>girlfriend browsed my phone pics >90% are Rainbow Dash

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>>30782095
>gf
Sure

>>30782095
You have 55 pics on your phone total ?

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>>30782095
>girlfriend
>mlp

>50
>gf
Dude literally fuck off.

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>>30782095
you should have saved some glimglam fart porn on your phone to counteract the rainbow autism, than your GF wouldn't think you were weird.

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>>30782095
And this is why you don't go into a relationship by completely hiding yourself behind a normie mask. You do have to expose yourself from the get-go, even a little to begin with. That way, this kind of stuff doesn't have anywhere near as much of an impact as it otherwise does.

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>>30782113
He shoud have more normie Starlight pics instead

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>>30782123
but glimglam is for gassies

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>>30782117
Eh, it isn't as she is completely sane as well. I will turn on the charm and with a bit of luck she will cosplay RD for me in the sack.

>>30782095
>gf
>letting people browse your phone

>>30782095
Perk of regularly trying (and succeeding) to gross out my wife with stuff found on the internet : she has no idea what on my computer is actually my fetish and is stuff I just kept to make her sigh and roll her eyes. It's the only way I found to not be in panic about my internet history / hard drive.
... may not work well with all girls, tho.

>>30782139
>no cum face

You can't even do that right.

Find a better girl. I get dash porn sent to me by a girl. She has a bf though.

>"I heard we can become closer as a couple if we look at our partner's browser history!"
>Hand her phone
"Sure thing, knock yourself out."
>Give her evil grin
>"What? What am I going to find on this phone?"
>Grin intensifies
>"On second thought, I don't really wanna know."

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>only 50 pics of pone

>>30783070
How you liking bein' a cuck?

>>30782095
>saving pics
>not defaulting to private browsing
>not having a decoy normie mode browser
>letting anyone use your phone

It's like you want your power level to be revealed.

>>30783174
>being a scared beta

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>>30783174
>not getting embarassment/exhibitionism boner

>>30783225
>not having to worry about your professional reputation or what the neighbours might think because you're a barista

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>>30782095
Don't think too much about it.If she is gonna think about you less,let alone dumps you, because you like some cartoon then fuck her,she is a shitty and petty person that doesn't deserve anything more then hump and dump.

>>30782095
>Having a gf
>Letting your gf look through your phone at all
>Not having a waifu

Does she have trust issues or something, or are you a beta who lets anyone look through your phone?

>>30782095
Good, now don't ever bring it up. If she wants to talk to you about the horses that's on her.

>>30783400
disniggarighthere,bmp

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>>30782095
>Have a gf
>She leaves me because ''Wah! We're so different! I can't take this anymore''
>A month later, she gets depressed, take a look at her
>Browse her phone
>A couple of 4chan screencaps

It's not that girls get creeped out by anything of some sort, the problem is that the more they know, the more inmature they are

>>30783400
>If she is gonna think about you less, let alone dumps you, because you like some cartoon then fuck her, she is a shitty and petty person that doesn't deserve anything more then hump and dump.
Also, what this Dashfag said. You gotta know the difference between banging a girl and loving one

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She doesn't have a problem with MLP she has a problem with you being a rainbowfag.

My gf knew about me being a fucking retard when we first started dating and she doesn't mind because she got used to it. If you didn't tell her about it she'll probably see you in a different light anon ... prepare yourself who knows what might be coming.

>>30784093
This.

>scrolling through bf's phone
>wonder what pics he has
>it's all some rainbow cartoon horse
>"hey what's this"
>bf starts spilling spaghetti everywhere
>can barely understand him
>sounds like he is just saying "I want to cum inside rainbow dash" really fast
>keeps getting faster
>moments later he is just making a singular noise
>ohhshit
>he's just screaming now
>force of air from his screaming is making it hard to stand up
>any loose objects are starting to be flown across the room
>IWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASHIWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASHIWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASHIWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASHIWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASHIWANTTOCUMINSIDERAINBOWDASH
>loose my hold and get blown across the room
>Rainbowdash merch he had hidden is let loose
>Hundreds of plushies with holes cut in the back are being thrown at the wall that I am now pinned against.
>Getting hard to breathe as the cum filled plushies are packed all around me
>Lights out

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>>30782095
>gf
>only 50 pony images, all sfw
>Oopsie my NORMIE mask fell off completely now! hahaha, reeeee, right?

>>30783137
I meme, who's the cuck, me or him? I'm the guy she wants. I'm just not that into her and wouldn't cuck him for a quick one time. She just sends me dash porn.

Honestly if someone browsed my phone and found unsavory stuff it's like, well why do you search my fucking phone. I don't think I'd feel the need to justify myself. Shame on you for spying on me you know. Like you better be willing to pretend you didn't see shit, least you can do.

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>>30782095
>girlfriend
>Letting her use your phone
>Finds mlp pics on your phone

>>30783059
That's genius.

>>30784205
Kek

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>>30782095
>Only 50 pics on your phone
90% of mine are of Sunset
Step up