>Gilda will never steal your lunch money, smack your ass,

>>30754702
"Hey, do I at least get a blowjob for that dosh?!"

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>>30754702

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>>30754702
why the fuck would i want that? i used to beat people up for doing stuff like that in high school.

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>>30754710
I honestly am curious as to where Lightning dust and Gilda are currently.
I mean, for some insane reason they scrapped lightning dust mid Friendship games; they had prototype toys of her made up and everything before turning her into indigo zap.

>>30754720
Wow watch out guys.

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>>30754720

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>>30754720
The only thing you beat in high school was your meat, kid

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>>30754769
Norman/Gilda images are better for that shit.

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>>30754777
Trips confirm it lol

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>Follow me dweeb, we're gonna cap some bitches

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>>30754946
But I wanted to go do karaoke!

>>30755009
See you in three days

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>>30755000
>Dammit fine, but I'm not singing

>being this beta

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>>30755029
You say that now.

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>>30755043
>not wanting a strong, 6'6" bitch to make you her sub

>>30754710
>Gilda talking shit and acting all tough
>sunset is like 32 years old and just beats the poor kid up
>never trust a horse

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>>30755135
Sub my ass, we'd be two peas in a pod, it's why I like her.
>>30755160
I like Shimmer as much as the next guy but Gilda would fuck her up, no contest.

>She will never blow smoke in your face

>>30754702
If she tried she'd get knocked the fuck out.
Chivalry is fucking dead, yo.

>>30755978
Fag

>>30755978
>yo
WE

>>30754702
Yeah because I'm not the type to get bullied.
But mostly because she's not real

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>>30757034
>No hands

>>30755978
If chivalry weren't dead she'd have the right to challenge you to joust in order to regain her honor. So feel happy being an insecure woman beater

Why does 90 % of the fan art have her smoking?

Gilda comes off as a softy. doubt shed smoke

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>>30754702
I was having a bad day until I read this. Thanks OP!

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>>30757044
>Hands
>Ever

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>Your neighbor from the apartment across the hall will never threaten to kick your ass unless you cook her dinner

>>30757034
She can sit on my face any day

>>30757704
>talons
>ever

>>30757086
Gotta show 'em who's the boss or they'll walk all over you.

>>30757715
Kinda rude

>>30754702
Bully Gilda turned gfd Gilda green when?

>It's not like I do this because I like seeing you baka!

>>30757018
>I'm not the type to get bullied
Don't lie, dweeb

Why does all of the human Gilda art make her look like a junkie?

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>>30763854
Not to me, but that's because I used to live in a very rough neighborhood for almost a decade, and I know what a real junkie looks like, way too up-close for my comfort, and Gilda would look like a prom queen next to them.
Maybe you think so because she always heavy eye make-up and almost never smiles?

>>30765245
>You will never make Gilda smile

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>>30765255
>She wants to smile
>She wants to tell you exactly how you make her feel
>She wants to be the most important thing in your life, and you in her's
>She's just doesn't want to get hurt again