cocky. Which means..."
>You eye her as you quickly approach
"She probably expects you to rush at her, yeah. That's it. So if I get near her and dodge, I could move in and strike. She'd probably try defending her head, so if I do some body blows...HA!...That's gotta work!"
>You quickly rush at her, and just as you predicted, she threw a punch right as you got in her face.
>You dodge back, and go for the body blow as she guards her face.
>From this point, you unleash blow after blow after blow
"Yes! YES! I'm doing it! FINALLY, I DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR-GNNNNAAA!"
>Suddenly, she easily manages to slug you right in the gut with her knee.
>You hover back and look at her as you hold your stomach and realize you hadn't done any damage at all.
"W-What?!..b-but how?"
>Gwyndolyn just smirks as she grips her talon'd fist. "Diamond encrusted leather armor, son...HYYYAAGH!"
>Suddenly, her feathers jutted upwards as she tensed her entire body. Her muscles suddenly pumped up as her dressed ripped. Revealing a thick brown armor with small diamonds popping out every few inches.
>Holy fuck...She's ripped!
"Armor?! But that's cheating!"
>She chortles at the sound of that "Oh my, is it? I do remember a certain idiot saying I could prepare as I wish for this fight. No rules, remember?"
>That fucking bitch! She hid the armor under her dress so you wouldn't make a rule call on it.

>>30815362
"Yeah...no rules...Fine then, looks like we're just gonna have to scrap."
>"Oh...I'm going to enjoy this." She punched her talon into her other talon.
>Here you go, years of fighting prowess in the making right here. the only target was her face which limited your options. But...you had to do it. You had no choice.
>You started with a left, right, and another left. A knee, you even tried to drill at her with your beak. But every punch and kick you made was countered or blocked by her. "You idiot! You can't beat me in a straight up fight! I've trained for so many moons for this moment. Day in, day out! Until I could finally take my revenge!"
"Geez! Lady...get a hobby!"
>"SCHEMING WAS MY HOBBY! AND YOU TOOK THAT TOO!"
>Christ....
>It went from you throwing punches to her throwing punches as you desperately began to block each attack. Doing your best to put your gaming reflexes to the test
"C'mon...C'mon..."
>Counter attack, thats the only way.
>Her strikes were coming at you faster and faster. You waited until she was throwing them with reckless abandon and made your move. You dodged to the left and struck her in the face.
>But oh no...you had one more move up your sleeve.
>You flew a little higher as she tried to recover, and brought your head down upon hers
"ULTRA SKULL CRUSHER!"
>You slam your head right into hers as hard as you can.
>But something went wrong.
>She slides her head up along your head until your beaks were practically touching.
>She then grabs your beak and punches your neck. Sending you back a bit.
>"And now, let's really CUT into the issue!" She tenses her talons so hard, they tear through the safety gloves.
"What?! That can't be legal!"

>>30815579
>"I still have em all, DON'T I?!" She starts to swipe at you and claw you up "HUH?! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SO SORRY THAT YOU RUINED OUR LIVES! YOU'LL PAY!"
>You couldn't defend yourself, even holding up your arms, all she did was slice into them.
"S-shit! T-this isn't TV Y at all. Ngh...."
>Truly, human interference was not kind to this griffon's fate.
>Eventually, you couldn't guard anymore. You tried making a quick retreat to give yourself some breathing room. But she grabbed your leg with her ridiculously powerful tail. Flung you up, and uppercutted your gut.
"Ngh...nmmm...N-now..Shoryuken..works.....ngh"
>She catches you by the neck as you fall, and slowly pokes her talons into the upper layer of your neck feathers and skin.
>You couldn't say a word, all you could see was a blurred vision of her crazed sinister smirk.
>"You idiot. Like I said..I know everything about you. Including that amazing skull of yours. You didn't think I'd train myself to deflect heavy blows like that? To divert some of the force away from it's target? Some hero colt you are. I expected better. I have no idea how my brother lost to you. But it doesn't matter, you're going to suffer just the same."
>Your only response was to spit blood at her and smirk.
>But all she did was lick it up.
>Yeah....totally not TV Y. Not even PG at this point.
>"I'm going to make you suffer. I want everypony, including your wife, to see how pathetic you really ARE!" She punches you in the guy, making you whine in pain. "I'm going to take your livlihood!" She claws your face. "You're going to be the ZERO colt when I'm through with you!"
>She spit back at you after smashing you up a few more times. "Pathetic, you can't even fight back. Tell you what, I'm going to drop you. And if you stay down, I'll let you keep your life. But if you come back up.....Pffft" She slowly drags her talon across her neck "End of the line..."
"...."

