>Wooden Edition
Previous thread: >>30551440
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Eldrych [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Nopesack_v2 (Mr. Breezie) [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Yarnspinner [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/IcarusAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Spoo_Keys [kill]
http://pastebin.com/u/mumanon [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/coppertoe1215 (TB)
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteFaggot (Lich Anon) [lazy]
http://pastebin.com/u/Finsthegreen Fins(30 days of shark ponies.)
http://pastebin.com/HjXHwy0v Amusinganon (Seeking Jubilation)
http://pastebin.com/RMjJW69R (Also Amusing Anon)
http://pastebin.com/LBsadzcX strangeanon (Garnet/How to train your dragon...pony.)
http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer (More Sharkpone)
http://pastebin.com/we0vBKcr (Doll Waifu)
https://pastebin.com/u/Hexus
https://pastebin.com/u/BadGrammarFag
Headless Anon:
-Don't Lose Your Head (Dullahan/Anon/Derpy):
http://pastebin.com/HD9RxCUh
Alcrowholic:
-Diamond (Diamond Dog Story):
http://pastebin.com/U2Kn0gek
Snowglobe:
Mourning Glory:
http://pastebin.com/Y5fynGUC
Anon vs Rapetor Mane 6:
http://pastebin.com/z38wgwnA
Snake Charming OR Breeding In Captivity (Anon X Coatl)
http://pastebin.com/gdNZFjsV
"Let's Fuck, Final Answer" (Anon x Sphinx)
http://pastebin.com/y6FuzEnA
Butterscotch Sticks his Dick in an Anthill:
http://pastebin.com/cJbmZckE
Serenade:
Cherry Bubble:
http://pastebin.com/NttyATqU
http://pastebin.com/zLqvME9r
Raintype:
-Dueling with Centaurs(Centaur/Femanon):
http://pastebin.com/NxPLA4ea
http://pastebin.com/Vc4Qk7F3
-Archipelago Anon (Seapony Dolphin):
http://pastebin.com/tciH6W5e
Fimfic Pages:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDrone
>Kaiju crossover story - Gabby & Orchid's Portal Panic
See the full story here! https://pastebin.com/RDeQ6MJc
>Yak Princess Anastasia (Angry Wino)
https://pastebin.com/taNtQ6X9
>>30726489
carl stop eating hands
Bedtime bump. Don't let it die.
>>30728782
bump
So many dead writefags
>>30727368
cutie
>>30731731
Yeah, it sucks that all the writefags have abandoned us.
So many good stories unfinished.
eat me
>>30733556
but
>>30734766
I'll butter myself up for you
Poor strangefu, you deserve better than page 10.
>>30736043
Pigeon daughteru.
>>30737953
She's a cutie.
>>30737992
MT does cute work.
>>30738016
Yeah, MT is great.
Back to page 1.
For how long you guys have been so dead?
>>30739420
For a long time. We do get the occasional writefag, but there's far too many bumps in between. We had some stories going a month ago or so, but it seems the writefags have abandoned us again.
>>30740738
Caerulea is a cutie. We could always use more strange daughterus.
Who or what is best strange Waifu Anons?
>>30744586
I'm leaning towards Prima the symbiote-pony. Shame that story was never finished.
R.I.P. BadGrammarFag
>>30739576
The fuck is that?
>>30745959
A vampire pony, I guess?
>>30745959
>>30745976
click the image and wait a little while and you'll see :3
Don't die on me yet thread. I've been waiting for this thread to come back so I could get back to work on a few greens.
>>30746179
Both forms are fucking adorable. Do we know where she's from?
>>30746179
She kinda looks like a drone from Alien Swarm.
>>30746279
>>30746282
I have no idea where it's from
>>30746439
I showed my wife and she mentioned ButcherX on tumblr. Dunno who that is.
Toaster waifu when???
robot waifu when??
>>30747214
Didn't the curiosity core have an orange eye?
I really wonder what's the point of these necro generals.
>>30749015
Maybe if we post a sacrifice a write fag will appear
>>30732770
Maybe if people wouldn't keep running them off...
Fucking dead
>>30744586
Thought that was a giant hand with eyes crossing it's fingers from the thumbnail.
>>30750703
Huh, this one is new to me.
D O N ' T
B L I N K
>>30751496
10/10 would blink
>>30750703
>cpu ponies carrying heatsinks on their head like those freaky people in odd countries carry baskets of bananas
Yes please. Great chuckle factor.
>>30751768
Only a single artist does them like that, but yea.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/cpu+pony
>>30752211
Is that korean?
>>30752386
Yes
is a drone pone story fit for this thread or the plane pony thread?
>>30752960
Sounds pretty strange to me, so I don't see why not. Are the plane pony threads still active?
>>30752981
necromany keeps them alive
>>30754169
>>30754191
>>30754197
>>30754203
>boop
>>30754578
Who is this big cutie?
>>30755026
Annabelle and Leanne are cuties.
>>30755646
>Annabelle and Leanne are cuties.
This thread needs more tentacles.
>>30756148
k
>>30756148
That's a lot of fetishes in a single waifu.
>>30754203thanks for the bigger file anon
Anyone got any green of this cutie the OP pastebin didn't seem to have any?
>>30756712
I'm fairly certain there was one or two stories about her, but I don't know if they were pastebinned. I would suggest searching the archive for posts using those images. They were probably posted in or near the story as well.
