Why is pinkie pie such a spastic retarded cunt? Why is she

>>30705160
Cause she focuses on other ponies happiness and not her own.

>>30705170
>because she has Auts and works in a bakery for minimum wage.
Yea okay

>>30705160
>Why is she shitty at life?
she's probably doing better than you faggot

>>30705304
>Lives in the attic of her bosses home.
>Literally works and pays for her room and board to her boss.
>uneducated
>bad at her job
>was a pitty hire.
>disappointment to her parents.
Yea okay.

>>30705316
>>bad at her job
you what

>>30705331
Its part of the yoke for her character

Yea Pinkies pretty shit.

>>30705193
>because she has buzzword
fine post

>>30705316
>Implying you are not your parents greatest regret.

>>30705160
pinkie pie more stinky pie because she's shit am I right

>>30705976
Ayyyyyy

On her day off, Pinkie kidnaps Muslim ponies and gives them nothing to eat or drink but bacon and beer.
>inb4 no Muslim ponies
Saddle Arabia

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>>30706405
> nothing to eat or drink but bacon
>nothing to eat but [the flesh of another animal]
W-where'd you get that, Pinkie?