>>30815618
>She let's you go as you plummet down to the ground. The crowd gasping in horror as Gwyndolyn cackled in mad glee.
>Before you hit the ground however. Gilda rushed forward and hovered a few feet up to catch you, landing on her back as you both hit the ground.
>The council looked at each other in confusion
>"Is that allowed?"
>"Gee, I don't remember. He does seem pretty hurt though"
>"Think we can keep the chain if he crokes?"
>"Probably"
>Gilda gently put you on your side as she stood up to check on you "Anon, geez! What happened?! She's murdering you. Like, REALLY murdering you!"
>You coughed, and looked up at Gilda with a cringe due to the pain you felt.
"I messed up..like....I really..rea-"
>"ANON!"
>Diamond slammed into Gilda, knocking her aside as she held your head, panicking, scared. "What are you doing?!"
"U-ummm.....fighting?"
>you could feel her tears come down on your face. She began to hold onto you and sob. "Anon, stop. Just call the fight..please.."
"W-why?...What about the company? the kids? the house...everything.."
>"I don't care! It's not worth losing you. How could I even explain this to them?! What about Crown Jewel? I don't think she could take it...."
>You chuckle a little
"Eh, she's strong. Besides, Illustrious probably would be ok with it."
>Diamond suddenly growled in anger as she raised herself and hit your shoulder "That's not funny! HOW COULD YOU-..huh?"
>You were able to gently block her hit as you looked at her with a faint smile.
"This is my fault, my darling...my princess. And as a prince, I have a duty to do. I already screwed this up.. alot more than I should have. Heck, this whole thing wasn't even a power grab. She just wants me to suffer..."
>"...W-what are you talking about? Just call the fight!" She yells at you
>You shake your head

>>30815656
"...Can't...I just...can't. I screwed around like an idiot for too long. And yeah, even if I win. I probably won't change that..but right now?"
>You slowly begin to stand in a stagger.
"It's time for me to be a man....stallion...guy"
>You give her a kiss. And a thumbs up with your talons.
>Before she could say anything more, you use as much energy as possible to fly back up. leaving a heavy gust of wind and dust in your wake.
>You fly up to equal height, and stare at her with deep seriousness.
>"...Oh, so you do have a death wish. what a shame, I wanted you to give up so you could see your wife leave you for the worthless meatbag you are." She said as she boredly looked at her talons.
"Shut up...I'm not done yet..."
>You cough up some more blood, and wipe it from your beak.
"It might be a little edgy, but I'm going to send you straight to HELL!.....Tartarus....WHATEVER! PREPARE YOURSEGNNNNG!"
>She rushed you faster than you could react, and stabbed her talons right into your chest.
>"You're done." She takes her talons out and grabs you in a bear hug as she starts to fly up at blinding speeds.
"....nnngggghhh"
>You could barely take it, you could barely breath as she went to the highest point she could reach.
>You looked up at the night sky. And saw beauty in the stars and moon for the moment you were there before she turned and started heading downwards like a bullet.
>"Say your prayers! Because at this speed? You're gonna end up in Haysia! HAHAHAHAH!" She cackled as she nearly broke the sound barrier.
>The clouds themselves bent to her speed, when she was sure she was close enough to send you down at maximum velocity without crashing herself.

