I want to kiss Ember and tell her it's a regular greeting

>she sneezes
R.I.P OP

>"What? Anon said this was a normal tradition among humans."

What are you going to say to Spike?

>>30764472
Sneezing is my fetish.

>>30765272
I'm going to kiss him too.

>>30764449
Slip her the tongue and call it a goodbye.

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>>30765272
>>30765318
Meant to post pic.

>>30764449
How tall is ember?

I want to stick my dick between her tits and tell her that it's how humans greet each other.

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>>30764449
>Ponies don't kiss like humans do
>Since their muzzles get in the way, they either eskimo kiss or touch horns
>It's possible to convince ponies that kissing is an extreme greeting of respect
why does this give me an erection

>>30764449
>She tries to out-greet you
>You get into an all out 'hello' in front of the castle
>Leave the dragon princess thoroughly satisfied with her royal welcome
>The ponies around you are staring in shock and blushing
"So, who else wants to be greeted?"
>Several hooves shoot into the air
>You become the best PonyxDragon relations diplomat Equestria has ever seen

>>30765626
>>You get into an all out 'hello' in front of the castle
gave me a giggle m8

How would Ember and Anon get along?

>>30764449
Fuck, now I really want to jack off to Ember.