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>>30719341
I want to be with Luna

>>30719348
No, you want to be with Celly

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>>30719341
Who the hell is yoy?

>>30719341
I ain't giving up my humanity unless I was forced to. Even then I'm gonna find the fucko that forced it on me and rip whatever it is apart.

>>30719738
Be a dragon, anon. It's like being a human except better.

Back the fuck off mods?!?!

>>30719798
>Be a dragon, anon. It's like being a human except better.
Seth please

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>>30719798
>>30719828
To be fair, being a dragon would be pretty fucking awesome. Be one of the most powerful creatures on the planet, live for thousands of years, feared, respected.

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>>30719862
Only after you're fully grown which can mean decades or even centuries of waiting. Until then you're the butt of everyones joke.

>>30719341
I would be your mom because she was a hamster

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>>30719862

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>>30719894
>Until then you're the butt of everyones joke.
Yeah no, that's only Spike. Are you forgetting about these young dragons? Don't be a wimpy pushover faggot and you'll be fine, you're a fucking dragon, you can breathe fire and chew through steel armor.

>>30719341
Human. I was born with this body and I will die with this body.

I'm surprised so few people chose griffin.

Stop dying

>>30719928
I just realized dragons have hair. Fucking hell.

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>>30722587
ye

>>30722724
Fake and gay

You have 5 seconds to tell me what you chose and why.

>>30723424
I chose human because I'd just make an uglier pony, griffon, or dragon.

>>30723424
Pegasus because wings. Dragon otherwise. Griffins are lame and are not worth consideration plus Griffonstone is a complete dump.

>>30723476
Why does everyone hate griffins?

>>30719341
>yoy

https://youtu.be/I3XyzH1aues?t=15s

>>30723424
Pegasus because flying would be fucking awesome, imagine the adventures you could go on in this magical fantasy world that basically exists for adventures.

Reason I didn't pick griffon is because I don't want to be a jew everyone hates.

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>>30724459
If I couldn't remain human I would be torn between pegasus and dragon.

Both appeal greatly to me. I have a weakness for wings and flight.

>>30724480
If you were a dragon the odds of you ending up with your waifu would be basically non-existent though, unless you're an Emberfag I guess.

Pegasus on the other hand:
>Arrive in Equestria
>Spend a bit of time getting used to your wings
>Set out on a journey to just sight see, exploring every corner of Equestria
>Fly to the tallest mountains, see the greatest canyons from a birds eye view, cities in the sky, islands in the sea
>After a few years return back to Ponyville/Canterlot/where ever your waifu is and settle down
>You're now an incredibly well traveled pone with hundreds of stories of adventure, making you a very interesting ad entertaining pone who can easily woo your waifu with the experience in her favourite subject you've surely gathered after years of constant travel

>>30724534
I thought about doing the same thing as a dragon

>>30723424
Pegasus its that easy.

>>30724549
Minus the waifu bit I'm assuming

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>>30724534
>>30724549
Yeah, dragon is pretty damn appealing. Plus dragonesses ain't too bad either.

>>30719928
For all we know they might already be 50 years old.

>>30724552
No, waifu incuded. Didn't say she would be a pony, though.

>>30724901
>Emberfags actually exist
Well shit, I thought you guys were a myth

>>30725140
>not wanting to fuck a baby dragon into this

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>>30725173
Dammit, I always forget to re-add the pic after captcha goes full fucking retard and I have to redo my post.

Fuck captcha, worst thing that faggot moot ever did.

>>30725179
Are you using legacy captcha?

>>30719341
3 votes for griffin really.
Also Pegasus for 2nd place faggots.

>>30724901
What? I never said anything about Ember.

>>30726189
Yes? It just doesn't load in sometimes so I have to close out the post window and reopen it.

>all these people picking human instead of dragon
On the off chance that we do go to Equestira and we attain the forms we want, i'm going to hunt you fuckers down.

>>30719341
>no patrician draconequus option
WOW OP YOU'RE SUCH A FAG.

>>30727022
d'ohohokay, seth

>>30727022
On the off chance that we do go to Equestria I'm going to find you a gently fuck your butt while giving you a reach around and whisper loving things into your ear

If you picked anything but human. >>30720646

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>>30727113
But what if I chose pegasus to be the absolute perfect, infallible spy for humanity?

