>be the best young flier in Equestria
>develop eye problems
>use near-autistic creativity to build an award-winning derby racer
>go for eye surgery
>it fails
>try many different jobs
>be hindered by eye-related clumsiness
>all ponies make fun of you and treat you like a joke
>go to sleep every night wishing you never had that miscarriage
>>30724728
> like a joke
hah, nice one OP.
She is a joke.
>>30724728
She'll soon die don't worry anon she'll be happy when she's dead and everyone else will come together to celebrate her death.
>>30724728
No, OP. The last one was Faust, not Derpy/Ditzy/Muffins, who is not only best pony, but /ourpony/.
Anyone that doesnt have a special place in their heart for derpy is either lying or not a true fan of the show.
>>30725394
I only like Derpy because she'd be incredibly easy to take advantage of and even easier to turn into a dutiful broodmare who'll birth and raise my many children once I slip that ring on her hoof.
>>30724728
>>go to sleep every night wishing you never had that miscarriage
wha?
>>30724728
> Derpy is a joke character who still has a better backstory than Starlight Glimmer.
Makes you think, eh?