>>30815705
>You were going to hit the ground....like a bullet.
"...Sorry my love...Sorry Dad...Junior...take care of Jewely ok? Illustrious?....err...Aunt Fluttershy...thanks for always cuddling with me when I needed it....I guess I reall-"
>You didn't even have time to finish. All you could see was the white light of death shine in front of your eyes.
>And then there was dust...dust everywhere...
>"Did he hit the ground?!" Gilda asked,s he was shielding her eyes from the burst of wind and dust that spread across the ground.
>"ANON! ANON! SAY SOMETHING!"
>Everyone was confused, even the council didn't seem to know how to call the point as they heard no crash to the ground.
>And then?
>You came flying out of the dust cloud, talons forward as you flew at Gwyndolyn at the same speed you fell at.
>"What?! Impossib-GNG!" She didn't even have time to speak as went in talons flying at speeds beyond anyone could comprehend. Despite your injuries, you seemed more powerful than ever before.
>You just focused on your attacks, and your focus was one hundred percent. Perhaps even beyond that.
>"My claws, t-their burning?!" Your punches were so focused, so quick, that they were actually burning her talons to the point where her gloves suddenly burst into flame.
>She threw the gloves off as quick as she could as she tried to back off. She was demanding answers. "How?! You can't! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! TELL ME! TELL ME HOW!"

>>30815780
>But you paid her no mind nor answered her pleas. Instead, you only had one thing to say.
"Stay away from my family...."
>You rev back your talon'd fist, and punch her. You punch her in the gut so hard that her armor unravels as she's sent into the horizon.
>You smirk to yourself as the crowd suddenly bursts into cheers below you.
>The council held up your flag. Giving you the final point at they consulted each other.
>"But she didn't hit the ground though"
>"I don't think she's coming back though..."
>"We get to keep the chain though right?"
>"Ummm, let's just give it back..I don't want to be banished to the moon in such a way"
>You landed back to the ground where the fight started and started to wave to the crowd who cheered you on for such an exciting fight.
"Thank you! Thank you! I know, I am quite great"
>"...woah.." Gilda said as she approached you "How...how did you do that? That was nuts!"
"Ahh, it was just a thing I do. Amazing, wasn't it? Err...Griffon...girl"
>"Griffon Girl? what? Oh man, you do look really really beat up though. Hate to say it, but toughing those injuries out might be a bad call. You may need to go to the hospital." Gilda said as she looked to you with worry.
>But then Diamond approached "Anon..." She says as she gives you a hard stare
"Ahh, there's my dumpling. What did you think of my victory? Amazing? Spectacular? Dazzling?"
>She narrowed her eyes at you "Anon, can I speak to you...alone?"

>>30815823
>"Are you mad at him? But he just won...bah, you ponies are weird. I'm gonna go take advantage of the moment and take some orders for Griffonscones. Y'know, since I'm part of the party that won" Gilda walked off, but she took a moment to whisper in your ear "Good job, you ain't that much of a dweeb after all"
>After Gilda walked away. Diamond took you back to the hotel. It worried you just a tad. You wondered what she had planned for you.
>When you both entered your room. She looked at you with a sigh and shook her head.
"What's the matter sugar bear?"
>"Cut it out Grandpa, you're creeping me out" Diamond said, feeling a little uncomfortable.
"...Ahh, so you figured me out."
>You chuckled as your pupils turned a burning red, your eyes a shining yellow.
>In a burst of light, you reveal your true form as you hold Anon's horn in your grubby paw.
>You are Discord, the ever so delightful spirit of chaos.
>Quite a transition of perspective, no?
>You bow in front of your daughter in law with an accomplished smile on your face.
"Hello my dearest Diamond. It is a pleasure to see you this evening, I hope you've been well"

>>30815843
What a twist!

>>30815362
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THIS GRIFFON

>>30815843
I feel bad for Anon. He kinda got cucked there.

>>30814884

>>30815843
Really, really enjoyed this twist especially because both the narration and the personality of "Anon's" dialogue changes the fight was entertaining, and I'm dying to see where the real Anon is and what is Diamond Tiara going to do next

>>30815843
>inb4 Discord cucks Anon

>>30809598
This was really nice

>>30811349
FUCKING JOIN US https://discord.gg/mc7NCy

You guys might like this story. >>30814927

>>30815843
Best plot twist of the week

It's raining outside and my electricity went out, I will post my update as soon as I'm able to

