Hey Anon? Guess what time it is? It's time for me to get

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>>30769978
Sorry, I'm not gay.

It is?
Are you sure?

>>30769978
>thick
>human
i didn't know anon was black

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>>30769997
Does this look unsure to you?

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>>30769978
>''Sure, bend over''
>Bang Celestia
>Lie on her bed as you climax
>She passes out
>Contemplate the meaning of life, and ask yourself if it was worth it
>In the end, sex without that love feeling is useless
>You will never find a female partner willing to love you
>You'd think Equestria was the solution to your problems
>Now you can't decide between living alone forever in here, or killing yourself

>>30770100
>"There has to be more to life."

>>30770002
He isn't, he's green.

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>>30771950

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>>30770002
>tfw my dick looks like a soda can

But your sister is my waifu, not you.

>>30769978

>filly celestia

Nah, I'm not into fillies

>>30772405

>I'm not into fillies

Gay