>>30757349
I knew I had this in my collection of pastebins somewhere! https://pastebin.com/RuQ4Xv5u
>>30756712
>Day whatever in Equestria.
>Be Anon, because that's who you always are.
>Be three sheets to the wind, celebrating anniversary of coming to magic horse land, or whatever.
>Fuck it, you're drunk.
>You've been celebrating at Canterlot Palace, since you're more or less good friends with the Princesses.
>One of the few advantages of being the only one of your kind.
>Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops.
>Which is a really fancy way of saying you've been out partying all night, and you would like to get back to your room and catch some sleep before the sun comes up.
>So you decide to take a shortcut through the castle's statuary garden.
>Yeah, the one they told you never to go into at night.
>Well, it's almost morning anyhow, so you figure it doesn't count.
>As you stumble through the dimly moonlit garden paths, you notice that your shoe is untied.
>Well, that could be dangerous.
>Wouldn't want to trip and mess up your face now.
>So you lean against a statue to fix it.
>A pegasus pony wearing a gown, standing on her hind legs, and covering her eyes with her hooves.
>Guess the sculptor wanted to commemorate Hide & Go Seek or something.
>Just as you get a grip on your laces, the statue seems to shift behind you, and you tumble gracelessly onto your butt.
>Somehow you finish tying your shoe before wondering how you would up on the ground with the morning dew soaking into your butt.
>You look up at the statue, which seems to be looking down at you now.
>Did that statue move?
>Drunkenly, you state at it for a bit, and when the statue does not move again within twenty seconds, you declare it a mirage.
>You use it as a support to pull yourself back up onto your feet.
"Much obliged, ma'am."
>You would tip your hat, but you're not wearing one, so you make a funny gesture kind of like a salute.
>And turn to stumble home.
>At the gate, you turn to look at the statue again.
>The plinth is empty.
>>30758320
"Okay, I'm too drunk to be out any more."
"Thankfully, I think that's my place right across the street."
>Fortunately, you are correct on this rare occasion.
>The street is deserted, but you nevertheless describe a weaving, circuitous path from the garden gate to your front door, and let yourself in.
>Shutting the door behind you, you kick your shoes off in the darkness and declare, to no one...
"I made it! I'm home!"
>Congratulations, you fucking lush.
>Those royal sisters sure know how to throw one hell of a party.
>Bumping into the wall kind of sucks, but you're too drunk and tired to bother with lighting a candle.
>So you make your way through the dark to your room, pausing only once to curse out an errant piece of furniture which managed to get in your way.
>BED!
>You tumble onto the soft surface and crawl just far enough to align your head with your pillow, and drop.
>Fuck undressing.
>Consciousness flees in blissful relief.
>And you dream.
>You dream of an ethereally beautiful pegasus pony who shyly approaches you.
>After a complicated dance involving cautious approach and gentle coaxing on your part, she at last embraces you.
>You're not really into ponies that way, but it seems she just wants a cuddle.
>You gently wrap your arms around the dream pony, and she nestles herself into you, sighing contentedly.
>She cuddles you like somepony who needs cuddling.
>Like somepony who has been longing to be cuddled.
>Like somepony who hasn't been cuddled for centuries.
>Consciousness returns warily to your head as the first creeping rays of the sun invade your bedroom.
>You blearily open your eyes to find yourself in bed with a statue.
>The cold, stone pony fits against you comfortably, as though the sculptor chiseled her out specifically to hug you while you hugged her back.
>But she's stone.
>How?
"I must still be drunk."
>You close your eyes, and immediately the dream of the warm, soft, affectionate pegasus returns.
>She gives you a gentle squeeze.
>>30758327
It's in my catch-all pastebin along with a bunch of other short tales I've farted out over the years.
https://pastebin.com/RukiTbVi
>>30758337
Ah, you're back!
More Princess Anastasia when?
>>30758337
Post the rest, there was one about anon finding her in his backyard or something.
>>30760630
Is this new?
I don't recall seeing this pic before.
>>30760630
>lemme take care of the wiping
>she pees up your butt like a bidet
>>30756712
Anon that statue has an exposed vagiber and you can't post that on this Christian imageboard.
Well this thread sure died quickly.
>>30744586
Ain't that a blast from the past, still got the moth pony gallery buried here too
https://onedrive.live.com/?id=4F2B8082F9ADA593%21481&cid=4F2B8082F9ADA593
>>30766101
I'm very surprised and kind of pleased to see my crappy oneshot made it into the stories part of the collection.
>>30746439
shit reminds me of paracyte
>>30758337
I demand more weeping pone
I'm gonna fuck you in the throat
>>30767801
That's one edgy looking waifu.
What is she?
>>30766647
And I'm a little disappointed we never bothered to archive more stories, there were some pretty good ones
>>30768354
They should all be in the 4chan archive.
>>30771985
Who is this qtp2t?
>>30772066
>>30763851
It's just some weathering.
>>30774054
Cute snek
>>30756712
There were plenty.
>>30757444 posted one, have a https://pastebin.com/0SJrf9fE too. Maybe someone else can get other bins.
>>30774606
>>30774762
What the fuck are these supposed to be?
>>30774762
This is a licker from Resident Evil
So what's the strangest thing you've ever waifud?
>>30777539
Martian pone?
>>30778416
yes
>>30781009
New ghosthorse?
Who is this cutie?