>>30790635
>”M-M-Mr. Prinshe?!” The little filly and some of her classmates quickly tried to stop you but you raised your hoof to stop them
“No… don’t worry… this right here… what I’m doing is something that I deserve for being a dummy. Just… give me a moment, will ya?”
>The foals were clearly scared by your seemingly random action, but they all nodded, limiting themselves to watch you slamming your face against the wall a couple times more.
>After you finished with that tantrum. You rested your head against the wall
>Sweet mother of science, how in Tartarus you didn’t think of that?! Ruffle Truffle’s should obviously be in his gosh darn classroom! Where else could he be?!
>You could’ve ended this whole mess already but noooo! You simply had to come up with an overcomplicated plan instead!
>Sweet heavens, you can already imagine what Cherrywood would say if she was here.
>”You big dummy! Why do you always have to come up with these over-the-top, dumb plans! They never work like you think they will!” Or something like that… if you had to bet, Cherrywood would probably slap you too.
>… It’s not like you will be able to hide this from her. Cherrywood has a way to tell when you messed up by just looking at you. Jolly, things will certainly get fun when you get back home.
>”Mr. Prinshe…” You felt the Golden Thunder tugging at your leg “Are you okay? Did I make you mad?”
>You took a deep breath, shook your head and gently caressed her mane.
“No, of course I’m not mad at you. You didn’t do anything wrong, and yes, don’t worry, I’m fine… I was simply… doing an advanced meditation technique… one that you should never ever try”
>”I-I’m sorry, Mr. Prinshe, but you’re kind of weird…”
“Trust me… You’re not the first pony to tell me that”
>The little filly giggled at that and waved her hoof dismissively “I’m still happy that I met you, though” She then looked at the ground and kicked the dirt ”Soooo… Are you still going to look for the big bad guy?”

>>30821679
Whoops! Forgot my trip for a minute there.

>You slowly shook your head
“No… I will actually take your suggestion and see if Ruffle Truffle is in his classroom… now, if you excuse me”
>”Wait!” The Golden Thunder dashed and got in between you and door
>You rolled your eyes and gave the little filly slightly annoyed look.
“Now what, mate?”
>”Well…uh...” The Golden Thunder looked down as she rubbed her left leg with the right one “I was just thinking…” she then looked at you directly in the eye “Are you gonna let your friends hanging just like that?”
>You tilted your head back. That question surely puzzled you.
“My… friends? I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about there, mate”
>”Yeah, your friends! Y’know the villains that attacked us! I was thinking that if they are friends with shomepony as nice as you, then they can’t really be villains! Maybe they got brainwu…brainweh… the REAL bad guys are making them do bad shtuff, even when they don’t want to! Are you just gonna let them get away with it?”
>You stopped yourself from slamming your face against the wall. This time you limited yourself to slap your face and groan.
“No… of course not… I just…”
>Aw, gosh darn it… you totally got derailed and ended up forgetting about the fourth graders!
“I-I kind of…y’know…”
>The little filly was looking at you with a baffled expression. No, thankfully she didn’t get what you meant.
>You rolled your eyes and let out a sigh.
“Know what? It doesn’t matter. You’re absolutely right. The fourth graders wouldn’t go and attack me without a good a reason… I think… I hope… To be honest? I’m not really sure, those guys aren’t exactly my closest friends… but I still think that you’re right. Problem is, how do I get them to talk to me? I kind of scared them away”

ELO

>>30821692
>”That’s eashy! The Golden Thunder said with a big smile on her face “Just go to their classhroom and talk to them! Oh…” The filly looked away as she rubbed her chin “You shaid that you scared them away, right? Hmmm… why don’t you… I dunno, talk with just one of them instead? That can work too, right?”
>That would require that you drag one of those guys out of their classroom so you can interrogate them. It was an interesting idea, that sadly wasn’t possible to execute under the current situation.
“It could if the sixth graders didn’t have the school on lockdown, it would be easy for me to get spotted while I’m talking with one of the fourth graders, which would only force me to fight again… and I kind of want to avoid that as much as possible, and as I said, after what happened at the hallway, I doubt that I can just waltz inside their classroom and ask for answers… well… technically, I could, but y’know”
>”Mhm!” The filly frantically nodded “You would look like the bad guy if you did that…uhh… Actually, I may have an idea…”
“Then please don’t be afraid to say it, my little friend. After all, you’ve been coming up with better solutions than me”
>”Well, uhm, you s-shee… I was thinking that, maybe…” The Golden Thunder was looking awkwardly at every direction “You could bring one of your friends to our headquarters? Y-You know, sho you can talk to him without having to worry about the bigger bad guysh”
> The Golden Thunder turned to her classmates and gave them a smile “I’m shure that my friends won’t mind, right?”
>”Are ya crazy?!” The chubby colt was the first and only foal who stood up and protested “You want to bring more old ponies here?! No! Nonononono! I said no and I will say no again! No! You can’t…”

