What if you're waifu was asexual.and infertile? She'd

>rape

>>30702745
>asexual
Do people actually believe this is a real thing?

>Shrug
>Spend the rest of my life with my qt waifu anyway

>>30702749
It sounds like it's so rare that it might as well not be a thing and just a form of autism.

Only 1% of the global population is asexual.
Which makes sense from a biological stand point.
Here is this genetic trait. Let's not pass it on. Like at all. Never spread and only show up randomly than quickly die off.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/asexuality-real-how-rare-orientation-helps-us-understand-human-sexuality-332346?amp=1

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>>30702745
Sex is only one of the many things I'd like to do with her. If she doesn't like it, there are still many other things we can do together. I'd love her even if the only thing we could do together was having sandwiches.

>>30702745
>asexual

There's no such thing. "Asexuals" are either people who haven't discovered their freaky fetish yet or they are telling you that to subtly imply that you are not arousing to them without hurting your feelings.

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>>30702745
Well, that still leaves hugs and kisses and other ways of showing affection. I think I'd be fine.

>>30702745
emotionless sex is my fetish so this is literally perfect

>>30702745
I'd just tell her I'd settle for fucking other mares while she watches.

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>I can be your waifu!

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Of course.

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>I am prepared to please~

Is it just her that's like that, or all of Equestria? Would she be angered over me fucking other ponies?

>>30702745
Yes.

>My wife became asexual when we got married.

T-T FML

Anyway waifu is ok with cuddles? Then that would be enough

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>Doesn't anybody want my plot~?

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>>30702745
>you're

>Asexuality isn't a thing
Guys, you only want to fuck cartoon ponies. You're asexual from the human perspective

>>30702745
Sure, as long as she was willing to have sex occasionally.

>>30708130
Grammer shrammer.
As long as you're understood who cares?

>>30708406
Literally fucking kill yourself.

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>>30702745
Stop. You've been here for like what, 2 weeks now and I haven't seen a single worthwhile post let alone thread. You're incredibly obvious and contribute nothing, go to chemo and lurk more.

Even if asexuality was a real thing and my waifu was asexual I'd still love her but she should know that I need to get off somehow.

>>30708427
A whole lot of implying on your part again..perhaps you're the one who needs to lurk more.
Or you can just kill yourself.