>>30727022
JOOR ZAH FRUL!

>>30727101
You're first on my list

You guys should really pick dragon

>>30719341
Why the fuck are griffins so unpopular?

Wait... FUCK I FORGOT TO FUCKING ADD CHANGELINGS YAKS AND ZEBRAS TO THE FUKCING POLL

>>30728565
No one wants to be a jew

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>>30728573
Who the fuck wants to be a Yak or a Zebra?

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>>30724459
>not wanting to be Gabby

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>>30729550
>being a mary sue

>>30723424
Human, because I believe if I was a pony, I'd turn out really ugly.

>>30723424
Unicorn because attributes of other species can literally be made into spells.

>>30729629
Damn you unicorns and your fancy shmancy magic.

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>>30729574
>not wanting to be the best at everything and loved by everyone

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>>30729629
>>30729662
>implying you'll be a Twilight/Starlight tier wizard and not just limited to your special talent
>pic related, it's you

Seriously, pick dragon

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>>30729675
>having everything handed to you with zero real challenge
It'll get old real fast.

>>30729707
Dragonshill pls go

>>30719341
The distribution of votes came out pretty much how I thought they would. I almost chose human myself but went with unicorn cause it be really cool to study magic. After that I would have chosen Pegasus followed by earth, dragon, and then griffon.

>>30729720
I'll fuck your ass

>>30723424
Human because I'd be a spectacle and novelty for ponykind and chances are I'd be strapped down and probed everywhere by Twilight.

Earth so I can grow an unlimited amount of weed.

>>30730012
>Earth so I can grow an unlimited amount of weeds
fixed

>>30729698
Ahahaha I didn't even know Sugar Belle was a unicorn until I saw this image. I seriously thought she was an earth pony for the longest time. Just goes to show how completely underwhelming your average unicorn is. Every anon that wants to be one seems to think they'll be some fucking archmage.

>>30730042
I just want to levitate shit

>>30719341
Earth horses need a new PR manager

>>30730012
>Wanting to dig around in shit all day

>>30719341
Earth horse because I can pretty much do what I need and want to do with hooves and it seems earth pony nurses seem to get by without trouble.
After the novelty of flying wears off it will just seem as mundane as walking everywhere and hospitals will probably ban flying inside to maintain sterile conditions. I wouldn't have to manipulate tiny objects too much and it seems even hooves can do complicated tasks such as sewing so maybe stuff like iv insertion possible.

>>30730595
>Goes to Equestria
>Wants to become a fucking nurse

>>30730641
Not even a fucking nurse, he wants to be a regular, unsexy one.

>>30719738
You sound like an impotent manlet poltard

>>30723424
>>30723424
human for human powers but maybe unicorn for magic powers

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>>30730657
>forced into something you don't want that changes you fundamentally for the rest of your life
>lol u impotent poltard xDD
raly maek u tink

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>>30730641
I don't see what the problem with that. You still will have to find a way to integrate with equestrian society and pay the bills and it'll be best to do what you do best.
If you wanted to make things more interesting than being a military nurse can lead to deployments with fellow soldiers or something more daring like become a bushwhacking pilot with medical skills and fly to remote places to provide medical treatment.

>>30730773
>Go to Equestria
>Make a living just plagiarizing some of the greatest known literary works from your world

>>30730744
So i was correct then.

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>>30723424
I am a son of Terra though and though.

Griffin is clearly the best choice.

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>No zebras
What the fuck? How else am I supposed to dick down pony mares and leave them with my striped offspring?

>>30731136
You aren´t given the option to jump off a cliff either

Ponies do not like zebras, zecora ep showed that

>>30731136
Zebras are basically subpony dirt ponies.

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>>30731082
>Griffin
>best choice
These two do not go together in the same sentence. Griffins have been shown to be the Jews of Equestria. The only things lower than them would be the zebras and the Cows.

>>30731166
The dubs have spoken

>>30723424
a fucking unicorn

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>>30731136
I forgot to add them and changelings

ayo