>>30821695
ANON

>>30821702
>The Golden Thunder shot a glare at the chubby colt as he made a little “Mmmm!” noise.
>The colt flinched at first but then shook his head, crossed his forelegs and looked away “That won’t work with me! I have powers against cooties so no girly trick will make me change my mind!”
>”Cooties? Thoshe ain’t real, you dumb-dumb!”
>”They are! And I still say nuh-uh!”
>”Fine! Be a knucklehead if you want, but I know that everypony else will shay yes! Right, guys?” Sadly, that didn’t seem to be the case. The rest of the classroom was looking away from her, some at their tables, and others at their friends.
>”Oh c’mon! Why dontcha want to help? Isn’t that why we like to play shuperheroes? Because the power ponies always help everypony?” The Golden Thunder voice was cracking as some tears were forming in the corner of her eyes. “Please…”
>”Nope!” The chubby colt quickly answered to her “Not listening to anything you’ve to say”
>You saw the Golden Thunder starting to crumble when every foal in the class backed the chubby colt again.
>”Yeah… I dunno but… can’t we just stay here and wait for our teacher?”
>This is a game, we’re not like the Power Ponies! They fight against big villains… we can’t do anything against the sixth graders”
>”I know, right? I don’t wanna give my lunch to those dudes… not again”
>While you couldn’t blame the first graders for not wanting to do anything with this. You also couldn’t let this poor filly to crash and burn. That was just wrong!
>As the poor filly looked down and her ears dropped. You gently placed your hoof on her shoulder and whispered to her.
“Thank you, Golden Thunder…”
>”Lightning Bolt…” The little filly said with a terribly depressing tone “that’s my real name…”
>You raised an eyebrow. That did raise your concern.

>>30821709
“Why are you telling me your secret identity, mate? I thought that heroes were supposed to keep that kind of information hidden from everyone”
>The little filly sighed as she removed her “mask”. She had a white mane, yellow coat and green eyes… and you could see that she was depressed right now “I-I don’t feel like playing shuperheroes anymore…”
>How she said those words… that tugged your heart strings. Poor gal, to be disappointed like this. You really, really have to convince her friends now.
>You placed your hoof on her chin and raised her head so she could look at you in the eye.
“Awww, come on, don’t be like that! If you quit playing, then your whole league will fall apart”
>”You… really think sho?” Yes! There was some hope still left in her!
“Yup! I don’t know your friends, but based on everything I’ve seen, I can say with all the confidence in Equestria that you’re the most heroic pony of your class. That’s why you can’t give up!”
>”But…” No! She was getting depressed again! “All of my friendhs already did, a-a-and I dunno how to change that!”
“Ah, but you see, you don’t have to worry about anything, because this is the part where I take charge”
>”B-But what can you do to stop my friends from…” Lighting Bold sighed “Just… throwing the towel?”
>You patted her mane and put up your best cocky smile
“Did you think that I was kidding when I said that I’m a prince? I’m the real deal! So please, don’t cry “Golden Thunder” because if there’s anything that I’m good at, it’s to bring hope to ponies”
>You walked past the poor filly and to the teacher’s desk. Then, you hopped from the teacher’s chair to on top the desk itself.
>”Hey, what do ya thing yer doin’?” The chubby colt immediately protested as he slammed his chubby hooves on his table.
>You were already tired of him. So much that you couldn’t help but to reply with a rather grim tone

