Somepony used a magical spell to post a complete and unabridged

Why would Sunset be interested in that?
Also basically my only fetishes are most things to do with macro, so probably the most degenerate one is vore
I don't get off to diapers, dick girls, farts, scat, yaoi, gore, hypnosis etc.
so I don't think she would be really shocked

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>>30714903
That depends how is it sorted.
If it's by dated I just hope she stops reading before it gets to the 22+ more me, things start to get bizarre by then.

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Pic related.

I like to think that everyone secretly has a degenerate fetish.

Depends if there's an age of consent in equestria.

>>30714903
>including that time you used Tor
Kek

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>>30714903

I am immediately burned to death. There is no chance of survival.

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>>30714903
90% of that list would be pictures or stories of her. She's probably find it creepy tbqh senpai

>>30714903

>including that time you used Tor

Well... Twilight have something for fillies, probably nothing will change

>>30714940
Same, but I don't know how we would find that out

>>30714903
Oh god, I'd be branded worse than Tirek himself, who is basically pure evil incarnate in ponyland.

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>>30714903
>every single thing you've ever masturbated to on the internet
>every single thing
extreme trauma
we're talking about stuff that would make 99% of you run away from computer

>>30715349
Do you know where you are?

>>30715368
yes. and i stand to my word

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>>30714903
she spends her time seeing the dreams of everyone in equestria. i think she can handle it.

>>30715368
>Do you know where you are?
Not him, but come on. A sizable portion of the original site population has been forcefully displaced by normies, casuals and redditors.

/mlp/ seems relatively 'unharmed', or at least harmed less compared to the larger boards, namely /b/, /pol/, /v/, and /tv/.

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>>30715349
>we're talking about stuff that would make 99% of you run away from computer
challenge accepted. lets have some links.

>>30715391
>links
do you even freenet?

>>30715383
being made up of 50% zoophiles really helps keep the normie levels to a minimum.

>>30715400
I would argue that /g/ being sizable lolicons also helps their case, but didn't stop the /v/edditor invasion unfortunately for them.

>>30715377
>smells like summer

>>30715473
you need to understand: i don't just fap to porn. whenever i find something...weird, i have a strong urge to masturbate to it, just to see if i can
never failed so far

>>30715399
if youre a pedo or youre into snuff films, just say so. dont try to make it sound like its something new

>>30714903
>Everything I've ever fapped too
Oh fug

>Vanilla porn
>Hentai
>Tentacle porn
>Monster porn
>Gangbangs
>Cheesy 90s budget pornos
>Monster girls
>More rule 34 than anyone should ever see
>Countless pony pics, fics, animations.
>Hard/Abusive BDSM
>Dick girls/Mare cocks
>Pet play
>Actual incest
>Spy cams
>Gay
>----------The Point of No Return----------
>Actual beastie
>Watersports
>Necro
>Abstract Drew Pickles
>Actual filmed rapes
>Almost-CP
>Forced LSD drugging
>Bishop Gil's private church camp stash
>Snuff
>Slave trade gangrape
>The Partyvan Summoning
>Carnie animal """handling""""

Looks like I need to kill my waifu

>>30715522
>pedo
>snuff
not deep enough

>>30715538
>inb4 Mexican sugar dancing

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>>30714903
>somepony
No but seriously she'd hardly be turned off by all the vanilla porn I've jerked to over the years. Well at least until she gets to the point I got my own comp and heavily started into fetish pron.

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>>30714903
Restraining order.

>>30714903
>"Sweet Celestia Anon!"
"Fluttershy, it's not what it looks like..."
>"There's no clop, it's just human women Anon!"
"Fluttershy, just, look, I tried ok, but every time I saw clop porn my dick just went flaccid. I just gave up, moved onto other fetishes"
>"Well Anon, I don't think I could love someone who wouldn't masturbate to a pony"
"Fluttershy, I... I can change"
>"And whats this? Furries! You've got me peeved now Anon!"
"It's only because they're anthro Fluttershy! They still have human features! That's the only reason Fluttershy, believe me! Please!"

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>ywfw she sees you fapped to dead people

>>30714903
>"There's a lot of tiny Asian women and shemales in your history, Anon. Is there something you want to tell me?"
"I ah, uh, hubba wuh."

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>>30714903
>pic related

>>30716858
Do you mean corpses or people that are now dead

>>30716955
whats the difference?

>>30716977
Fapping to pictures of someone when they were still alive as opposed to fapping to crime scene photographs of their mangled and rotting corpses.

>>30714903
Pinkie would...God I don't know. Maybe she'd wanna try some of it?

Oh who am I kidding, i'd end up alone again

>>30715530
>Cheesy 90s budget pornos
I have always wanted to watch one of those

>>30715530
>Abstract Drew Pickles
>Bishop Gil's private church camp stash
>The Partyvan Summoning
>Carnie animal """handling""""
W-what

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"Anon, how could you possibly... pleasure... yourself to some of this!?"
>"By chance, that list doesnt have a counter on it, does it, it just lists each item individually?"
"Well, yes but i dont see what that has to do with-"
>"It was a dare."
"What."
>"Yep, to paraphrase, it was 'I dare you to orgasm over 300 completely different things.'"
"What."
>"Thankfully exhibitionism is one of my fetishes, so it was easy to verify."
"Please stop."
>"The aluminum foil was kind of tricky, until i rationalised that is was protecting me from government survalliance."
"Why did i expect anything from this conversation."
>"Oh be quiet, i know for a fact that number... 83 is something we have in common miss bibliophile."

>>30714903
Maybe I guess, I fapped to a picture of myself as a child once, is that wrong?

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>>30714903
doesn't matter how she'd react I would promptly become an hero because I'd be fucked socially

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>Oh, you like a-animals t-too?
Y-yeah sure...

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>>30714903
>tfw into facefucking
>tfw have a scar for it in the base of my dick
I mean