>someone writes a Rarity fic >make her say darling

>write a dash fic
>have her say 20% cooler at least once

>read a Pinkie Pie fic
>she's a 4th wall breaker throughout 99% of it and barely a dynamic character

>someone writes a Applejack fic
>Incest is magic

>Someone writes a fic involving Celestia at all.
>"Motherly" is mentioned.

>Anything with Luna in it.
>She is too deep and dark for you.
>And still cannot grasp the English language.

Fanfic dialogue banlist by character:
>Rainbow Dash
awesome, cool, radical
>Fluttershy
oh my, oh dear, yay
>Rarity
darling, fabulous

>Read a Spike fic.
>Nobody writes those you dipshit.

>>30717378
Applejack saying "Ah" instead "I"

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>reading fics

>>30717378
But they all say all thoe things frequently. The problem is fics overdoing it.
Well maybe not radical.

>>30717316
That's funny, 'cuz in LatAm Spanish dubbing they make RD actually say this almost on every eopisode they can.

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>>30717310
>anon fic
>everyone is like a baby compared to him
>except when they're serious, in that case they turn into babies after getting sexually aroused
>because every single pony in equestria wants to fuck him
>including stallions, mothers, old geezers, kids and pets.
>Because he's anon
>I mean, look at him so green and burly.
>Because he's definitely burly, who'd think a grown man talking about a show for little girls on the internet is not burly?
>And witty
>he's sooooo into politics.
>And he's always right.
>Show about friendship? Fuck that, let anon tell ponies the wonders of inferior races, war, and why it's good to hate others.
>I mean, not like Twilight could deny everything anon says
>She's clever, but not as clever as anon.
>He's so stronk. And beautiful.
>He can also warp reality
>No weebshit-tier scene is implausible around him.
>No pop culture reference goes unchecked
>No fetish goes unmentioned
>He can
>He's Anon
>Praise him.

>>30717872
Fucking marty stues...

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>>30717872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07n3pT1lMUA

>>30717872
>awkward as fuck "negging" that just makes anon sound like a cunt.
>constant mentions of how he fucks literally everyone and he's amazing at it.
>the mare experiences over ten orgasms
I fucking despise this shit but i still fap to it.

>someone writes a Twilight Sparkle fanfic
>"Idon't know when, I don't know who, but SOMEONE is growing a magical dick.

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>>30717898
holy shit, that's perfect

>>30717834
I wonder, is there a single episode in the past 4 seasons or so where Dash is a relevant character and she doesn't use the word "awesome"?

>>30717872
Praise him

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>>30717898
Holy shit, please tell me you do other voicework. Your voice is perfect, I was in stitches the whole time.

>>30717898
Kek, sad writefags BTFO. Especially flutterfags.

>>30717378
Those words are atleast 80% of their vocabulary.

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>>30718018
I wish that was me, but it's from an old thread.
The guy who did the voice is in infomercial business

>>30717378
>Pinkie Pie
silly, party, surprise
>Applejack
sugarcube, apples, <country slang>

>>30718021
>Especially Flutterfags
Why those in particular?

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>>30717872
we have also other side of spectrum (thought it happens mostly on fimifc, rarely in greentexts)

>Anon constantly whinning how bad earth is, how he despise humans because they are oh soo evil
>but ponies are pure and innocent, they are uncapable of being bad, incapable of hurting him
>misanthropic faggot who leatch for every ounce of friendship from ponies, he of course have dark past was bullied in school, his parent got batmaned etc.

>bonus points for broken main character, maybe ex soldier with PTSD, maybe criminal, who just needs to see magic of friendship some "laughter" or "kindness" to be healthy human being again

>>30717898
Dear lord this is top tier shit and that voice, its like shit you'd heard from audio books.

That's the kind of voice that rapes your ears, but in a good way you know like in those greens where the character is getting raped and shes like oh no this is bad please help, but dont stop its sooo good

i dont know im fucking tired im going to bed, im almost certain when i wake up i'll regret this post. Good shit though.

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>>30717898
...I didn't know you were into fanfics, Toffee.

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>>30717898
My sides are in the fucking cosmos

>>30717310
Don't forget "simply divine", writers love to overuse that one too

>>30717310
>>30717316
>>30717325
>>30717361
>>30717377
>>30717378
>"WHY DOES EVERYONE WRITE THEM OUT OF CHARACTER?!"

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>>30717898
The accuracy of this hurts so fucking much yet it's so fucking funny

Thanks Anon

>>30718679
>"Why does everyone write them so one-dimensionally?"

>>30717872
>>30717898
>>30718082
I hate the fact that these terrible self inserts are popular.

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>>30717898

>>30717872
Not trying to defend Anon, because he is not a very good character, if you could even call him that, but one has to acknowledge that 99% of greens around him are porn, and porn is good without good characters or not. All I'm trying to say is, criticizing Anon for lacking character is like criticizing the main character in a porno for lacking character. And by the way, the best greens with Anon in it, by far, are the ones that are made where the sole intention is not porn.

>>30717310
>someone writes a prompt to start a thread
>it's the same shitty prompt as always

>>30717310
Don't forget simply and must.

You know, it's funny. Whenever you complain about fanfiction, your complaints are always so shallow.

You don't complain about the short dreck that gets into the nepotism box. You don't complain about circlejerking trends and "Inside jokes" nobody outside of the group and a few staff members would get. You don't complain about what's currently the longest or most liked fic on Fimfiction.net, and you don't complain about what famous writer did or said or got away with what. You complain about the shallowest shit possible.

And if anyone criticises your criticism, they're the bad guy in your head, because they made you even more uncomfy than the sudden realization that most self-fellating "Anon in Equestria" shit comes from this board.

Look at this board, nothing but circlejerking generals and one, count it, one thread that's actually discussing the show. But let's not talk about that right now.

Your criticisms are always so shallow, and you regurgitate each other's opinions... It's like you're all children on an adult's forum desperately trying to fit in and say what you think the cool kids will say, even though all the real adults left months ago.

>Wah, people use the same words when writing the same character with the same voice! I read fanfics so often, this starts to bother me!
>Wah, people still write self-insert fanfics and clopfics and other things I'm only ok with when they're mine!
>Wah, it's 2017 and people are still unironically having fun without us!
>Wah, wah, wah!

When you've finished wiping the tears out of your eyes, throw some stock insults at me and put up your shitposting defense mechanisms.

>>30720794
t. triggered writefag

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>>30720794
This is the best bait Ive seen in quite some time. 8/10 Here's a (you) for your fine craftsmanship

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OK I think this horse is sufficiently beaten to death. We all know the bad cliches. What are some things you actually enjoy in greens? Or even some cliches you actually enjoy even if they're cheesy?

>pinkie could drink an Irish football team under the table and like it's nothing

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>>30717898
Holy shit, where are my sides?

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>>30717898
AIE FAGS BTFO