>>30821716
”I should be asking you the same”
>You shot him a glare that made him sit.
>Despite the colt being a bit scared by your change in attitude, he still found some courage to muster “W-What?”
“You heard me. What do you think you’re doing? Why did you suddenly think that giving up is okay? Do you even realize who you guys are?!”
>”W-What do you mean?” The chubby colt tilted his head backwards “I-I just don’t want to get involved!”
>You were still keeping an intense glare on the chubby colt, but you could hear the rest of his classmates speaking among themselves.
>”Y-yeah, this ain’t our problem!”
>”Mhm! Everything that Lightning Bolt told us is scary and not our deal”
>You narrowed your eyes at the chubby colt and stomped your hoof on the desk
“Shut up and answer my question! Do you realize who you, and I mean ALL OF YOU are?!”
>Silence. This time nobody dared to answer you. Instead, they looked at each other, confused by your words.
>You didn’t sigh or rolled your eyes. You held your ground and kept the stern look.
“All of you are students at the Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns! Do you understand what that even mean?!”
>”That the title is kinda weird an’ too long?” one of the foals shyly said
>Yeah… it’s not like he wasn’t absolutely wrong. You couldn’t help to wonder why your mom went with such over-the-top name… eh, it’s your mom after all, she could be kind of weird at times.
“No. It means that all of you are here because you are GIFTED. Sounds great, right? Well, let me tell you something. You guys may be going through their first year at this school, and it’s alright, I’m kind of in the same boat as all of you, but if there’s something that I’ve learned is that we’re not supposed to just develop the amazing talent that we all have. We’re supposed to become ponies that others can and will look up to.”

>>30821724
>”A-And how is fightin’ the big foals supposed to help us do that?!”
>”Y-Yeah! We’re just gonna get our flanks kicked!”
>”Dude… my mom would ground me forever if she knew that I got into a fight”
>”Just forever? My daddy would… I dunno, sent me to live with dragons if he knew that I got into trouble”
>You slowly shook your head and stomped your hoof on the desk
“Who said anything about fighting? Do you think that violence will solve anything? Please!”
>You charged your horn with magic and lifted everything in the room, including the foals, for a couple seconds before gently putting them back in their seats.
“My magic is more than enough to defeat every single pony in this school! But do you see me running around the hallways and just casting spells left and right? No! Because that won’t make me the pony I want to be!”
>”Then what are we supposed to do!” The chubby colt rolled his eyes and snickered at you “Please tell us, oh mighty magical colt, how are we supposed to become these amazing ponies that ya want us to be”
“You like comics, right? Then why aren’t you following the example that the Power Ponies make? Help everyone you can. Whenever you can, however you can. You are not doing that, instead, you guys have decided to just cower here and tell the rest of the school that their problems aren’t yours…”
>All the first graders looked down except for the Golden… err… Lighting Bolt who was nodding at every word you were saying.
“If I was any other pony, I would say that if that’s how you want to play, then I’ll be doing the same and shall never help you, even if you really needed it. I’m not that type of pony, I CAN’T be that type of pony. My final question for all of you is this: What kind of pony do YOU want to be?”
>You hopped off the desk and walked at the door. Then you placed your hoof on the knob and opened it before shooting a final glare at the foals.

>>30821734
“Whatever your decision may be, it’s up to you. As for me, I have to go and help our school to get back on track”
>”Wait!” You heard the chubby colt calling for you right after you put your hoof outside the door
>You turned to him and raised an eyebrow
“Yes?”
>”Listen…eh… Ayynon?” The chubby colt was looking down as he rubbed the back of his neck “What you said… I didn’t understand a lot ‘cuz you use a buncha fancy words and… please don’t get angrier, but you’re kind of a weirdo… but… you’re right, or at least I think you’re so… what I wanna say is… how can we help?”
>A weirdo? C’mon, you were awesome! Why can’t anyone understand that? Eeeh… whatever, you go through him and by the eager expression from the rest of his classmates, you managed to do it with the entire class.
>You looked down at the chubby colt and smiled
“As I said, you don’t have to fight. Just wait here until I arrive with one of the fourth graders, and if any pony other than the sixth graders comes here and looks like he or she is in trouble, then please do your best to help them out, alright?”
>”O-Okay… but, how’re ya gonna bring one of those fellas here?”
>You couldn’t help but to smirk after you heard that question
“Oh, don’t worry… uh… what’s your name?”
>”They call me…” the chubby colt tried to adopt a heroic pose, but when he was at the middle of it he fell flat on his face “Ouch!”
>You leaned forward and raised an eyebrow. The little guy wasn’t moving… t-that’s bad, right?
“You okay there, mate?”
>”Yeah…” the colt quickly stood up and finished his little act “The call me, the Mighty Roar! Rawr!”
“Alright “Mighty Roar” You stay here. I’ll go and get us a fourth grader…”
>You let out a chuckle as you walked out of the classroom. The guys aren’t that bad. Maybe you went a little overboard, but meh, it worked.
>Alright, Double Ocean, it’s time to have a little a conversation. Just the two of you.

