The Mane Six are too mentally exhausted to deal with the angry

>rape

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>>30719468
Savages are fought with blunt weapons/

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>>30719468
What do you think, OP?

>>30719468
I would go out with a megaphone and yell the following.

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>>30720391
woops, wrong image.

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>>30719468

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>>30719468
"Ehem!"
>The ponies turn and squint at the strange creature before them.
"You are trespassing on royal grounds, the punishment for such a crime is R̮̫E̪̺̖͚̞͓̺M̶̧̱͔͍̭̩̠O̴͔̺̣̟̠͝V̴̪̜̬͈̗̞̟͍̩͜A͍̺͍͜͠Ļ͕̼̫͇̥͢ ̸̛̮̮̹̤͡O͈͍̫͈͈͝ͅF̴̵̟͖͉͜ ̬̖̟̖̘͕Y̛̰͎̥͕̬̰͓O̵̶̭Ų̳̳̯̰̳͇͈̩͈͘͡R̤̖̝̱͘ ̸̘̬͢ͅC̢͖̭Ḛ̰̺͟͡N̬͎̥͍T̛̳̤͢R̸̵̪͍A̡̺̳̥͖L̢͎̗̰̻̜͓ ̘̼̜̪͖͚N̛̼͙̱̫͙̤̼E̼̯͞R̵̤V̝O̵̞̬ͅU̫̳͍S̵̩ ̞̩͖̥̯͈͕̜̹͘͠Ś̖̯Y͔͚̹͇̳̻̯ͅS̶͎̼̀͠T̞̱͕͚͓ͅĘ̤̤̤̱͔̪͓̝́M̢̭͓̥͙͚͍͡~̯~̸̰̪͔̗.

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>>30719468

"HELLO ANGRY PONIES AND WELCOME TO A READING OF MY FANFIC."

*clears throat*

"SONIC COULD NOT LONGER CONTAIN HIS DESIRE FOR APPLEJACK TO VORE HIM. 'GOTTA GET EATEN FAST!' HE SAID. 'THEN GOTTA GET DIGESTED AND HAVE MY BONES SHIT OUT NICE AND SLOW.' KNUCKLES NODDED IN APPROVAL.

"APPLEJACK SMILED 'OKAY, SUGARCUBE. HERE I GO!' SHE UNHINGED HER JAW-"

At this point the three or four ponies who haven't run away with be arrested for degeneracy.

>>30720408
Seriously, why don't you just stay in your offsite sekrit club.
No one fucking cares about the bad april fools joke that resulted in 'm-muh mlpol'.

>>30719468
If you don't leave I'm going to have sex with every single one of you.

>>30719468
Shit like this is why we have flamethrowers.

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>>30720502

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I go out there and start posting glims until the crowd 404s

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>>30720502

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>>30719468
All your opinions are perfectly valid. However, they are also all completely bullshit. Get the fuck out of here before I call the guard.

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>>30720502
since you took the bait, you now get a horse.

>>30723519
>>30723613
/r/thedonald, everyone.

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>>30719468
Grab the first poner I can get ahold of and start rubbing their tum vigorously, if other poners try and stop me they'll get a vigorous tummy rubbing too

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>>30723635
>implying i care enough to be interested in politics or have enough of a life not to be stuck in this specific shithole

>>30723657
Wat? LOL

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>>30719468
Hand out copies of Past Sins and tell them the author lives in the Undiscovered West.

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>>30720717