Why are there Earth pony and Unicorn couples but never any Pegasus

>>30774991
Cloud houses. Pegasi aren't willing to settle for living on the ground to be with a wingless pony when they can have bitchin' mobile homes that they can renovate on the fly.

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>>30774997
So this bitch just made a home on the ground to rub that shit in other ponies faces?
Pegasi are assholes.

>>30775009
She probably goes around shitting on other fruits and vegetables. Saying Oranges are shit and carrots suck just to piss off Earth ponies.

What a fucking cunt.

>>30775009
Pretty much. I bet it's real rickety and barren inside because she secretly has a pimped out cloud getaway home she hides over the Everfree that she spends nights in.

>>30775041
>Makes it rain constantly on Zecora's hut just for shits and giggles.

>>30775056
>Zecora makes some weird potion shit that emits a poisonous cloud and kills the pegasus

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>>30775009
What is her fucking problem?

>>30775230

She needs your tears.

>>30774991

Pegasi are raised in a strict households that frown upon race-mixing

Pegasusasasusases are wierd sky-hobos who live in the sky-equivalent of mud huts, except in the sky. It's no surprise, therefore, that he best they can fucking grow is fucking grass or potatoes or other such root vegetables in small weedy patches.

My point is that they're too busy being AHHH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI and getting wasted on Babushka's sky-wodka because Wonderbolts are something something glorious Red Army?? to race-mix. stalker-radio.rma.

Hence, Rainbow Dash is terrified of 'mushy stuff' like marriage not just because of the bacterial infections, or the disgusting personality, but because it would mean having to go through the traditional Pegasus marriage ceremonies.

>>30774991
There were a bunch of pegasi seen race-mixing during the song in Hearts & Hooves Day.

>>30775230
She is /mlp/

>>30774991
because clouds.

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>>30774991
Pegasus with Unicorn you say?

>>30779690
Hey, the argument still stands that they may just be friends having lunch together. No definitive evidence either way.
Reminds me of that stupid Clarence cartoon, in one of the episodes they're at a restaurant, and in the background, you see two men peck eachother on the lips, then later, the scene was low-key changed so they didn't.
Somebody had a hissyfit for sure.

>>30779771
hasbro is wise not to touch those topics with a 50' pole

>>30779546
Bullshit, I love apples

>>30779782
Until they introduce Scootaloo's two "aunts" first mentioned in one of the story books that came out a few months ago.

>>30775230
She's a troll and pissing off Applejack entertains her.

>>30775041
>Everfree
>Controlled flora or fauna

Pick uno

>>30779771
There's a sink, so they're in a house. They're husbands.

>>30779690
Their color schemes are oddly similar to me. Maybe they're related?
>>30779837
My brother and I live together and hang out a lot, and this coworker thought we were gay and dating.

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>>30779837
Maybe one of them is just a psychopath and kidnapped the other guy's family and is just now inviting him over for 'tea' so he can tell him about his family's demise should he fail the mission.
I mean just look at how uncomfortable he is.

>>30779771
But they won't have any race mixxed babies because they are fags. Typical homosexuals. Can't be special enough by being gay in Equestria, they have to be the least paired race-couple too.

Retarded.

>>30779939
>My brother and I live together
>coworker thought we were gay and dating

I don't know what you were doing with your brother to make your coworker think this, but you should probably stop it. Or livestream it - one of the two.

>>30780165
I bet they try to dress up colts in dresses too.

>>30774997

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>>30774991
There are. Myth debunked.

>>30774997
Very few pegasi actually live in cloud houses outside of Cloudsdale. Dash is an exception, the only pegasus in Ponyville who lives in a cloud house.

>>30775230
Applejack was mean before she was.

>>30782133
BIG
EARTH
PONY
DONG

>>30774991
Wasn't Cadence a pegasus?

She counts then I guess.

>>30774997
Pretty much what Anon said.
Also maybe mixing between pegasi and others can cause some geneticall problems?
Like when unicorn and earth pony mix you can just get pony with underdeveloped horn at worst but still he will be functioning member of society, just with weak magic.
But if risk is ending with another scootaloo than a lot of pegasi wouldn't be very willing to mix with ground munchers.