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>>30821740
And that would be all folks! Hope you enjoyed the chapter. As always leave your post and thoughts.

>>30821740
>>30821679
I do want to see Cherrywood suddenly bursting into the school and solving everything by hissing at everyone

>>30821740
It's shit.

>>30821740
Is PhD really that much of a weirdo?

>>30822787
Imagine of you were like 7 years old and suddenly this kid burst into your classroom and started speaking with fancy words that only adultd and/or ultra nerds use about how important friendship is and how you have to better yourself. Maybe the teacher would be delighted by this random asshole but you sure as fuck would find him weird beyond belief

>>30815843
>"I haven't. But..." She sighs in relief "I'm glad to see you. I almost thought Anon had really gotten hurt. But, weren't you and Aunt Fluttershy supposed to be watching Crown Jewel?"
"Ahh yes..Well, I suppose Fluttershy is watching her now at this moment. I must say Diamond, you and my son really did produce a very beautiful and adorable little filly. Just as nice and sweet as Fluttershy herself. In fact, Fluttershy had mentioned that she wish she could see both your's and Anon's faces as we threw the little one a plush parade! Very exciting...for her at least."
>Diamond gave you a smile...though you had a feeling that it wouldn't last long. It never does in these situations. "Ahh Dad, that sounds really sweet.....Fluttershy is the one directing this right? You're not just using your magic willy nilly hoping for something to stick....right?" She gives you a serious stare
>You start chuckling as you waved your paw
"Of course, of course. Fluttershy is a master of all things animals and soft. Even if the animals in this case are made of fluff. But...what makes you say Anon didn't get hurt?"
>You found it curious that she'd say such a thing.
>"Well, that was the plan..right? He called you over and you both pulled off a very realistic victory. I admit, it's not very usual Anon would finally think using his head like that. But, It just...I guess I really got worried there. I thought I was going to lose him." She looked down with a soft frown.
"...Oh, oh nonono. He's....wow, when I got there? He looked like he got more rearranged than my living room"
>She looked up at you inquisitively "....What do you mean by that?"
>You shrug

Test

>>30823099
"Ahh, wellll. You see, your daughter was having a fun time being on the main float of the parade when her creepy little doll apparently told her that Anon was in trouble. Silly I know, but...apparently that warranted her putting the parade on hold and begging me to go see if Anon was alright. I didn't think it was worth checking in on personally. But you know Crown Jewel, she can get pretty upset if she thinks anything bad happened to Anon. And that got Fluttershy going."
>you let out a soft chuckle as you rest your head on your talons
"I simply couldn't disappoint them if they were so insistent on it. So I poofed in to check on things only to see Anon being...."
>You raise your paw as it rips itself apart into cubs.
"Torn apart, so to speak..by some griffon with a little grudge or some such"
>Diamond's eyes suddenly went wide at this part for some reason
"So..being the amazing father I am. I made a switcheroo at the last second and sent that griffon flying into the horizon with a spectacular blow. As for Anon, Well....he's safe in Ponyville. I warped him to the front steps of the hospital so he sh-GNNNN!"
>Diamond pulled your head down by the beard as she looked at you with a crazed angry look "ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT HE ACTUALLY GOT HURT?! AND ALL YOU DID WAS PUT HIM ON THE FRONT STEPS?! NOT EVEN INSIDE THE HOSPITAL BUT THE FRONT STEPS?!"
"...Errr......yes?"

