Welcome to THe Equestrian CUltural iNTegration PROgram!
Princess Celestia of Equestria has welcomed you despite your exotic origins.
However, in accordance with the laws of the land, you are to participate in a series of
"experiences" involving the local lifeforms.
This course is NOT optional, your cell in the 3rd level tartarian dungeon has already been
reserved.
In the event that you fail to co-operate no less than 5 demi-gods, 3 armies, 400 dragons, a trained
3 thousand pound hell-hound, the physical manifestation of elemental chaos and at least 2 entire
nations trained extensively in the arts of psychological warfare will hunt and destroy you in ways
you cannot even begin to comprehend.
THIS DIMENSION WILL NOT FALL TO ALIEN INVADERS! PRAISE THE SISTERS, OUR SALVATION IS NEAR!
Alternatively, you may incorporate with which ever community suits you best.
Glorious Equestria has it all from fast paced city life to wholesome tight-knit commune life.
And the most terrifying inescapable dungeons.
Our glorious princess has gifted her strongest ex-KGB ex-student with a mysterious box.
Your first task is to identify and procure the contents of this box, then you will write a report
on what you found and what you learned from this first task: The Twilight Experience.
Good luck.