I just had the weirdest idea.Imagine if no one in the world except

Wait... you actually masturbate to My Little Pony? That's kinda fucked up dude.

>>30776996
Anon you disqust me

>>30776996
That would be hilarious.
Shit. He is on to us.

He entire fandom is actually just 5 extremely talented and overly prolific people, their autistic endlessly shitposting friend, and you, anon

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>>30776996

What if it's all a joke, and people are watching through tiny little cameras. It's like you're a character, spanking it to characters.

What if it's actually ponies who made all this up, and they're watching you?

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>>30776996
I just spanked my meat in the clop thread so no you're not unlone.

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Wacked it to some AJ clop earlier so you're good

>>30779249
>Nutted
>AJ

Anon I know when your trying to bamboozle me.

>>30779450
It's difficult for me to fap to AJ because she reminds me of an ex that I treated poorly. Such a sweet pone/woman.

But I do it anyway.

>>30779845
It's the difficulty that makes it rewarding

>>30776996
Right, now let's go fap to some futa Maud porn! I mean, you aren't actually going to fap to it, right?

>>30776996
That's ridiculous, anon.

Now I'm going to go have lewd thoughts about my wif - I mean waifu.

>>30776996
Yeah that would be ludicrous. I love masturbating to Twilight since she's my waifu.
we're joking right? I mean the entire watching the show thing and masturbating to ponies is a joke. You do realize that, right?

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>>30779094
>ponies are watching you fap

>>30776996
You can't just draw 185330 porn pictures as a joke, anon.