>>30823118
>"HE LOOKED LIKE HE COULD HAVE KEELED OVER AT ANY SECOND AND THATS THE BEST YOU THOUGHT UP?! WITH ALL THAT MAGIC YOU HAVE?! I SWEAR! I SWEAR ON YOUR GRAVE WHICH I'LL DIG MYSELF IF I HAVE TO, THAT IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO MY PRINCE. THEN YOU'LL BE VERY VERY VERY SORRY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU?!"
>You smirked as you detached your beard and poured water up onto your chin to grow a new one. Then you chuckled.
"Oh Diamond, pleeeease. He'll be fine, I'm mostly sure of that. Besides..."
>You lean down and look at her with a cocky smirk
"What could you do to me anyway? I'm the master of chaos. And Anon's father, I think I know a little more about him than you do"
>You give her a small boop on the nose
>Diamond just growled at you at first. Then she calmed down, took a breath, and looked at you with her own cocky smirk.
>"It's not what I can do. It's what Aunt Fluttershy will do once I tell her how you're acting. And what would Crown Jewel say? I know you have a soft spot for her too...also? I wouldn't let Junior hang around you anymore. How's that? Sound alright?"
>You went silent for a moment.
>You gulped
>And pleaded
"N-now let's no do anything hasty. I was only joking, ehehe. No need to be THAT extreme."
>You snap your talons.
"There, now the hospital should be closer to Anon so he'll be inside of it.....hmmm"
>You rubbed your chin as you pondered
"...That is how it works, right?"
>Diamond looked to you with tired eyes. "Dad, please. No more joking. Just promise me he'll be alright. I'm scared.."
>....Hmmm, that look...perhaps the time for joking had passed.
"Diamond, my dearest and only daughter. I promise you, Anon will..."
>Should...
"Be alright, come now. If you are truly worried, then let us go and check on him together. Shall we?"
>surprisingly however, Diamond shook her head. "As much as I'd like to. I still have business here. I have to redraw up a new contract, reacquire a new building permit, and make sure nopony else tries to double up on me"

>>30823363
"that sounds dreadfully boring"
>"It is, it's a good thing my father in chaos is going to help me skip hiring a good construction crew. I think it'd be nice to have the Barnyard Bargains I plan on having built be built tomorrow. Gilda wouldn't object to to running it with a few workers she had planned to hire. In the meantime, you can stay here with me for the night and regale me with tails of my husband's colthood. Y'know, when he wasn't around me"
"...That sounds even more boring"
>"I wonder if Aunt Fluttershy would think that"
>You cringe
"I don't think you understand, such a thing could literally be the death of me."
>"Then don't make it boring. Besides..." She looks at you with a pout "Don't you want to keep your only daughter company? I don't want to be alone by myself...pwease?" She bats her eyes at you
>...Well then
"I suppose. It's not every night I get to impress a normal pony with some acts of chaos. And I suppose, you being my daughter in law and all that I could show you a few tricks from my side of the family."
>You then realize something about one of her previous set of words.
"By the way,Would you truly be that lonely if I just left"
>She takes a moment, and nods "The business world is a lonely place. It's one of the reasons I brought Anon along with me. He always knows how to make me smile..."
"Hmmm, then I suppose that I'll take a page from the element of laughter and make sure the rest of your trip is a pleasant one."
>Diamond moves in and gives you a gentle hug
>"Thank you Dad"
>You feel a smile come on as you gently hug her back.
"I'm just happy to be here. You'd think with story title like that that I'd be the most prominent character. But really, how many times have I even appeared in these one offs anyway?"
>She looks up at you confused "What?"
"...ahaha, ahm. What I mean is that I think we need....another perspective change." He says as he snaps his tail fur.
>You are Anon and god are you in pain as you lay in your hospital bed.

Nice updates, Erf and Elo

Good morning thread!

>>30824408
ZENCO

>>30823418
Chrysalis confirmed for being better than Diamond Tiara

>>30823418
It is amazing how well DT can control Discord

>>30825312
I think I like the idea of Discord being a sugar daddy. Maybe having a mid-eternity crisis.

Will catalog for later.

>>30823418
>to to
>tails instead of tales

huh. I really was tired last night.

also...I just realized that it could all be taken sexually as well. oy

>>30825354
And it also seems like you feel asleep before ending the chapter

>>30825864
>feel asleep
Insomniac general: our imaginary children get more sleep than we do edition.

>>30826033
Sadly they do, PhD has a forced healthy life thanks to Luna worrying about her little colt too much.